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Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Impregnating His Daughter In Imo State by Onucs(m): 4:18pm On May 13, 2020
Why are they still letting him wear face mask.. remove the face mask let him catch corona and die jor.. Olori buruku
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi's New Look As He Resumes Training (Photos) by Onucs(m): 4:14pm On May 13, 2020
this is the messi i know
Health › Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by Onucs(m): 12:16am On May 13, 2020
so Nairalanders can actually focus and help some with his problems like this without much savage replies.

I must say that i am impressed.

op, you are in good hands.
Politics › Re: Kaduna Realises N1.9m From Lockdown Violators In 2 Days by Onucs(m): 10:51am On May 12, 2020
a government in Nigeria is happily realizing money from citizens at this crucial time when other countries government are giving palliatives to its citizens.

Nigeria I hail oo
Properties › Re: LASBCA Seals Distressed 4-storey Building At 17, Obadina Street, Lagos Island by Onucs(m): 11:05am On May 11, 2020
Good one.. it looks like a death trap after all
Politics › Re: Promise Gogorodari: Owner Of Demolished Prudent Hotel In Rivers, Speaks by Onucs(m): 11:03am On May 11, 2020
i am quite sure this is an effect of ogogoro
Education › Re: FG Warns Vice-Chancellors Against Reopening Universities by Onucs(m): 11:00am On May 11, 2020
CodeTemplar:
Boko Haramic government we have never liked the idea of four walls of a school with books and student within .
Sometimes, it baffles me the way some people think. this is only a measure to curb the spread of the pandemic and i think it is a good one.

And for your information, the members of your so called Boko Haramic government have children that are graduates of the western education. DAMN IT
Health › Re: FCT Discharges 7 Coronavirus Patients by Onucs(m): 5:58pm On May 10, 2020
Great News..

To the doctors: more grease to your elbow
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel: We Have Received 36 Testimonies Of Healing Of Coronavirus Plague by Onucs(m): 5:54pm On May 10, 2020
aro1:
I would believe them, when they go to any isolation center in lagos and heal coronavirus patients.. And the healings should be broadcast LIVE on TVC, channels and AIT..
LOL.. as usual. but the only problem is how will they get a camera man
Business › Re: Billionaires Supporting Fight Against COVID-19 by Onucs(m): 5:48pm On May 10, 2020
What do you expect? if they don't donate to the FG in guise of curbing corona virus, then how will they gain favours in the eyes of FG.

I hail the IGBO philanthropists jor.. at least they really have the interest of the people at heart.
TV/Movies › Re: Who Is Your Favorite Film/Series Character Of All Time? by Onucs(m): 11:28am On May 10, 2020
Jack Sparrow in pirates of the caribeans
craig horner as richard in legend of the seeker
Rick in walking dead
Taraji in proud mary
etc
Romance › Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Onucs(m): 7:26pm On May 08, 2020
Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.
LOL.. Mad oo
Christianity Etc › Re: Almajiris: Rejected By Parents, Scorned By Society & Abused By Politicians by Onucs(m): 6:50pm On May 08, 2020
The issue of the almajiris is not about culture but rather poverty. If not, why are the children of Buhari and other wealthy hausas not on the streets?

This people in the guise of Religion (Islam to be precise) take wives and bear children that they cannot cater for. if it is a boy, at a tender age, they will send him out of the house to become an almajiri all in the name of culture. But if it is girl then they marry her off at the age of 13(in most cases).

I think it is high time the sharia court re-visit this islamic doctrine that say a man can marry of to four wives because that is certainly not for just any kind of man.
Politics › Re: 70-Year-Old Man Who Insulted President Buhari Jailed For 18 Months by Onucs(m): 12:40pm On May 06, 2020
Na wa oo... is that how they use to do?
Health › Re: Nigeria Using Remdesivir To Treat COVID-19 Patients - Ehanire by Onucs(m): 12:25pm On May 06, 2020
I think the real title should have been: Remdesivir testing begins in Nigeria ON HUMANS
Celebrities › Re: Clarence Peters: How Picture Kodak Died, Hospital Thought She Had COVID-19 by Onucs(m): 12:22pm On May 06, 2020
Lesson: do not use your phone while it is still charging..

