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AngelHoly:
Ahn ahn naaa


Its too early for long story naa
Nairaland abeg we the readers naa

Please give us the summarized summary of the summary...

This should be a better summary for you!

FROM JUDASNACARROT

"Good idea....there's enough land in the North for Ranch but no grass.
There's enough grass in the South but no land.
Remain in your region and let commerce flow.....send me meat,i send you grass to feed the animals.
At the end every body will be happy and there won't be any clash between herders and farmers. The Cows will grow more meat and increase yield thereby increasing profit instead of trekking thousands of kilometers wondering about destroying farmland and stressing the cows.
A new job opportunity will be created as people in the south will now begin to grow high breed nutritious grass and export to the North."

The deal would have been wrapped up already had Liverpool won nothing last season esp the champions league trophy!

That's why mane wants to stay because he won the biggest trophy in Europe with Liverpool and he is hopefully determined to help Liverpool go all the way in clinching the premier league trophy!

So better days ahead for Liverpool!

....a virtuous woman who can find.... but if you are fortunate to have one,hold on to her like glue! Appreciate her! Her attitude and way of life can give peace of mind to any sensible man!

lilbest4:
That sight must have been sooo orgasmic the tears of Suarez and Messi taste like Ciroc in my mouth.
As a Madrid fan, I continue to owe Origi and Arnold three crates of Heineken.

He should have maintained a neutral stance knowing how serious and sensitive the issue was.....

...and a certain president has indirectly managed to divert media backlash from his inability to handle the growing insecurity in the land and forming his cabinet!

JewelRegi:
how did she do it

determination and constant exercise while reducing intake of fatty meals
Don't also forget the location of a PPA

MrBONE2:
And renounce KiVuKi Land

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MuttleyLaff:
openmine whilst you were away on ban, Shepherd00 too had been falsely accusing me on your behalf that I had everything to do with you getting banned, he kept on saying that I reported you to the moderators. I told her outrightly that I no nothing about reporting anyone to any moderator. It is not my style, I don't snitch, I fight my battles by myself and by God. I categorically am saying I had no hands in whatever befell you getting banned, I however know, as a fact, Shepherd00 telling me he had reported to the moderators alBHAGDADI on a certain occasion in the past and got him banned. I told Shepherd00 off, saying nobody likes a snitch and that where I come from, nobody does that.

Tbh, you triggered the anti-spam moderation bot, that's if at all, you understand what that is and how it works. It is that automation by the bot and not any moderators that gave you a ban.

It seems you haven't learnt any lesson from being in the cooler, as you are still being defiant with using disrespectful adjectives in and when referring to the MuttleyLaff ID. It is well anyway. God sees everything and everyone.

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Mr follow follow...so you came all the way from your scanty thread to respond to me? Amazing
why is my absence eating you up inside?
Or are you now so obsessed that you had to follow my every move even to a sports thread...i know what you did but this isn't the right place to talk about it!

In case you didn't notice or kept following me as if you are truly guilty and obsessed with my absence,this thread here is talking about sports related matters!

This thread is for matured minds that discus sports not a kiddies show

Stop exhibiting your puerile deeds here!

Don't take your wahala into this sports thread!
We are talking about AFCON 2019: Algeria Beats Senegal To Qualify For Round Of Sixteen and not how some bias mods got to do the bidding and pleas of their abysmal and anointed 'son'

Now move out from here....we will discus this at the appropriate time....now waka from here...follow follow

To the emboldened,do i look like am scared of your chest beating?
Will getting debarred from nairaland stop my source of livelihood?
Do you think there are no other social sites i can get information,interaction,education and entertainment from?

Shepherd00:
MuttleyLaff is having spasms all around his thread.

Abeg leave that small puerile guy!

See how I got more than 40 mentions from him as if the guy is already scared of my absence!

I know he was the one who reported me using the report column and pleading with some mods to effect an immediate ban but I trust that he will always deny it!

But no worries....nairaland has so many lovely threads ....hence am not at all worried about not being there!

Good afternoon... Enjoy your day!

ableguy:
When a girl introduces her boyfriend to her friends

White Girls: Wow, he is so cute
Nigeria Girls: Tell him we are hungry

Shepherd00:
You could post here?

...hey bro....whatsup?
it was just a temporary ban from that particular thread made possible by a bias mod that was sentimental to the OP!
Nothing dey happen!
I will be back soon!
Thanks for the support!

