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 Politics › Re: Reuben Abati - Exclusive Interview by optimusprime2(m): 12:43pm On May 19, 2013*. Modified: 4:29pm On May 19, 2013 |
"Abateur" /'aah bah tior/ noun: 1- a rhetoric individual usually a chronic liar. 2- an individual who wipes the mess (in politics) a toilet wipe officer, who actually thinks he is a principal officer, but others know better... In a desperate effort to redeem his name, he's trying to sit on the fence, smh- Its a pity he's just realized his true role of late. 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: How Do Vehicles Get Nicknamed In Nigeria That Sticks? by optimusprime2(m): 8:28pm On May 17, 2013*. Modified: 7:27pm On May 18, 2013 |
*My Bro N I being Car freaks, scouted far N wide for a compilation of These Vehicle nicknames, so enjoy...* Peugout407:Jet FJ Cruiser: Hummer jnr 4runner: Oga toyota Highlander: Camry wagon or Carton Wagon Mazda6:Ninja face Honda city: android Toyota Sequoia: I pass oga Toyota Tundra 2010: The Bully BMW X6: Wasp Cadillac Escalade: Chairman Honda CRV: Fairy Infiniti fx35: Dwarf Toyota Starlet/ Nissan Micra: Rabbit Toyota Avalon: Long John VW Passat: Roadrunner VW Jetta: Big packet VW Golf: Packet Toyota Land Cruiser: 4X4 Volvo Gl750: Coffin Mack trucks: Kill N go Audi A8: Transporter Landrover Defender: Iron/ Ironbabe BMW 3 series 02: Coja Bmw 5 series 05: Cobra VW Beetle 02: Bug Nissan Pathfinder: Lorry Range Rover Sport/Vogue:Yezbozz Lexus RX300:Ajebor Nissan Xterra: Lego/Lego jeep Chrysler 300: Smokers/ Cigar Mini Cooper: Jiminy Cricket Peuguot 504: Atapiapia peuguot 505: Oyoyo Mercedes 190: Baby Benz Mercedes 230: V.boot Mercedes 200: flat boot Mercedes G500: G wagon Mercedes GL 450 & 550 : Buffalo Peugout 406: Skipper Toyota Hiace: Hummer bus Toyota Hilux: Bull-Ox Toyota Corrolla 96: First Lady Honda Civic 09 - 11: Cyborg BMW 7 Series & Merc S.Class 05: Beast Camry 95: Orobo Camry 99: Tiny/pencil light Camry 01: Drop light Camry 03-05: Big fool/ Big for nothing/ Big Daddy Camry 07-12: Muscle/Spyder infiniti QX56 and Nissan Armada: swAgbaya Nissan Murano: Ogamadam Honda accord ex 94: Hala Honda accord 95: Bullet Honda accord 96: Bulldog Honda accord 97: academy Honda accord 99-02: Babyboy Honda accord 11-12:evil spirit Honda accord 03-5: End of Discussion... 7 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Protest At US Embassy For Visa-Ban On Diezani, Adoke, Orubebe by optimusprime2(m): 11:55pm On May 16, 2013 |
sweetkev: Hmm Mrs Diezani whose children are flying jets all over USA.for your info, they were flying jets loooooong before Diezani became minister... |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by optimusprime2(m): 3:47pm On May 16, 2013 |
No be from my mouth una go hear say (Yuzedo and Okija Juju don craze tay tay) errrrrh Okro dey draw... Lol 1 Like |
| Autos › Re: 2012 Corolla Sport White Baby...check It Out... by optimusprime2(m): 5:14am On May 16, 2013 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... I saw this and could'nt help commenting; Mr Salesman go to the nearest Elizade outlet and find out how much a Brand New 2011/2012 fabric interior V6 Toyota Corolla costs, then maybe you'll adjust your funny price. Now nobody is saying you should'nt make good sales, but Haba! a "White" Toks Corolla for 3.sumfin... infact almost 4M?? Oga abi you wan Maga people for broad Daylight?? Reduce that outrageous price, its working against you. |
| Autos › Re: Extremely Super Clean 2012 Camry (toks) For Just 5.5m Asking by optimusprime2(m): 9:36pm On May 14, 2013 |
Mr salesperson, Its a standard advert routine to inform prospective buyers about the state/Location of your Goods. Please, Please, & Please indicate the location of the Vehicle, as it will help prospective buyers weigh & consider the odds, before deciding to make that phonecall... I for one is very interested in the car, but For all I know you could be anywhere, even Cameroun. |
| Celebrities › Re: Camilla Mberekpe Denies Confessing To Witchcraft by optimusprime2(m): 1:43pm On May 14, 2013 |
These are the kind of cases where the services of OKIJA JUJU are most needed... I wonder where he is?? |
| Romance › Re: "Making A Woman "Feel It" For You" by optimusprime2(m): 10:40am On May 14, 2013 |
Bollocks! Mtchew... |
| Travel › Re: Free Things On Planes You Didn't Know You Could Get by optimusprime2(m): 8:18pm On May 13, 2013 |
This should have made front page, good info@OP. |