RIP to the unfortunate victim
Romance › Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by Onucs(m): 8:44pm On Apr 30, 2020
Nothing hurts like being played. Because that is exactly what the dude is feeling right now. I mean if you guys are as closed as you have said then the dude(joe) ought to have known about your so called bf earlier. not until he asked you out.

Honest people don't don't like being played.
Crime › Re: Abia State COVID-19 Taskforce Intercepts Car Carrying Bags Of Cannabis by Onucs(m): 9:20pm On Apr 29, 2020
Toh.. what do we should?
Crime › Re: Abia State COVID-19 Taskforce Intercepts Car Carrying Bags Of Cannabis by Onucs(m): 9:20pm On Apr 29, 2020
Toh.. what do will should?
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Onucs(m): 3:31pm On Apr 28, 2020
That's absurd
Family › Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by Onucs(m): 10:47pm On Apr 27, 2020
this another case of a sugar daddy..

but wait a minute, how did you get your hand on his birth certificate?
Family › Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by Onucs(m): 10:42pm On Apr 27, 2020
is that one even a problem?

just find a way to spice things up.. he soon get tired. inside life
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua On The Mountain Praying For Coronavirus End (Photos) by Onucs(m): 8:35pm On Apr 27, 2020
or quarantining with his family in a safer zone..

I won't be surprised if i start seeing photos of houses on those mountains soon.
Crime › Re: Thunderstorm Kills Two Pupils In Nsukka, Enugu State by Onucs(m): 8:32pm On Apr 27, 2020
RIP to the dead and to those injured, get well soon. my prayers are with you
Politics › Re: Full Text: President Buhari's Address On COVID-19 Lockdown On 27th April, 2020 by Onucs(m): 8:27pm On Apr 27, 2020
together we will fight this.. am positive
Health › Re: 5 Almajiris Test Positive For COVID-19 In Kaduna After Repatriation From Kano by Onucs(m): 4:30pm On Apr 27, 2020
That is what you get when you don't mind your own business..

as if they have finish curing their own cases
Health › Re: Senegal $1 COVID-19 Test Kit And $60 Ventilator (Video) by Onucs(m): 4:26pm On Apr 27, 2020
Ordinary Senegal for here.. What are our Nigerian Scientists doing tori oloun
Properties › Re: Catholic Church, Market, Houses Collapse In Benue State. Many Injured by Onucs(m): 12:42pm On Apr 27, 2020
0KNM:
We are all going to die

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speak for your sef dude.. because for me and the others, we will scale through
Forum Games › Re: Can You Guess The Number In The Picture? by Onucs(m): 12:38pm On Apr 27, 2020
1240
Celebrities › Re: Forbes: Kanye West Officially Now A Billionaire by Onucs(m): 12:50pm On Apr 26, 2020
dairykidd:
Cover up for what exactly grin people like u make me laugh.. Like its normal for all them Gates, Buffett's and other white folks to become billionaires but when a black man does there's got to be a mystery behind it.

Fvking warped mentality cheesy
your mama from the gutters gave birth to you in the gutters.. little wonder you speak so much trash
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Yo-Jong, Jong-Un's Sister To Lead North Korea If He Dies by Onucs(m): 12:41pm On Apr 26, 2020
Na wa oh... dictator yet was able to protect his people from corona virus
Health › Re: Kano Mysterious Deaths by Onucs(m): 9:06am On Apr 26, 2020
is it just me? cos i can only see two persons with the face mask..

and each person in the picture is at most 50cm from nearest person. now how does that define a 2 meters social distancing.

This hausa people are certainly going to destroy this country and i have always known

Some free advice: if u see an hausa man approaching, run for your life.

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