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When My Parents do that silent treatment fingy(it's funny actually watching them do it), its usually broken when either party (usually my father, my mother usually coaxes her way into the kiss) grabs the other and squeezes a kiss on the lips which seems to last for hours-just like the movies (Those peeps no wan know say them dey dia 50's fa)... B4 you know it they are cool again, talking and joking about as usual.
The funny fing is they'v always been that way, ever since I can recall.
Forget this writeup, there's nothing like a couple knowing themselves so well, when something goes wrong, either'd know the exact angle to address it from- there'll be something more or less like a telepathic link between themselves.

Nice post @OP... Will never forget the day I hit the 6ft mark... Well, as the kid who was always pushed around by his mates, it was dramatic, I always thought I'd be the lil' one for life, until my 16th Birthday... Gosh!

Yea its possible, just tell her you are Gay...

I dont know which info to accept again sef, @ 1st they said he was responding to treatment, then they said he has recovered now he's on Life support...
Adunno again o??

emmysenior: Where's the source or link.

Now that the source or link is been provided.
I am so vexed on the wake of this heart rendering news and I know most people will be pained also. Therefore, I have come up with some fake news to help release the stress.

Dear mods! I beseech you guys not to hide this post thanks.

BREAKING


Two passengers on a trailer died on the spot after a head on collision with an okada rider.

Seun Osewa cedes nairaland to the FG, says he fears for his life after series of threats from the 40 laptop attackers..

Christiano Ronaldo impregnate
Funke Akindele...

Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his
new single...

In another news, the devil has reiterated his desire to apologize to God. Says the evil that men do these days surprises him.


Eyinmba will sign Messi this
June...

Baba suwe to join Illuminati,

Beyonce in love with Terry G...

Primary school pupils in Imo state to
graduate at class 2...

Governor Amaechi seen on his kneels begging Mr president for forgiveness.

Federal University students to start
Putting on uniforms...

Obama claims EDO STATE as his
State of origin.

New Arsenal manager Samson Siasia once again affirms his commitment to the club.

Chris Brown surfers from blockage of the anus after eating Enugu state made okpa...

2013 world richest is Yuzedo of Nairaland.


Woman give birth to goat in the joke section of nairaland.

Fifa in a shocking move have recalled the super eagles to participate in the Conf. Cup semi finals saying their performance is once again needed to spice things up.

Abeg make una add una own.

adun die lol! Hehehehehehe @Yuzedo 2013 richest

disloman: Will never advise anyone driving or using Honda cars cos it affect it d brain box.Will u to use car security.To those over-sabis,security is diff frm tracker.

dude a car tracker cant affect the Brainbox of a 2010/2011 crosstour... This is not an EOD we'r talking abt. Do your research.

I'm so sorry bro,
but I am so shocked that;
-1: You bought an Expensive ride like a Crosstour and you failed to install security feautures such as an Immobilizer and a Vehicle tracker on it- in Abuja fa? Daayyyyuuuum! Thats like leaving your wallet dangling out your pocket while taking a walk in a lonely zone (of course thats a "Mug me" IV).
2- You were driving @ night around Area 1 and your speed was'nt break neck? (my uncle has escaped such scenarios countless times @that same Area-1 and around Wuse II because of his driving technique. @night his least speed on lonely roads in Abuja is about 120km, call it crazy but its a security strategy) you were prolly cruising/rolling thats why you got blocked.
bottom line fowl no dey bounce for night.
But I hope you learn a lesson, & I hope you find your car.

Yessssss finally a Chevy Camaro (bumblebee) *TRANSFORMERS EDITION* on Nigerian Grounds...
Middleman you are on point

texaco1: my brother ,pls pls with all due respect kindly paardon me for my us of harsh language .but where aare the jobs in ghana?there are none .ghanians are finding it hard to feed and someone is advising people to go there that the pasture is green.that is a mirage.people run back to nigeria after staying one month in ghana .even ghanians were begging me to take them to nigeria.
i was in gabon in 97 and i can tell you that gabon is 4500000% better than ghana.
ghanians are the dirtiest people well only second to chinese anyway.
the only thing i can say ghana is good for is security u can get on the road anytime nothing will happen to u.

lol... Texaco you are funny bro.
I meant "if" one even finds a job in Ghana, thats why I said Angola is waaaaay better than Ghana in terms of Green Pastures, the prospects of getting a Job in Angola are Higher than Ghana.