| Autos › Re: Extremely Super Clean 2012 Camry (toks) For Just 5.5m Asking by optimusprime2(m): 8:56pm On May 09, 2013 |
Location please, thank you. |
| Politics › Re: Obama Visits Nigeria May 28 by optimusprime2(m): 9:45am On May 09, 2013 |
@OP; Obama should try as much as possible to not make Nigeria detest his butt, because he is beginning to act very proud... |
| Business › Re: Aliko Dangote: Things You Never Knew About Him by optimusprime2(m): 1:20am On May 09, 2013 |
To me Dangote's Bio was quite comfortable, does not portray much of Hussle N Hardwork as Mike Adenuga-lets put it this way, Hercules had no excuse being who he became, afterall his daddy was Zeus... 6 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Does Purchase Of A Property In US Guarantee Automatic Visa by optimusprime2(m): 1:16pm On May 04, 2013 |
Lucasbalo: stop passing around wrong information.since its false, Defend your grounds... I am waiting "Uncle Sam" |
| Investment › Re: Warren Buffet Joins Twitter, Gains 100,000 Followers in a couple of Hours. by optimusprime2(m): 8:43pm On May 03, 2013 |
Whats the point? |
| Travel › Re: Countries For First Time student Travellers. by optimusprime2(m): 12:45am On May 03, 2013 |
ifegy: It's really hard to say unless you provide more background information. Every individual is unique, and what worked for one might not work for the other. If you really want to study abroad, you should do some research (schools, programs, costs), narrow down the options and then maybe ask for input from people who've been in those countries, to get a fuller picture of what might be best for you.Thats exactly what I was trying to say, alot of info has to be specified, before specific recommendations can be underlined. But speaking Generally with the info provided... Schooling in the countries where You can work, requires a solid financial base to facilitate your applications; basically embassy issues et al, and to Back you up when you arrive the country initially. These are examples of Such countries I know that one could work as a student and have future prospects; 1-Canada 2-Australia 3-Sweden* 4-Norway* 5-Netherlands 6-USA(1-they are unpredictable with issuing Visa. 2-some states are dry) 7-Denmark* 8-Belgium* 9-Finland* 10-Japan* Note: countries which I put a * marker on, have a Language Challenge, meaning to keep up to speed, one has to catchup with the native language spoken in the country asides English. Now these countries are ok but like I told you they are kinda expensive in terms of Funding an academic campaign, but the bright side is you can work. Now there are countries that have relatively cheaper budgets for funding an academic campaign but the problem with them is lack of Jobs, basically when you are done with your programme, you zap yourself back to Nigeria because there are little or no job prospects, for example; 1-Georgia 2-Ukraine(severe racism warning) 3-Belarus 4-Hungary(racism warning) 5-Cyprus 6-India 7-Greece 8-France(careful here, deportation alert esp if you are black) 9-Malaysia(hostility alert) 10-Phillipines Now schooling in the above countries could be a great experience plus the fact that they have affordable Tuition in most of their Uni's/Colleges, but the problem is THERE R LITTLE OR NO JOB PROSPECTS, so its advisable to leave as soon as ones programme is complete, before an individual is tempted into doing Illegal stuff in order to survive there- the good fing is in the above mentioned countries, you stand the chance of travelling to other Neighbouring countries hence expanding your travel history, which is crucial if one harbours future plans of visting a country like the US. Now there are other countries that offer a 50/50 prospect to students who have future ambitions of living and working there 1-Czech Rep 2-Poland* 3-UK 4-South Africa(Nigerian hating warning) 5-Spain* 6-Qatar*(if you'v got the balls) 7-UAE 8-Germany now some of these countries may have hi tuition but there is a 50/50 chance that you could get a paying job. So I hope I have popped some light on the issue with your given Travel Variables? 2 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Happy Birthday Justwise!! by optimusprime2(m): 7:43pm On May 02, 2013 |
Due to time Difference, I can not categorically say which is the exact date of the Birthday it is known only by... but all the same I have to wish our Oga at the Top, A Very Prosperous, Awesome, Total, Super, Stupendous, Splendid HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thats All |
