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Everyone wants a taste of the “cat”

I normally don’t reply to such senselessness as NL has been overtaken by hormone driven teens disguised as adults but your stupidity, Sir, takes the cake.

You came here to “brag” that you’ve broken up with your girlfriend? Oya, clap for yourself. Weldone. Let us know when you stop crying and stalking her on social media.

You gave a girl your atm card and you cancelled it in the bank but she didn’t notice and you don’t think that sends a message?

Boy, grow a pair and smell the shyt. You were nothing more than an avenue for spare change. She never used your atm to do shyt or else she would’ve noticed it was blocked and called you. Her “Helper” has been providing all her needs and she was probably watching the BBN in his house, on his 250 inch LED tv while sucking his 8 inch cuck while you’re here forming “Lord of the flies”.

Wake up your idea and get a life. I hope you also let us know when you unblock her (if you ever did) so you can see if she replied you to assuage your pinkie ego.

whytediamond:
After them go say thou shall not judge. Ok o. Make I mind my shoe business.

Please if you’re not buying footwear from me, what’s the essence?

It’s high quality, it’s straight from Mandilas to your doorstep, It’s the best price you can ever find. it’s pay on delivery. So tell me what you’re gonna lose
Thanks in advance for doing business with me. Blessings.

If you’re for real, hit me up. I need some male shoes.

OP, he’s not calm. He’s either shell shocked or under morphine

chymeze:
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If you already knew the answer, why bother us with the question? Overskill.

Aunty, stop lying. Instead of praising GOD, your trying to embellish your survival. This is abuja airport road and your car fell into a ditch cos you lost control. Somersault ko, wintersugar ni.

AbdulHakeem44:
It is meant to distinguish one aircraft from the other. 10 aircraft's may queue for take off from the same runway or different aircrafts of the same airline may be traveling from different locations to the same destination. There must be a number to distinguish each aircraft from the other to ease the job of air traffic controller.

Mr Man, there’s a huge difference between Plate number, Flight Number and Tail Number. Google is your friend but first, you have to know what to look for.

Plane don dey get plate number?

Poor child must’ve been maltreated and was looking for a way to return to her biological parents. May the lord save our children from wicked people

IdreamOfUnicorn:
Trousers were first invented because robes are uncomfortable to wear on horseback. In fact, those who wore trousers in battle had the upper hand over those who wore robes. For this reason, civilisations all over the world adopted this form of dress to survive battle.
The first recorded reports of trousers were made by sixth century BC Greek geographers. They noted the appearance of Persian, Eastern and Central Asian horse riders. The comfort they provided from extended periods on horseback made trousers a practical choice.
Images of male and female horse riders wearing trousers can be found on ancient ceramics. You can see an example of this on the vase below, depicting an Amazon woman.
Stop being hypocritical and go read a book

I love you for your sense and wisdom. It’s so sad that people perish because of lack of knowledge. We often face only religion and forget culture and that is the beginning of our spiral spin out of control.

First let me break it down.

In ancient Israel, there were no men or women clothing. They all wore robes and no one cared but if a woman was on her monthly period, she was considered unclean and everything associated with her was unclean also until it was washed.

Some men (probably out of laziness or ignorance) would wear their wife’s robes and if they wore their wives robes who was “unclean” and entered into the temple, they had also made the temple unclean and unfit for the presence of GOD. (even if it was unknowingly). They would also make anyone or anything they touched unclean and this was the reason for that particular verse.

Trousers are not a western attire but a Persian attire. After the Persians were defeated by the Greek in 480BC, the Greeks were surprised to see that the enemy wore a strange attire (which were trousers) as opposed to their traditional robes and thus, the adoption of trousers began. It is important to note that it never started as a male attire but rather for convenience in battle.

Another example is heels. Originally, it was made for men who wore them in battle to avoid their legs slipping off from the stirrups when they stood to shoot their arrows but when the invention of guns and tanks entered the battlefield, heels were ditched and later became a fashion attire for women.

Pls let’s learn from history and also do our research. Google is free.

Preshy561:
What's wrong in washing pants?

As a woman, there is EVERYTHING wrong with allowing your partner wash your panties if you’re not sick or physically handicapped. It’s your underwear. Learn to do it yourself. But hey, what do I know?

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drake2:
Buhari

Took d words right outta my mouth

My dear, stop lying and just advertise your market. Soldier ko, Lastma ni.

XaintJoel20:
I would have done that long before now, but I still think she is too good to let go just like that.

I think I should tell you some few things you should know about her:
After our service year I was struggling to get a job and she advice I set up a business and helped with about 50% of the capital with which I started my current business.

