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Laughing in spirit...

He better lookout for Boko/area boys... oh I forgot, they can't move- they got no fuel

Story for the birds...

Anyone who knew Calabar in the 90's will respect Don-D...
I bumped into him in diaspora once and he like, reeked class from head to toe- I mean pure class

teevodaprinz:
Who is in Turkey now among the people who ask questions base on Turkey visa, schooling and residence permit? Please comment if you're in Turkey.

Anlamadım please structure your post properly... are you making a statement or an inquiry?

Journalists can hardly be replaced by robots.... are you trying to tell me that CNN's Christiane Amanpour or Jim Clancy can be replaced by a robot? c'mon... even if the robot was Iron-mans Jarvis, there are some things about Journalism that forever remain classic N.B reporting is part of Journalism.

Ask her if she had ever seen any of such in your phone at any point in time... if she replies the affirmative, then take her to lunch at a choice eatery - why? she's followed your steps well as a younger sibling, but if she replies the negative, then preach the word to her on the spot and ask her to surrender her life to Christ right there and then... the Results of both scenarios; Both of you are happy and no respect is lost on both sides. simple!

Congrats to him!
I thought he was a clone who didnt experience childhood...

What are those?
Whatever they are, I am sure they have weeners... just saying

Funny enough I never crashed a car when learning how to drive.
I was looking and observing how a car was being driven by drivers basically for a while, and that was it... one day I just summoned up courage to take the car for a spin (lol No one was home though) it was a Peugeout 504 sedan and voila! the rest came easily, I was 14 at the time. though I was stealing the car for undercover movements (Mostly racing with my mates in the neighbourhood- we had a wide road that was deserted in the quarters, that was usually the ground for our crazy stunts and maneuvers), as I was still considered an underaged driver.
But by the time I was 18-19years I was driving buses, trucks, power bikes... driving came easily to me though.
Though I remember some very close shaves, but not blowing my horn, I guess I was just too good a driver, because I loved the adrenalin of close shaves when behind the wheel.
Although my scariest experience in my early driving days was when I was chased by road safety once because I escaped a road check, my main fear was; "what would happen to me if I got caught" because I had no license yet and as usual I stole the car for a spin, basically I would have been barbecued shish, so I drove like crazy and apparently the officers did not give up the chase easily, until I did the mother of all stunts; I sudddenly swerved a 180 and drove against traffic, I am pretty sure the officers applauded that move because they gave up lol... but when I got home that day I kept a low profile for 1 week praying the FRSC peeps didnt register the plate number and trace the car... Fortunately they didnt.

This Kim Kid is just playing his country like a playstation console SMH...

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Sunday Oliseh's Canon @France 98,
Mheeeeen I thought the net would Burst...

summerflame:
I went to the USA Embassy today for an
interview.. The following ensue between me and
the VO -
VO - Good Morning
Me- Good Morning
VO- How are u doing
Me - i am fine
VO- have you traveled before?
Me - Yes and it is on the passport
VO - Why are you going to USA
Me - Going for my cousin's wedding anniversary
VO- What do you do?
Me - I work with red oak trust and investment
VO- what position are you in your company?
Me- i am the accountant and a credit officer
VO - Are you married?
Me- Yes i am
VO- How many kids do you have?
Me- i have just 1
VO - Are you traveling alone
Me- Yes
VO- what does your wife do?
Me- she is a trader
VO- what does she sells?
Me - she has a supermarket and she sells kid
toys
VO- why is she not traveling with you?
Me - She is almost due for delivery.
VO - SORRY, YOU ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO HAVE
THE VISA OR PICK UP A VISA AT THIS TIME.
GOOD DAY.
I asked him why i got denied but he said he
wouldn't know..
My main question now for the Nairalanders is
this, CAN I RE-APPLY AND WHY DO YOU THINK I
GOT DENIED DESPITE ALL MY CONFIDENCE IN
ANSWER THE MALE VO?.. Only reasonable
answers will be appreciated. thanks

With all due respect sir, I would have denied you too if I was the consular officer-period.
Don't ask questions why, go and think about it.

iebanehita:
16. Iran
7. Senegal
13. Burundi
5. Botswana
6. Ukraine
3. China
10. Iceland

This thing hard o.

look well 7=Spain

funny... I thought the Naira to a dollar is = 200?
By the way Apostle Suleiman was on point

Cricket and Golf till Jesus comes...

cutieme:
Hello@okpuzu01,pls can u tell us the process u took in getting your visa and how much it cost u,also the ticket price.

