₦airaland Forum

Wawelexy:
Not all of their pranks bro,

Untouchable had unknowingly use a girl for two different pranks, had it being I'm less busy , I would have take my time to search for it and drop it here for you to see, there's a particular one too that the lady he used was poor in acting, her countenances and anxiety gave them out as a staged video...

As for the trinity guy, that one na mumu, his pranks hardly makes sense and are too extreme has it mostly ends up putting him in troubles, he's not a relationship prankster...

Thank you

98% of untouchable pranks are movies..lol

Most times he pics actors that are terrible in acting

Anyone who doesn't notice that untouchable is acting should be worried...
That person might be gullible

rolams:
Na lie!

"Untouchable" and "iamThetrinityguy" are real

Untouchable is the minor scripting

chatinent:
Tor. While it’s true that people cheat, most of those pranks are scripted.

99.8% of them...
It's always too obvious

Most times, you see the man and woman struggling to act out there script

PrinceOfLagos:
Mumu , who ask for your Senate Presidency

Did that stop the north from being the poverty capital of the country ?

The Igbos will out perform you haters in area of progress

Okada rider is building bungalow in south east, Oloshi

Comments like this is one of the reasons why Obi lost votes

Get sense brother
We are being left behind

After all the hate and pride Kanu thought... We still end up depending on Nigeria for everything...
For Markets
For Land
For food
For Visa
Even for Biafra

Why can't we strategically live respectfully with our neighbors without pride and beating chest

georgeakins:
Ibo introduced hate into our polity.
But the good thing is that people have learnt how to hate them in turn.

Well... No matter what, hate is not the best way forward.

We will always achieve more if we love and respect each other
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Check all my posts on nairaland, I am strongly against IPOB, their leader and everything they represent.

accordadoga26:
Wailers will continue to wail for the next 106 years.

2023-2031 - Southwest
2031 - 2039 - North
2039- 2047 - SouthSouth
2047-2055 - North
2055 - 2063 - Southwest
2063- 2071 - North
2071 - 2079 - SouthSouth
2079 - 2087 - North
2087- 2095 - Southwest
2095- 2103 - North
2103 - 2111 - SouthSouth
2111 - 2119 - North
2119-2127 - Southwest

Who no like am:

well...,
Brother, I'm from the southeast
i feel really bad by what you posted

i'm not sure of what i or my tribesmen did to you to warrant this level of hate
i really hope it heals in you

regardless, whenever i see posts like this on nairaland i just take a deep breath and say...
"Thank God, say man no be God."

God Bless Nigeria

Merch:
ogbeni one thing you should know is that girls don’t like niggas that treat them well, be her problems not her problem solver. you accommodated a bitch that isn’t submitting her pussy to you, so in what ways is she beneficial to you, tell that selfish bitch to leave your house tonight when rain is falling

Wahala😁😁😁
Please take it easy man😁

Feyisera:
We upload pictures in real time on Instagram and Facebook. With all the billions Mr Mahmood was given, why didn't the pictures upload in real time? Why are they still being uploaded little by little? Simple things shouldn't be so complex. Even though I support Asiwaju, I blame INEC's inefficiency for all this uproar.

Had they made this whole thing seamless, it wouldn't leave any room for suspicion and scrutiny.

Don't let politicians fool you my brother
APC is the ruling party
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They lost the election
Uploading the result is actually more simple than you thought
But how do u expect the ruling party in the most corrupt country in Africa to allow a mush room party to take over..
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My brother, I respect u support jagaba, I support atiku too
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But aside rigging from governors loyal to jagaban and ApC barely very few Nigerians voted for him in the south... Except his tribes men.. I can bet u are one... I don't have a problem with that
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Up North where APC was expected to do well, they saw LP sweeping the Christian vote and PDP and NNPP sharing the Muslim votes
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This election made me respect Jagaban more... Because, call it rigging, call it whatever.. I never believed he would win...
Even Buhari brought up policies that would work against him yet he bulldozed his way to victory
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Had atiku got the votes Obi did, Inec would have allowed the upload of results
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All the same, I hope his tenure favours us all
Amen

Penguin2:
Tinubu presidency will be a sour one in his mouth, if he gets sworn in.

No more Kano to bring in millions of votes for APC.

Lagos is gone in spirit and soul.

