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TravelRe: List Of Schools To Gain Easy Admission In The Us by optimusprime2(m): 8:01pm On Dec 20, 2014
I am laughing in pidgin actually #lol...
You mean kindergarten or elementary school right?
or you mean Polytechnic or Adult literacy center?
I am sorry man, I am being sarcastic #loling ...
but your question is actually funny.
its like asking someone "Is there an actual shortcut to outer space without using a rocket?"
I mean how else will you answer the question asides laughing and probably recommending witchcraft for the person to eat....
lol...
mheen Nairaland... #Stilllaughing
"@easy admission"
CelebritiesRe: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by optimusprime2(m): 1:26pm On Dec 20, 2014
I never imagined I would ever do this buh;
"Who is Omotola Jalade?? Je ne sais pas, parce que je l'école en France"
yeah I said it... I school in France- so I dont know her.
#Dropsmike
CelebritiesRe: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by optimusprime2(m): 1:24pm On Dec 20, 2014
I never imagined I would ever do this buh;
"Who is Omotola Jalade?? Je ne sais pas, parce que je l'école en France"
yeah I said it... I school in France.
#Dropsmike
RomanceRe: Does My Husband Have Another Wife/girlfriend? by optimusprime2(m): 12:04pm On Dec 20, 2014
dazednconfused:
"Well he proceeded to tell me that this was his sister and she was concerned about breast cancer and was just sending him a pic to examine a possible lump"
#Fallsoffthetoiletseatlaughing...
This is the funniest excuse I have heard this year...
ROTFL!!!
CelebritiesRe: Soso Berekon Flaunts His New #100note On Instagram by optimusprime2(m): 10:38am On Dec 20, 2014
and to imagine after all the designing, its equal to just 50Cents...

#Hawks...

#Spits...

#walksoffthread...
PoliticsRe: This Was How President Jonathan Met Our Railway System (Pictures) by optimusprime2(m):
It does'nt still change my decision of not voting for him, if I have the opportunity to vote...
After almost 6yrs- "6 Years" in power, Na only railway transcript
im dey brag about, was a railway system not present before in Nigeria...
If he was even talking about an upgrade to bullet trains... is maintenance of infrastructure (esp important ones like transportation) not supposed to be part of a nations budget? mtchew...

The "only" thing G.E.J's done for Naija's history was to remove fuel subsidy and still maintain that D.A.M woman till now.

complete Nonsense... abeg Next chapter

All are morons, but lets give different morons a chance until proven otherwise... keeping one moroñ in control for so long makes us all morons.
TravelRe: Passport Retention By Uk Embassy by optimusprime2(m):
saintsola:
Dear House,

I never applied for either Canadian Visa or Irish Visa. I have written to Nigeria Immigration Service and have not gotten any response from them officially, but my friend who works with Immigration confirmed UK embassy has not forwarded the passports to them.

My official duties is seriously impacted as I need to urgently travel to Ivory Coast to resolve a technical issue. This is an era of finger printing and as per my technical knowledge 2 people can't have the same finger prints. Moreso, I have immigration records in over 17 countries which can be verified by UK immigration to ascertain my true identity.

I just hope UK embassy will released my passport to immigration ASAP, and will appreciate if anyone can advice on how to resolve this issue.
If its Ivory Coast you want to travel to urgently, I think a Drivers License or National I.D card to proove you are Nigerian may be enough (if you choose to go by road-though its risky but fun all through and the journey is like 20hrs but due to stops, a day and a half), because Ivory Coast is Visa free to Nigerians as its a west Afro country.
Heres what your Journey schedule to Abidjan-Cote'd voire will look like, should incase you choose to go by road;

•NIGERIA – BENIN REPUBLIC (4 hours
including wait time at Seme)
•Mile 2- Motor Park
•Seme Border
•Cotonou

•BENIN REPUBLIC -TOGO (1 hour)
•Hillacondji Border
•Lome

•TOGO – GHANA (3 hours)
•Aflao Border
•Accra

•GHANA – IVORY COAST (12 hours)
•Takoradi
•Elubo Border
•Abidjan

Though, you need to go and present this case officially to N.I.S...
They could issue you a travel certificate if its Necessary when going by air.
Bottomline I suggest you walk to the immigration office and file in concerning this case.
TravelRe: The Safest Seats Are At The Back Of The Plane And Other Surprising Facts by optimusprime2(m): 12:05pm On Dec 19, 2014
Which Korea?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Can't Control His Wife, Patience- Wikileak's Report by optimusprime2(m): 10:53am On Dec 19, 2014
After that, will it upgrade their mastercards and confer them
Engineering Bachelors degrees?

