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bigkahuna704:
Wait, Is That An English pistol?

No. Na Brazilian own

Confusion breaki waisti oooo. Yepa.

Z

Gov, Dep. Gov, NYSC, ZI, Chief of Staff, be like ....

So PDP is now the official institution That investigates forgery?! Shove this Shittu where the sun don’t shine

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On December 8th, two Bikers, Thomas Esiape a.k.a JET of Ghana and Kelly Jumbo a.k.a Kelzmama of Nigeria officially tie the knot. It’s important to note that Kelly Jumbo is the first female to travel solo on her bike from Nigeria to Senegal and back. She’s also a brand ambassador to so many companies. Congratulations to the duo in advance.

Lalastica, Front page please.

Sharp guy. He’s already tired of playing pretend Bf and he wants to log out. Probably tired of eating the kpekus too

How that kain man go born this fine gal? I’m not pointing fingers but it’s either she looks like her mum or ......

Explain all you want but you’ve sold your integrity (if you’ve ever had one) for a mess of porridge. YOU’LL NEVER BE GOVERNOR OF OSUN STATE (even in Nigerian film) just like Kenneth Okwonkwo, your turn coat colleague.

Josh44s:
Yeah! It is a sign you will soon get hit by one if you continue disturbing me.

Ditto: Jesus

Lalastica, pls we need an Lol button. Really laughed out loud.

My neighbor called the police because I was smoking weed in my compound. When they got to my house, they asked me to produce the weed. I told them I had finished it. They then ordered me to show them my supplier.

I pointed to my neighbor

Now, I’m back home and he’s still in SARS.

Moral of the story: Mind your business

Z

Sen. Teslim Kolawole Folarin a.k.a TKF, a former Senate Leader has won the ticket to represent the APC in the 219 Senatorial elections. Sen. Folarin defeated a number of astute and veteran politicians such as Hon. Temitope Olatoye, the Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftaincy affairs, Mr. Bimbo Kolade, Engineer Faozey Oladotun, Mr Oyedemi Wakil Oyeleru and Hon. Oluokun George Akintola.
to clinch the flag. Despite initial hiccups, the process went peacefully and the delegates voted for candidates of their choice

Lalastica, Mynd 44

More like my boyfriend vs the kids on NL that flood my email

Soma who?

Nairalanders. Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

OP, your land lose? If our neighbors are willing to sell their land to the US, all we can do is complain during the ECOWAS abi na AU meetings. Their land, their rules, their problem.

togodbetheglory:
Pls I need your urgent assistance on my son JSS 1 French assignment which he is going to submit tomorrow, your immediate response is required.
Instruction: match the following to form sentences. Note that there may be more than one appropriate option.
1. Tu
2. Elle
3. Je
4. Il
5. Francis
6. J'
7. Marie

The words to match with are
1. est professeur
2. habites a Darako
3. est camerounaise
4. suis infirmiere
5. es nigerien
6. s'appelle Apolline
7. habite a Lausanne


Question 2. Complete the sentences with the verbs- estre, habiter, s'appeler

Elle.........Julie. Elle.........collegienne. Elle..............a Darako.
Bonjour! Comment tu...............................?
Abou, je ...............senegalais, et toi? - Moi, c'.........Yao.
Il.................professeur?
Non, lui, c'................un medecin. Il ......................... belge, mais il............

Your immediate response shall be appreciated.
Thanks and God bless

Through out the weekend and public holiday, Na today you dey bring your pikin assignment.

Je suis
Tu est
Il/Elle es
J’habite
I’ll/Elle habit
Il/Elle s’apelle

Lubbish

The road to ABSU from Okigwe is also as bad

My meme says it all

faaz24:
Ambode should just throw in the towel..
Its very obvious that he let his party members down.

Ciao!

Let his party members down or let Tinubu down?
For a people as “sharp” as lagosians, I’m surprised that they can’t see farther than their noses.
Ambode has transformed Epe from a swamp to a destination place. Me thinks he deserves a second chance but I’m no lagosian so there.

FTC!!!!!!!
What can a girl say? Momma, I made it. I haff arrove. I dedicate this FTC to all my fans, air conditioners and even “akupes”.

Now, wia is Lala and my FTC prize money?

I’m no money grabbing Baby mama and I ain’t no farm implement used in making ridges so I need my frackking money.

Please

Postingdayinfo:
Would include that in our next compilation. What's the Native name?

Babinus Busherie

clarocuzioo:
Its funny how people in the Presidency think everybody is as daft as the BMC .
The man raised some points that they should have beeninvestigated instead of telling us about hilux budgeted or not.
The complainant said the money was paid into Abba Kyari's front account, can they not simply tell the man to provide the bank statement?

The complainant said he speaks with Abba Kyari on phone, can they not simply order the network providers to furnish them with the call logs of both parties ?

The complainant said they met at a hotel on specific dates, can they not order the hotel management to furnish them with Cctv tapes on those dates?

The complainant said he went to EFCC, I believe there will be a visitor's book opened in EFCC, Can it not be checked to see if the man was their guest on the dates he mention?

Even if the presidency did not award any Hilux conctract, should we also rule out the possibility that Abba kyari simpled scammed the man?

My goodness how did we have these set of evil and daft men presiding over the affairs of this Nation, and to think they always brandish themselves as fighting corruption makes sensible Nigerians want to go insane.

One of the most sensible comment I’ve read on NL in a long time. I owe you one

So Ojukwu’s son is in APC and yet some IPOBians are anti-APC?

Wakanda confusion is dis?

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Hello good people. Just want to lighten up our Sunday with a few jokes from the internet