| Travel › Re: Usa Visit Visa by optimusprime2(m): 10:37pm On Apr 30, 2013 |
igbankebabe: Thank you for the update. Will it matter that he has already filed for her too? But that is still in process. She just wants to renew so she can visit for Christmas. |
| Travel › Re: Countries For First Time student Travellers. by optimusprime2(m): 12:29pm On Apr 30, 2013 |
This question is a lil' confusing, because there are lots of Variables... Specify these a lil 1-purpose of the traveller 2-financial capacity of the traveller 3-Nationality of the traveller 4-prospects of the Traveller only then will this thread open up. |
| Travel › Re: London Into Americas? by optimusprime2(m): 12:16pm On Apr 30, 2013 |
Ijogz K: I guess this thread is for those who wanna learn how to speak in tongues..You can say that again... but anyway on the topic, I know America goes to europe that could'nt enter Asia because he hear Africa is a Madagascar where pirates shiver the whiskers of aye scurvy aussies not respecting a bottle undone of Rum that China distrust Japan from the indies of the mediterenean and straits that be no often pad the canals of South america that everyone loves amazon... If you think you understand write yours.... |
| Travel › Re: Usa Visit Visa by optimusprime2(m): 8:33am On Apr 30, 2013 |
igbankebabe: Optimus-prime1,if her husband is a citizen, the duration could take from 3months to 6months for approval, but if he is still a LPR, trust me the wait could be looooooooooooong you cant really tell. If she already had a B2 visa theres a very high chance that her renewal would be refused if she indicates shes going to "visit" her hubby who is almost a citizen... Heres the thing; once you have a close relative in the US that is on an immigrant status eg father, mother, husband, brother etc getting a B2 Visa to "visit them" could be quite an issue, unless one is properly grounded in Nigeria. Let her wait for her hubby to finalize his citizenship, or she states shes going on an absolutely different mission in the US (not to visit her husband) maybe just maybe her Visa may be renewed. |
| Celebrities › Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by optimusprime2(m): 8:05pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Aint no one want Donjazzy  [/quote]*Don-Jazzy's Vocals in "Without my heart-Tiwa Savage"*...if you really want my heart, proove to me that you want it, oya show me what you gonna do with it you can screw with it "ALL THE GIRLS THEM DEY BEG FOR IT" Lekpa on the floor-Lekpa on the Floor-Lekpa on the floor-Lekpa on the floor-Lekpa on the floor... if he said this for real... Then it sure sounds like hes still selecting from all those Lekpa's on the floor- Shoot, the nigga's got alot of options. |
| Travel › Re: London Into Americas? by optimusprime2(m): 3:43pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
hiuser: Anyone been into places like Curacao(Dutch Antilles)? Is there a London for DC not to happen like as if you're not doing it?Ooo.kaaaaay?? *Scratching my head* |
| Travel › Re: Usa Visit Visa by optimusprime2(m): 3:31pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
@Hastron: if you really want to pull this off (as a single man), I advice you to start building a travel history, and a very formidable one at that... in fact Visacorate your passport heavily, after that, go for a conference as tzetzefly adviced... A widely travelled individual often sways a CO's attention from binding ties to "What you do and Why you travel"- once it gets to that point, you are basically in control of the interview, asides that... Well God dey. @Tzetzefly and Gbenge77: You Guys are doing an absolutely, awesome, impressive job here, Y'all truly deserve Stacks'N'Racks of UK Kuli~Kuli from Justwise *giggles* keep it up bro's, much appreciated! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Cnt Sex A Gel 4 About 2 Minute Am Wet by optimusprime2(m): 2:45pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
