₦airaland Forum

sapien: So, sycophant Okupe finally ate his word?
Boko haram threat is really working.
Good move, Boko boys!

Next move is for GEJ to renounce his presidency. I can't wait!

eyaa! 2019 is a long time from now oooo...

phreakabit: [size=18pt]Under 17? Who is the guy (No7) with the bald head? Bald at 17? Only in 9ja oh! [/size]

Baldness is not always about age!

A friend of mine started losing hairs while we were in SS1!

A legacy their dad left for all his male children rather money

[quote author=Austine.E]...i guess the south west is the true axis of evil![/quote][size=18pt]I believe you...!!!![/size]

[size=28pt]Beauty and the Real Beast![/size]

Damn Bots! Could be asians shaaa...

If your registration and sign up process is done well with captcha and/or email verification, they can hardly have any chance again.

charliebiz: Any idea why $recipient = mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['recipient'])
keeps giving me Warning: mysql_real_escape_string() [function.mysql-real-escape-string]: Access denied for user 'cathokb2'@'localhost'

You need to show the part of the code where you declared that variable - $recipient (something tells me you missed a semicolon) and where it was utilized in the script.... With these two requirements, your problems will be gone with a snap of my coding fingers..

[quote author=frosbel]Q
While you continue to post such pictures and slander the body of Christ, the catholic church keeps growing by day....

Growing speedily to a quarter of the world population cannot be the work of the devil, it is only the Holy Spirit that can do that.... and gates of hell (which might include you) cannot stop it!

Nov1ce: I currently have a lot on my plate, but a straight thinking business man will take advantage of the situation and make more profit on the long run while doing the same thing at a cheaper rate!

My friend theres a lot you cant just see from outside...you need to be on the inside to understand it.

Nov1ce: They just play on the ignorance of the masses who happen to be very ignorant, everytime I have to print something outside cause either am out of ink or outta the house I grumble gravely.
Even scanning which dosnt use any form of ink costs between 100 and 200 Naira, the chagre on this should be basic operating cost.
It's just every man's greed, I've though of starting my own printing business and running it a little over expenses in order to run the greedy people out of business...

What then have you been waiting for....

Easier said than done..... I give you 3 weeks and your bizness will close on its own without your help sef

JudismphD: Printing is cheaper than photocopy but most business owner lack the logic behind printing. Most cafe owner uses Desjek printer(black and colour ink printer) instead of Laser(toner-powder) becus printing directly from net may come with colour pages and cost more to replace the ink catridge. A photocopy toner is cheaper just as the laserjet toner printer. It cost 900naira to refile laser printer and photocopy machine toner and 2 to 3k to refile Desjek colour printer bt using laser printer for both printing and photocopy means the business owner just dnt knw the diffrence between these machine only interestd in disparity btw what soft and hard copy document.

Are you talking about refil or completely changing the cartridge?

A refill pack for black ink is bw 300 - 400 naira and that of color is between 500-800 naira and depending on the frequency of your printing, these refills can last up to 5 months!

I get where the op is going and also where some posters here are goin....

I OP's case, the cafe attendant photocopied with the same all-in-one printer(which uses ink) which also does the printing and not the regular copiers that use toners.

The attendant's pricing is quite strange cos ordinarily he/she shouldn't be photocopying large quantities with that all-in-one printer. Apart from the ink consumption, it overworks the machine cos it isnt built for massive photocopying.

All that said, if it were me, photocopying with all-in-one printer will cost the same as printing it THOUGH, 50 or 60 naira per page is outrageous in the part of country where I reside. One page of printing is maxed at 20 naira but it can even get cheaper.

Yahoooo!!!!!

ITbomb: Airtel to MTN is cheaper than MTN to MTN @ 10 Naira to all networks

Which airtel package is that one abeg.

gabriel212: Let not be deceived by Otedola side of the scandal.
It take two or more people to be involve in a case of bribery scandal why is Otedola left out in the prosecution? is He not the person offering money for his company name to be remove from the subsidy scandals? Is the name not remove? Why did he not call on police when he gave Farouk Lawal the money to prove that he wanted to show how corrupt he is.
You can not clap with one hand! OTEDOLA MUST BE PROSECUTE WITH FAROUK LAWAL!
THE PEOPLE(SOME LAWYERS) CALLING FOR THE HEAD OF FAROUK LAWAL WITHOUT OTEDOLA MUST HAD BEEN PAID SO THAT THE ARGUMENT WILL BE SHIFTED OUT FROM OTEDOLA!!!

It beats me how you can get the grammar with the green highlights correct and then go berserk with the red highlights.

Gosh!!!

[size=16pt]People who murdered thousands giving conditions?!!!

