₦airaland Forum

Lexyp:
I don't know if nipost are affected by this because have been expecting a package since on 12th and has left us since on 12th of November and still on transit till now, I tried contacting who sent me and was told the package not in us anymore that is now in Nigerian but all I keep seeing when i track it is on transit since on 12th of November what is the probability am going to be having my package anytime from now ?

Just copy the tracking number and search on Nipost tracking website. google nipost tracking.

r231:
Noted

What is up with 1465.?

How soon can it be cleared since the ports are now open.

What happened to buying easy to maintain and cheap chinese drones to minitor the vast border and calling in reconnaissance mission from a nearby airfield?

Also Nigeria needs to start considering going on the offensive. Take it Village by Village and sweep them back to the border and rout them from there.

All these soldiers collecting 50 naira bribe on lagos roads should be taken off the streets. We also need fast mobile assualt groups of 20 to 50 soldiers. See the British Army dropping desert bikers 15 miles to a target against Isis and catching them unawares. Even pathetic that we don't even have a central control centre which has eyes on all units. This fight against BH is easy to win if we would just employ a bit technology. But how can we even achieve that when most officers are numbskulls and can't even operate a simple systems effectively not to talk advanced GPS systems? and do we even have these resources in the first place. War is 80 per cent tactics and how do you want to make effective plans when you wobbling around the north east like a blind man?

What's Nigercomsat's contribution to this? Or we just have a useless satellite out there?

These are the questions a sensible C in C should be asking and tasking his officers on. Was oppoortuned to see first hand the NA's guarding of a prime target in a volatile region and I must say if that's how things are carried out in other places like Borno and Yobe then we won't make any appreciable progress because the tactics, human resources and artillery was below average.

You had assets camped in a location which is a cul de sac surrounded by water and the first resistance to an outside attack is at the gate to the location. And guess what. It was manned by 4 to 5 soldiers with cellotape wrapped wretched looking Ak 47s and a rusty looking machine gun. Who does that? No eyes miles before the location. Nothing at all. One RPG shot from few miles away to the gate house from an outside attack and the gate is cleared and wide open. When BH attacks we all go up shouting when common sense tactics would have saved the situation.

Dyt:
I am on the island
Can bring it over if u want me
Will call u in the morning

Hmmm...You would to have wait . Just about returning that's why I told you by the weekend.

Both numbers are mine.

Villymoore:
Hello Engineers, my laptop screen suddenly went blank white and refused showing pictures. Whenever i on it i do hear the starting window sound, and sometime it will show uncleard pictures with stride and goes white again. What could be the problem pls?

You need a new screen.

Dyt:
Ur number not reachable and I can't access my email all thanks to GLO
Using another to post this

Peeps have been complaining about glo. I just don't know what to do about them. They are terrible over her also.

You go need drop that system for some few days and be ready to part with a sizeable fat check. Lol.

I would call you in the morning. But it might be during weekend before I may be able to pick it up.

Dyt:
I have vex for u
Where have u been?
Cldnt even reach u

I have been away. Ma binue.You had my number na.

Why didn't you call in? Seen your issues with the system.

Dyt:
Helep me find ONEGIG oooo

Saw your mail just now . Responded.

Sorry for the late response.

KanwuliaJara:
The blood of 'what covenant'?
Fluid of the womb?

Hmmmmm. . . . .

Bonds you make with true friends is thicker than some ordinary family ties which have no substance.

Kinda incorrect saying that has become common and passed down.

It's actually the other way round.

The correct saying is..

The blood of convenant is thicker than the fluid of the womb which is actually the opposite of what most people bandy around.

op. New or used?

If new . You can check under their computer sections as a price guage.

If its used. Depends on your bargaining power. Price vary

EfemenaXY:


That is soo wrong. Even 2 times table, you nor sabi. Come lemme tish you:

2 times 1 na 2
2 times 2 na 3
2 times 3 na 5
2 times 4 na 4

and so on and so on. But hey, this isn't a maths class na!

Chai.... na so dem teach you abi?

Anyways I am off. Let me leave the married folks to discuss.

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

One of your assignment questions from that book is to describe the lorry slow and steady in 200 words.

I don't think I can write such essay without replacing the original words with lewd words from this thread.

Belong...you see what you have caused now?

I no know wetin carry me come here sef . Now I would need holy water to wipe off the stuff I PIQUED in here from my eyes.


Going for a memory restore back to 4 hours ago.

bellong:
What are you doing here when you should be memorising the multiplication table. What is 3 x 12?

Our aunty said till next term before we start 3 x 1.

It is 2 x 1 that I can recite.

Begins Chorus
2 x 1=2
2 x 2= 6
2 x 3 = henn... hennn. ok Let me start again.....

Hibiscuss:
Good evening guys, I really like the work you re doing in here. Plz help me with my system. I first noticed sometimes ago that while using it, the screen will suddenly turns blue, switch off and restart itself. Later it graduated to making noise, later to restarting at intervals. Before going for service, the battery was okay, after 3 weeks that I return, the battery doesn't work again. The keypads ain't pressing again. Pllz what can I do?

You probably left it half charged or totally flat before leaving.

Also you kept it in a not suitable environment. Either dust or lots of moisture has settled on the connetors of the keyboard.