Of all the countries in the world to go and school... Wetin carry you go India in the 1st place?
*Shakes my head, walks away*

@ OP; Where I dont agree with you wholly, is the part where you said Ghanaians are friendly people... You see they are, but not to Nigerians.
If I'v not experienced it before I prolly would have held my peace, those peeps have an Element of Prejudice 2wards Nigerians, and that alone can affect your chances of getting/keeping a Job or good accomodation (if you disagree with this fact, then you have'nt been to Ghana in a loooooooong while).
They basically have a system that does'nt favour foreigners esp Nigerians.
To me Ghana's just a Visit spot, not a hussle spot.
I'd prefare Angola to Ghana on the grounds of what you pointed out.

Scun: Go and watch the match against Guinea in Abuja where we failed to qualify for AFCON 2012 and come back to tell me about Osaze again. People have short memories. It's not a coincidence that he has just 9 goals for Nigeria. Even Mikel has 4 despite playing less than him.

I have seen Osaze perform in the EPL currently, I have seen him on other previous appearance's for Nigeria, his 9goals for the position(Musa's postion, he did'nt play as an all out striker@the time I hope you know?) he played was'nt bad at all, he's got the experience and got the venom we need to assist this present team...
Be very sincere, are you tryn to say Musa, Babatunde, Ideye, Akpala, or Ujah are better than Osaze, like seriously??

Scun: Go and watch the match against Guinea in Abuja where we failed to qualify for AFCON 2012 and come back to tell me about Osaze again. People have short memories. It's not a coincidence that he has just 9 goals for Nigeria. Even Mikel has 4 despite playing less than him.

I have seen Osaze perform in the EPL currently, I have seen him on other previous appearance's for Nigeria, his 9goals for the position(Musa's postion) he played was'nt bad at all, he's got the experience and got the sting...
Be very sincere, are you tryn to say Musa, Babatunde, Ideye, Akpala, or Ujah are better than Osaze, like seriously??

[quote author=collins.123]Shut up your mouth![/quote]Dude I hope you know Osaze was not dropped from the team because he was not delivering quality football, he was dropped because of interpersonal issues esp in the dresser room and his latest feud with Keshi...
He is still one of Nigeria's most lethal attackers with a sharp eye for scoring, so dont diss him like that ok?
he is miles better than Akpala, Ujah, Musa, Ideye and Babatunde.
If he can be forgiven by Keshi and he promises to change and be of good conduct- "I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH HIM ON THE TEAM"
just to let you know

emiye: Osaze should not be recalled to the team, we will get it right soon without calling the old legs.

For those shouting emenike ......., he could have flopped also in this tournament, just as IK uche was a flop in AFCON. We will get it right, very very soon, the most important hurdle for the team is to qualify for 2014, world cup, Lots and lots of friendlies using a mix of players will give us a solid team at all compartment of the game , we have guaranteed players at the defence at the moment (omeruo,oboabo, efe, echiejille), the midfield and the forward are were the real work needs to be done. Eagles will soar. Mark my word. A world class team with a bunch of early twenties guys. The super eagles destiny is so bright. If we make it to the 2014 world cup, we will be the first african team to make the semi finals .

Perhaps you have'nt observed that although Musa is quick, he has no tactical intelligence? And yet he plays full 90mins (Left to me as coach, "if" I was to include musa in my team, I'd introduce him as an injection player at the end of the game *that is after he las learned to cross sensible balls*)
Or you have'nt noticed this current crop of S.E strikers are all impotent, Ujah, *Ideye*, Akpala?
Look dude, either Osaze, Martins or Uche should be called back, there should be balanced mix of experience and youth in every team, packing up a Bunch of home based youngsters who still have a lot to learn to Major competitions does not make any sense at alllll...
I.K Uche underperformed@ the AFCON competition because he was fatigued and needed to be rested, mind u he scored almost all the Goals during the qualifiers.
By the way I'd love to pair Emenike and Osaze up together

Uyi Iredia: I've seen Shay Given catch better shots than Forlan's.

Dude call a Frog "a Frog", Diego Forlans goal from that Range was Unstoppably UNSTOPPABLE- its one of the Best Goal's I'v ever seen, point blank the end...
Thats why defenders try to avoid opponent players from having that kind of instance in the first place...

Well S.E's are out of the competition cuz Uruguay you can trust, will beat Tahiti@least 8-9 Goals and theres no waaaaaaaaay Nigeria's gonna beat Spain by even 1goal, not to talk of beating them with a Huge Goal Margin.
You see why they Should have beat Tahiti@least 10-0 too?
BTW, if I ever see Musa, Ideye, Ujah and Ogude wearing National colours again ehn... Hmmmm I will... I will... I will... Infact make I no talk.

I knew they could'nt win Uruguay, but I @least hoped for a draw... Oh well S.E's are out, cuz there's no waaaaaaaaaaay they gonna beat Spain & assuming they do, Uruguay's gonna beat Tahiti @least 8goals.
Unless Nigeria beats spain 4-0 which aiiiiiiiiint gonna happen... *SMH*

Who'll replace Oduamadi now wit this his injury?