bid4rich: I love your comment, you are very correct. He suppose to face front and face lifeI'm really surprised@ both Raymondenyi & your comments ... *smh* I guess Y'all are prolly feeling so proud and justified about celebrating sheer ignorance with your comments... A man clearly identified an issue in his sexual life that if not tackled now could constitute a big problem eventually, when he chooses to settle- of course we all know the challenges/label associated with weakness in a mans libido in the society of today, instead of you guys advicing him appropriately, so he could save himself from "Drastic Below the belt problems" in the future, you are telling him to ignore it and face other things for now? If a 14yr old girl detected an anomality with herself such as an irregular flow issue or breast anomality? would'nt you advice her to get checked by an OB-GYN? Would you tell her to ignore a potentially damaging problem and face her life just because she is young? Do you know whats affecting him? Even if he is having sex every second, is ejaculation under one minute normal for a man? Are you guys completely ignorant about Reproductive health? Are you guys wicked or what?? *smh* 1 Like |
| Travel › Re: Usa Visit Visa by optimusprime2(m): 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
@Hastron: the moment you indicate your wife is a LPR and you seek a Visit Visa, you will be denied and advised to fill in for a Spouse Visa and that can take a Looooooooooooong while so just wait till your wife becomes a citizen. Btw why did'nt you indicate she was your wife(even if y'all were engaged?) at the time she just won the DV lotto? You would have skipped all this by now.... Anyway you have some waiting to do man. |
| Education › Re: Once Upon A Time JAMB: Share Your Past Experiences With JAMB by optimusprime2(m): 11:45am On Apr 27, 2013 |
Wrote it once 2002, got into Uni, Graduated... I'm an Engineer now-E.O.D dont want to recall those periods of reading for JAMB with the fear of writing it more 6X's like some friends of mine did... But I remember taking my shirt off during the exam, *chuckles* I did that purely by instinct when Maths calculations without a calculator became intense, the invigilator was laughing cause the place was'nt hot, I was just uncomfortable at that point because I thought my shirt was the Hinderance... 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: How To Know She Loves You by optimusprime2(m): 11:32am On Apr 27, 2013 |
Enegod: and also she will give you the damn punny!OMFG! ROTFL.... * rolls off the Balcony while ROTFLMBO* LOOOOLiNG! Dont get me wrong, I aint laffing at your comment- its your Signature thats killing me... LOLING! |
| Music/Radio › Re: Dagrin Vs Olamide: Who Raps Better by optimusprime2(m): 11:19am On Apr 27, 2013 |
Olamide is really Good, but You cant compare Olamide with Dagrin naw haba? I mean Olamide said so himself that Dagrin was better... Dagrin was just the hardcore yoruba phenomena! Omo so fun entertainment-R.I.P my Brother. |
| Politics › Re: Alison-Madueke Named In N59tr Shady Oil-Deal by optimusprime2(m): 1:33pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
yuzedo: Still love you, you fine-arzzz, irresistibly sexy, big-eyed cougar MILF treacle-pie sex-goddess-of-LIFE! DAMNIT!!!!Dude U'r a mess... LOL! 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Alison-Madueke Named In N59tr Shady Oil-Deal by optimusprime2(m): 1:31pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Abegi jorr make I hear word... Why make Noise abowrit, when we all know she's Untouchable? Mtchew... 2 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Usa Visit Visa by optimusprime2(m): 12:30pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
igbankebabe: @Gbenge 77,Very easy! In fact Asian Visa's are generally easy to get. Trust me, getting bounced at the US embassy makes it seem as if getting an Ordinary Travel Visa is a Miracle.... Lol Traveling to Malasia just needs a form and these; 1-Proof of employment- letter of Introduction from your employer 2- your passport Photos 3-int'l passport 4-about 20$ VISA application fee (dunno the price now, but as of sept last year when I checked it was 20$) 5-your IV letter, if you are going on Vacation a copy of the Hotel reservation and your bank statement 6-then your return flight ticket they have opening hours at their embassy(I know only embassy one@Abuja, not sure about Lagos) submit your application and GBAM! Your Visa comes out that same day. The only lil fing I hate with going to Malasia, is the fact that their Law enforcement officers have a tendency to be hostile, esp towards Nigerians, so one has to be extra careful around those parts. |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh In Her Teenage Years (Picture) by optimusprime2(m): 11:36am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Yup! And Its on the Front page *smdh* |
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