Senegal had no offensive midfielder like Algeria's Sofiane Feghouli
That was the difference!

Shepherd00:
Wait!!! You didn't know he was a pagan?

Long before I registered my moniker, I follow you guys here and know a lot about guys here, and I know you are one of the oldest and still active moniker, how could you not know he was a pagan?

Bro like I said,there was a time I was frequent on religious section but I chilled a bit!
Truth is that I though I was engaging a sane mind but discovered that he has an intent to destroy the word of God and the op who acts like an infant is audaciously applauding his every comments!

MuttleyLaff:
Look, listen. I am telling you that, if you are sure, dem born you well, just one time again, use the kid/kiddo word in relation or reference to the MuttleyLaff ID or to any other moniker on this thread, you'll get to know that butter nobi monkey food.

Please just give me the opportunity and excuse, to send you message to your dad, your father. Pesin wey refuse gree receive home training, who heaps abuse on others older than him, it is from outside, that he'll learn the home training and have his brain reset

"Ani, ti wọn ba bi ẹ daada", just one more time use the kid/kiddo word you enjoy and get a hard-on from using it. Use it, use it here again, use the kid/kiddo word in relation and/or in reference to the MuttleyLaff moniker ID to see how I'll give you message to your dad, your father. You wont be lucky, trust me because I know the devil hasnt had enough in yet.

Now if you know you're stupid, just go ahead to use the kid/kiddo word in relation and/or in reference to the MuttleyLaff moniker ID

U are not only a KID but a prevaricating chest beater!
You are an embodiment of all stupidities!
An unrepentant noise-maker!
Deal with it you puerile!

FOLYKAZE:
The correction should be directed to your comrade not me.

He needs no correction!
You are the one who vacuously misunderstood him after claiming to know the scriptures more than pauline!

FOLYKAZE:
Lol

Your paper theory is inconsequential. Anal sex have same risk as penile-vagina penetration

Ohh and your pervert-filled forum of gays is also gnarled,barefaced and gibberish-inspired!

FOLYKAZE:
Oh oh! Create a thread on the subject (Jonathan and David relationship, friendly or romantic?) and invite me.

I dont have the time and space to argue with a God-hater.....let me present the scriptures that you amateurishly claim was a gay encounter between jonathan and david.....peruse and learn!

18 Then Jonathan said to David, “Tomorrow is the New Moon feast. You will be missed, because your seat will be empty. 19 The day after tomorrow, toward evening, go to the place where you hid when this trouble began, and wait by the stone Ezel. 20 I will shoot three arrows to the side of it, as though I were shooting at a target. 21 Then I will send a boy and say, ‘Go, find the arrows.’ If I say to him, ‘Look, the arrows are on this side of you; bring them here,’ then come, because, as surely as the Lord lives, you are safe; there is no danger. 22 But if I say to the boy, ‘Look, the arrows are beyond you,’ then you must go, because the Lord has sent you away. 23 And about the matter you and I discussed—remember, the Lord is witness between you and me forever.”

24 So David hid in the field, and when the New Moon feast came, the king sat down to eat. 25 He sat in his customary place by the wall, opposite Jonathan,[a] and Abner sat next to Saul, but David’s place was empty. 26 Saul said nothing that day, for he thought, “Something must have happened to David to make him ceremonially unclean—surely he is unclean.” 27 But the next day, the second day of the month, David’s place was empty again. Then Saul said to his son Jonathan, “Why hasn’t the son of Jesse come to the meal, either yesterday or today?”

28 Jonathan answered, “David earnestly asked me for permission to go to Bethlehem. 29 He said, ‘Let me go, because our family is observing a sacrifice in the town and my brother has ordered me to be there. If I have found favor in your eyes, let me get away to see my brothers.’ That is why he has not come to the king’s table.”

30 Saul’s anger flared up at Jonathan and he said to him, “You son of a perverse and rebellious woman! Don’t I know that you have sided with the son of Jesse to your own shame and to the shame of the mother who bore you? 31 As long as the son of Jesse lives on this earth, neither you nor your kingdom will be established. Now send someone to bring him to me, for he must die!”

FOLYKAZE:
can anal sex have any long term effects on my body? I’ve heard that it can cause anal leakage later in life, and anal prolapse. is this true?

