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RomanceRe: Jokers everywhere by onegig(m): 7:55am On Dec 24, 2013
Reyginus: Exactly. Experiences like this should toughen and tighten the understanding of the op and young peopleon what love really should mean.

It is not in giving it all. You can give all but the other person would still not be satisfied, a sign he is incapable of loving you.

I believe there are millions of good men out there willing to engage. So, lamenting or giving up on men based on a single person is absolutely not the best thing to do.
You have said it all.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by onegig(m): 9:24pm On Dec 23, 2013
waleadeleke: pls I nid help on my system, when I fully
charge my system and shut it down
immediately and leave it for abt sme hours,
wen eva I turn on d system bak I realise that
the system battery that was fully charge will
reduce to abt 50% pls what's d solution to it
my fellow nl
First carry out a test by using a different charger to charge your system. If same happens your battery needs replacemet.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by onegig(m): 6:26pm On Dec 23, 2013
mcdokwe: a dvd drive-like casement where you insert an external hard disk, take away d original dvd drive, insert the caddy in its place and have two physical hdd installed on you lappy
ok. thanks for that.

How's biz?
ComputersRe: Get Free Services For Your Computer Issues... by onegig(m): 6:11pm On Dec 23, 2013
Pque: Pls I need all ur help: my HP 6735s windows vista has refused to start for sometime now. When I power it on repeatedly, only shows black screen nd when it does not show black screen nd while booting it sudenly shows a blue screen with these write up "A problem has been detected nd windows has been shut down to prevent damage to ur computer. A driver corrupted part memory used for holding pages destined for disk bla bla bla Technical information:... bla bla bla.

What I think is source of d problem?
Battery of my laptop spoilt. When nepa took light while system is on, d system imediately goes off without been shut down. It continues like that for like 2 months. After 2 mths, it began to show d blue screen nd now d black screen nd when it at times began to boot without black screen nd am able to get it to safe mode, it suddenly pop into d blue screen nd nothing works again.
PLS HELP ME!!
get a windows 7 cd and repair your operating system. There is an hardware conflict.


Also not too good running your system without battery.
ComputersRe: Get Free Services For Your Computer Issues... by onegig(m): 6:04pm On Dec 23, 2013
ebukabanky: hello house.....dia is smtin wrong wit my laptop its
refusing to accept my password...... am using a mini
laptop witout CD rom drive......i dont HV an external hard
drive to overrun it can I use a complete laptop to run d
password reset since it has CDROM...... tanx
can you get a flash drive that is at least 4gb in size?


if yes, get a system with a cdrom and get back here.
ComputersRe: Get Free Services For Your Computer Issues... by onegig(m): 5:59pm On Dec 23, 2013
bobbyyayo: i cant change my pc language to english.I've tried different methods bt none has yield any positive result.Pls help me on my windows 8 hp 650 lappy
You guys should please use the post your computers trouble thread. Creating different threads for the same issue isnt effective and efficient. I would answer you but please use the appropriate threads to get the desired results. We got over ten to fifteen different engineers willing to help you on that thread.

as for our problem..

You need to install a new operating system. Languages cannot be changed using any software. You need a clean install in english language.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by onegig(m): 12:07pm On Dec 23, 2013
leunamme93: Thanks
what is a caddy?
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by onegig(m): 12:05pm On Dec 23, 2013
donblanco: pls anybody with anwser to my question i will really appreciate it
If you are lag. Send me a pm.

The prices are close to what wolebab quoted there.
RomanceRe: Share Your Most Special Memory(ies) With Your Partner by onegig(m): 11:49am On Dec 23, 2013
spreads my mat and watching keenly..
FamilyRe: She Can't Stand His Family,what should she do? by onegig(m):
alutacontinua: Calloti aka Jellita aka mgbeketoto aka Almondjoy aka Blazay aka etc etc grin
lol.... i remember almondjoy.

All these monickers just for one person? Good for her.

