₦airaland Forum

ManInTheMirror:
If that's the case you will know about rehabilitation act. People get deported all the time. I ain't buttering anything.

So your point is?
like seriously lets see what you know about the rehab act on this occasion.

If Yuzedo cash you ehhhhn...

ManInTheMirror:
Nothing do you. You no commit crime. My advice, keep urself busy, enroll in a sch asap so in future when u wan travel again, u have proof u have been busy bettering your life and not just hanging around.

Don't listen to the guy I quoted, I bet he never even travel before.

I Laugh, your bet is sooo wrong...
I speak two other foreign languages asides english.
I am on my third passport now.
and I am a legit traveller.
not blowing my horn, #just saying.
Tell that guy the truth even though it hurts, dont butter it up.What he did was illegal and its a crime- thats why he got deported.
point blank the end.

icebeatz:
Maybe sha... I feel much better now.

I know cuisine hygiene is an issue in Nigeria, but I really think you have a food allergy, go and find out what you are specifically allergic to... in the United states an allergy test would have been ran on you first and foremost, before any blame on food poisoning would be considered...
Many Nigerians are allergic to certain substances but due to ignorance, carelessness and the "African pikin na iron, we fit chop anything" mindset, many people endup either abusing drugs, blaming witches and wizards or claim they were poisoned just because they consumed something they have a severe allergy to and were affected.
A friend of mine for example is Lactose intolerant but he never knew until recently he had an allergy test... before then anytime he took anything with milk, depending on the quantity -Zaaaap he has to go, if he did'nt findout about his lactose situation he'd keep blaming poor kitchens anytime he consumed any product with milk and got a stomach upset.
Some of you may even have an allergy to maggi and you dont know...
Think about it

ritababe:
i buy gift for him all the time


if i dont give him the shirt who should i give?

Your Father...
#Nooffence just saying.

muafrika:
Reading the entire thread may help.

How does a glittery symetrical scale decoration pattern of the boa attribute to diamonds?

*Note* any commentary juke is purely based on statistical crime details, not intended to pun out any Nationality.
Commentary;
The Jamaicans are so graceful when it comes to such competitive events, they have star players and have the numbers ringing at Kingston. Now in this game, its the gun weilding and ganga boffing Jamaicans running tops on 1st position they are soooo going to Bolt this in, my word are we just not surprised, but wait ... Who are those?
They are coming in fast and steady at it too, wait they just breezed past the kidnapping Polish, Incredible! I have never seen such swagg, aggression, audacity and tenacity at the same time... they've put the Indians and raping techniques far behind, wait! the bomb totting middle easteners are now behind- how did these guys do it, without bombs?? ... the Lithuanians and their drug Lords have been pushed behind, same goes to the Romanians and their vampires, the skinny mean somalis too, the Zimbabweans were easily knocked off and now the Polish...
Wait, do I... do I see green??
its the Nigerians!!! they are coming, they are coming!!! the Jamaicans better be balanced, wait the Nigerians are vicious Yahoo-Yahoo, G-men, Runs-men, 419, theres no hint of rapists with these bunch, but my do they scam so well... can the Jamaicans keep up...
wait, wait, WAIT! the numbers have been tilted, the figures have changed "Its a scam, its a scam!!!"
The Nigerians are on top! they lead, they lead! the Jamaicans were scammed at their own game!
And Nigeria has taken the lead... the Jamaicans come in 2nd ... my word, the tables have turned, what a game!
I am your commentator for a EA crime Nairaland "Optimusprime" thanks for reading all the way.

muafrika:
They were probably tryinng to make sence of the existence of polished diamonds. Boas do have glittery, symmetrically patterned scale decorations.

What are you blabbing about

Many are mad, few are roaming...

I dont get it?
like seriously what does he mean

where are the french students?

NeuroBoss:
that is an insult. I'm a master

Je suis desole patron, mais tu es tres drole... looooool!

NeuroBoss:
Ceci ne fait pas le sens

looooool these french students have gone epic loooooool...

My brother after carefully reading your post, I am sorry to say this, but "Your travel credentials have been screwed up" esp to Schengen Zones, US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, basically countries which share info with UK embassies, lets put it this way, English Speaking countries.
You are now limited to Asia (except Japan and South Korea), Russia, Kazakstan, Turkmenistan(I doubt if Turkey will issue their Visa to you under such circumstances, because Turkey really considers Visa's and travel document remarks from OECD countries) and African countries.... oh yeah and the middle east (Except Israel) sorry man, you should have followed the rules.
A Visa Cancellelation is the highest screwup you can offer your passport.
Just run your things in Nigeria.

If you get admission in an Icelandic university, just know God is personally on your case... because they Hardly, I repeat "Hardly" give Nigerians.
Thats except you already schooled in one of the scandinavian countries previously, otherwise Fuhghedabowdeet!

