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BOOZELEE:
Good news.

Pls keep dry cleaning our dirty image.

Where is abike dabiri?She will pretend that she didn't hear this news now.
If it is negative news about IBO's now her shrinked nipples will start swelling.

All you these brain-dead Ipob-Piglest sef.
It is not surprising that you cant read where the Post said Abike congratulated him.
This is how bigotteed, tribal Hatred and Anger blinds fools like you, small time now, you will be shouting marginalisation, No Leffelendum, No Erection.

vivavik:
I still don't get how tribal sentiments came into this wonderful news from posters above, na wa o.
You did well man.

Look at the post of that He-goat called @IduNaOba, that was the third post on this thread, the animal started it.

IduNaOba:
Abike the bigot could not emphasize that he is Igbo now abi...
For say na crime now she for talk trash as usual.
Anyways IGBO AMAKA
Gwazie ndị yard Ụnụ

I knew one fish-brain Ipob bigot will go this route!
Una nor dey disappoint.
Go and arrest Abike now, whether she is the one who unleashed soldiers on your native land, in Crocodile fashion.
Anuofia.

osazsky:
so if u divorce ur introduced girl u will now go and do another introduction mumu

Nooo, he will go back to re-introduce himself to her family.
SMH

mechanics:
Hmmmmm, i won't advise you to divorce her, if you had[b] known all this traits[/b], you wouldn't have agreed to marry her, you should have prayed to God to reveal the kind of person she is before saying I do.

Look, Men pretend, when they want a Girl and Women pretend too, just to Hook a guy in marriage.
Nobody is Clairvoyant, you try your best but making a MISTAKE is Human. No one can claim to know their spouse inside-out, during courtship because Human nature is decietful.

Talking about praying,, Did Pastor Chris not pray before marrying Anita? Did Iginla not prayed before marrying his Ex-wife or are those not Pastors that pray for other people before marriage
Just eliminate the mistake PEACEFULLY, if all efforts to amend it prove impossible.

@Op, dont listen to all these people trying to trick you to dig your own grave "deeper", by asking you to go and do some silly traditional rites!
Traditional rites on what? that same woman?
Some people are wicked sha, they offer advice they themselves will never follow. Which one of then, will agree to go do a traditional marriage, for a man that has another wife and beats them or with a woman that does all these things the @Op wife does, to them?

excessmon:
Are u married?

My first Son will marry in less than five years, he is a graduate of a foreign University and writting his final ACA exams!
What else do you want to know, whether l have a wife or whether l can allow my wife to slap me? Do well to read my previous post, if that would be of any help.
Some of you children of nowadays sef, I am speaking from experience, not all these 'one-year love-dey-shark me' things that are rampant nowadays.

That advise is what l wil give my son, God forbid he falls into the same situation.
Some of us will remove our head, for a wife that behaves like a real wife and we will kick the butt of any arrogant one that thinks she is too big to be a wife, a real wife..

Amb1045:
most important things in marriage
communication
money
sex
you lack good communication with your wife. how many times have you treated her like a women, you just see her like a sex object. oga go back to your wife treat her well communicate with her, the whole problem why you have not paid her bride price yet, treat her like a queen, buy her gift, watch her give you sex even when she don't want sex. when you treat your woman nicely, she will always want to please you. you're looking for excuse to divorce

This is pure PROSTITUTION and should never happen in a marriage!
If your wife would not love you until you do the bolded, then you are better just hopping around with prostitutes, on Pay-As-You-Go basis.
Material things should not be the pivot on which Love revolves, marriage is about love, not about Iphone -99 and the likes.

chlowi:
Actually , it doesnt have to be necessary to give me a good laugh .

on doing what is right ... A man who is yet to perform the traditional marriage right of his union? afyer 10 solid years of co-habiting ? ya all Holies ... That is the Only union btween a man and a woman that God recognizes ... so why dont you start with that as the right thing ? which one be pray about it ? Omo God dey try ooo

The @Op said:

We opted for a court marriage. It was done.

How many people cant figure out that once you are legally married in Court to someone, you are Husband and Wife.
Even if you do traditional and not Court Marriage, you are married but with a lot of "non-recognition".
People sef.

Mariangeles:


Well, if his life is in danger, he should be separated from her.
He cannot be forced to live where there's no peace.
No marriage is worth your peace.

That is what l call FAIR and REASONABLE.

