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ibrutex: Guy! Dnt fink every shot would result to a goal

thats the funny thing, they did'nt even shoot... Go to goal.com and look at the match stats compared to possesion.

chess guru: Nigerians and their lack of objectivity. Would it hurt so much if some people could for once in their myopic lives view things through multiple angles instead of J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ one way.
A lot of people are complaining about the performance, of which they do have a point (cos d eagles actually sucked), but the match against tahiti was never going to be the test of these boys...even if they scored 100 goals against them, it wouldn't have mattered if they loose to Uruguay. The match against Uruguay should be used as the real yardstick.
2ndly, for crying out loud, these guys traveled over more than 2 continents and different time zones for God knows how many hours only to arrive 9 hours before a match.
Has any of you one track minded posters asked if they had a decent practice b4 the match?
How many players were still suffering from jetlag?
These guys are programs or machines nah!!
Its clear they were playing in their default mode, and not as a team, and still managed to score 6 goals...abeg give d boys a break.
Finally, since most of our people suffer from short term memory impediment, I would like to refer us back to the nations cup.
Anybody that watched (and believed) the SE would tell you that this team is a BIG MATCH team. Meaning they can up their game when the time or the challenge is right.
J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ as in the group stage in the ANC, where wey appeared to struggle with ethiopia, but where on a different level with ivory cost and mali, so also I believe these guys will play a different game against spain and Uruguay.
Let's J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ be grateful for what we have and support our boys abeg......spain might have 99% possession, and not even score up to 4 against tahiti sef

I'm surprised you are sounding this way after SE's were humiliated by a team that had only one full time player, they even allowed Tahiti to score...
Analysis;
out of the 6goals= 1 was a deflected shot, 1 was an own goal that Brown Ideye would have still missed and one was an obvious scramble that resulted in Echeijile's goal.
Does that speak well of a team where everyone is a professional playing 1st team football even if they were Jetlagged?
Mikel was below par prooving the fact he's overated, Musa has never been a player thats spectacular from the get go because he lacks alot of finesse apart from his pace.
Did you not notice the SE's dont have a striker? Wow becuz Oduamadi scored a hatrick he's the hero? Nonsense he was below par too.
Did you not notice even Kenneth Omeruo was leaking till he had to be changed?
Efe Ambrose was not himself at alllllll
did you not notice even Keshi knew it was a poor showing? Ok I know, he was jetlagged as well.
Do you honestly fink Uruguay or Spain would'nt have quadrupled that score line if it was them who played Tahiti?
Do you know goal difference will come to play a very crucial role in that Group Nigeria is in and Nigeria could fetch only 6 and give away one?
Do you honestly think Nigeria can win Spain/Barca or win Uruguay?
My guy fink Logically, SE's screwedup major

Nigeria has no striker at aaaaaaaalllll, its when SE's play a strong team like Uruguay who are desperate to win now, esp after Spains win over them, thats when we'll know these SE's played rubbish today... Mtchew btw
Uruguay(17) VS Tahiti (0)
Spain (21) VS Tahiti (0)
I have never liked Musa one bit right from the get go.
Its very clear to see Nigeria won AFCON because of Moses and Emenike, point blank the end.

Kai.... She should've chopped his weener as well- mtchew... *walks away disappointed*

I'd like to fink of it as 6th in being ICT compliant and flexibly creative... Not bad for a country assumed to be a 3rd world

I wish she could do that on Africa Magic or on national tv, not Twitter...

For some reason, I'm thinking "TITANIC" while reading this piece...

Oduamadi is pacy but not technically adept a player...

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Been doing that for a long time.

Also sleep on my back to prevent gravitational beat down of the breast [/quote]Slow down cowgirl, are you sayn your Jugs are sagging & you tryn to chuck the blame on gravity??
By dway cant afford to sleep nude, I was embarassed one morning when my sister barged in my room & I jumped up from sleep in surprise... with this wicked stiffy *she thot I was prolly jacking off or sum'n*

samir101ng: Excuse me, which salary/job in Nigeria will give you the money to buy a $2.1M Bugatti Veyron ?

Its this kind of "Salary Mentality" of yours, that is increasing the rate of unemployment in Nigeria today...
I'm so Glad I dont think like you do though.

Nigeria needs to change Bank joor... Mtchew

*scratching my head* no bloody sausage...

Mtchew... As I no come see Yuzedo and Okija-juju post, I just shake my head waka pass...
Btw Happy Birthday My Fine Sister

adonismuller: Why isn't anyone blaming GEJ.....or are you guys tired!



Tanx keshi for the gudwork...wish nigeria luck!

well, its because of GEJ the S.E's Dont play tiki-taka soccer, you see he had NFA look for a coach who encourages Otuoke soccer, in this case=> possesion soccer (that was the plot right from the onset)...
Anyway no need to blow our horns just yet, cuz@the moment the S.E's are experiencing freshair.

