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You can be a grade A herbalist. Ask YenKem bitters

In Japan, if you are found guilty of corruption, you are executed and your family would pay for the bullet used for your execution. Knowing that, do you still want to out run a policeman?

Na Lalong of Plateau state

My fellow Vaseline crew members be like...

The power of the P. U. S. S. Y. Indomie children won't know this song.

Gen. T. Y. Danjuma. The real Evil Genius. Master coup plotter and strategist. Angel with a condemned soul and offspring of Lucifer himself. SMH.

Was he investigated on the alleged misconduct and found guilty before he was sacked? All I see is a summary decision to please someone and an upcoming court case that will once again rubbish the NJC

Tufiakwa. I'm relocating to South Sudan

Burutai right now be like.....

Ftc

theAccountant:
Cc lalasticlala someone needs help

I'm still looking for a snake picture to attract his attention

He who PAYS the Piper, dictates the tune.

joshboo:
Do a course in CEH... CERTIFIED ETHICAL HACKING

Tnx but isn't that a lil advanced? Wanna start from scratch

theAccountant:
Ccna is good

Tnx but in Naija, does it cover A+, N+ and Security+?

Hi, I'm a graduate of Biochemistry and fortunately, I got recruited into a Government Parastatal that deals with Cybercrimes. Unfortunately, we have little to zero training on the course and our handlers are always advising us to upgrade ourselves as the Govt isn't willing to do jack squat. Pls I'd like to know what courses I can do on Cybersecurity (from scratch to Guru level). Alotta sites advice A+, N+ and Security+ but some older colleagues say I should just jump into CCNA as it covers A+ and N+. Pls I'm confused as I don't want to spend my lean resources on a wild goose chase while trying to better myself. Pls Help!!!!!!

Hi, I'm a graduate of Biochemistry and fortunately, I got recruited into a Government Parastatal that deals with Cybercrimes. Unfortunately, we have little to zero training on the course and our handlers are always advising us to upgrade ourselves as the Govt isn't willing to do jack squat. Pls I'd like to know what courses I can do on Cybersecurity (from scratch to Guru level). Alotta sites advice A+, N+ and Security+ but some older colleagues say I should just jump into CCNA as it covers A+ and N+. Pls I'm confused as I don't want to spend my lean resources on a wild goose chase while trying to better myself. Pls Help!!!!!!

The only solution to her problem is SHE SHOULD STOP SUCKING RICH DEEKS. True success isn't sexually transmitted. Who is her father or which kain work she dey do to be flying First Class or shopping at Hermes? Besides, what is to show that all no be SM hype? Can't figure out how she can claim 2 have 3 luxury toys abroad.

Dotun1993:
I'm Dotun Omotoso. Check out my latest pencil drawing.

Do you have a gallery? Would love to see and buy some of your works

Rebuke:
Women sha. She had a boyfriend yet met d love of her life.


Forget, even if d boyfriend had followed her she still Wld have left him for d better and probably d most pocket loaded and good looking guy.


Wat silly xcuse.

That's how they will have boyfriend yet follow another guy to his house, he will give her a good head and she will start shouting "RAPE"

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Ol'boy, this ur emergency relocation. As a Benin boy, EFCC or SARS dey find you? Abi u Don give gal belle?

Even people wey Don do over 5 D&C dey join to condemn the girl. Anyways, look up "Post Natal Depression". Might just be the reason

The spirit of Tagbo go dey say "Chaiiiii, see Wetyn I dey miss. Davido, why!!!!!!!!!!! "

[quote author=royalamour post=62637399]A year plus and your wife already have another child for you?

How did it happen?

How many months did you date her before tying the knot?

Did she cheat you with the said man?

Are you smart at all?

The most sensible quote on this thread.

It is not by snapping pics. I hope the CoS pays ALL THE FEES and not leaving the poor boy stranded after a semester

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loopman:
A vibrate youth is gone..
Wetin the ipob yoot do the armed robber cum kidnapper king?

What can they do? Buhari came to their house and they all went mute while their elders even gave him Chieftancy titles as he strolled the length and width of their states wearing their traditional regalia. Talk about pouring salt on an injury. Mtcheeeew.

madridguy:
The king Aide-de-camp " ADC " with his Babalawo attire dey always funny me.

May your days be long sir.

Make the guy no run when na time to do ADC for the Ooni in the great beyond.

Why is their camouflage looking like tie-n-dye material?

The witch cries in the night and the baby dies in the morning.

Removal of Magu was discussed at State dinner and now another account has been "uncovered"

Ayam not insinuating anything ooo

Abeg, why the passenger dey open her 32 like say she never enter moto before? Naija Babes. Falling hand since 1829.

Long ago, before the great war of 1882, in a distant land, Yours truly met a girl in the university who literally made the earth stop it's rotational spin whenever she said hi.

Fast forward, after about six months of toasting, cajoling, being stood up in the rain and the harmattan breeze, she finally kissed me and allowed me 2 press something.

Not wanting to loose my foothold on "kingslanding, I used my last pocket money to organise a picnic for just d two of us close to a "waterfall" near our school (ABSU guys know what I'm talking about)

After the wining and dining, I suggested we have a dip in the water as I wanted to consolidate on my previous touchery. Like play, like play, our clothes ended up scattered around the waterfall and as I was about to enter the promised land, 2 village hunters appeared with dane guns and accused us of desecrating their ancestral land

After much Abeg and parting with my last card (which I wanted to transport myself to my base off-campus, they let us go but not without polishing off the remaining booze and food that I had purposely left for round 2 stamina.

Crestfallen, I apologised for the "invasion" and we both walked back to civilization like 2 fowls wey rain don beat.

Funny enough, she followed me back 2 my room off-campus, paid for the fare, made me hot chocolate and gave me a second chance at the locus kpekus.

We dated for the remaining 2 years of my stay @ the university before she married a "December Returnee".