People kept on saying "Work on your Marriage", like it is some 2001 Toyota Camry that just needs a change of Engine Oil and Water Pump.
I want to beleive that before a Man brings his marital woes to the Internet, things must have gotten very desperate and once INLAWS are involved and they have taken sides, that marriage is DEAD. This is true for either a man or a woman.
If it is dead, it is dead, from that point onwards, Domestic Violence will set-in and l am not someone who wants to hear HushPupsy boxed HushMama to death or HushMama stabbed HushPupsy to death, l will rather advocate they go their separate ways and if they both developed a liking for each othe afterwards, it is not an offense to re-marry someone you divorced from. By all means, come together again.

Just as l wont ask a Woman to remain married to a husband that dislike her and pummels her, l would not also advice a man to remain in a marriage where he is full of apprehension and danger or liable to die in his sleep!
Most Men who die of Sudden Death Syndrome SDS) might have marital issues as the underlying conditions.
Bible says FLEE FROM THE DEVIL.... he does not always have two horns and brandish a spear

supereagle:
It seems we are suffering the same thing. Mine maybe more than yours. The only thing mine is after in the house is give me money. I handle the house chores myself.
Anyway, marriage is meant to enjoyed and not to be endured. Marriage can be likened to a wrap gift, whatever you see there when you open is your own.

Emancipate yourself from that Marital Slavery!
You have ONLY ONE LIFE, dont let anyone suffer you through it.
If it doesn't work, it doesn't work, you cant change a woman by force.
LET HER GO, for your sanity and safety.

Mariangeles:
I don't think the situation is that bad.
You have to find a way to make your marriage work. Afterall, you married her against all odds.

Be honest; are you cheating on her already?
What does she have against you?
Why does she not respect you?
Are you kind towards her?
Do you treat her as you would want to be treated?
You need to start afresh

You did not say anything about the demon, Spirit husband bitting his Pr!ck, what is your advice for that one?
What about the inlaws that conspire against him, wetin im go do about those scoundrels?

osazsky:
So because u did introduction with 80 thousand naira..she is now ur wife...na wah o...in the first place u dont have any moral right to call her ur wife .she should be the one divorcing u not u divorcing her

Did you not see where he said they went to[b] REGISTRY for wedding[/b]?
You better get glasses, abi na old age?

Encash:
I had introduction. We we're about to do the traditional marriage. Her mother died. I invited the family after two years since her parents are dead one of the distant uncle gave me a bill, including a cow. We opted for a court marriage. It was done.

But this woman is disrespectful. Pastors prophet tell she has a spirit husband. Sometimes I see a man fighting me in the dream. After sex smthing will bit my d..k. 3 times a year. She refused to go for deliverance. She is stubborn and self centered.

Her brothers and sisters are supporting her ill manners. Myself and brothers have gone to the police station once. This is because of the differences. Ok, Come and take your sister I won't see them. She can leave my kids for me or take them along. I do 80percent of the spending, paying house rent for more than 10 years and payment of fees. A frigid woman that hate sex like shit.

People advise I stay because of the kids. But I can't continue like this. I am fed up .

Please advise no insult.

She does not love you anymore, hence the frigidity, the disrespect and carefree attitude IN MARRIAGE.
Just divorce her NOW or do you want to wait till she poisons you? The fact that her brothers have joined in the wahala, puts your life in greater danger. "A bad wife is manageable but bad in-laws are a grave danger to any husband"
Divorce her, come to an arraingment to take care of your Kids with her or with you. Kids wil "live and leave" you later, whether you live or die
Start your life all over again and marry a woman who truly loves you (if you have not had enough of marriage or still very young).
Life is too short to be dragging hatred, anger and something bitting your Pr!ck three times in a year, UNDER THE SAME ROOF, if the Spirit husband decide to descend on you, dont blame anyone o.!

Sarah20A:
is laughable to say obaseki doesn't have certificate when it's a well known fact that he's from a family of scholars.

Eeeh! Family of Scholars and he can only manage THREE CREDITS in his WAEC!

His father better request for a DNA TEST because l nor sure where im Mama take bring this one from. ;D

ghettokid1:
Good! This is not victory for Obaseki but victory for Edolites & democracy.

You people are so ignorant that l wish @Seun would really filter dolts out of this Niaraland!
The Ceritificate Forgery against Obaseki was NOT even heard in the Court.

