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Football age!!!!!

She might be a lesbo. So technically, she’s a virgin. Just like Boko Haram has been “technically defeated”

Pls who are those AK47 wielding mofos in native attires and on the motorcycles? SARS or Herdsmen?

AryaSand:
Her father owns 'Young Shall Grow' Transport Company.

Transport company?!
End of Discussion

Mrs Ebuka, your papa na police or force man? If yes, Abeg ask him about his rendezvous during his different postings before you find out she’s your sister from another mother.

Kylekent59:
How did you set your own time?

This is how you should time it

Immediately you insert your pennies inside, start the timing.

Am sure it wnt last for 20 mins talk more of 45mins

Speak for yourself, Bro

The same Khloe wey dem don disqualify?

12submarine:
The headline is misleading, she is a Lt Colonel, not Colonel. I also heard that Executive Commission officers don't go beyond Major, so how was this one promoted to Lt Colonel? Something is wrong with this report.

She’s of the Colonel cadre. Same way Brigadiers are called Generals and ACPs, DCPs and CPs are addressed as Compol

biacan:
A date with him won't be a bad idea

So you getting wet cos of Camaro with suicide doors?

Sweetheart, when you dreams finally come true, tell him we’ve been doing “suicide” doors and pimped cars since 2010 and even Lamborghini has grown tired of them doors.

Op,

My advice?
Go to the nearest store.
Buy 2 paint rubber of sugar.
Take it home.
Pour it on your Daddy.
Voila. Instant Sugar Daddy
Ole buruku

tuzeriouz:
shut the f*ck up! We are talking about surviving four years in NDA. Rising from Lt to Maj. Distinguishing herself as dedicated teacher. The unifying force between children and husband. The truest representation of a traditional kanuri woman. A masterful slay queen of the NA. A role model. An inspiration to especially the female cadets. Meanwhile she is most beautiful than your sisters, wife/gal friend and mother put together. Congrats to gallantry of its kind. Serve us well with your new rank.

You STFU. Which NDA she survive? FYI, No Female NDA cadet has reached the rank of Major as NDA only started having female intakes during the GEJ regime. She’s either Short Service or Special Promotion and both are not new in the Nigerian Army. This my friend is a paid advert so view it as such and stop yakking like a castrated pit bull.

PMB is a sly old fox. He knows if there’s going to be an exodus, BAT would be the Moses, hence the appointment. A dog cannot eat a bone hung around it’s neck.

Emmafe:
FCT

Abuja

slimthugchimee2:
The AK is the most rugged automatic rifle in rifles of its class, a lot of guns you see now were constructed out of the Ak47

Oga, Ruggedness and accuracy are 2 different factors. Pls read the post again

johnime:
I have a loving,caring,a great cook and a handsome boyfriend. He's every girl's dream and my problem is I don't love him. He loves me too much,I don't know how to reciprocate.He's ready to show me to the full world that am he's which I always tell him to stop but he will be complaining that y don't I want it if I'm cheating on him,Yes I'm cus i dont knw how to love. Look is not that he's not rich,he is and he's from a wealthy home too. Just wanted to play games with him,flex his money and leave. Not knowing I will b his 1st grlfrd and now he has refused to let me go, he's ready to do anything for my sake,and he's family loves me so much,they say I changed their son's life that they thought he's a gay cuz that they have never seen him with a grl,same thing his frds are saying. And I don't love him. Please I need advice, how do I leave him without hurting him, he might die if I do, the last time I tried breaking up, he landed in the hospital and spent a week there and it was when he saw me he felt relieved. My sister said my pu**y game is tight. Plz help me,shld I run away but where can I run to, plz help me. I need advice.

Gimme your phone number. Lemme tell you where to run to.

https://www.nairaland.com/4306921/sex-doll-he-shares-sex#64447983

Nairalanders already loosing their cool over a joke. It's fake info. The doll is the same one used by another joker. The jokes on all the haters and blamers. Now, go get a life

Her Olympus is still having full network. Kudos 2 her. Despite all her alleged sexcapades.

Leriebloom:
thanks

Beautiful and Nice. Rare combination on NL. I'm officially tripped. Feel bad for not being on IG or the lil blue bird. NL is enough drug for me.

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They hate us cos they ain't us. I'd rather die doing something I love than to be a hundred years old and tell my grand kids "I lost the love of my life to a Biker"

You're a THIEF that deserves no sympathy. You scammed your poor mother. Not once, twice or even thrice. You even went ahead to change her phone number to avoid her receiving alerts. Guy, e dey your blood. When you were chopping the dividends, did you ask for our advice? Chop your cane alone. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Uncle, are you in the Crocodiles stomach? Friendly my derriere.

Wow. Even Fulani herdsmen be like....

Papa Unongo, kwantinu to wait for FG to act. Sometimes, attack is the best form of defense .

More pixs

Introducing the 2018 BMW HP4 Racing SuperBike. Carbon fibre body, wheels and no, it doesn't cost up to $157,000.

Michealang, come and learn at the feet of REAL BIKERS!!!!

michaelang:
as you said ''google is your friend''

10. Neiman Marcus Limited Edition Fighter
Cost: $ 110,000

9. Coventry Eagle
Cost: $ 120,000

8. Harley Davidson Rocker
Cost: $ 130,000

7. Hildebrand Wolfmüller
Cost: $ 150,000

6. Hub less Harley Davidson
Cost: $ 155,000

5. Ecosse FE Ti XX
Cost: $ 300,000

4. The legendary British classic black
Cost: $ 400,000

3. Gold Plated Custom Chopper
Cost: $ 500,000

2. Ultra Rare Porcupine
Cost: $ 750,000

1. $ 1 million Harley-Davidson
Cost: $ 1 million
abeg do research well before you post sh*t so you don't sound unintelligent

And how many of such are for street use? Anywayz, I suggest you pull in your tongue before you argue with a REAL BIKER. Wannabe.

OP. No BMW bike or any other model costs $157,000. Is it made of gold or does it use Diamond crusted brakes? Stop giving a dog a bad name just to hang it.
P. S: Google is your friend.

cchiagom:
Libya route and you are this fresh. let me not say what's on my mind.

Wanna cum?

Happy New Year NL. Doing the Libya route. I don taya for Naija.

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