Kaduna seems to be going to PDP.
The whole of Southeast and Southsouth will not let the owl 🦉 cry twice at the same place in 2027.


Tinubu might even lose re-election as a sitting President, if he gets sworn in, especially if the opposition unite.

Zukwanu Ike nna...
Election agwugo... It has finished

It's time to face reality and focus on your life
Jagaban that has never lost election in his life will now lose as a president

You must be one those IpOB sympathizers waiting for Kanu with Labour party

Moh247:
NURTW Park Manager collects revenue from only commercial busses and the money are remited to Local Government Authority while drivers are given ticket

Igbo Agbero charge people without cars, market people, people crossing bridges, even private vehicles

So true..
I'm Igbo
Based in onitsha, I can't agree less

It's disgusting

Yugoslavia247:
The OP has never crossed the 9ja bridge. Na only JJC dey enter this one. Abeg shift. Talk some sense.

Agbero no dey onitsha.

Call it the native name. You cant use yoruba to call igbo boys in parks name.

In the east we buy ticket from nnewi to most part. There is more organization. Your pay all your dues in the loading point. No one stops the bus for main road except police.

Come to lagos you see things.

When people from south south and southeast come to lagos for the first time and the agbero on the road some will think its armed robbery.

Owo mi da-- where is my money.

You will hear
Owo chairman
Owo security
Owo turning
Owo iyawo chairman
Everuday they manufacture new reasons to collect money.
No organization or organic road transport.
Every is just raving mad

Oga, you need to rest of😁😁
You obviously haven't left Lagos in ages

South east is in a mess currently
I was born in Aba and grew up in Onitsha... Most of those testimonials on Twitter are under exaggerated compared to whats happening here in onitsha
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South east is in a mess
We have the most short sighted leaders and heartless leaders in the whole Nigeria.

Moh247:
Lol.... If you Igbos can somehow present someone as qualified as Prof Soludo and hyped him as you hyped Obi... Aso Rock is guaranteed

But Peter Obi?! The 3rd class Philosophy graduate


Naah

Lol
You are a tribal bigot sir/Ma
For you to even put it as "if u Igbos presented..."

To people like you, track records, competecy and qualifications do not matter
tribal bigotism supercedes every other consideration

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I had this my neighbor who is a staunch IPOB tribal bigot

One day we were talking politics and just like u and all tribal bigots I know, he was like... "Had the Yorubas and APC presented Osibanjo I would supported him outrightly.."

I'm like Oga sit down.. you will not support anything
U are just sad that the Yorubas and APC presented the strongest amongst all...

I looked him in the face and told him.. "Oga, I know you, even this Peter Obi you are forming is qualified and competent, you would not even reason him if he was a Fulani man, you would have called him a terrorist.. after all I just heard you yesterday Calling Tinubu's vice "a Boko-Haram Terrorist for no single reason but just because of his tribe"

He left his mouth open and didn't know what to say
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My people... Tribalism will never take us anywhere

Chiefwhip001:
Thunder fire you useless bastard, did i mention tinubu in my comment? Seems you are under a curse,you useless wayward bastard.

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why all the curses... nawaa oo

olaeffect:
You think your Nigerian mentality is the world standard abi?
There are places in this world that laws exist and people abide by it.

If you think say you get craze, I beg you with God; try come Canada come misbehave
Even American citizens they calm down when dey enter Canada.

As in ehhh
See the way he said it wit charisma of someone who is sure of what they are saying..
Lol

tensazangetsu20:
Omho this is very scary.

Fucking damn scary...

Whenever u listen to a black man talk about how powerful his juju is...
You will just start to wonder why he can't use it for anything meaningful
Lol

All around the world...
1 million years after.. the blackman is yet to invent anything meaningful
Yet he believes so much in how powerful his juju is
No be juju be that?

tivta:
Yet you are not as rich as dangote?

Just read what someone told you, you beleived, now you are telling other people..
Jesus..!!
It's really true this popular saying that goes....
"Rumors are only propagated by..."
Complete it

olaeffect:
It all depends on what you mean by Juju

I just noticed that the guy that repaire tyre for us had not been coming for few days some years back.
We reached out to his family and was told that he died, AHH! Just like that?
While questioning to know how he died for courtesy purpose we were told he died of "Magun" thunderbolt.
He and his wife were separated for 2yrs and where just resently reconciled; unknown to him and his wife that her lover while separated from her husband had placed "Magun" on her.
First night that he will sleep with her after being reunited, the guy sumersulted 3 times and crow like a cock and died in the presence of neighbours that rushed in to helped when his wife was calling for help.