#Hawks...

#Spits...

#Walksoffthread...
PoliticsRe: Letter To Gen. Buhari By Prof. Banji Akintoye (A Must Read) by optimusprime2(m): 11:08pm On Dec 18, 2014
After that, will it credit their mastercards and confer them
Bachelors degrees?

#Hawks...

#Spits...

#Walksoffthread...
TravelRe: Passport Retention By Uk Embassy by optimusprime2(m):
saintsola:
Hello House, on Nov 26th i was at the uk vfs to pick my application .Upon opening the package,i discovered my passport was not inside,but the note inside the pack said my passport has been retained "The passport that you were intending to travel with, as detailed above has been retained, as we are not satisfied that the document satisfactorily estabilishes your identity and nationality. This is in view of the fact that a previous UK visa application was made in 2009 using identity consistent with those provided in this application.
Enquires will be undertaken at this office and the document will be forwarded as soon as pratically possible to the Nigerian immigration service in Abuja. The Nigerian immigration service will decide whether further action is required. in these cases, enquiries should be addressed to the Nigerian Immigration Service.".

Please note that this is my first Visa application to UK embassy inspite of my frequent travel to over 17 countries.
Please kindly assist with advice on how to retrieve my passport.
Did you apply for an Irish or Canadian visa in 2009 or do you have a valid Irish or Canadian Visa? if yes which official document/information did you enter then thats is inconsistent/different with what you submitted to the British embassy now? i.e did you use the old passport to apply at the Irish or Canadian embassy?
in the absence of that I am scratching my head...
Perhaps you should write the embassy and contest with their assumption, or better still, if you are absolutely sure of your "innocence" i.e you dont know what they are talking about, then have the Nigerian immigration contact the British Blokes on your issue, as this one seems to be out of your jurisdiction, this looks like a job for N.I.S.
Its possible your passport may even have an E.error(wrong chip info) and the British embassy has found that out, so its N.I.S place to correct it if so.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shows Off All Her Tattoos by optimusprime2(m): 10:34pm On Dec 18, 2014
After this, will it credit
her mastercard and confer her a
Bachelors degree?

#Hawks...

#Spits...

#Walksoffthread...
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Adds Vaginal Tightening, bosom & Butt Enlargement To Business Line by optimusprime2(m): 10:30pm On Dec 18, 2014
After that, will it credit their mastercard and confer them
Bachelors degrees?

#Hawks...

#Spits...

#Walksoffthread...
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Oyo State Governor And The Beautiful Women In His Life by optimusprime2(m): 10:24pm On Dec 18, 2014
After this, will it credit their mastercard and confer them
Bachelors degrees?

#Hawks...

#Spits...

#Walksoffthread...
PhonesRe: 5 Things You Probably Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Could Do.. by optimusprime2(m): 9:07pm On Dec 18, 2014
LordReed:
Number 3 was a feature on "olden days" Nokia like 3310. It doesn't work for newer model phones.

Number 4 does not work here in Naija and even abroad I don't know if they've implemented blacklisting of IMEIs.

Number 5 is not about phones so WTH is it on the list?
Yeah dey do, I recently tried purchasing a phone on craigslist with a bad IMEI, though the phone was unlocked (Metro PCS) but it was invalid for any other provider AT & T et al because it was blacklisted, though I can use it outside the US, but it may not be long it would be useless on int'nl lines too.
InvestmentRe: CNN's 10 Most Prosperous African Countries, Nigeria Missing by optimusprime2(m): 5:35pm On Dec 18, 2014
After that, will it credit their mastercard and confer them Bachelors degrees?

#Hawks...

#Spits...

#Walksoffthread...
RomanceRe: How To Tell If A Girl/guy Is A Virgin by optimusprime2(m):
An analysis for the gods...
wetin come consine me with biological/moral acrobatics??
Kai!!! Amebo's for this world sef... SMH
Why dont dey also find ways to determine curved weiners and wahoo's with dents??
after all that, would it credit your Mastercard and lead to the conferment of a Bachelors Degree??

#hawks...

#spits...