The case was WITHDRAWN, not dismissed on Merit (which happens if there is No Case and this can only be determined by the Judge, as a Judgement) but because the Plaintiffs hearkened to the decisin of the APCs leaders instruction that ALL COURT CASES BE WITHDRAWN and moreover, the Plaintiffs said they have achieved their original intention, which was to ensure Obaseki is not fielded as the APC FLAG represenative.

How the above translates to "Obaseki wins Certificate Forgery Case", is only in the impoverished and ignorant brain of some of you.

And l read where the plaintiffs said they can still go back to court, once the Obaseki's name has been forwarded to INEC.
I suspect they are laying a TRAP for Obaseki and PDP, incase they win the Governorship election in November, then if they go back to court ona forgery case, AND WIN, PDP would forfiet the Governorship seat to APC candidate.
Smart decision on their part.

Read it here: https://www.nairaland.com/5958804/apc-edo-why-withdrew-forgery

[quote]‘’These were the same reasons for which APC eventually disqualified Godwin Obaseki from participating in the APC Gubernatorial primaries of 22/6/2020 to the satisfaction of the plaintiffs.

‘’The plaintiffs voluntarily filed a Notice of Discontinuance of the said suit having achieved their objective of stopping APC from sponsoring Godwin Obaseki.
“The public must take notice that the case was never considered on merit. Plaintiffs would take further steps after the nominations of all the parties are concluded and the names of their candidates submitted to INEC.

CzarChris:
Why do I see this as a very bad idea, especially with announcement of 3 new mutated strains of the Covid-19 in Nigeria.
Make una think am well o!

Our leaders are the most ignorant and useless set of people, ever to grace the face of the Earth!
You will think they will use 'commonsense' and adopt a "wait-and-see" approach, to see how this New Mutations translate into infections and/or deaths, before making thei rmove but who-sai, the corrupt and greedy M0r0ns are just flagilatting up and down like a Yooyo.

Anyway, they actually have thrown caution to the winds and dont care how many Nigerians die, as long as their own source of income from Covis-19 corruption, keeps flowing.
I hope we all read the exposee of how Buhari's Newphew, the same one that had issues with Aisha Buhari, is cuaght with more than a Trillion Naira in his bank accounts, and so many choice houses all over the Country, just because he is P.A to Buhari (I suspect he is just a front for Buahri or Mamman Daura, his Uncle) and this is a guy that was a Recharge Card seller, before being drafted to become P.A to this useless Buhari!

And even more shocking, is the attitude of the Masses (Nigerians) themselves, they dont value their lives and cant take sensible decisions about themselves. You hear them say things like "Die, na Die"!

mentored:
Weldone Sir

At least Mr P

Ajimobi

Abba kyari et all

None contacted COVID in the church

How am l sure it is not one of their gullible members who contracted the Virus in a Mosque/Chruch, that gave it to them?

OBku4:
Mr Man, I'm not a christian.

Ur comments though, reek of folly n stupidity (a high level of immaturity)

That even makes your case worse!
Who cares whether you are a Donkey or a Horse?

Johnson5258:
You can't be healed without believing, physical appearing is far fetched. When you believe, you will be healed.

When you have malaria and go to the Hospital, do Doctors ask you whether you beleive/have faith or not, before Administering malarial Drugs that heal you, to you?
When these fake deliverances fail as expected, they hide under "You don thave faith".

God2man2again:
The first place to lockdown is the worship center, the question is why?

Churches are even more important because people can received healing in Churches than the effort of State Government health workers.

Churches can organize healing or deliverance prayer meeting specifically against Covid-19.

Governors of both state, Lagos and Ogun should reconsider their stands on this issue of lockdown of worship centres.

We should not forget the popular slogan: Doctors care but God heals.

How many Covid-19 Patients have your Pastor healed in the last four Months, with his Deliverance?
Govt is short of medical staff, maybe these Pastors like Oyedepo should do a bit of volunteer work in Covid Centers
Until they do that, they should not claim any Power of deliverance no one can verify.

I am sure we can all continue to use ZOOM to attend Virtual Sunday Services or watch them on TV, till things get better.

mentored:
If the church decides to worship in open places some mouths will still open and spill out other logics

Churches have not even been allowed to roll out their social distancing plans.

Many of us are here making assumptions.


‘Go and Die’

Hmmmm

He who has ears .......

Churches have been given a template to work with, if they want to re-open but they all rejected it. They just want a blank cheque!