No. Although most couples do not have anal intercourse, it can be perfectly healthy and safe in both the long and short term. As with vaginal intercourse, however, there is a very small risk of leakage and prolapse over the course of a lifetime. Anal intercourse can also aggravate existing hemorrhoids.

Couples who have anal sex should follow a few simple guidelines:
The anus does not usually produce enough lubrication for comfortable anal sex, so it’s important to use plenty of lubricant. Go slowly. Stop if anything hurts and let your partner know how you feel — sex that’s painful or uncomfortable should not continue.
Like unprotected vaginal intercourse, unprotected anal intercourse is high-risk for many sexually transmitted infections, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, hepatitis, herpes, HIV, HPV, and syphilis. People who have oral contact with the anus are at high risk of intestinal parasites and hepatitis, so good hygiene is very important.

Use latex or internal condoms during anal intercourse to decrease the risk of sexually transmitted infections. Make sure to only use water-based lubricants — like K-Y jelly or Astroglide — with latex condoms. Using an oil-based lubricant, like Vaseline, can damage them and make them break.

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/teens/ask-experts/can-anal-sex-have-any-long-term-effects-on-my-body-ive-heard-that-it-can-cause-anal-leakage-later-in-life-and-anal-prolapse-is-this-true

The Consequences of Heterosexual Anal Sex for Women
Posted August 26, 2016

MI Science Staff: August 2016

Anal sex is currently a “hot topic” of discussion for it is increasingly prevalent among young men and women, and older adults.1 In 2007, a study based on the National Survey of Family Growth (NSFG), found that one-third of U.S. men and women had experienced heterosexual anal sex.2 In the study, starting from the age 15, the percentage of participants reporting heterosexual anal sex increased with age, was significantly higher among 20-24 year olds and peaked among 30 to 34 year olds. Another study conducted by the University of Indiana asked questions on heterosexual anal sex and found that the percentage having anal intercourse within the past year demonstrated a similar age breakdown as that of the NSFG.3

Adolescents are also practicing heterosexual anal sex; and again, the prevalence increases with age. Only 5% of females ages 16-17 reported receptive anal intercourse over the past year, while 18% of females aged 18-19 years reported the same activity.3 A smaller study sample from a 2007 study looking at “main” and “casual” sexual relations among urban minority adolescent females found that teen girls with “casual” partners and those with a “main” partner had a similar percentage experiencing anal intercourse (12% and 16% respectively). The frequency of heterosexual anal intercourse increased in teens with “main” partners.4

Are there health concerns regarding heterosexual anal intercourse? Of course – as with all types of sexual activity – there are both emotional and physical pitfalls. People need to be educated about the dangers of anal intercourse, so they can make an informed decision about whether or not to participate in the activity. Heterosexual anal intercourse predominantly impacts the health of young females as compared to young males. These same risks can affect women of any age. Some examples follow:

A) A small Guttmacher Institute study (28 women) from 2009 reports that 25% of the women interviewed had been forced into having anal intercourse at least once. It goes on to say, “Coercion and violence notwithstanding, many participants reported pain and discomfort, including emotional distress, during anal intercourse.” 5 Furthermore, a qualitative study from the United Kingdom concludes, “Young people’s narratives normalized coercive, painful and unsafe anal heterosex. This study suggests an urgent need for harm reduction efforts targeting anal sex to help encourage discussion about mutuality and consent, reduce risky and painful techniques and challenge views that normalize coercion.” 1 It is the woman who is being coerced and feels the pain.

B) Anal intercourse can eventually lead to fecal incontinence. A February 2016 study concludes: “The findings support the assessment of anal intercourse as a factor contributing to fecal incontinence in adults, especially among men.” 6 In the case of heterosexual anal intercourse it is the woman who is at risk to develop fecal incontinence.

C) The American Cancer Society reports, “Receptive anal intercourse also increases the risk of anal cancer in both men and women, particularly in those younger than 30.” 7 HPV (human papillomavirus) is the main cause of anal cancer; but apparently, anal intercourse in particular increases the likelihood that the virus will attack the anus or rectum. Multiple sexual partners is also listed as a risk factor for anal cancer. Again, it is the woman experiencing heterosexual anal intercourse who is at risk.

