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I remember while traveling out once, at the Airport in Abuja, I was asked if I was Nigerian... Ok? I thought it was a joke, because I even started giggling - well apparently it got serious, because Immigration put me aside in the name of interrogation, they started asking me about my state, my L.G, where my village is, my L.G chairman's name... now when I realized my flight was in the next 15 mins and if the charade continued I would most definitely miss it, na Im I con spark start to dey claim right as I con follow mention some names... Na so them come free me, Shishi I no pay.

CUMPOLICE01:
Wen wud all dis violence on homos stop.... Naija need to legalise dis shiiit afterall homos are natural

The thunder wey go fire you dey swallow Viagra...
Fian

DGD1:
Mazda and mitsubishi should come before the BMW or immediately after the beamer.
IMO

Then you don't know what you are talking about...
Its based on popularity not affordability, for example mention 6 Mitsubishi models ... And 9 Mazda models, but on the other hand you'd easily mention 10 BMW models...
See what I mean?
I was even finking Volvo should have made the list though

tdayof:
definately not in china with what you typed. I know Nigerians teaching here. I even know two Nigerian lecturers. Tho the lecturers finished here.

Based on the question, I want to believe these lecturers are Nigerian undergraduates teaching English in Elementary schools right?

tdayof:
definately not in china with what you typed. I know Nigerians teaching here. I even know two Nigerian lecturers. Tho the lecturers finished here.

Mr Tdayof, read what he asked... He asked if he could school and Teach English while schooling... "Teach English" if you really are in China then you should know it is Not possible, unless he meets the criteria I earlier stated.
Over and out.

tdayof:
See what you just typed. Base on online views you have read.

How do you know?
Do you know how I found out?
For your information it is always good to tell people the truth as it is... Don't cause that fella to get stranded in China because of False hope you instilled.
Just to let you know my advice is not based from an online view but from personal experience.

willian10:
Teaching English

Quote me anywhere, its 95% impossible to do so...
1-If you don't have an advanced TESOL certificate
2-You do not have proof of citizenship to any Native English country I.e U.S, Canada, Australia/NewZealand, South Africa or UK...
3- You do not posses the Diploma of any institution in a Native English Country. Basically the above mentioned.
4- And Lastly being black does not work to your advantage as a Teacher in china... Esp English. (Now if you can prove to them you are a black American, by whooping out a dark blue passport, ok that's fine) but asides that, nothing.
Sorry for this news man, but we talking china here. Those people are so stereotyped, they don't use Facebook.

willian10:
Is it legal to study and work in China?
I'm a Ghanian

It depends on the kind of Job...

Blackkie:
So Nigerians cannot get the teaching jobs in China?

unless the Nigerian has any of the above mentioned passports and is probably white... And got this strong British or American accent.
That's China for you... Very Stereotyped

Ohenebakwakye:
Lately China Uae needs a lot teachers lets interact here

For U.A.E, yes... And there is a thread for that already. But as for China, Lutfen and Please forget about it... Esp if you do not have either of an American, Australian, British, Canadian or South African passport... The Chinese are pretty big on "Native English Speakers" as Teachers both in the private and public sector, no matter the Teaching or TESOL qualifications you possess.
As a visitor,a Nigerian passport also quite complicates and frustrates fings a lil bit in China... Not just China, Asia in particular. You don't believe me? ask those who know...

Princessgatt:
@wip7
pls sir.. I resently gained admission to Emu.. and have
Paided d fees nd received confirmation letter
I ve a 2 year valid uk visa... can I just apply for an
e visa instead of going to the embassy?

Why not??

And its about that time the penile amputation bill ought to be passed in Calabar...
coming to fink of it, that would be quite scary o... Tchai!
#GrabsmyTonjo...
#Runsoffthread...

