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Who said? I heard Abacha liked to be sodomised by his Indian whores with their dildos

More speculations.

Metro or ??
https://www.lacefrontwig.co.uk/images/michael_jackson_lace_front_wig.jpg

Too many piercings and tattoos. It's just scary

Scary can be sexy. Didn't you notice his steely arms(same with Jim Iyk's)? That's the real sht.

The guy is gross

No he's not. He looks very athletic and masculine only the rings are off the chain.

i doubt a definition has been invented for Rodman just yet.

Lol, he's sexy tho.

@Rebellious, I can show you some of mine if you like

Not taller than this below I guess?
[img]http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.onlinenigeria.com/member/images/content/ositapix12.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFifldNSAsMqInRUmF2bMwG87h8Hw[/img]

Lol, when last has Teco Benson directed a movie?

Who cares when he directed a movie last as long as he does a good job. He actually directed the much publicized superb movie called Explosion.

Non metrosexual Nollywood stars. Who's cuter?
John okafor
https://nigeriamovies.net/profilepictures/john.jpg

Or
Hakeem  Rahman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCMJF7UYI8s

Another good looking Nollywood brother
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/images/eme.gif

Jim Iyke an amphibian?   Some women know how to make a man feel small.

Isn't that why God gave us better tongues?

Chidi Mokem
https://nigeriamovies.net/pictures/chidi.jpg

Jim Iyke(middle)
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2408_6277_jpg364ca62de4a5e2942be708a34b152b51

Chidi Mokeme is what you expect your ideal masculine man to look like. Steely yet appealing

Jim Iyke looks more masculine than him.

E be like say na only me, but I reckon Desmond resemble Baba Suwe.

Lmao. what about Jim Iyke(I think they call him Nollywood sex symbol, him and chidi mokem)?

Lil Wayne is not metrosexual then. The man looks like a bag of rubbish

ouch.

what if she was flat-chested?

She'll still be a rubie for guys that love flat chested women.

i gave him egusi and eba to eat.

Is egusi and eba another coded Naija word for some nasty things men do to themselves behind closed doors?

Jim Iyk looks better. He's masculine all through  and his breathe smells male, yet very much  metrosexual.

that guy is fine all round.   Me sef as a guy i trip.

Eeeew; did you also pat his behind when you met him?

he looks like a banana to me

Ouch; he's certainly too feminine and will work harder to score a babe in America.

Because they tend to be more sensitive and behave better all round.

Don't we all like to see some thug in our men?

@topic, there's nothing wrong with metrosexual guys. In fact, the more metrosexual guys there are, the better the world would be.

Explain?

Jenny, that your friend is a foolish woman

Why should she reciprocate if the man is not playing balls?

Obama is no metrosexual. Eg of metrosexual black men are:
Usher
Kanye West
Diddy
Jim Iyke
Mike Ezurunye
Desmond Eliott(he's actually something else with those female trousers he wears all the time and I think they'll mistake him for gay in America)

Na so una dey look for trouble. You create in your mind an Adonis, influenced by images in the media, and then expect your partners to conform to such

Trouble is, you end up with a Boy Alinco and question where it all went wrong.

Better hang with a brother like me. I start my day with one Gulder, my trousers hang so low, you can see my ass crack, I start snoring
immediately after one round, and I will never let the lady have the remote control

No deception involved, what you see is what you get.

Lolol, so hilarious.

Some in the name of metrosexuality are now wearing blouses instead of shirts.
They're everywhere.
shirts with large lapel,loud colors and puffy sleeves
sound and looks like a blouse
And when they marry a man that ends up like the New Jersey governor they wonder how when their ideal man should be beautifying themselves in the name of metrosexuality.
The name even sounds gayish abi gayoid.
OSANOBUA!!!

I noticed that here in some men that visit the US from Nigeria. The fashion trend in Nigeria is so rowdy that men wear female jeans there. They are obsessed with multicolored shirts that are beautified with a feminine sense of colour. Wierd colours like torquise,indigo,pink are used to adorn these shirts.  I saw a dude wearing a jeans that has flowered embroidery around the back pockets last time I went to Naija and I was like wow.

my dear, i no do. When my mates are busy making money i'd be busy waxing and doing a landing strip?  
If a guy needs a massage he shld ask his wife or work out in the gym. Lifting weights can take some of the muscle stress away.

Massage is different because it'll relax the muscles and keep you from getting cramps  but if your man graduates from going to massage parlours to spa treatment, there is a problem.

Na only blouse?
Men now compete with women over who can wear the largest ear rings, men braid their hair now, wax their body hair and also go tanning.
What next?

I like my men dressing very well,neat and presentable but what I can't stand is a man that spends 6 straight hrs in a salon getting braids or guys that spend 1hr in the bathroom because they are waiting for the apricot scrub on their face to take action. Pedicure and manicure included.

The woman sef be wood.
2 months and 16 days?
[b]when some people can't last more than 2 days straight 
How did she manage?[/b]The man doesn't have proper skills
can't stay mad that long no matter what.
I need all my marital benefits

What of women that are married and are not getting any?  does it mean they should look elsewhere?

we're stakeholders in that part of your anatomy

Yep; we can as well cut it off according to our will.

The moment a lover thinks about someone else, apart from his/her partner is considered cheating. nor do i see myself forgiving him because i will not be able to trust him, how am I sure he won't go out of his way to do the physical cheating.
If he thinks about any other women, then am done with him , am gone without looking back

Attagirl!