D) The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) just released (August 2016) a new fact sheet on “Anal Sex and HIV Risk”. The first statement on the page says, “Anal sex is the riskiest sexual behavior for getting and transmitting HIV for men and women.” It goes on to say that receptive anal sex is 13 times more risky than insertive anal sex for acquiring HIV infection.8 In heterosexual anal intercourse, it is the woman who is always experiencing the highest sexual risk for the transmission of HIV, receptive anal intercourse. Furthermore, receptive anal intercourse carries a risk 17 times greater than receptive vaginal intercourse. Moreover, receptive anal intercourse even carries a risk 2 times greater than that of needle-sharing during injection drug use.9

In August 2016 the CDC also reported that using condoms consistently reduced the risk of acquiring HIV on an average of 63% for insertive anal intercourse and 72% for receptive anal intercourse with an HIV-positive partner. Because “condoms are not 100% effective” the CDC advises that one “consider using other prevention methods to further reduce your risk.” That would require taking a medication, pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP), which has to be taken consistently. Obviously, protecting oneself against acquiring HIV when practicing anal sex is complex. Therefore, heterosexual anal sex is obviously very high risk to the woman, 8 especially in locations where HIV prevalence is high. (At best, HIV remains a serious chronic disease requiring a lifetime of treatment and medical follow up; at worst it can result in mortality.)

E) The CDC reports that in addition to the same sexually transmitted infections that are passed through vaginal sex (gonorrhea, etc.), anal sex can also expose participants to hepatitis A, B and C; parasites like Giardia and intestinal amoebas; bacteria like Shigella, Salmonella, Campylobacter, and E. coli.8

There is a lot of misinformation on the internet on heterosexual anal intercourse. As a result the Medical Institute is concerned that the public in general, and adolescents and young adults in particular, are not receiving the whole truth about heterosexual anal sex. Therefore, MI would like to encourage sex educators, health providers, counselors, youth workers and parents to include specific information about anal sex in their communication with adolescents and young adults. (Receptive anal sex carries the same risks for both men and women). For women there appears to be a high degree of coercion and emotional distress associated with heterosexual anal intercourse; this aspect should be included in healthy and unhealthy relationship education.

In summary, the information provided shows receptive anal intercourse to be a very high-risk sexual activity for women as well as men: fecal incontinence, anal cancer, HIV infection, etc. Awareness of these substantial health risks can enable women of all ages to emphatically say no to anal intercourse.

MuttleyLaff:
"Tani kid?" Who is kid?

openmine, if dem born you well, if you know say dem born you very well, use that your toilet mouth to utter the word kid/kiddo at my moniker ID. I'll sure you say, khaki nobi leather. I'll deal with you. I'll send you home with message. I'll send you message to your father. You have been throwing solidified fat oil and battery cells into a bon-fire and I've been warning you about it. You just try, try again and use your diarrhea infested mouth to use that on me here or any other poster on this thread for that matter and watch how I'll descend on you like a ton of bricks. "Abi ofe kan ro epe mẹba fun ẹ ni? Sọ ara ẹ. Ki ni o nba ka lori threadi yi".

Na the same teeth, lion dey use play with hin cubs, nahin lion dey use bite them. This is your last word and if you know say dem born you well, try me. Take the risk, take the risk nau, then you'll find out why pesin wey get running stomach, no dey tempt fate, say hin wan fart. If hin try am, dat be say hin wan do rough play, and rough play hin go get. C'mon! Try me openmine, tempt fate. Use the kid word again, let send you message to your father. It is biblical openmine, when I do, so dont even consider trying to get all this twisted up. Mtcheewww.

Ohh shut up you puerile character!
You could not even prove that God endorses homosexuality and now you are ebbing out debris called words as usual from that uncultured opening you call mouth!

FOLYKAZE:
Shut dolt. I know more of the bible than you do. I study it and read it more often than you do. Even when I don't accept the accounts in it wholeheartedly, the philosophical teaching found in book of proverb and ecclesiastes cannot be thrown in the bin.

Ohh please quit your loquacious gutter!
You know nothing about scriptures!
Even your comprehension of scriptures is questionable!
For the very fact that you comically said king saul was ashamed of jonathan because according to you,jonathan and david where having gay sex in 1 samuel 20:30 is the highest level of absurdities!
I could not help but laugh uncontrollably how you kept haplessly churning out scriptures without a clear comprehension of its inclination!

FOLYKAZE:
All you have shown applies to vagina penetration too.

