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Celebrities / Re: Photo: Olamide And Di’ja Look Cool Together! What Do You Think? by oluamid(m): 7:52pm On Jan 20, 2016
No they don't!


One has too much teeth, the other has too much hair! tongue

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Education / Re: Anambra Debate Team Triumphs In Singapore, Returns With Trophy- Pictures by oluamid(m): 10:13pm On Jan 19, 2016
You tribalists don't fail to disappoint.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by oluamid(m): 10:39am On Jan 16, 2016
Oluamyd Utd has been in free fall after being on autopilot for a couple of GWs. Those in the NLFPL CARLING CUP, SuperligaNLFPL and The Head Cup would have noticed the fall from grace of the once all-conquering team. The team even slide to an ignominious number 52nd position in the Nairaland Premier League.


Now though, the only way is up as the once AWOL manager has resumed for official duties. The first scalps to be taken are Legendary XI, Josefuadjr fc and yushinfc. Sorry is your name if you are the manager of any of those teams tongue tongue.


The gauntlet has been thrown.



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Politics / Re: (photo)senator God'swill Akpabio Sleeping During Today's Plenary by oluamid(m): 7:44pm On Jan 13, 2016
Like you said, he was answering the call of nature. grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Get H-orny When I See A New Picture Of My Bae! by oluamid(m): 1:42pm On Jan 10, 2016
Is this the same Onila of the Virginity Faith Assemblies
Religion / Re: My Experience At A Church Today Almost Made Me Cry by oluamid(m): 12:42pm On Jan 10, 2016
Eronmosele:

Dear Anslem, don't bother replying people like that. Even if God chooses to reveal Himself specially to some of this kind, they will still not believe. They are a frustrated lot. Notice the vulgar talk. Flagrant disregard for God. Most of these type started out on a totally wrong foundation, some traveled as far as holding fellowship EXCO and pastoral positions without truly having that encounter with Jesus. All the while living a lie, living in deliberate willful sin. They were never truly born again, never regenerated. They belong to the category of people who if present in Jesuss' day would have accused him of healing with the aid of demons. Don't waste your time next time, only God can show him/her mercy.


Start a church already and watch the money pile up.

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Religion / Re: Adeboye Talks About His Impending Death by oluamid(m): 12:32pm On Jan 10, 2016
Annunaki:
No big deal, all men must die. undecided


Valarie Morghulis bro.
Religion / Re: My Experience At A Church Today Almost Made Me Cry by oluamid(m): 12:21pm On Jan 10, 2016
Something tells me heaven is going to be like a grand Walking Dead where the 'saints' will just be walking around aimlessly and instead of the 'ooh aahs' we'll have 'hosanna hosanna'.
Religion / Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by oluamid(m): 12:10pm On Jan 10, 2016
"Oh son of man, stop wallowing in your gullibility and realise that all these things you wrote and all the other stuff written in a book by so-called 40 'inspired men' are balderdash."
Religion / Re: My Experience At A Church Today Almost Made Me Cry by oluamid(m): 12:01pm On Jan 10, 2016
Daughterzion:
Dont judge so you wont be judged. Leave it fnr God to handle



This post is an important example of why some Pastors will continue to live fat on their church members' sweat.



Some pastors are the best marketers there is. They play on gullible people's emotion and turn them to some sort of zombie atm.

'Sowing of seeds'. If God is so rich and can give me in abundance, why do I need to give him money first? What's the difference between this and yahoo yahoo?

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Health / Re: Please Help....i Forget Things Easily These Days... by oluamid(m): 7:24pm On Jan 06, 2016
I hope you won't forget all the advice you get from here.















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Celebrities / Re: Dangote Settles Olamide & Donjazzy Beef, As Olamide Prostrates Before Don- Laila by oluamid(m): 11:35pm On Jan 04, 2016
Huge huger hugest.
Education / Re: 5 Tips For Embarking On Adult Education In Nigeria by oluamid(m): 11:33pm On Jan 04, 2016
Obviously not written for Nigerians.
Culture / Re: What A Blaine Harden Wrote About Yoruba People by oluamid(m): 6:18pm On Jan 01, 2016
Chinom:
What Blaine Harden wrote is what we know already. The Yoruba's are loud mouthed cowards with very little scruples. Their sexual morality is also the lowest amongst all Nigerians. Maybe at par with that of the Calabars and Idomas.


Yeah yeah, and your tribe, whatever that may be, is filled with the twelve disciples. undecided


Chinom clap for yourself weldone.