Why is it that the level of professionalism is absent at the Nigerian Embassy Atlanta USA??
BTW have you tried calling them before rating their "Professionalism"?
#Justsaying

laroux:
Please my fellow nairalanders do any of you have any idea of schools in the US, Canada, UK or any school in Europe that accept second class lower for masters degree programmes in business administration. A friend of mine who is serving badly needs it.

Your question is rather vague... what do you mean by 2.2??
You wont tell the Uni that you had a 2.2 Diploma because they dont care, what they'd want to know is your CGPA on your transcript.
3.4 in Nigeria is 2.2 and so is 2.5, so what are you talking about? because if your friend had a 2.5 CGPA which is a 2.2, the best bet is to take GRE to stand a grad admission chance, because 2.5 is weak...

this is sad, just saw it too
http://www.tribune242.com/news/2014/nov/09/least-two-dead-plane-crashes-crane-shipyard/

If Lagos does not look like this, then I would be surprised...

Ecart:
And this is me having lunchbreak with friends.
Looks like this day I'm hungry, because I look into my friend's plate 
Yes, I'm the one wearing red shirt.

@Ecart, did you eventually find her?
I Love lovestories with happy endings...
#Smiles

Flytefalls:
Do you ever feel you must purposefully act nice?

Negative stereotyping of black people is ignorant yet internationally pervasive. When you find people who are intrigued in you because you are black, do you ever feel it's your responsibility to represent well? Just asking

An attribute of proper literacy, upbringing and civil decency, is representing well regardless of colour or case scenario's...
Thats what I feel basically.

Its incredibly common in Turkey, I have taken tons upon tons of photo's with random people who always approach me with this look of awe... and if you dare speak Turkish@that point looool ol boy you don become superstar be that.
I remember once@Magusa K.K.T.C last year, I practically took photo's from a queue of tourists in a supermarket, there were some Kazakstani girls who literally begged to touch my hair, lol I felt like Snoop Dogg.
Once I had an awkward moment with a Ukrainian lady who calmly asked me if my package was... errrrh... you know really large, because she was curious-I wonder what she'd heard about Afro packages lol.
At Kyrenia still @K.K.T.C I was crowded by curious children who were all eagerly trying to speak english with me and when I responded "Hello! how are you guys?" that was it, they were all jumping around thrilled and excited like I was a movie star loool.
But there were also times I was ostracized like I had a disease, sometimes peolpe ran away from me lol, prolly because they've never seen a black person b4. The Asians are particularly fond of this.
anyway they were all pleasant experiences.

mithel:
Hi guys,wuld lyk to know which russian universities teach in english and wat are the disadvantages of studying medicine there when u come back to naija

na waah o...
#Walksoutofthread

Russia ke?
it amazes me to see a sane minded "Nigerian" individual list Russia as a potential study Destination... dont you read travel posts on Nairaland about Russia?? assuming you have no forehand knowledge of Russia as a country- and you boldly list Russia as an intending stud...
like seriously who does that??

*Final Beam*
If you intend to travel to a country where English is not a 1st language,
1. you should make sure that you are adequately prepared mentally, to learn the language.
2.The language will be of relevance to you, i.e you aint just going to Japan or Portugal for the sake of travelling abroad, but because you want the proficiency of Japanese or Portugese to be added to your CV due to your professional or career requirements or future goals.
3. The interest of the language must be there, otherwise that country go taya you, even if the country is heaven... and on that note, in the absence of financial constraints, nobody can best pick or select a country best for you, you should know why you are going there, not because "Them say"
Barış, Sonra.

EvilSeeed:
Cos Flights from the U.S to Canada are considered domestic flights.

God Bless you...
thats why some airlines belong to alliances.
with Delta Airlines a US transit Visa to Canada is not necessary once you have a Canadian Visa (ESTA requirements have to be met), otherwise you would'nt even be checked in the flight in the first place(Delta pour vous).
ignorance is a bane

Its always like this with S.E and tournament qualifiers, "Hoping upon Hope" when will they ever qualify by thorough Gameplay
#S.E's-Causingpanicsince"98

hehehehehe... Naija peeps forming disinfected lol...

ol boy... teaching a spouse how to drive is not beans

Puuuuhleeeeeeaaaaazzzzzzzzze if reporters could not be immune to the inhumane treatment of Egyptians, is it that boy that would be an exemption?
Abeg jooor #wakapass

There is this Nigerian lady who works with NASA, I remember her name now, Oluwatosin Helen Otitoju... she was said to have an I.Q of 175-190
Google her Bio for Clarity.
I also fink Chimamanda Adichie's I.Q is on the High Side, though its not been recorded.

Start Hunting Onila... ASAP

Thats what happens when Jonathan is your president...
By the way, Egypt as a country has issues with human rights- if reporters with immunity could be malhandled, is it Nigerians who would be exempted?