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Just have 1 sentence for her.

Bend over, Shorrie and tache ya toes.

He reminds me of the Night King in Game of Thrones

Looking for a reliable egg distributor in Abuja or its environs

10 man protest "storms" EFCC. Does EFCC extradite criminals? Let him go and "storm" Ministry of Justice or since Baba don return, "storm" Aso rock.

Misplaced priority / Quest for relevance

Young man. Technically, you are guilty of conspiracy. Whether you knew the money was a proceed of crime or not and/or money laundering. Steps to take to clear yourself.

Find out from your bank which Organisation froze your account.

Get a good lawyer and go to meet them before they trace and arrest you. (The lawyers presence is for your own safety and legal representation.

Explain yourself, write a statement and pray/fast that they catch the original culprit.

Get someone / some people who will take you on bail (No lawyer will ever take you on bail).

If you get bail, spend your free time scouting every ATM stand to see if you can catch the man (a leopard cannot change its spots).

If you do, create a scene and get him arrested while you contact the agency that froze your account.

That's the only way you can exonerate yourself. Forget CCTV. They never work

debeo:
Oga thats nọt a Nigerian plate no

It is. AHD is Ahoda LGA in Rivers state

Helmets up. Wheelie on, Great Queen of the Asphalt, Wheelie on.

Hope say she no chop beans ooo

Money makes any woman look @ you with loving eyes. Even if na 300 years of marriage. See her wedding ring na. No be copper a.k.a "it used to be gold".

Isn't that Kemen?

A government hospital in Delta State has written what is considered by many to be an abominable letter on behalf of a patient, Gift. The letter which was wrecked with errors lacks proper medical diction and what was going on in the head of the writer remains a mystery.

Justice has finally come for the 4 Uniport students who were gruesomely murdered by residents of Aluu community. A Federal High Court sitting in. Discharged and acquitted 4 of the accused while 3 others including the Policeman who was seen in the video hitting one of the boys have been sentenced to Death by Hanging.

In the first pix, the lady be like "Which kain wahala be dis one? Him wan make I put this weave-on wey I just fix yesterday inside water? Chai. After I don pay 20k for make up, him wan see my real face". Mammy water fall on you

Heheheee

Oga, Pls where u dey work? Maybe we can swap.

Auntee, wen wee yu marri, dis yea or nes yea?! January, February, March, April, May, June.........

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Nma27:
"A ride"? I don't need just "a" ride

Lol. Na from clap dance dey start

Nma27:
I love Bikers from the deepest part of my Soul!

Any Single and Available power bike owner should check out my dp and holla for a followup. Let's do our own.

If you in Abj, I'll take you for a ride

Good luck getting a job in Shell with your "Apprenticeship degree"

Built by GEJ, named after PMB

Reasons to pack from your old neighbourhood

1) When native airforce start pressing you in your sleep

2) When native airforce send their cadets to rape you in your sleep

3) When Badoo gang knows how many dogs you have in your compound

4) When you have a "ripe" teenage daughter

5) When you have a randy son

6) When you have jealous neighbours and you just bought a prado jeep

In front of Badoo head office

BabaRamota1980:
Powerbike (also called Ninjabikes) are for showing off...you cruise and show off your swag. They are not racebikes, they do not have the weight ratio needed for tearing through the air at fast speed due to their drag coefficient, as such the risk increases exponentially with additional squeeze of the throttle and combustion and their crash is always fatal.

If you plan on racing your bike, first thing first, take it to an experienced bike shop to give it additional weight and bring balance and torque at speeds over 100km/h.

Remember, its safer to cruise your bike than it is to race it.

Looks like your brain must be paining you. If you don't know anything about Super bikes a.k.a "Powerbikes", must you talk? Torque ko, Google ni. Bros, just cruise on and refrain from talking about anything you are ignorant of.

"She made sure we HIT our goal anytime she came back from school".

Hmmmmn. I comment my reserve.

Nuf said

Because the only easy day was yesterday.

This is what I call "Komolopcholop"

They remind me of the party I had a set of twins, couple of nights ago.

In the first pix, you can see d conji in Bassey's body showing thru his head. Is he trying to stiffle a cum? See as e wan use power strangle d guitar sake of say him see hot legs.

RichYoungNigga:

Don't trust airbags

Even if your​ car is equipped with 40 airbags, you will still die from car accidents

Telsa is the strongest car in the world but people die in it

What about the airbags of my 2016 Range Rover that failed to deploy when i had a head on collision with an 18 wheeler truck killing my passenger instantly

I will never trust technology or science

That's why you should never buy your car from accidented car auction sites or from Berger car sellers. 2016 Range Rover ko 3030 Bentley ni. Pants on fire.

Abeg, no dey use water to fry old meat like us. If you really had an accident with a 2016 car and d airbags didn't deploy, you 4 sue d car manufacturers and become a millionaire in dollars instead of lamenting on NL.

The only "pimping" Nigerians know how to do is paint a car Matt black and put outrageous loudspeaker.