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Culture / Re: What A Blaine Harden Wrote About Yoruba People by oluamid(m): 1:33pm On Jan 01, 2016
wristbangle:


No mind us especially those agberos.

Tunde: ma wo saliu sa, ma fo ori e. (Look at that saliu guy, I will break his head)


Saliu: pulling clothes, wristwatch, necklace, shoe, remaining boxer alone: Tunde se e mi lo n ba soro; are u talking to me tunde?


Next thing.


Tunde and saliu exchanging blow from 5km distance gringrin. Abeg how 5km flexing fist wan take hit their head? cheesy


Lol. You just capture what I see every other day at the bus park near my home.


The agbero guys are real drama queens.

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Culture / Re: What A Blaine Harden Wrote About Yoruba People by oluamid(m): 1:04pm On Jan 01, 2016
ElekeNtioba:


LMAO...which group in Nigeria has never experienced internal strife. is dat what should serve as a indication of bravery

How you respond in the face of aggression or attacks be it violence or civil disbodience is the criteria. Cowards perpetually hide under d toga dialogue and diplomacy even when they are redundant.



The history books are your friends bro. When it comes to large scale wars or civil strive, the Yoruba has fought the longest and bitterest. We are not talking riots here. We are talking wars involving hundreds of thousands of people. I understand that our schools don't teach indigenous history that much so I won't blame you for probably not knowing about the internecine wars. The Yoruba also fought wars against other empires who pretty much were in charge of West Africa at some point in the past. There's even a monument somewhere in Yoruba land that signified the point where the different Yoruba sub groups came together to sign an agreement never to war again. Is it any wonder that the Yoruba as a group would rather go the peace route? Most times, wars do not resolve conflicts, agreements and concessions do.

There is always a story behind a story. The Yoruba 'cowardice' of today has a story behind it; a story of self-preservation.

History did not begin in 1914.

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Culture / Re: What A Blaine Harden Wrote About Yoruba People by oluamid(m): 12:50pm On Jan 01, 2016
daretodiffer:

You are right

Losing is the worst thing

Warriors are those who survive wars

If you rush into a fight, you will lose and you will end up dead

A lot of people need to read A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) books to realise that many times, tact will win a war where strength fails. A simple analogy is why a small man like Tyrion Lannister (despite all the people who want him dead) is still alive when strong men like the Mountain, Oberyn Martel, Kahl Drogo are dead. 99 times in 100, a wise man will survive a conflict where millions of strong men have lost their lives.

A lot of Nigerians confuse tact with cowardice.

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Culture / Re: What A Blaine Harden Wrote About Yoruba People by oluamid(m): 12:18pm On Jan 01, 2016
kaycii1:


ok if u dont kno i will help u

COWARDICE: fear or lack of courage!


The Yorubas you are quick to whitewash have a saying:

"Omode ko de ibi eru ni eru oo ba"


If you don't understand Yoruba ask someone who does to interpret.

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Romance / Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by oluamid(m): 12:03am On Dec 30, 2015
How convenient to play the victim card in all of these.
Politics / Re: Martin Patience Joins Nigerian Soldiers In The Combat Region In The North(pics) by oluamid(m): 11:35pm On Dec 29, 2015
uckennety:

He is paid wEll!besides in his country journalism is a career but in nigeria it's a job!wch journalist or reporter earns morethan 60k a monTh

There are but then its either they are not paid on time or they are owed 10 months salary.

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Phones / Re: Hands On Review Of Infinix Zero 3 by oluamid(m): 11:11am On Dec 26, 2015
Since I got my Infinix Hot Note 2gig version last 2 wks, it's been love at every sight. tongue

Who wants an expensive, great specs but fast draining phone?
Celebrities / Re: Ghanian Artiste, Wisa, Displays His Manhood Live On Stage [PICS] by oluamid(m): 10:55am On Dec 26, 2015
He wants to do a 'D'banj' forgetting D'banj no dey overstep and just teases. grin grin grin


Yeye guy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help Me, I'm About To Be Stranded. by oluamid(m): 10:42am On Dec 26, 2015
Well, my best advice for you is to quickly package your cv in line with the teaching profession. Immediately schools resume after the festive period, submit your cvs to 5 schools in your area and you'll definitely get employed in one.

Hint: Go online and search for templates of great teaching cvs. Package your cv well to make a good first impression and to set you apart from the average person looking for a teaching job. Back it up with a good cover letter highlighting specific skills you possess that any school will want. They won't be expecting a cover letter so you already have an advantage.

