₦airaland Forum

I don't tell a lot of people when I'm returning when I visit Nigeria. That's when they remember their "friend" needs something from Nigeria. How much is weed sef? If you can't afford to smoke weed then don't smoke or beg for claro. Easy peasy.

Basketmouth, Okey Bakassi, Bovi etc laugh at their own jokes.

I clap for myself when I reach a business target.

She's probably under the influence of drugs. Nigerians blame everything they don't understand on rituals.

Kokaine:
All hakumun takathur

Hata zurtumu makorbir

Kala saofa tahlamun

Suma kala saofa tahlamun

Kala lautah lamuna ilman yekin

Latara unal jaheem

Suman latara una ainal yekkin

Suman latus aluna yaoma izin anil naeem.



Tell your muslim friend to translate for you

Nigga get your Muslim northern terroristic Boomboclat outta my space. You think I have the time to translate crap

g4gerald:
U cud have been right if only the dead knows the value or how expensive the coffin is. Am not a vanity crew member, but for once I agree wit them on dis. This is totally waste of money that living cud hv used for something better rather they choose to gift the termites an expensive meal

If I was diagnosed with a deadly disease and I decide to spend my money on drugs, alcohol and women, would you say it's a waste of money too? Everyone has a right to spend their money how they want you know.

debbydams:
All is vanity

Poor man's mentality. When it's your turn, let them wrap up in bagco super sack and bury you, you hear.

There are some stories you hear twice, as a kid and as an adult and it hits you differently. The Shell company shouldn't be in Nigeria anymore. They killed Saro Wiwa. Bribing people to give false testimony against their brethren in their own land. Jeez I'm ashamed for the Nigerian leaders. The leaders of powerful countries like the USA, China, Russia etc would have shut down the company long ago. No amount of money is worth selling yourself respect as a person, a company and even a country.

Something better kids dey get like four. Some cars are worth more than 200k. 200k is not a lot of money as you are emphasizing.

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Why not 6 cakes?

one cake baker Bleep up and failed to deliver lol

MC Hammer and Shaq have been following me on Twitter for a long time. Wet in make I do?

dealbest:
if you are in a none english speaking country for 4 years and you cant speak the basic then you dont deserve to be there

Knowing the basics of a language and speaking the language are two different things.

Danisaint112:
Dude have you been in Finland I know Nigerians in Finland who are crushing it bigtime in Finland

Yes I have been there many years ago. Of course there are Nigerians doing alright there. The point is one needs to learn the language to get good jobs. I don't see a man in his 40s with a wife and kids learning a new language especially one like Finnish, Polish or even German.

Danisaint112:
I will support Finland cause english is spoken in Helsinki which is their capital.

English is spoken in the other countries too but fluency in the language is a requirement to get a job unless for some cleaning jobs or expat jobs.

Tats:
Why you never learn the language na?

Na age o. I cannot be cracking my brain

Pesb:
Finland, Denmark, Netherlands, Ireland, Australia, new Zealand & Japan

Stop chatting shit. Finland, Denmark, Germany, Netherlands and Japan requires him to learn their language. It's not advisable. I have been in a non English speaking country for four years and I never learn the language.

RealEzee:
all fingers r not equal ooo no too reason like Dat my guy, no b by lazy ooo, make i kuku dey go abule Egba sef protest don start for Dia

Yes all fingers aren't equal but now is not a time to be begging for money to "eat". Be safe in the protest ✊

RealEzee:
Haba y u dey talk like dis, u know if em house far from there?

No food for lazy man. People dey waka for one hour to just protest.

Brainet4545:
Real life o. Who didn't know about upper class hotel story then.

Never heard of it. The story is really heart breaking.

Is this a movie script?

You forgot to add Akolade Arowolo. Dude murdered his wife in their isolo apartment. I knew the guy and didn't like him from the first day I met him. He was a neighbor and he seemed like an arrogant and proud guy.

If I was SARS, you will pay for looking like a runz girl.

Those beans look yum

open an aboki store

I only see two Yorubas and no Hausa. I smell a conspiracy theory.

Quick judgement, well done

Seems a rat smashed a lizard and they produced offsprings

I think we all know where she is.

Give a dog bone, leave the dog alone, let the dog roam and it will find it's way home. -DMX

tragergeorge:
Wish I could have a phone conversation with you,,
I understand your point and I not trying to justify stealing. ...
It just sucks when people who wanna work can't get a job ,,next thing you'll label them lazy,,,
Our system is bleeped,I'm no justifying Yahoo but brov,,,boys no get any better choice....

Look am na bros,,,did you see what our govt was sharing as parliatives during the lockdown

Being an agent is a job anyone with a smartphone can get and start immediately and the good thing is there are many departments of agency. Shipping, real estate, cars, stocks/shares etc.

Bad as e bad, they become an apprentice in mechanic, electrician, carpentry, shoe or bag making etc do something legit, something in demand and improve on it but they are lazy and they don't want to do the hard work, they prefer duping people online.

Yes the system is effed but people are making money legally, starting small businesses without paying taxes for the first year. That effed system has it's advantages.

There is no justification for fraud my brother, none.

rossovu:
I've been stopped by sars many times and I've never for once refused to unlock my phone for them but one day after checking my phone they found nothing, Then one officer turned to me and said "you're a cultist and a suspected kidnapper"
Na so them take carry me o ooo. #Endsars

You have sense, you didn't do sharp guy with them, give them phone, let them search the car and there won't be any killing. If you have a lawyer friend then next time call him or get a lawyer that you can always call. SARS save more lives than the Yahoo boys they are chasing. In every organization, you will always find bad eggs and those are the SARS guys "obtaining and harassing these hustlers". Ending SARS will increase armed robbery and kidnapping. Respect them abeg.