And she has done it again... Na waah o, this girl no go allow another girl shine for Grass again *sighs, shakes my head & drops my phone*

My Sisters Love watching Real Madrid play, not because of their football technique or Style, but because of the players...
Anyway, here's a bit of what they whisper and giggle amongst themselves while they are watching...
"Have you Noticed more than 78% of Real Madrid's players are over 6ft tall?"
-C.Ronaldo (they keep saying; his packs, his hair... they wish he was their husband. *well what can I say, of course you know your G.F would easily leave you for him in a heartbeat*)
-Higuain(the Girls say he looks innocent and his voice is sexy *tor me I no know o*)
-Pepe (the Girls say he's tall, dark and has a very rough Manly cuteness; *to me, I fink the dude is just Fugly, no offense, just saying *)
-Sergio Ramos(They say he looks babyish and soft; *I wonder o*)
-I. Casilas(the girls just love this guy adunno why??)
-Kaka(even "YOU", yes YOU... I'm talking about YOU staring@ this post now, knows that Kaka looks like an underwear model, so dont hate)
-Ozil(they say his eyes are so charming; well I just see a blue eyed guy, mhen... girls are complicated o)
-Khedira(The girls just love his beard *if I keep mine now, they'll say I look scruffy, but Khedira's free to roam N look like he hates haircuts? SMH*)
-Raul Albiol(all I can say is I wish I was his height)
-Benzema(the girls love his bad boy swag, *Why do girls fall easily for bad guys? Actually I just came back from Church*)
-Xabi Alonso(For some odd reason my sisters keep saying he looks Manly like Harrison Ford from the 90's, *ok? so what do I look like, womanly??*)
-Di Maria(They love his smile like die; na waa o girls sef *I'v been smiling to impress my sisters girlfrends to no avail for ages... Then this Skinny dude showsup on tv and wows them istantly with a smirkish smile?*)
-Marcelo(all I see is this Bro on a Fro, but yet the girls keep saying he's hot*wait am I cold?*)
-Modric(is it because he is Blonde?)
-Arbeloa- something about the size of hi feet... *believe me adunno ooo*

Prof Corruption: I got your point but still laughed at the insinuation that Yobo is 32.

Trust me Bro, he's better than Taribo West, @least he seems close to 32 if he is'nt...

Rastamann: Yobo is old and should leave when the ovation is high!

you are wrong, very wrong... At 30-32yrs, a centerback is considered in his prime because the experience to age ratio is very Balanced...
I prefared Carles Puyol's centerback performance @30-33yrs than when he was 26 and so error prone.
Italy's F.Cannavaro, P. Maldini, and A.Nesta were all awesome@ 32yrs.
Lucio of Brazil was a very Stable Centerback@ 32.
Wait a sec, Ferdinand, John Terry, Vidic, Maicon, Kolo Toure, R.Carvalho, how old do you fink they are?
For Crying out Loud, Goalies and Centerbacks unlike other players should be laced with experience, so they have(need) longer play time, in order to get better.
So why should Joseph Yobo's case be any different@32?
Do you know how old Taribo West was when he retired from being a Centerback?

Kane "The big red machine", just about edges Mick Foley's (15million$)...
You should also put a "+" behind The Rock's estimated 70million$, we all know that candy a**ed Jabroni is the most successful Wrestler there's ever been.

Its a normal thing for FIFA to randomly check Players, esp before some tournaments. I remember back then Obafemi Martins was always picked for Doping tests (I did'nt blame them, that guys acceleration & pace was Nightmarish)

She told me to inspect her wahoo during her period...
Ok, What? That was romantic naw...
Well, I felt like an Obgyn

I'm about 5'11/6ft while my Girlfriend is 5'8, but reading this post suddenly made me feel very insecure about my height... Kai, na waah o

Seun, before this topic made FP, was'nt it not considered that Muslim nerves would be touched due to glaring proof, if forensic perspectives about Islam and boko-haram were to be expressed here?
I'm just curious o- please o Dont Ban me o.

After scanning thru posts from the initial poster, justwise, Okija-Juju, then Vicjustice...
I'm basically Laughing my butt over right now Hahahahhahahahhahahaha!
I never knew this thread was this funny...
Y'all are real clowns...
*still laughing hard*

searay: Age does not marras. A certain prophet(name witheld) married to a certain little girl(name witheld).
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In my village oooooooo

*coughs out the water that was in my mouth*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah.... Nairalanders ooooooooo mheeen I'm laughing like a Hyena over here Goood Lawwwwd...

yuzedo: bro, if u like let it be 100yr diffrences as loong as d babe have big brezz, big nyash, and sweet ice cream lap and long leg dat look like sweethat aka Rita Dominick
, no ugly dack-skin migget bone brezz flatnyash ugly muoth-odor goldigga babe dat use fork to leak ice cream!

age is just a numba wen u have a big house in Banana Ice land or Eko At lantick, truss me!

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha *ROTFLMAO* Mheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen this dude called Yuzedo wont kill me...
He's a Hot mess, Lawd!

In other words, he's trying to say the military should take over again, right?
If only people would understand corruption exist's everywhere... Nigerians just tend to overblow their rations, typical. Smh...

Thats GTB's only problem in Nigeria, lack of Branches...

Bad stuff happen everywhere but its up to Law enforcement to take control...
E.g:Boston bombing took place it took only just the police(not the US Marines, Navy Seals, etc) just hrs and they fetched the culprits... Now thats "Effective" security.
But Its taken the whole Military, JTF special forces, SSS, state of Emergency decree by the President, and they cant still successfully curb Boko-Haram in just Borno state, talk less of Nigeria as a whole, yet Shekau is still roaming around as the Boko-Haram Boss passing ultimatums...
Now tell me, Why, Why, Why, Why in Good Gaeia, should he visit such a country with such a Pathetic Security state when he is the president of a Country Boko-Haram and other terrorists sects like really really Love??
Seriously?

There are orphaned babies out there who critically need this milk from donors in order to survive, these ones are donating theirs for mere ice-cream,
What an utter waste of effort...

againstGEJ: Point out the lie he told in the whole interview and tell us your own side of it.

I'll answer your question once you proove to me
1- You are'nt an "Abateur"
2-You are not one of the "Laptop 40" crew.
Dont take it personal, I'm just being careful.