And you still dont understand how this Virus operates, that is why you think just worshiping in the open is a solution!
Concentration of Static people, undergoing rigorous kinetic activity, especially if it involves the Oral cavity, is a magnet for spreading the Virus.
Its all about "Viral Load"
Some activities like Sport (kinetic ) make the person produce very high Viral load, than if the person is just relaxing.
Dancing and Singing in Church is a similar activity.

If Churches can do their Service in the open while maintainig Social Distancing and they are not too many (large crowds is a No-No), maybe they can mitigate the danger of spreading infection among themselves but l will advice against it.
Its not a do or die affair to start Church now, why the desperation to open now?
What is the compelling reason for these Open-Now Pastors?
Maybe they think we will all die at home, if we dont come to Church soon.

Ask4bigneyo:
Good morning madam, I wish you big congratulations for the new born baby. What appear on your baby skin is nothing to be fear about as it appears in some baby and it called (EFOPO in Yoruba). The reason why it is spreading is because "once the ripe boil burst, wherever the water touches , another one will develop there" I remembered this type of rashes also appear on my first born skin and all we do is to get the flower leaf as some ppl have rightly said. You will boil the leaf and use it to bath for the baby in the morning and night. You can get the leaf around especially around estates, ppl plant it as flower. I would have be of help coz the leafs are within my reach here but dunno how far you are to me. As you have said and you v taken the bay to where he was born n they told you it will go, YES that is it, it will go by itself, don't complicate issue for the baby skin by following some modern days drugs some are prescribing here on Nairaland as the baby skin is still flexible and soft. If you need any more advice on this... You can chat me up on WhatsApp.

Would that be the leaf of this multi-coloured flower that they use in decorating a garden, with curly leaves like this?
It has to be it, I have boiled same for my son a very long time ago, when he had similar problem. Guy is an adult now.
You are damn right.
See correct Mama , @Op, come and see wetin l dey talk o!
This treatment, if you can go out an dget the leaves yourself, will not even cost you a penny. Teh flower grows in any nice (better people) compound.
But you can also buy it from 'Alagbo' Women.
Dont use all these Prescription people are telling you here, it can worsen your case o. The problem is internal and that leave will wash it out in no time.


Edit: That is the leaf! Kudos to you. Can you get a better picture that is more representative of the plant, anyoen who has not seen the flower before may not recognise it from that picture. Thanks.

mandalorian:
Wanted to bath him this morning and it seems to be spreading to his stomach

Take him to the people that sell "Agbo" (Native concoction or what can l call it in English sef.).
I have seen too many of this in the past. Which State are you located to see if l can direct you?

They will prepare roots and leaves that he will use to bath and drink a small part of it.
Within a few days, you wont recognise your child's skin again and it will probably cost you like 2-3K (All these Mama Alagbo don open eye sef, dem nor dey call #200 again).

Just see as people are recommending Creams, Soaps, Anti Bacterials, etc! This small skin infection that is actually from the inside of the baby na im una wan buy the hwole of LASUTH and LUTH combined for?

All these new Mothers, na so fear go dey catch una, l don born six forget sef say dem dey born.
Dont worry too much, your baby will be fine at the end of the day.

Leave a message or even a number, l can call you.
if it makes sense to you, l will check this thread later.

Princeton92:
No we can't because they (churches,mosques etc) are houses with room which cools BUT the market is filled with heat burning N the virus can't deal with that as we were told heat from the sun isn't friendly with it.. Can it?

Aside that, the Market are open places, The Virus is less contagious in open places, compared to closed and confined places, which is what the Church is.

Also, in the Market, people are not putting out a high viral load as they would do in a Church, for example when singing in unison, on top of their voices. That is when the most damage is done in a Church.

Church/Mosque remain closed for now, Oyedepo "Go and Die" (Oshiomole's voice) if you don tlike it.

espn:
So it will be better if it's on sunday. When pastor is preaching people will go to heaven?

Can you see the Muumu reasoning we are talking about?
Just because you come to Church on that Sunday, you will go to heaven, even if you killed someone the previous night!

You think God will allow you these cammers and your Pimping Pastors to come and pollute Heaven for him, right?
You think God will allow some of these Pastors that bury live Humans and Animals under their Alter, so that more people can come to their Church, to enter His own heaven?

I bet not, na here una go Rapture, whether you like it or not.