Upon showing your accomodation reservation or I.V letter, one gets a visa on arrival in Kenya with a NIGERIAN passport.
Hope you R good?

scholes23:
Guys.. You're walking on the street with your babe. This lady in the picture below walks up to your babe and slaps her. What will you do?

Sincere comments pls.

Unless she can't be raped... Q.E.D

loooooooling@ Mr & Mrs "Nak-a-toto"

OneNaija:
I have Schengen visa valid and my wife have mexico visa just recently issued. We both want to travel for vacation to turkey for 10 days. My question: do they still accept Schengen visa and mexico visa for the Evisa stated on their website. Thanks.

For a Turkish Evisa... With a Valid multiple entry schengen; yes, with Mexican Visa; No.
Check the Turkish e-visa page to further clear your doubt

swtchicgurl:
Good news guys! Cc: justwise, optimusprime2, lalavita

Update in a flash...

Wow Thats Epic!
whats the good news?

Hala Hala yaaaa... smh

odikomo1:
My is not! I don't know, if anyone is having same problem?
Please advice is urgently needed;their customer care line is not going through

Then you have a problem... because its supposed to work

ohaleoghene:
my fiancé and I has been dating for 6years now. met him after my high school. when he was around ,we had sex two to three times a week. now he has travelled abroad. and over a year I haven't had sex and I miss it. I sometimes self service but guilt kills me afterwards so I want to stop. any tips on how to over come sexual urge as I don't want to cheat or self service.

Give your life to Jesus Christ

I call it lack of innovation and creativity...

bebe2:
Minus me oo

But na true sha,

Some pple go call me after getting my contact off nairaland, wanting to send money to Nigeria and go dey for British accent.

mesef no dey carry last, once I hammer them with bad Rate , dem go return to pidgin English

it depends, to me, London is not a genuine tongue twisting place. Due to the fact english is the order of the day and tooo many Nigerians are in the UK who are still abreast with their way of speaking.
Try living 7years in Portugal, Romania or Croatia basically somewhere unenglished, then check your accent or pidgin aptitude after then.
No one will tell you that you are scarded.

holyboss:
U dey mind dem



Like if u tink such ppl r crazy

#ProudlyNaija #ProudlyWest #ProudlyYoruba

it depends

#RiggingSequence loading

nortcentrallord:
Of course they are an independent body yet they can't disqualify a candidate that can't provide basic constitutional requirement for contesting for the office of the president. You guys are so funny.

But thats my point! INEC has lost its voice.
How am I being funny?

odikomo1:
Why do nigerians abroad still use foreign accent even when it is obvious that the person they are talking to is nigeria brother. It is so annoying.
What i do to most of them is to automatically switch to pidgin. Until they remember their root and answer my question in nigeria tone.
Whats your take?

Trust me After consistently speaking a language like French, German or Turkish for 6years plus, your accent or way of speaking can never-I repeat, **Never!!** be the Same... so dude sometimes and most times, its not intentional- personally, I have forgotten how to speak pidgin English and it still baffles me that I have forgotten how, like I understand pidgin but my brain has just gotten the whole thing Tumbled up and constructing a sentence in pidgin is a huge challenge for me now.
Last week I saluted a Naija brother "How far now?" and he got soooo excited and started cracking pidgin(Mind you, I have not attempted pidgin in 5years now) and because we were surrounded by fascinated white people who were listening to the loud unique language, I wanted to showoff my culture too by sustaining the conversation in pidgin but I suddenly realized pidgin became really difficult, like trying to freestyle a hiphop rap line, I was like; "I had been wan started to check am Yani..." and thats it! thats where I got stuck; I started mixing up slangs/words that were not pidgin in an attempt to speak it, and I was frustrated because I knew I had lost my touch(You see I have this way of saying either "Yani" or "aslínda" when speaking generally and it was creeping into the pidgin too) secondly my accent is sorta bent now(It can't support pidgin easily -so I'v noticed), due to my constant French and Turkçe.
Apparently the guy noticed and switched to proper english in order for me to make sense and make the conversation easier for me, and the instant he did, (and I knew why he did) I felt so fake an African especially since I clearly wanted to showoff that day but could'nt-I am very sure he would have laughed at me sore when he left.
In such a case, would you blame me or many others in my situation??
Abeg don't talk about this case joor, you have no idea.