So people whose relatives were killed by these devils will still share this same country with them??!!!

Lets wait and see..[/size]

warrior101: Ehen? Ok.
Bwt, where is the greatest antagonist of Nairaland (Beaf)sef?

[size=18pt]Did you mean your "Greatest Nightmare"? [/size]

[quote author=na_joke]10,000 likes
The above is the only honest comment/feedback so far. can the pro GEJ pls honestly tell us how this adminstration has positively affected them......this is a big opportunity for u guys to shut the Anti GEJ guys up
Thank you.



@ifihearam & co

...........waitn patiently
And pls dont make us grow grey hair on airmpit b4 we get ur response[/quote]Believe it or not it has!!!!
I save a fortune on fuel cost every month and I ended up employing one more because of that. It was made possible by GEJ?
next question please........

Wadeoye: People voted out of ignorance in the last election and now regreting. Many other people especially in the sw didnt vote in the presidential election because of the silence of Tinubu few days to the election and the collapse of the alliance. 2015 will definitely be different - ¹people are already bitting their fingers and regretting voting for GEJ and not PDP. ²You know how much you pay for the epileptic power now. ³You know how much you pay for fuel while a few individuals and pdp chieftains are looting the country in the name of subsidy. ⁴We know the state of our major roads despite billions of dollars have been spent by fg. We know and you know. But of course, since you live on pdp, nobody should expect anything better from you.

Your four points are exactly what is making GEJ popular in many circles now.....
Please stop prodding Buhari to come out and be humiliated once again, it is not good for the old mullah!

Kamanda: Offcourse,your displays here on NL exposes you and your other 'names' as a shameless paid agent of the presidency.

Heartless,Rotten Maggot.

Folks like you should be dragged on the streets naked,beaten,hung upside down and burnt.Bombaklat.

[size=18pt]If you do all that to him for supporting GEJ what then should be done to you for supporting a maniacal, coupist, mujahidan terrosit like BUHARIA?!! [/size]

kimolalekan: I have validate the form. I need to link user together. Thanks guys

Guy you are just getting on people's nerves here. Is it that you are shy of listing your problems here in very clear terms or what?

You are sounding like you are just proud or plain dumb.

no one has ever learnt anything by being proud...
mts

[size=28pt]No! to Buharia

Anyway why bother sef, he only wins on Nairaland.....
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Mad Cow: Those Jets are very expensive o!!

If France loses one, they can replace it easily.. If Nigeria loses one, omo EKITI State Budget for 4 years never buy one o!!

Instead, make dem come carry Chachangi plane go.. Them fit wind down the window dey shoot them from there..

Quite Hilarious but cant that happen? As an improvisation?


What if one load hundreds RPGs and GPMGs on a plane a head to Mali. Are you telling me that those AK-47 wielding mullahs will stand any chance?

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oh sheet!

Isnt this what they call publicity stunt?

Im one of them and im still on nairaland..............

Fact is, ACN crew went silent and so did we?

[size=18pt]Bosom, Busum, Basum, Bo-obsum!!!!

WTF!!!!! What the fkuck if wrong with having B'reast on nairaland!

Sooooo annoying!!!
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Buhari will need a name change, face change, religion change, character change and if possible, geographic region change to win a presidential election again in nigeria. you people should stop trying to fight a lost cause!

maninmood: Get right back on your Oxford dictionary and look up the word 'grammars'. Now let me elucidate what it means to you if you are that obtuse:

Grammars( plural of grammar which is defined as a particular analysis of the system and structure of language or of a specific language). Shame on your teacher if he or she taught you that English Language has just one particular analysis. Have you ever in your insanely irresponsible life been told that English language is blessed with different grammars?

If you reply me once again, I wouldn't give you any feedback. I am way busy than to be gibed by a low-life

Guy you cant even help yourself.

Why not thank Obadiah, he is only trying to save you from yourself!

[quote author=Okija_juju]I know I am gonna be attacked for this post..

But why do Nigerians put themselves in situations that gives the Police the opportunity to burst a cap in their a`ss?!

I know that the Police are crazy demented Niggas.. So I wont break the Law so I dont give them any reason to shoot me.. The Okada man that got shot, he was breaking the law. I'm not saying that its okay for the Police to shoot people at random o!! But if you take a lighted candle into a room full of gunpowder, I cant blame the gun powder for the explosion.. [/quote]I doubt anyone is gonna attack you. It will be foolish attacking you cos you are a known nairaland fu`cktard.

naijathings: [size=20pt]PLEASE.. PLEASE.. PLEASE...
DO NOT TRY THIS (CARRYING YOUR PRESIDENT) AT HOME(NIGERIA)[/size]

But our president is not a gay president like Obama. He will pass joor!