I was not there I did not see it myself, but I knew the guy that is now dead.

milann:
unfortunately the love is fake. Only fake girls love you when you have, when its red they avoid you like a plague. True love is nothing but fantasy

keep deceiving yourself

My Facebook account has been hacked..
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My picture and name is still being used by this hacker to carry out all sorts of activities

Please gurus In the house, help out... What can I do to retrieve my account
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The hacker has changed my phone number and E-mail
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I've tried FB.com/hacked but to no avail
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Admin, please push this to front page.. I know hundreds of Nigerians who are in my shoes .. Plus I know that there are lots of tech gurus here on nairalan who can be of help...
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Help..!

My Facebook account has been hacked..
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My picture and name is still being used by this hacker to carry out all sorts of activities

Please gurus In the house, help out... What can I do to retrieve my account
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The hacker has changed my phone number and E-mail
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I've tried FB.com/hacked but to no avail
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Admin, please push this to front page.. I know hundreds of Nigerians who are in my shoes .. Plus I know that there are lots of tech gurus here on nairalan who can be of help...
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Help..!

Kylekent59:
Girls are the ones to comment based on the question, while guys are to quote or ask questions. How can guys be answering questions meant for the girls? Nawa oo

as in eehh...

I'm finding it difficult to understand

nwanne, If you would like to know how great Zik is,
read the book "THERE WAS A COUNTRY" by China Achebe
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Great people find it easy identifying a Fellow great person
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but fools and cowards always think that some of their fellow fools and cowards are Greats
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this is why u see IPOBs and MASSOB fanatics celebrating cowards like Kanu and Uwazurike who will run at the first gun shot.
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just read "THERE WAS A COUNTRY".... and u will see how the Great Zik quietly made the whites to leave Nigeria without bloodshed
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but in anger, the whites handed power over to the northerners who they can easily control
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they felt that Zik led southern Nigeria were too smart to be controlled...
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this is why we are here today
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in the book " there was a country"
Achebe wrote... "while leaving the colonialists tried their best to hand over power to the exact tribe that did little or nothing in our independence"
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bro... celebrated greatness...if u ever wish to be great

robosky02:
He didn't just lost it. ...he doesn't even have it



Look at Algeria. When Rohr came first then we had victor Moses. We demolished them home and away


But the sack third coach... And in less than two year their team won the AFCON and we can't stand then


But Nigeria is rather on r retrogression


1 no first team

2 each game new set of players been experimented

3 no clear cut playing pattern

4 no tactical input in the team

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bro, u forgot to mention zero achievement...

BadBradley:
the longest dumbest post in 2020 Nairaland history.

Uk-EU relationship is a mater of geography and socio-political association, ikwere/Igbo issues is a matter of blood and ethnicity.

The question of whether they are Igbo or not is not about what they want to be identified with, it's a matter of their root and origin.

That UK says they are not interested in EU doesn't make them non-european.

How can your base mumuism not decipher the difference?

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don't take it personal

here in Onitsha, we call them IPOB gullibles
they are renowned for their lack of sense and Logic
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their Oga is in UK enjoying the cozy environment
the same UK they claim is against their cause
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IPOB is a curse
everybody is like avoding us
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had it been Wike said he is Igbo,
fiam..! they will just draw their Useless map that they have been drawing since when they were answering MASSOB
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Eastlink:
And who made Kanu our Supreme leader? Was he elected? Brainwashed clowns.