Jakumo:
But o, some people dem like imaginary blessing sotay dem carry ALL dem salary dash pastor, come take hungry wakka go house to shop garri witi groundnut, for where pastor dey drink Dom Perignon champagne, and shop corret caviar witi lobster join, for Dubai restaurant.

One funny thing l observed recently is that most Republicans who support Donald Trump, say that they want to exercise their right to do anything they like, that they would no tuse Mask and not obey any o fthe Covid-19 rules, because Trump their "god" told them it will "blow away" in a few days.
They held rallies and just behaved anyhow. he invited them to a rally, said they should not wear Mask[b] but made them sign an underTaking that if they contract the virus, he is not liable[/b].

Now that the Virus is dealing with them, even the younger ones, they all suddenly realised that they need to wear Mask and stay at home! Go and see Heuston, Texas and other Republican states. I say, they should all die, one by one, for their stubborness and ignorance.
Even at that, most of these stupid people still follow Trump!

That is how dumb some humans can be.
Dumb people will always be Dumb, nothing we can do about them.

kaytolee:
It does not work that way...it work with Faith if you don't have faith it Will be difficult

Does your Doctor tell you, when you go to the Hospital that he will only treat your Malaria, if you have faith?
Does he not just use his knowledge to prescribe Anti-malarial Drugs for you and you take it and you are okay?

Abeg, introducing that "faith angle" to it, is a SCAM.
Give them the Faith they need and heal them, if you really have the power you claim.
All they need to say is 'l have faith', that is how Jesus did it.

When these thieving Pastors are exposed with their fake miracles, they then claim it is the person that did not have faith!
If they dont have faith, what are they doing in your church, in the first place?
Awon weyrey.

manuelreports:
I totally agree with him, it is easier to control people in the church than in the marketplace. When America started opening up, the first was the church and Mosque, so why is our own diffrerent.

Please explain how this is so. I want to learn

Jakumo:
Pastor Oledepo is no different from Pastor Adejale Adebole and Pastor Jaguda of the fake Synagogue fame, among others in that criminal gang.

They are all thieves, who prey on the poor by picking their pockets, while ordering the poor to close their eyes and pray.

Phuck you and your whole fucking crew of scammers, Pastor Adebole. If your lavish lifestyle has burned through your cash stash during the Corona virus pandemic, hey, sell your fucking jets and buy a bicycle, but most importantly, you need to stop pretending to be God's Personal Assistant, because if there is indeed a God, he or she won't be enlisting criminals like you to steal from the poor and give them bogus promises in return.

Baba, there is God o!
But HE did not ask these Charlattans to be pimping poor people nor asked the poor people not to use the brain he gave them!
These Pimping Pastors are running their own racket and it has nothing to do with God.
Where did God said we should dare Covid and go to Church? Gid said "Be Wise" but if the masses decide to drop their brain at home and allow these Pimps to be using them for Money Spi-Ritual, wetin concern me

If not that Covid is everybody's problem, through community infection, l would have even provided free Bus to take them to Olee-depo.
The should all get infected and even die, just like Trump disobedient supporters that have contracted the Virus and many of them will die from it, in the next few days.
Unfortuantely, these foolish people will infect other innocent ones, that is why l am even concerned.

If Olee-depo does not listen, l will suggest NCDC should send a few Covid Patienst and dump them on his Pulpit.
I am certain, as in 100% that he wont come to church on tha day, guy-man will use style to bail-out from the infection.

Jakumo:
Many Nigerians are gullible, but sir, you are NOT one of the sheep. Nobody will trick you into paying good money for nothing in return, ever.

Sir, l refuse to be conned and pimped.
God has always answered my prayers and l can boldly testify to that. Its all by GRACE and no man should boast but l can tell you, these Pastors crying about opening Churches this early, are saying so for their own selfish reasons.

This Covid has exposed our Religious leaders, most of them, as Pimps and Charlatans.
For the Nigerians that can reason, it has shown that God can hear your prayer anywhere you pray.
We will go to Church when it is safe, God did not instruct us to be foolish.

J111333:
When it happens now, the "prayers" will be left for doctors and nurses at hospitals. Keep deceiving yourself.

How many have they handled in the last Four Months of Covid-19?
Na so mouth don dey sweet dem now, when Doctors were the ones doing the treatment (God heals, l know), the pimping Religious leaders all went to hide their own head, dem nor wan die of Covid.

Oyedepo should go to Lagos Covid-19 centre at Yaba and request to be put in the same room with confirmed Covid patients, na after two weeks l would know if he has immunity.