When we started, she bought a large plot of land in my state and just recently developing the plot for agricultural use.

On all the occasion she has visited me in my state, she has done so with her money and also getting plenty of goodies for me and my family.

Just recently, she bought into my lifelong plan of travelling out of the country. She has put visible plan on ground for us to leave the country soon after our wedding.

The truth, is that when I think of her inbuilt qualities, I am force to believe I will be on the losing side if she fails into the hands of someone else.
That's why I said I am in a dilemma.

You’re just a greedy bastardddd that’s preying on a naive girl and GOD will pay you in your own coin. You will marry a biatch and she’ll make your life a living hell. Infect you with an incurable disease and leave you to die alone like the wretched foooool you are. E-diot

All you guys, the American Special Forces are trained in different types of terrain sometimes simulated to enhance their mental awareness and of course to harden them. Their regular soldiers don’t go through the stupid unnecessary stuff we subject our soldiers to. That’s why they seem to be more advanced than us. The last commandant of NDA used to bring truckloads of hockey sticks so that instructors would use it in “chawussing” cadets. You can imagine. Garbage in, Garbage out if you ask me.

Jonathan rehabilitated the road to Daura. Google is your friend

https://www.nairaland.com/2100783/president-goodluck-jonathan-built-road

Is that a picture of the fallen soldier or a BH terrorist? That poor excuse for a corpse cannot be or rather should not be for a Nigerian soldier. Uniform looks ragtagged, no boots on feet and rigor mortis looks like it has set in. If he was a soldier who died fighting, how long did it take for his comrades to locate him as he was supposed to be on d base? Many questions, no answers

Tu face is always suffering from late withdrawal. His planned mass protest and subsequent change of mind is still fresh

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Nice one. I remember traveling to Opobo by speed boat. Very scary experience and I’m a pretty good swimmer ooo. Nice hospitable people. Their masquerades like Nwatam are a sight to behold. Their language is a crazy mix though. Funny kind of ibo. Their yesterday is echi (which means tomorrow in ibo). Their tomorrow is echi echi ( which means tomorrow tomorrow in ibo). Their myself is Ikem (which means bum bum in ibo). Like I said, crazy mix. Couldn’t stop myself from laughing. Was a guest of Prince Authur before he became d King. Nice people, Beautiful town

The stupidity of some people never ceases to baffle me. 250k a month for a help and trips abroad inclusive. In the voice of Elenu lasisi “are you mad?”. How can you want to pay someone about 3million per annum and advertise for the position on Twitter? Have employment agencies in Nigeria finished? Have Togolese houseboys finished? (No offense intended). Even the famed Phillipino helps that are littered all over Banana don’t earn over 100k a month. Dumb mofos everywhere. No wonder Buhari is still our President.

If at 19, you never blow for football, fogerrit. Na village people dey follow you.

Enquirermag, izzit your business? The young wo/man is trying to carve a niche for himself and you’re castigating him just to sell. Nigerians and their PhD (pull him down) syndrome. Do you know if said woman is his biological mother? You sef said “He spent his formative years” with the said woman. Does that imply she’s his biological mother? Abeg live and let’s live joor. Charly Bo did it and became a hit in his days. Derenle did it and is making waves. So why spoil another persons market?

I suspect the little girl was coerced by an adult. Pls look at her mother very well and check if the mother and the deceased have had any contact. I can’t vouch for South African women. Most of them like this kain house

Yankee101:
No greenery? National cemetery? Naija sha

They couldn’t even paint the other graves to give it a semblance of a national cemetery. Naija, we hail

Originality007:
constitution that dosent work in the North,

well, nice pic, you are not bad,you know we can talk

Like seriously?! Such lame lines in 2019? Ogbeni, I’ll straf and marry your father just so you can become my stepson. Ode oshi. The butterfly that thinks it’s a bird. Mtcheeew

Daeylar:
Rape is not forceful penetration without consent.
RAPE IS SIMPLY SEX WITHOUT CONSENT

Is she at the age to give consent? No.
Did she give consent? She said she didn't, and at her age. She is right. She can't give consent,

what is do you guys call that.

I'm not interested in you guys trying so hard to diminish this crime and call it everything except what it is.
Rape.

Same degenerates would come to your inbox and start pestering you like flies around decomposing carcass

Originality007:
hope u know this is not applicable in the north?

Oga, it’s in the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Confusion or not, it’s a crime to have sex with someone under 18 in Nigeria.

And you keep flaunting it? If e tire you, tie wrapper or wear bubu. Mtcheeew