And you guys dey try ooo. How you decode and know them when they use another monicker is quite intriguing.
FamilyRe: She Can't Stand His Family,what should she do? by onegig(m): 9:51pm On Dec 22, 2013
alutacontinua: There was particular thread she created in the general section sometimes ago, more like a chit-chat thread, i'll try and see if I can dig out the thread. The thread made me understand her and endeared me to her!

https://www.nairaland.com/1091510/callottis-nl-public-pm-no/1

U might wanna skip the first few posts. undecided
so kanwulia is calloti?

didnt know.
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by onegig(m): 9:40pm On Dec 22, 2013
tbaba1234: grin

Abeg, bros is looking for wife.

Apply within..
just seeing this.

Where is within? an email or pm. Also you didnt state what exacltly you want.
FamilyRe: Guys Do You Make Use Of Wallet? by onegig(m): 9:08pm On Dec 22, 2013
Exactly....

I don't use one. My pockets are safe enough to caarry things. Lost some valuables few years back and i decided not to use them. Use lose one , you lose all.


Better to spread things.
ComputersRe: I Need To Install A Wifi In My Office, Who Knows A Good Isp? by onegig(m): 8:50pm On Dec 22, 2013
Gombs: Pls if u knw any company that can install a wi fi connection, with a very good bandwidth speed, pls in box me, fast. Thanks. I'd love a good bandwidth speed and the cost for a month...
Thanks
state your location
ComputersRe: Urgent Help Needed........ I'm Loosing My Hard Disk Ohhh by onegig(m): 8:17pm On Dec 22, 2013
alfredo4u: Pls help..


My laptop is complaining of hard disk failure.

When booted it will display 'operating system not found'

The laptop was affected with water for about 7hrs before it started showing me dat.

I have tried all I could but to no avail.

Can anyone help me with any step or method to use to recover my files from the hard disk?

I will do appreciate because am about to loose most of my important documents.





NB: I don't mind sending the hard disk to any engineer that can fix it no matter the cost/bill.
I can help you but you would also need to buy a new hard disk. your files will be recovered.
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by onegig(m): 1:52pm On Dec 21, 2013
Sissie: Da sada fah, dubu goma kadai.
Naji... Zaki karba check nkawo?
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by onegig(m): 9:27am On Dec 21, 2013
Fkforyou: Guys,pls how much is the cost of a new PC screen? specificaly HP Pavilion G6.
14k
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by onegig(m): 9:12am On Dec 21, 2013
Sissie: Yes I sew, ok till you come.
Nagode....na wa nkao for services?
FamilyRe: Mother Or Wife Who Should Come First For A Man by onegig(m): 9:00am On Dec 21, 2013
fijiano202: First thing i got from both of you is that you arent married thats why you think its just a simple matter
How do you know that?


Tell us the challenges, maybe we will understand better. Your mum would always be your mum and your wife would be you wife. There's a clear dinstinction between the two.
FamilyRe: Mother Or Wife Who Should Come First For A Man by onegig(m): 7:52am On Dec 21, 2013
andromida: Mother and wife are not in competition for a man's attention. No one is more important than the other because they have different roles.

You raise your children for yourself and society in the longrun because if you are 40 and single your dear mother will be praying all dAy for a wife for you. The wife is someone's child too and loves her mom and pops.
Abi.....

I dont know where people are getting all these mother -wife competition.

They are different and have their various roles in a man's life so there's no need for comparism or questions on whom you love most.
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by onegig(m): 11:54pm On Dec 20, 2013
Sissie: It's at garki ultra modern market. Gwammaja enterprise, obasanjo block c1 shop 36.
So you know how to sew?

Am bringing my babanriga along for sewing next week.
FamilyRe: I Love My Husband,but I Am Loosing Trust. by onegig(m): 7:19am On Dec 20, 2013
Abeg....Please you guys should just stop this cook , dress sexy for him stuff. It is irritating.

OP......


Just stay focused. Now is the time to be a strong woman. Stop crying and being a sissy. Sit him down but don't come along as confrontational. Look for a time when you guys are comfortable.