mutter:
Mostly parent beat children because they have no other means of asserting their authority over a child. However a child should acknowledge your authority without being in fear of a violent attack.
We often make mistakes by starting too late with discipline but by age three a child should clearly be able to identify that it better listen to mum and dad.
Many roads lead to rome but why choose the aggressive road! Growing up it seemed quite natural to beat children but later I came to realize that it was abuse and nothing else.
When my kids do something wrong they are really scared of me because my God I don't stop talking. I can go on for over an hour and might decide to repeat the lecture two times in a day going on for several days
That lecture will include God and man, Bible, proverbs, history and you can just see the agony on the teenagers face when I go on talking and talking and preaching. Especially as they have heard most of it before. It works miracles.
Also you need to give teenagers some amount of freedom and a healthy amount of thrust. We parents think it must always go our way! IT mustn't. Listen to their views and compromise with them. It works miracles. My kids know there are some topics I don't compromise about but i I ask you to clean your room and you tell me you are not in the mood , you want to do it later, then why not! Even adults are sometimes not in the mood. And when it comes to decisions about their future- it is their future and not yours so they also have a say.
Most time we have a problem reaching to our children because they don't thrust us.
I remember once my teenage son came up to me and told me he thought his girlfriend was pregnant!
Inside I was screaming loud!!!!! Oh God ! How could you! How dare you! Are you already intimate with a girl! I could just get up and shake you!
But I had to tie myself down.. keep calm! He confided in you! Don't betray the thrust! Well thank God it ended up being a false alarm but I sat two of them down and gave them a serious talk.
The same applies to girls. The best way to keep a girl decent is to boost her self esteem. Make her know she is a queen and worthy of love and respect. Cater for her financial needs to the best of your ability and show he love so she doesn't go out in search of it.
The greatest factor why children go astray is because they are unhappy at home. Then they go to the wrong friends and feel they have a family and are loved. That is why it is so important that children have a happy home, a home where there is peace and they always want to come back to.
Love your kids that is what they need above all else and express that love. Also learn to have fun with your kid`s, laugh crack jokes do things together. You looses some of the "respect" but you gain something special. A child that thrust you .
And most importantly, when a child has done something really wrong! When it has fallen into the well... then help the child out and give love , support and understanding they will respect you more for it.
Some parents really go crazy when the child has committed something serious. The child is in big problem and then you add to it. Where does the child find shelter. That is the time to show the child love and support it to stand up and walk proud.

Thank Heavens you were not my Parent, I would have been a lost cause with your rather passive approach to instilling discipline

Seven hundred thousand what ?? In Australia??
Bollocks ... This statistic was written in a pub

funmijoyb:
1.there is a part of him that is not nigerian

2.he is not black

3.he is not better than nigerian goal keepers

then why waste nigerian money on him when we have good goal keepers in nigeria r people stupid?

I won't regret calling you racist, because that's what you are...
Bloody Racist swine
#Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwks
#Spit's
#Walksaway

I know what Cortana does for me on my Lumia 1350

If he had become a governor now, trust Nigerians and their mouths...
They'd have said he looted funds.

On the contrary, I think the most Dangerous organ a man has, is his "Brain" ...
Trust me it takes one twisted brain for a man to become a serial rapist or one solemn brain for a man to become a monk.

Endtimes...
Here again

FreeGlobe:
what was his source of income before becoming governor?

I will stick to my opinion, Nigerians talk toooooooo much and rather carelessly as well.
You will ask the same thing too if Dangote becomes Governor.

Mtchew...

Yesssssssssssss!
I Love that! Nigerians talk too much... Before the media run their mouths as usual and publicize delicate discussions.
Nigerians are good at alot of things which I must give credit to, but one thing Nigerians are bad at, is controlling their mouths... There is absolutely no sense of Discretion in Nigeria.

If he opens up any 2015 series of either Audi, BMW, Mercedes Benz, Volkswagen or Rover with only a wire ... Then I will duff my Hat for his skill.
But apparently he has been stealing whack cars, with little or no state of the art security locks.
He is merely a petty theif who got caught...
Abeg joor...
#Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwks
#Spits on thread
#Walksoff

:oWow...

evantical:
@buikem .which institution please.

Unless you hold a Portuguese passport, its far easier to obtain a US visa than an Angolan visa...
That Country is happening now and may possibly become the next Gaint of Africa.

Seriously Nigerians and their mouth's...
Is this something to make the front page of a forum if indeed it's true?
Nigeria's main problem at the moment, is lack of discretion.

Mheeeen... That kyn tin lol madman fit craze

PetroDolla3:
hahaha you saw only Angola,Zambia abi? Look more closely your Master Ghana is also ahead of the giANT of africa.

it's possible, try to understand Ghana has a higher currency index and stabler economy that works to their advantage over "The giant of Africa" how much does a dollar punch to naira as of today? so The list still isn't out of place.

Beremx:
If this is how policemen recover stolen cars very fast,then they should do the same to ordinary citizens like us. Abi?

Actually, its called GPS... You don't expect to steal a 2015 Merc S550 and go very far, haha.. come on...you'll be tracked.
That car don't cost 50,000€ for nothing.

Opinedecandid:
K

But I disbelieve the report's authenticity as regards naija.

Common, naija gat HNWIs pass that number, by far.

The number of individuals that have gotten there over a decade ago is by far more than that.

Maybe, however because some of them, if not most of them, acquired theirs individually, so they might have kept the development from government, the press and certain financial authorities so they won't be exposed and squeezed.

But Nigeria deserves position 1 of that list.

Currently, I believe that ranking and Nigeria's position as #4... There is no way Nigeria can make #1 on that list with Angola and Zambia present.

Yeah he should be glad he is alive...