You may have to buy a new battery and prolly take it to an engineer to fix that keyboard.

bellong:
I can't try yours for all the money in the world.. I am a loyal customer... Only death can part me from my vendour....

The acidic content is good enough to enhance outburst of spirit filled songs during the serving process. Only those that lick ice-cream will understand this vision...

haha...

There Is God o. We got kids like moi and Vs like onila around o.

Edit.

Looking down and seeing alot of fs... Let me go back to my Eze Goes to school storybook. Got an assignment to submit tomorrow.

Ofumaria:
John was found dead in his car. The cause of the death was a bullet through his head. The doors were locked and the windows were rolled up. Yet, there were no bullet holes on the car.

How was he shot in the head?

Someone had the keys or he shot himself.

Ofumaria:
My sister sat on my laptop and the ink has covered the face of the screen that I can hardly see anything. Please sir, how do I do go about it?

Sorry about that. You need a new screen.

What is the model. .?

If its the generic 14 to 15 inches hp and dell laptop we have around. It can be replaced with a brand new one in 10 minutes.

What a thread.

Op. Next time come tell us how there are cockroaches in your house and how your next door neighbour snores and wouldn't allow you sleep.

Valued:
France in your dreams...

Yep, in my dreams.

Don't wanna derail the thread no more ..

I hope you have a change of mindset about calls with all that is listed above.

Valued:
No o, not my own...they're very good people
I mean those witches in your villages

We don't have witches here in France.



And you were the one alluding people die when they recieve phone calls from unknown numbers.

Valued:
Hahahaha...not my villagers o

So who then?

Because I only hear such fables from villagers.

Billyonaire:
T


The very reason Islam promote illiteracy amongst women is to make sure women remain loyal to men, so was it those days, because men refuse to train their daughters too, out of ignorance and dependence on men as bread winners, but now women have equal opportunity to get education and work to earn a living, so women can decide to divorce at will, for "irreconcilable differences".
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To think an handful liked your post is worrying. You succeeded in infecting them with your cluelessness I see.

Siena:
[color=Blue]An attitude you need to change.

Calls made from certain places like hospitals, schools, emergency services and other organisations MAY be routed through a switchboard, meaning no number will be displayed on the recipient's phone.

Ignoring certain calls, especially from emergency services could have catastrophic results, and leave nothing behind but regret and guilt, if a life is lost as a result.

I answer ALL calls, known or unknown. Unless you're on the run from people you've offended, people you owe money, or a Bailbonds man / woman is after you, there's no reason to be concerned when a caller's number is not displayed.[/color]

Please help me tell this village people o with their shameful I don't pick unknown numbers bla bla bla talk. What if the person is calling from a call centre and is trying to pass an urgent information to you? So they won't pick it?

That's how some people lose opportunities or get exposed to harm. The first person that called me yesterday about a blast was actually an unknown number. I was heading along that area but I had to change route after that call. Imagine me forming I don't pick unknown numbers. God knows what may have happened.

What happened to picking and if the person aint someone you want to talk to then kindly inform them to please call back at someother time. Simple courtesy. I guess common sense is truly not common.

Valued:
You want it to look like she'd been sitting all day, anxiously waiting for you to call her? Doing that once in a while is very important, cos it portrays you a busy person...but if the person calls for more than 10times, it could be that something is at stake so I just pick... But for the two cases you cited, maybe the husband annoyed his wife before leaving...and maybe the mother wasn't with her phone.

So you would have to wait till the tenth time before you pick a call?

And that shows you are a busy person?

Care to explain what logicality is behind such action?


Edited:
Just saw your post about the death from unknown number ish. No need to explain again. Say hi to your fellow villagers.

bellong:
Many things to say but time will not permit me to say them. And yes, 6 months is too much when I can ask God, IFA, etc about the person....

Yeah...the gods can never be wrong.

Ngwakwe:
Stop this inconsequential and overused talk show.

After fat budgetary allocation plus $1billion loan to support the military, yet you are not satisfied.

He changed NSA when you cried, he changed military chiefs and now he brought in an experienced minister for defence and yet you want his head on the battle field to satisfy you.



Where were you when the Military was recruiting?

The last time I checked, President GEJ's son is not of age for military service.

Your type don't seem to amuse me anymore.

You nip evil in the bud not allow it to fester. What was your dear foolish president doing as at 2010 to 2011 when they were rearing their ugly head?

Sat down at Aso rock and told us Nigeria is not the only one experincing terrorist attacks. Or pray tell me who was the president in 2010 when the UN building was bombed?

What did your silly president tell us? That it was done to stop him from aspiring to the President in 2011.

Ain't that the same lies you satanists are still spewing all over the internet that people would destroy their homes and cities just because they don't want him to contest again in 2015?

He is the C in C and if he can't address internal insurgency. he should do us the favour and resign. The bulk rests on his table.


Please get a brain. Your posts are not only loathsome they are barbaric and I would advise whatever school you went to engineer a refund.

Website undergoingv scheduled maintenance on a black friday.?

Wetin I no go see for naija.

Another project that entered voice mail.

In developed places you site projects in areas based on their economic viability not wishful thinking and half thoughts. I wish the project succeeds but In all honesty it would be a feat to pull off.