Tell him you understand whats going on and can feel his pain as it is not easy to get over someone he loved but also tell him he is a man and shouldn't be emotional about the past. Make him realise you both are in a marriage and should make it work and you are willing to help him get over her. Please your manner of presentation would determine the outcome. Do come out as confrontational. ACT like a mother trying tp solve he kids problem.


With this you have hijacked the situation and is in conrtrol. Get yourself busy and don't bug him. Now is not the time to start questioning his whereabouts every second.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by onegig(m): 6:48am On Dec 20, 2013
Carmintomassi: I need help. I lost my luggage and passport. My name is Carmin James Tomassi, my DOB is May22, 1979 and my SSN is 604-10-2407. I need desperately to get back home to California, USA. Please contact me on here if anything is found. I am offering a 10,000 USD reward.
Forget about the reward.

If people are willing to help they would need much more info. Where did you lost it? Which state?, Actual location, colour of luggage and anyother vital info. Send a mail to he would be willing to help you put it on the front page for wider coverage
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by onegig(m): 11:25pm On Dec 19, 2013
busar: Tbaba, you will get PIF grin grin grin
What is pif?
Christianity EtcRe: Can I Find A "Joseph" Who Can Interpret This Dream? by onegig(m): 10:41pm On Dec 19, 2013
If you were muslim....there are things you would have naturally done.



But be that as it may be...i am not good in this neither have i interpreted for someone in the past.

A lady would come and she would be an helper for you. The burnt tree shows its in the future...the tree is of no significance apart from that.

She would have a relative who would want to help out in the course of things but would end up hurting you maybe intentionally or not. Just watch out for unsolicited help from family members of your partners i future. Goodluck and Godspeed.
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by onegig(m): 8:05pm On Dec 19, 2013
deols: What can I say but hmmmmmn.


It is yout choice jare..

I saw a recently married somebody continuously posting hadiths on polygyny on facebook..I started to pity the wife ke. still, not my problem hmmmn?
That' s weird .... is he subtly trying to tell his wife to be expexting another companion soon?


My choice? nope o. I don't hold all the aces. I still have to get approval from madam at the top before posting the advert.
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by onegig(m): 7:53pm On Dec 19, 2013
deols: It is a joke hmmmn?
Joke? yes.

But why hmmmm?

Me- ni oluwa wi na.

I just dey start.
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by onegig(m): 6:44pm On Dec 19, 2013
tbaba1234: Also they can collect money for teaching islamic sciences.
oh ok..But if just for general lectures and stuff. I will gladly pass.
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by onegig(m): 6:28pm On Dec 19, 2013
tbaba1234: VERY important and FUNNY message from Shaykh Kamal El Mekki... All coming dawah men and dawah women take heed!!!!

Asalamu Alaykum Everyone,

I don't care what nobody says, the old-school speakers were the best and the most humble! Many speakers today do things that are punch-in-the-face worthy. I have graciously compiled the official top ten reasons to get punched in the face if you are a Muslim speaker: (Please note that if you are a speaker and disagree with ANY of the points on this list, that will qualify you for a free and immediate punch to the mouth)! To avoid the 1001 complaints from those who are not familiar with the speakers circuit, I have provided explanations under each point.

The top ten reasons to get Punched in the Face if you're a Muslim speaker are:

10. If you have a specific type of coffee that you love and demand everywhere you go.

Explanation: Young shaykh loves Mocha Choka Garbagge-chino that costs $15 and demands it all the time. Even at midnight volunteers have to scramble to find his highness a cup as if his life depends on it.

9. If you refer to yourself as "Shaykh".

Explanation: This is a major "Shame on the Shaykh" moment. Some young bucks leave you voicemails where they introduce themselves as 'Shaykh'. Their emails and txts also end with "shaykh" and then their name. Perhaps they think it's a title like Dr. or Mr.? I say this with all humility. Sincerely, the lion of the Sunnah, Al Imam, Al Hujjah, Defender of the Faith, Shaykhul Islam, Baaqir ul Ilm, Kamal El mekki.

