₦airaland Forum

Bia, OP. It is too early in the morning to start laughing. It seems as if you’ve eaten the bearded meat and now you’re hooked or you’re living off this woman who obviously is feeding you from the proceeds she’s getting off other men. That’s the only reason why you don’t want to let go of a farm implement.

Since you need clarification despite the glaring obviousness, let me educate you.

*She’s still stuck on her ex.

* I’ve never seen any tradition where a person buries the dead in the presence of their ex’s relatives

* Her ex is looking forward to chopping the bearded meat one more time

* As I type this, he is picking his teeth after chopping said bearded meat while you lament like a player of Dundee United on Nairaland.

With this fee points of mine, I hope you’re convinced and not confused that you have been played like a Sony audio cassette.

Tank sah

Some bloggers will soon see that there’s a crime called Cyberbullying and it’s in the Nigerian constitution.

jasonguru:
I will like to play in the team

Trust me, Sweetie. You wouldn’t even make the reserve bench

Cos in church, you can’t do this

Oga, you’re just sorry you got caught. Shikenan

Be careful what you wish for cos you just might get it.

Her ancestors be like who is this one? Our daughter is dark with normal chest. We don’t know you.

Churchilllllll!!!!!
Ma Niggah

Bia, OP. Like seriously. The faces of people after seeing the President is now news? Lalastica, odikwa mma?

Z

Was enjoying the memoirs of a young black kid in London until some aprokos and advisers without pay, derailed the thread and made it all about their egos, Google fueled knowledge and unrequested feministic bias.

OP, pls ignore your inboxes cos I know say e go don full by now.

You’re a young man. The world is your stage. Make your mistakes and earn your stripes but better still, learn from the mistakes of others and harness your raging hormones. Good luck

“Threaten to inject her with deadly substance”, “threaten to kill her with knife”

Story for the gods. Last time I checked, Facebook was meant for 18+. If you click “I agree” on their policy page and later claim 16 years, I’m afraid you don’t have a leg to stand on. IMHO

When did we switch from left hand to right hand driving? Lies everywhere and we blame politrictians

azpekuliar:
Bullion van to move $2.8m from Onitsha to Lagos on which roads? Onitsha-Benin-Ore-Sagamu-Lagos? I dey pray make God bestow sense on you ooo..

I normally don’t like logging on to NL cis of the childish comments I see but I broke my rule to give you a kiss. Some people’s senselessness can make you feel they were born in a cemetery.

darkelf:
How do they bury fallen US soldiers that died in foreign wars like Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, Germany etc

Ask yourself that question?

Unku Teacher, they’re buried on the battlefield, with their unit or their homestead. Not in colonial extensions. Comprende?

darkelf:
We were a British colony at that time.

Some units were made entirely of Nigerians/Ghanaian and commanded by British officers.

Such units saw actions mainly at the Burma front (in thick Jungles)

Hence the reason. Hope you understand now?

So they imported all the bodies from far away Burma just to bury them in lagos?

Am I the only person wondering why WW2 veterans are buried on Nigerian soil? As far as I’m concerned, no battle took place in Nigeria or on our side of the Atlantic. So ayam not understanding

A lot of discrepancies in her story.

Police stopped you on 3MB and you then drove around for almost an hour on the same 3MB. How long is the bridge?

You and Boo were looking for fuel station on 3MB? Like seriously?? On 3MB??

Uber driver picked you up, bought fuel and then dropped you by your car. Did he follow “one-way”? Cos he’ll have to drive the entire length of the bridge as there is no U-turn on the bridge.

The so called vandals just evaporated when they saw a car pull up and also did not try to extort money or rob you and boo while you were pouring in the said fuel?

Dunno, I’m no maths genius but something doesn’t add up

Thank to autocorrect cos I had to do some panelbeating in my head to understand the write up.

A lot of discrepancies in her story.

Police stopped you on 3MB and you then drove around for almost an hour on the same 3MB. How long is the bridge?

You and Boo were looking for fuel station on 3MB? Like seriously?? On 3MB??

Uber driver picked you up, bought fuel and then dropped you by your car. Did he follow “one-way”? Cos he’ll have to drive the entire length of the bridge as there is no U-turn on the bridge.

The so called vandals just evaporated when they saw a car pull up and also did not try to extort money or rob you and boo while you were pouring in the said fuel?

Dunno, I’m no maths genius but something doesn’t add up

Two Nigerian Yahoo boys burnt to death after scamming a Mexican client of $1.6million (Video)

On our social media watch today, we saw reports on how Two Nigerian guys who were allegedly online scammers and duped a Mexican client of $1.6million. A twitter lady revealed how two yahoo boys burnt to death by a Mexican man who lured them over to Mexico after they scammed him of a whooping sum of $1.6million and he made a down payment of $400,000 with $1.2million to balance . It appeared the ‘client’ knew he was being duped so he led them on to coming to his country an reportedly burnt them alive.

Culled from Jetys blog

Beauty Pageants have never tickled my fancy

So social media is now Public Complaints Commission or PCRRU or whatever they call it. Don’t you know the station where you were allegedly tortured? Can’t you identify the perpetrators? Oya, go and look for a lawyer and if you can’t afford one, go to the nearest Legal Aid Council Office. Social media would only get you likes and sympathy.

Next time, use your head and sabi your waka

Febuhari 2019 loading

Blacks have been bleaching their skin to pass off as who they aren’t since 1900 and now we’re mad cos d shoe is on the other foot? Mtcheeew

The Service Chiefs were all bored and they decided to take a stroll together. They then heard owambe music coming out of a hall and since they were hungry, they decided to enter and do “mo gbo mo ya”. When they realized it was a political gathering, they took the food to go and left but not before hailing Akpabio to see if there was anything for the boys from Ganduje. Yeye spin doctors.

Hunger na bascard!!!!!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I just love bikes and bikers.

Been begging my biker friends for rides since and they are forming busy.

Wonder where I'll find them in Abuja

Inbox me and I’ll give you a ride

Easy. INEC is supposed to have the serial number of the cards. Just void it so the machines would not read it. QED

I smell lies.

A Female colonel with “boyfriend”?

To be a female colonel in the Nigerian Armed forces, you must be around 38-40 years as there are no high ranking female Officers that graduated from NDA.

OP, I smell lies

OP. Graphic pictures pls

This is disheartening.

He needs medical attention not social media attention.

Mans inhumanity to man.

Pls can I have his number? Ayam asking for a friend.