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IPOB members be like....

In d words of Robert Kelly, "When a woman's had enough, there ain't nothing you can do about it".

What if I wan scratch my blokos?

Simple

E pain am.

Why is he looking like a houseboy?

Wetyn this Baba dey talk?

Slept for two hours in four years? See as konji don make your face strong like bone.

NASTYNASOSO:
HMMMNN
SILENCE REMAINS GOLDEN
PLEASE GET SERIOUS AND QUIT MASTURBATING OVER NOTHING.

Well, you know what they say. Its better to keep quiet and let some people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and erase all forms of doubt. Selah

Prof Sir, with all due respect, stop brandishing data that were relevant before 1945. We are in 2017. Let us wake up and smell the dawadawa.

Prof Sir, with all due respect, stop brandishing data that were relevant before 1945. We are in 2017. Let us wake up and smell the dawadawa.

Prof Sir, with all due respect, stop brandishing data that were relevant before 1945. We are in 2017. Let us wake up and smell the tuwo.

Make una come oooooo. Okoroawusa is high on Novalgin

I smell a rat

Some parts of Abuja stood still today as Superbikers regardless of club affiliations, types of bikes, race or gender gathered to remember their fallen comrades. This initiative also coincided with the one year remembrance of a fallen Biker "Somar", who was killed in maitama, opposite the popular yoruba mosque by a female driver who was driving at excessive speed and eating at the same time while driving on the wrong lane of the road. The gathering featured some experienced Bikers that lectured the younger ones on safety and the group also took time out for sober reflection. The scene of Somar's accident was visited and then the Bikers settled at a restaurant for light refreshments

ToriBlue:
E help me .

E pain am

No be Nike Lasinu of Abeokuta be this?

goonsmi:
You still sound like a kid bro.

It's obvious you like to bandy words on NL like the keyboard revolutionary that you are. I'm not going to condescend to your level by dignifying your insult with another.

goonsmi:
How old are you biko small boy/girl is worrying you.

By their quotes, ye shall know them

goonsmi:
So child bearing is only meant for rich people abi?

On the contrary, only for hardworking people who do not make their children a burden to others thus making them susceptible to child abuse

Third issue and you are still living in room n parlour. Looking for alternative runs and advice on NL. My friend, put your raging hormones in check and go and see how you can better the lives of you and your household. Fvckaholic lyk u.

How does this affect the price of Dollar? Charity for publicity.

When they jumped the fence, we applauded them. Now they are showing their nuclear capabilities and we are shouting "scrap the senate". Scraping the Senate because of Saraki is like boycotting beef because of Fulani herdsmen.

It's a shame that Nigerians are mentally lazy and most of us Christians are lazier. Always relying on what we hear from the pulpit rather than doing an in depth research on any subject we have an issue with. First, there is nothing like "Male clothing and Female clothing". All that are subject to customs, tradition and the fashion of the day. Our forefathers tied wrappers like women do and the 18th century French men wore heels and long boots like our women of today. In ancient Israel, both men and women wore robes but it was discovered that some men (probably out of laziness or some other reason) wore their wives robes not minding if the women were "unclean" (on their period) cos being unclean made what they wore unclean also and when the men were such unclean apparel, it made them unclean also. The habit also put other people at risk of being unclean cos if you were touched by an unclean person, you were also considered unclean until you took a bath. So imagine the predicament a priest would be in if he ignorantly touched a man wearing an unclean robe and then went to perform sacrifices at the altar. So the law was passed for the safety of all concerned and not for trousers or skirts as touted in Nigeria.

P.S: Persian soldiers (mortal enemies of the Israelites) were the first people to wear trousers and Scottish men still wear skirts (kilts). Does that make them sinners too?

Keneking:
RIP

"After killing her, Kalu who is now in detention, dropped a suicide note and shot himself but survived the attempted suicide."
- He did not position the gun properly on his forehead
-Did he sign the suicide note? Who was it addressed to ? God or the Youth Corper?

He walked into her room, saw her in bed with the Corper, shot her @ point blank range, gun jammed. Corper used the opportunity to flee the scene and alert people. He couldn't carry out the rest of his plan cos of the jammed gun

Are there any igbos in the pix?

Persin wey dey find pikin, na im dey sleep without pant.


Bia, where is Kemen? Is he now in Abuja?

krattoss:
Bergas cloister for back gate...

DE nigga fuckup thoor

** you don't fvck with cultists..

Dem dey always dey on Highness before embarking on movement..

So just coordinate.. These Jew men won't hear.

NOW SEE A WAISTED LIFE..

From your poor command of written English, it's safe to say you are also part of them. Do your parents a favour and just drop out of school while you are ahead.

PMB be like, "Osibade, what is this?" "Is this how you wan to ruin Nigerian?" "You and your village people want to turn Aso rock to za oza room"

4 bars vs 2 bars. Hmmmn so d gal was chopping her senior colleague? No wonder they call young female soldiers "Officer comforters".