The anus lacks the natural lubrication the vagina has. Penetration can tear the tissue inside the anus, allowing bacteria and viruses to enter the bloodstream. This can result in the spread of sexually transmitted infections including HIV. Studies have suggested that anal exposure to HIV poses 30 times more risk for the receptive partner than vaginal exposure. Exposure to the human papillomavirus (HPV) may also lead to the development of anal warts and anal cancer. Using lubricants can help some, but doesn't completely prevent tearing.

The tissue inside the anus is not as well protected as the skin outside the anus. Our external tissue has layers of dead cells that serve as a protective barrier against infection. The tissue inside the anus does not have this natural protection, which leaves it vulnerable to tearing and the spread of infection.

The anus was designed to hold in feces. The anus is surrounded with a ring-like muscle, called the anal sphincter, which tightens after we defecate. When the muscle is tight, anal penetration can be painful and difficult. Repetitive anal sex may lead to weakening of the anal sphincter, making it difficult to hold in feces until you can get to the toilet.

The anus is full of bacteria. Even if both partners do not have a sexually-transmitted infection or disease, bacteria normally in the anus can potentially infect the giving partner. Practicing vaginal sex after anal sex can also lead to vaginal and urinary tract infections.

FOLYKAZE:
The conversation was between me and Shepherd, yo were the one who rushed in to save the asss of your comrade who was long losing his feet

....i thought i was pointing out an erroneous inclination with someone i thought who reasons with what is above his neck but alas i was disappointed!
Continue spewing your apparent dopiness here!

FOLYKAZE:
You guys are only going in an endless circle, clinging on assumptions and baseless theory. I appreciate him for been steadfast. It is difficult battling zombies

Really?
So why are you here if you dont believe in the bible?
If believing in the bible is a baseless theory,let us be while you go ahead with your devil-loving beliefs!
Unrepentant perverts!

FOLYKAZE:
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/teens/ask-experts/can-anal-sex-have-any-long-term-effects-on-my-body-ive-heard-that-it-can-cause-anal-leakage-later-in-life-and-anal-prolapse-is-this-true

You can bring as many links as you can!
You can infiltrate the thread with pics of anal sex which i know as your last resort but that wont change the fact that such acts are dangerous and unsafe for both partners!
As i have said,deal with it!

MuttleyLaff:
Why are you guys so lame, hmm?. Can a sex doll, give you consent to have sex with it, erhn? Can an animals give you consent to have sex with it, erhn? I read sometime ago, a goat or was it a fowl sef, had to be put after some weirdo had sex with the animal. The animal was put down because of the trauma and pain it suffered after the dastardly act. I can imagine how deeply a distressing and disturbing experience, it would have been for the poor animal, and here is OkCornel & Company, making light of something like that. SMH.

It is madness when a believer in company of a God-hater thinks he can randomly pick out scriptures to prove that God endorses homosexuality!
Its is gross madness to think audaciously fronting such advocacy and yet cannot pick out a single scripture to prove your assertions!

FOLYKAZE:
The gullibility of those guys is unimaginable.

Those are forming saints in here while they are crazy as hell in the closet.

Unless you lack the understanding of the word gullibility because if there was an award for it,you would be first!

FOLYKAZE:
But your comrade said Jesus was against it? You both are confused

You see why i said you have serious awkwardness perusing one's submission!
You hastily rush into comments with out reading slowly!

MuttleyLaff:
FOLYKAZE, dont mind openmine ojaare, he doesnt know, you're winding him up about the video upload.

The thread has become risqué enough already, and any video upload, would just go to escalate the shock currently bubbling on the thread. Besides, unless one is a Viewer, who is or who wants, except for educational purposes, to be watching and feasting their eyes on ladies enjoying anal, hmm? If any want to be a "doubting Thomas", as in, not believing that ladies enjoy anal, as much as men do, then that "doubting Thomas" can be my guest.

Shut that trap you call mouth kid!
Stop hiding behind that God-hater to spew thrash!
Be reminded,as an OP,of what the thread is about rather than digressing!

FOLYKAZE:
You wish!

I have told you about my experience when I managed sex business. None of my girls ever complained of pain in their anus, not even when there is double penetrations into their anus. They enjoyed it.

I have shown you experiences of more than 15 folks who had no issue with anal sex.

Here is another submission:



All the risk you can mention applies to vagina penetration also.

And i have also shown you mine!
No need for me making repetitions and extending the thread further!
you can go back and peruse mine since you have an awkwardness perusing simple submission!