₦airaland Forum

See them. Dog eat Dog people. Anything to bring down a fellow Easterner. Why the East cannot come together and rally around a single candidate, I cannot phantom. “Money no dey, Money no dey” but all of a sudden, #100M don turn pure water yet southern roads are impassable. Tufia.

I hope they collected their Cadillac before dem go because that one na pension. Ndi ewu Cameroon

Talking to whitey? Just report am to EFCC. Problem solved.

Permit me to say that YOU’RE VERY SELFISH. YOU know your genotype and still went ahead to be with someone that is AS. Despite dodging a bullet, you continued to have sex with him and now that you’ve knowingly stepped on a landmine which you placed wrongly, you’re asking for our advice. When you dey fvck, you ask us? Common getat. E-diot. Berra do the needful or go to the nearest general hospital and see how traumatic it is to have an SS baby.

You have 2 options comrade. Give us the link to the job or give us the girl phone number.

So you’re telling us now to do what?

We’re waiting for her in 2030 Shiloh

This kind of accident happened and the first thing you do is take pics for social media? Not run and check if your kids are ok? And to think that’s she’s a teacher in an early year class? Children giving birth to children �

Dear Nigerians,

Fish and Houseguests start to smell after 3 days.

Know this and know peace.

Shalom.

The police should investigate properly. No one sets himself ablaze because his wife didn’t come back home. Perhaps he found his wife cheating with another man and they killed him and set his body ablaze in the car to make it look like a suicide. It doesn’t make sense.

Miss Jones, na you be this?

PTS is real. The sooner we accept, recognize and treat it within our armed forces, the better. We need to stop playing lip service with the lives of our Officers and Men

Even children that are in their parents houses eating “Thank you mommy” are here berating the Policeman while their parents receive slaps and knocks from women lesser than that woman and still say THANK YOU MA cos they know where their bread is buttered.

I only fault the Nigerian Police in this situation cos the policeman in question will be summoned to Abuja and another sent to replace him. Last time, it was a policeman that was killed while playing gateman and it was swept under the rug. Now they want to punish another for looking for food for his family. How much is the policeman’s take home? Not even up to what some of us use to buy data yet we are barking up the wrong tree. Anyways, this is Nairaland, where people sit behind their “kpalasa” phones to type rubbish.

Reminds me of the “Miracle of Abagana” where the Biafra forces, destroyed a convoy of Nigerian bomb laden trucks with the help of a misguided “Obunigwe”.

I identify as Johnbull, the last born son of President Biden. Dad, pls get me outta this sh!thole!!!!!!

This is not a racist situation so stop painting it as such. The woman is an old territorial person and I’ve seen such behaviors in black people too. She just needs patience. She might just be transferring aggression. Perhaps, she’s mad at her kids for “abandoning” her with a caregiver or she’s just mad that she’s old and can’t do certain things by herself again. The human brain climaxes at a certain age and then starts to retrogress. It’s a common phenomenon in old people

Travel light and buy your stuff from “Terminus” market. The residents are extremely nice, receptive and love their booze. Choose your residence carefully and stay around people who practice your faith as religious riots are rife in some areas. Just carry plenty condom full body cos sex there is cheap but HIV is cheaper.

Only a phool will believe that hogwash. How can EFCC have a Military personnel in its staff as an accountant? How can they have an NIA staff as an accountant and make him in charge of money recovered from the same NIA? Unfortunately, my people are so gullible.

All these rubbish is about 2 WOMEN!!!!!

Wasted data

OP, pls edit title to Funke Akindele surprises her younger sister who has 2 kids, with 2010 Camry (muscle) and uploads video for Social Media validation.

Femi Fani Kayode loading ……

If you don gerrit, ……

When I saw how credible NGOs avoided the matter after the first autopsy, I knew the penalty had gone into throw-in.

They should let the young fella Rest In Peace and stop trying to shift blame but yeyebrities and Social Media detectives cum lawyers will continue to drag his name to gain relevance.

You got wind of their impending attack. Why not organize an ambush or flank them and then raze them down?

You sent gunships to alert and disperse them into the neighboring communities. They will now unleash their frustrations on the innocent villagers living in these localities.

THINK!!!!!!!!

Our last true Generals were retired after the Sierra-leonian conflict

She neither confirmed nor denied the rumors

Presiding over a multi lingual and multi cultural country like Nigeria should not be a “lifelong ambition” but rather a zeal to get Nigeria back to its feet and possibly to greater heights after the colossal fall we’ve experienced. Ndi SWAT Abi na SWAGGER, pls inform your candidate. We’ve seen where lifelong ambition has taken us to. Don’t sell a candidate that wants to rule us just because he wants to tick it off his bucket list. Nigeria is bigger than any single individual.

A simple Google search would’ve saved your relationship just as a simple condom would’ve saved us from this post.

*Track his phone
*Track the car
*Contact their union of trailer drivers

Before them go use your spaghetti take do pyramid

All I see is 4 blind mice

Stop lying. Which 1 million bags of rice? It’s a hollow wooden structure that has covered with bags of condemned rice. It’s beside my house here in Abuja, near Shoprite lugbe. OP, stop spreading falsehood. Besides, who go buy rice wey don tay for inside sun? Behave.

Choose whom ye shall serve

donem:
Lolz Easy Rambo

Who no go, no go know. Lolz
Game recognizes Game

Hope say e don leave military work. Before he buys another job, pays in German currency and expect social media miscreants to scream blue murder.