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as in eehhh
they are so brainwashed
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I call them the INCREDIBLE GULLIBLES of nigeria

bigfish3k:
So any state governor that is against ipob means that that state is no longer igbo

Hope you know that all Igbo governors are against Biafra ie Umahi of Ebonyin, Uzodinma of Imo, Obiano of Anambra, Ikpeazu of Abia and also that of Enugu.
Drawing from your statement it means that these states are no longer igbo

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please bro... don't confuse things
all south east Governors are against IPOB not BIAFRA
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we Igbo's are bIafrans by Identity
just like the Yoruba's are Oduduwas by Identity
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IPOB is a group of gullible miscreant with the sole purpose of ridiculing we IGBOS..
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not only our governors... our stake holder business men..(Innoson, Arthur Eze, Emeka Ofo, Coscharis etc) are all against the gullible IPOB and their coward leader
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also all our celebrities (Pete Edochie, Flavor, Phyno, Mikel Obi,etc) are all against IPOB
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I strongly think we Igbo's offended GOD and he sent us IPOB to punish and embarrass us while their leader ran away to oversea to enjoy the cozy environment while inciting them to fight the militaty or fight governor Wike
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bro, don't confuse IGBO/BIAFRA with IPOB..
WE are not the same

nerd004:
lwkmd yes my lifeless president can't stop Biafra but he forced a very lively , boastful ,uncouth and uncultured Mazi Nnamdi KANU to run for his dear life,,,,through Benin republic enter cameroun,crossed the 7 mighty rivers of umoufia ..in the process leaving his parent & ipigs to suffer....

may sense never fall on u bro...

bro don't worry the sun shall rise again ....we are taking pH tonight

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lol... don't argue with an IPOB person...

there level of gullibility and senselessness will shock u
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here in Onitsha, we have given up hope on them
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they don't even understand the magnitude of the fact that their director ran away ..in the heat of the struggle
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a freedom fighter who doesn't wanna die for the cause...but will incite his gullibles to go kill a governor or fight the military
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the problem is that most Nigerians now thinks that all Igbo's are IPOB... it hurts..
like someone just sees u and concludes u don't have sense since u are Igbo/IPOB
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HOW DO WE EXPLAIN TO NIGERIA THAT 60% of we Igbo's are not IPOB gullibles

Sunnycliff:
Wike choose your fight and stop chasing clout to be in the good books of the fulani led FG.


The IPOB you are chasing will outlive you. Power is only for the next three years. Use your head. Fly wey no de hear dey follow dead bodi enter grave

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nwanne gee nti..(bro listen)
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Buhari is the only thing that is keeping IPOB relevant
aside buhari...IPOB gullible and their Director are irrelevant just like they were in the last administration

PissfulProtester:
Don't waste your time over this miserable people. Have you not noticed that it is only the Igbos that have been trying hard to prove people were killed? I hate these people I swear.

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please bro... Don't confuse IPOBs and Igbo's
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we are different... Even here in the East, there level of desperation and Gullibility is incredible to we ordinary Igbo's
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please bro, Its not an Igbo thing...its an IPOB
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I think we Igbos' provoked God and he sent us IPOB to ruin we Igbo's
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but as an optimist, we will survive IPOB
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we survived Massob and the civil war
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Lipscomb:
Which company liar.

. the company that works on independence day . ndi ara

upper:
I am setting up a Medical Diagnostics Centre along Onitsha-Owerri Expressway, Ihiala. I placed a banner in front of office. The next day an officer from Anambra State Signage and Advertising Agency pasted a bill of twenty thousand Naira being a licence fee for outdoor on my door. They did not even wait for me to officially open the centre. If not that I have invested a lotof money, I would have closed up because if ordinary signage licence could cost #20,000 for September-December, 2020, what will they charge me for business premises plus other multiple taxations.

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imagine

the worst governor since mbafinuju in 2003
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make me weep when I see what Obiano is turning anambra state into
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state government backed touts and agberos everywhere
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the other day, I bought some loads of goods at main market, spent up to 5000 on touts and agberos from main market to Awada
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if you don't stay in Anambra, u will never understand how bad Obiano's government is
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no single road in over 8 years now...most roads in Onitsha are getting less motorable by the day... not even 1 road
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from asaba bridge to main market is now almost 1_hour journey due to unbelievably bad roads
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in the abyssmal roads, all sorts of government touts and agberos keeps extorting money from Onitsha inhabitants and traders from neighboring states
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the part that makes me weep is that by next year, he will bow out and will answer to no one about how he made life so difficult for Onitsha and ndi anambra
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the question I keep asking myself when ever i think about "bad governance in nigeria" is,,,,

"is there hope..?"
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Obiano please let us breathe
its 7 years now..
let us breathe even if its for this last 1 year