#walksoffthread...
AutosRe: 2008 Toyota Camry Sport,extremely Clean And Fresh by optimusprime2(m): 12:28am On Dec 18, 2014
Bros abeg, try and put your starting price for the car, so unnecessary calls can be avoided.
Thank you
RomanceRe: Nairalanders With The Prettiest Faces by optimusprime2(m): 8:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
FamilyRe: Grandmothers Breastfeeding Their Grandchildren: Right Or Wrong? by optimusprime2(m): 2:21pm On Dec 17, 2014
and this kids is the reason why men become gay... they cant differentiate quality tits because they fed from ... you know sacs
#justsaying
RomanceRe: Do Guys Like To Hug Ladies Because Of Their Boobs? by optimusprime2(m): 7:45pm On Dec 16, 2014
grin
cupidhero:
lol. You came back from which church? After the sexually explicit nameplay of my favorite NL girls moniker...lemme pretend to believe you sha.
RomanceRe: Do Guys Like To Hug Ladies Because Of Their Boobs? by optimusprime2(m): 4:26pm On Dec 16, 2014
cupidhero:
lol. You bad bruh! it takes a perv to think like this...marieolae hope you saw this?
Sorry I responded late bro, I just came back from church...
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by optimusprime2(m): 9:15am On Dec 16, 2014
rittyben:
Na lie o. I no want story dat touch.
We must do it so dat I know what am going into.





Iyammi! make come hear say na 4 better 4 worst.
Yoyohuh
PoliticsRe: "The Five Presidents Of Nigeria" by optimusprime2(m): 9:13am On Dec 16, 2014
One thing I know is that the one with the bulgy eyes is untouchable yeah! "That D.A.M woman"
RomanceRe: Do Guys Like To Hug Ladies Because Of Their Boobs? by optimusprime2(m): 8:58am On Dec 16, 2014
marieolae:
yes I am talking from experience. You guys no try at all sad
For some reason your moniker makes me think of Boobs *No perv mind, just being actual* maybe because it rhymes or looks like areolae or so adunno... something.
TravelRe: How Can I Get To Mongolia by optimusprime2(m): 12:18pm On Dec 15, 2014
By intense shaolin meditation, by the time you percieve Yin and Yangs true balance then shao olimeh, you will be given the visa.


lool ok seriously... You need to go to India and apply at the Mongol embassy there.
PoliticsRe: "President Jonathan Is Like Jesus Christ" - Doyin Okupe by optimusprime2(m): 10:13am On Dec 15, 2014
reads phone. ...
#faints
CelebritiesRe: ‘My Mom Wonders Why I’m Still Single At 38′ – Nonso Diobi by optimusprime2(m): 10:49pm On Dec 13, 2014
FrancisTony:
Hmm. Nigga, just come out of closet.

You are gay. undecided

...and ermm, that's your business though. Your sexual orientation is none of my business. smiley
#Fallsoffmychair...
#laughinginlatin...
#sleepsoff...
CelebritiesRe: Exciting Photos Of Over 6ft Tall Nigerian Women by optimusprime2(m): 7:50pm On Dec 13, 2014
super model Oluchi Onweagba, is almost 6"1 she should be on the list too
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Now The Second Most Dangerous Place On Earth To Live by optimusprime2(m): 10:50am On Dec 13, 2014
omololu2020:
are u sayin more dan 800 pple are dyin in a month in kosovo and mexico
Bros,
I'll let you do a quick gross perenial mortality statistic right now; between 2004-2014 the mortality counts from Pakistan, Afghanistan and Sudan as a result of Crashed Human Rights including war and Natural disasters (we are talking about danger here, so anything that poses a danger to humanity is included) compared to Nigeria's 2004-2014 statistic...
Pop figures and tell me where Nigeria stands
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Now The Second Most Dangerous Place On Earth To Live by optimusprime2(m): 10:39am On Dec 13, 2014
So based on that study report, Pakistan, Papua New Guinea, Jamaica, Afghanistan, Brazil, Mexico, Palestine, Sudan, North Korea are safer to live in when compared to Nigeria??
Its clear to see BBC or the UK has something against Nigeria...
I mean I get it Nigeria is dark, but painting something dark to be critically black in the eyes of others puzzles me...
I mean why all this image tainting?? SMH
TravelRe: DEPORTED From The UK!! by optimusprime2(m): 10:47am On Dec 12, 2014
ManInTheMirror:
Dude do u know how to use Google? Basically if an individual commits a crime and he is sent to prison, after 7 yrs from the expiry of his sentence, the crime becomes spent which means he doesn't have to declare it anymore on application forms for jobs or whatever except for crimes of violence. I hope you have been educated now.
Question 1: did he tell you he had a court hearing for crime?

Question 2: was he put in prison?

Question 3: do you think the rehab act will apply in the negative of questions 1 & 2?

Question 4: Theres this thingy called immigration, you know about it right... if one was deported, due to breaching immigration rules (which is illegal), how then does the rehab act apply, esp when the right legal action was carried out??

Question 5: so the rehab act can reverse a ban right?

please answer in order[/quote]

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