This has worked every time I'm looking for temporary employment.

Wish you well.

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Phones / Re: My Infinix X600 Note 2 Jst Arrivd From Jumia.hands On Review Follws immdiatly by oluamid(m): 8:26pm On Dec 25, 2015
nigeriancuban:
wow,i just got mine for 21k today....

You probably got the hot 2 and not note 2.
Crime / Re: Father Of Three Raped Nine Children In Ebonyi by oluamid(m): 7:51pm On Dec 24, 2015
ednut1:
Killing him wont do justice . cut his Achilles tendon den set soldiers ants on him for 1 hour. Drag him out and use hammer to scatter all this joints. Set fire to one leg boil the other in hot water. Leave him wit rats overnight let him suffer well. The nxt day insert hot rod into his an@s , cut off his balls. Den tie him to four vehiles and let dem go in different directions till he scatters

Are you sure you are not from Nazi Germany?
Politics / Re: Umahi Distributes Made-In-Ebonyi Rice To Workers For Christmas (pics) by oluamid(m): 5:50pm On Dec 23, 2015
What's with politicians always slapping their pictures on things like this? You'd think they used their personal money rather than state funds to do it.


This one even put him wife picture join. Hian! I wonder why the children were not featured make we kuku know say na familiocracy dem dey run for Ebonyi State.



Let your work speak for you!
Health / Re: Woman Walks Unclad After She Was Scammed By Relatives (PICS) by oluamid(m): 7:09pm On Dec 22, 2015
AzontoGhost:

this can't be Ghana, check the number plate of the red car!
this resembles Nigeria tongue . lol

haha. If you know the average Nigerian plate number then you'll know that's not a Nigerian car.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by oluamid(m): 4:16pm On Dec 22, 2015
Una don win this GW now we no go hear word. Start losing now una go crawl back into una shell.


Eko United. Big ups to you. You ended a 12-game winning streak.
Culture / Re: Imo State Carnival 2015 - Pictures Thread by oluamid(m): 11:25am On Dec 22, 2015
blairlady:

And why did your opinion take you to the akwa ibomite? Where have you seen the akwa ibomkte dressing as a carribean person? We uphold our culture with high esteem and stop been tribalistic here. Ibo never cease to amaze me with their tribalistic nature in everything


Lol. You Amuse me.

1. I'm not Igbo, but that doesn't necessarily mean I can't want good thing for my country.

2. I didn't mention Akwa Ibom or Akwa Ibomites in my post. I was speaking based on the carnival being held in Imo but then, I could say the same thing about the Calabar Carnival now that you have mentioned it. Even though they spice it up with a little of the calabar culture, they still basically dress like the Carribeans.

3. No one is being tribalistic. The point of carnivals is to attract tourists by showcasing your traditional attributes in a colourful way. Why organise a carnival if you are not going to attract tourists or make any money? That's an unnecessary drain of public funds.


4. Carnivals are good but we need to showcase more of our culture and less of what we see in the Carribean nations cos, if I was a tourist, why would I want to visit the Imo or Calabar carnival when I could go to Brazil and watch a better one? Meaning, our culture is our Unique Selling Point and we need to showcase it more.
Culture / Re: Imo State Carnival 2015 - Pictures Thread by oluamid(m): 7:59pm On Dec 21, 2015
B69U:
The carnival should be traditional, not all this Caribbean style carnival. That should be solely for Akwa Ibom, in my opinion.

Let us try to promote and celebrate our culture, art and customs.

Imagine having various traditioanl dancers line the street and various order cultural symbols and practice from the whole igbo town and villages rolling down the street of owerri with igbo music.

Nna imo state can be the home of Igbo carnival. That is a unique selling brand, not everybody doing the same-thing. That is boring. In my Opinion!


You are so on point. I dunno why we can't showcase our culture rather than import wholesale some foreign thing that won't earn anyone a penny. If I was a tourist, why would I want to watch Imo carnival when Brazil is there?

We really need to sell ourselves in this country. Hian!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Dogara And Saraki: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by oluamid(m): 7:50pm On Dec 21, 2015
Dogara: You see that Saraki, e no dey baff.

Tinubu: Commot here you too like aproko.


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Phones / Re: PSP Forum(PSP Emulator For Android/iPhone) by oluamid(m): 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2015
Feichi and anyone else, please add me back to the group. I lost my previous phone. This is Olumide.


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