8. If you speak against polygamy just to get brownie points with the sisters.

Explanation: If you are afraid of your wife, just say that, but don't speak against it for the sake of brownie points. The only time it's ok to do this is if you are going to use the brownie points FOR polygamy! (but that however, does violate reason number 1)

7. If every time you're on stage you show your sensitive side to the sisters.

Explanation: Enough already! Be a man!

6. If you always talk about your wife and family in your lectures.

Explanation: We get it, you are a great husband and a great father, now get on with the lecture and be sincere. (the PIF committee has deemed it acceptable to make slight mention of your wife in order to avoid marriage proposals from your audience).

5. If you can't stop blathering on about yourself during dinners and rides to and from the airport.

Explanation: Volunteers know this very well, all some speakers do is speak about themselves and their life experiences to the volunteers. This is acceptable if you have experiences; if you are in your 20's play the following game; it's called "Shut that hole under your nose".

4. If you wrote your own bio, then you pretend to hate it and you act offended every time it is read before your lecture.

Explanation: Allahu Akbar! The guy writes his own bio and praises himself excessively in it; then when the presenter reads it before the lecture he looks down in sadness and pretends to not like it because it overpraises him. Definitely PIF worthy!

3. If you are below 40 years old and demand a business class seat.

Explanation: Please see the price of a Business class seat. If you still don't understand, proceed to the nearest PIF Center and ask someone to punch you in the mouth.

2. If you ask for money to deliver a Jumua khutbah.

Explanation: Unless you have a Hadith that the entire Ummah has never heard before, the Jumua khutbah is for free. Gas money is acceptable according to the PIF committee, but anything more than that you will have to get Punched in the Face. BTW if you DO have a Hadith that the entire Ummah has never heard before, then you will get PIFed before Jumua, after Jumua and during the sitting between the two khutbahs.

And the number one reason to get PIFed is…

1. If you are in the business of marrying your students!

Explanation: If you need this point explained… DON'T BECOME A SPEAKER! If you're already a speaker and you need this explained…STOP SPEAKING IMMEDIATELY!

The preceding was a public service to the Ummah. Please share with friends and family in order to avoid future problems
Last thing i would do is pay to hear a man of GOD talk except the moey is going to charity. Does that even happen?
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by onegig(m): 6:19pm On Dec 19, 2013
blakky97: 30ef4ca2, 07037153976.

I need a serious single muslimah from any part of Nigeria, between 20 and 24.

I am a corp member serving in Ogun state.
Salam.... bro you wan tell me say upon all the girls for that camp you no fit clinch one?

ok o....me too go soon put up my advert.

Looking for No. 2.
FamilyRe: She Can't Stand His Family,what should she do? by onegig(m): 4:20pm On Dec 19, 2013
alutacontinua: Trust me, she's one of the most sensible posters on here! Maybe she doesn't say it the way other people say it but she makes a lot of sense. I actually respect her a lot!

Just remove all form of bias from ur mind when reading her posts and u'll get the message.

There are times when u got to scratch head when reading her posts sha oo undecided
I would from now on.

I usually gloss over posts with all caps on and she' s fond of using that and she sometimes comes out very agressive .
ComputersRe: Tip On Getting Used/refurbished Laptops From Comp. Village by onegig(m):
Omexonomy: Why computer village of all place ?
Go there and make sure they do not sell fufu inside a laptop case to you. Note more than 85% of those traders in computer village are licence thieves and scamas.
SHINE YOUR EYE VERY WELL.
Says who?


Where does your beloved jumia and co source their products?

Dont always open your mouth and talk. Maybe you should know the amount of trade that goes in and out of cv daily.


Its your type that is easily swindled...... when a deal is too good to be true then know something is not right.


Dont go seeking a core i3 system for 20k when you know it normally costs like 50k upwards,

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