Musaaaasaaaaaaa kai!

Ideye shot deflected for a corner

Kai! Tahiti don suffer
Torres and Villa on Hat-tricks

costan306: Any striker spain features today will double his career goal tally.spain 40-0 tahiti.Ball possession spain 95-5 tahiti.the will only touch ball wen the pass it after spain must hv scored

Bro you are sooooooo right, this is the kind of redemption that Fernando Torres has been fasting and praying for... God has answered his prayers, even if he is feilded for 25-30mins.
BTW during the match, Casillas could shave his armpits while having a Cuia drink, or he may as well leave the post for a while to go have a Brazilian luau with the Amazon chics@ Rio, as per he is a fine boy. *just saying*

Kagawa really standing up to the Japanese high expectations... Nice try Kagawa

So what of my old License that expires by 2015, whats gonna happen to it, goes down the drain?

2tex: A
U can @least tell d frog how to become better. It wudn't hurt.
...and u also said Mikel was a disgrace. I wonna know why?

lets look@ J.O.Mikels records a bit shall we; individual and team efforts.
1- Second best player FIFA youth championships
2- Second best player AFCON
3- Second best player in Africa CAF on 2 occasions
4- second best midfeild player in Africa CAF currently- just behind Man city's Yaya Toure
5- Champions league winner
6- premiership winner
7- Video Game appearances
8- AFCON winner... The list goes on
yet he struggled to make an impact in midfeild while playing against Teachers, Janitors, Drivers and Fishermen who have no Idea of professional football...
Mikel could'nt even score, coming from a player with a high Coaching career prospect when he retires...
Mheeen I was embarrassed

emmasege: I disagree with ur rating on Mikel. I would have given him 8/10 if he had at least scored in this match. But for that, I'd give him 6.5/10.

bro, Even if goalkeepers Start Scoring Hatricks in a match, Mikel wont score*funny fing is, he's like that on Video games HE NEVER SCORE'S*...
one of my grieviances with Mourinho, who wiped away his scoring flare & turned him into a.. well... I hold my peace @least he's a good passer of the ball, we'll just have to manage.

2tex: Kai! Nigerians are so insatiable.
When u criticise, u also try to profer solutions okay?

I'm just calling a frog "a frog" point blank, the end.
By dway I aint Nigerian Like that...

With no Moses and no Emenike, what did you expect?
Oh you thought Ideye would turn into Benzema or C.Ronaldo or what?
Musa from the get go is very fast, but lacks final touches *like a screw-wind and go toy motor car*
Mikel embarassed himself period... a player of his level, kai smh.
Efe Ambrose was not even half of himself.
Lets face it Echeijile still has issues, has'nt convinced me yet in the T.T VS E.E leftback debate yet.
Ogude is not a.. lemme not talk sef... Where the heck is Joel Obi?
Omeruo keeps justifying why I prefare experienced defenders to teenagers.
Godfrey.O well he was jetlagged,
Ujah I dont know how got called up to the team.
Oduamadi should really work on his pace.
Stephen Keshi weeeeeeeeell its obvious he was jetlagged yeah + Amokachi too.

chess guru: Loolz did you J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ quote my whole post without reading it??
The fact that you J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ said that every single member of the team (including d hatrick scorer himself) was below par simply goes to show you that they where all stressed and not 100 percent ready for d match.
I couldn't careless what uruguay or spain hit tathiti with. The real test is against uruguay. That's where you will have the right to say if the eagles did badly or not.
Till then, give dem the benefit of the doubt (jetlag etc etc)..dey won by 6-1 dammit !

My Brother when Tahiti scored the thing PAINED me ehn kaaaaaiiiiii!
I felt like crying when I saw teachers, Janitors, Drivers and fishermen basically Noooooooormal regular people who have no Idea of competitive soccer events, celebrate a beautiful goal against SEASONED PROFESSIONALS of which some even have international coaching careers after they hangup their boots... It means something was fundamentally wrong- Kai
even if I was jetlagged or fatigued bro, an amateur can never teach me the basics of my Job.
Thats my beef with SE, they let amateurs teach them about team work!
And Keshi just sat there with Amokachi looking like.... (oh I forgot they were "Jetlagged" )
BTW why is Keshi still experimenting with his team at this stage whyyyyy? he obviously knows there is no striker and yet he stubbornly refused to include either Martins or Odemwingie with Emenike out injured.

I dont know why Keshi decided to Axe Martins and Odemwingie completely when they still have game in them... There's no Emenike ok fine include Martins or Odemwingie nope Keshi still wants to play hard.