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bigerboy200:
Which one u get?

bite my ass

Rubbish! Motors, so you did not see the 2015 Bluetec 4x4 mercedec or the the new 2015 4x4 Audi Q5 Or check out the 2015 volkswagen 4x4 Tuareg,

What the...........? if you ask me i woud say the men knows he is a man they just wanted to try some thing different perhaps

What the...........? if you ask me i woud say the men knows he is a man

Who da hell is olamide, am i supposed to know him? He must be an alien

Yes! It is! Access Bank is full of crooks that includes or any one who works for them

All this palaver? Just to propose to this ugly woman? damn!

Absolutely! Ridiculous! More brain washing of the gullibles, now they are worshiping and idolising some white junky of a man

I don't believe i would ever say this, but, end time chicken and it needs to get arrested and charged for murder, knowing nigerian police they will probarbly arrest the dead man instead

Miami11:
Pray and fast for your wife
Talk to her calmly about the issue
Divorce is a sin
Knee down and ask for forgiveness
Treat her right
Talk to your pastor
Take her for deliverance to mountain of fire closest to you
Try to make her happy,maybe she is bored
Maybe you are not doing enough to please her

what kinda advice is this Rubbish!? You this so called christians with your delusions, his wife clearly did wrong, and you are advicing the man to be nice, pray for her bla bla bla!, not divorce his wife? What kinda cookoo land do you live in?

Nigerians are very good in lynching criminals and any one who commits atrocity, i wonder why they did not lynch the police man

Bring it to me and i will give it to Amadioha! In 6 months Amadioha will quadruple your money

Una no get work? See as una still dey for one thread for 2 days , because say na woman palaver

Me i don dey go work, una well done o!, see you later.

refiner:
really??well send my greetings to dem,I knw dey must be cute.... and Fank God u re heedin to my little advice...yea my dear my Xmas was great and my new yr was glorious..... and if I may answer yes am a proud Igbo gal....y do u ask?

thanks! You look like an Igbo girl, like my aunties, (pretty and sensible ) and next time i am in nigeria i would like to locate you, so as to give you a present from England, if thats okay?, my folks are from the anambara state area next to unubi or Ekwulobia

refiner:
oh!!! yea....remembered nw...waoo its been long my dear...u went really far explaining who u re to me oo....av already remembered u from ur first sentence...so hw av u been all dis while...thought u must av fogotten me...hw re ur children?

i am ok, my kids are doing great! Your advice stuck in my brains; i didn't forget. Hope you had a good christmas and new year, if i may ask, are you Igbo?

Eeeeew! All these women looks old, fat and ugly!

Jeezz! She should consider wrestling as job, will beat the crap out of her opponents man! Thats huge!

You know? my uncle had a company producing chalks for schools in them days but he stopped producing lost contracts because the gorvenments began importing chalks and claimed his was made in nigeria, i blame nigerians because of their obssesions with foreign products

refiner:
hehhehe don't fink I remember u buh ur name look familiar tho....wishing u d best dear......and may ur wife,,,rich and beautiful find u dis yr.......amen.
buh I still dey young to marry ooo

we talked before on nairaland i am igbo born in england, i took your advice not to go all over the world having baby mamas, when i said i have child in south africa and england , and i shot a guy who tried to steal from me in south africa, you said you were scared i explained he did not die it was self defence, bla bla bla! any way happy new year

Aminat508:
hahahaha Otiigba1 happy new year dear. Send my gifts biko

no wahala! Its on the way to you already , may we marry this year and we give birth to triplets .

refiner:
my dear na so ooo....can't reply email.....will learn it soon tho

fine girl! happy new year!, how are you? Recognise me? , may your husband (rich and hansome one ) find you this year

Happy new to missspicy, happy new year to Aminat508 happy new to every body may you win American lottery this year (you have to play first to win ) may you give birth to twins, triplets and quadruplets, may you open your own church business, may you receive 5000 from buhari this year

StrawberryCream:
Im telling u
Havent seen one broke known pastor yet !!!
Metoo i get msg for una ... Deceiving in 2016 ... Dont ask me who told me .. Me too im touch by God
Make una begin send me money to give u the word

The day the scale falls from our peoples eye thats when .. Naija would move forward .

The people that brought religion to the country dont come out ith all this crap its us wey go over do .. From witches , demons, signs and winder,, ehn

as i predicted church business is the new oil business and all these so called pastors are just market traders and business men trying so hard to out do each other with advertisements (prophecy and predictions) and getting their Shops, businesses ready to sell to the gullibles in 2016, and also do not want to lose their customers to the new up coming church businesses (like my new church) and its a tax free business too so its a win win market, no cost price

Me thinks its time i open my own church business, church business is the new oil, now that oil has gone down in price, after all church is tax free, let me join in milking and scamming the gullibles before they wake up from their religious slumber and come to their senses

Abeg, who get or knows a building or premises i could rent for starters?
My church business is Christ The True Church of Ministeries LTD, we accept credit cards, cheques, and cash donations, if you don't have money go and borrow, we accept Goods and cars too like, Range rovers, ferraris helicopters building and landed properties, thanks and God bless you, the more you give the more ye shall receive if you are poor sell your shoes and cloths let your children go hungry as long as you come to my church with the money and don't bother attending if ye don't have money.

GMan650:
Sir, do u mean one has to pay a fee of #1k before entering Pastor Chris' church

really? Like nite clubs? , if it true then, thats it! I am going to start my own church business this year

Me think all these so called pastors are just market traders and business men trying to out do each other with adverts for their business for 2016, they are dusting their Goods and getting them ready to sell them to the gullibles in 2016.
Being that there are now too many church businesses There are now competitions so they all trying to make sure they won't lose their customers. To the new or old churches .

This is my own prophecy, by me pastor OTIÌGBA

Me thinks all these pastors are just market traders and business men trying to out do each other with advert for their wares for 2016, they are putting out their wares and dusting them to milk the gullibles in 2016, it boggles the mind

khenykhey:
Every pastor has a prophecy.

But not all are the same. If they'd spoken in unison from different parts of the world, I would have agreed.

For I think God could not have been saying different things about the same year to different people.****

My honest thought is, pastors are humans like You and me. Worship God like you have been taught and not fall Mugu for anybody. why would you accept negativity because someone said so?

ronu e daada my friend!

Happy New Year

Absolutely! How can one God speak to different people and say different things? I am not a muslim but muslim preachers or pastors never say different things or pray in different ways but christians have different names for their churches preach different things, prays in different ways, one would have thought that there is only one God, and that every thing churches say or do would be in unisons, does this mean then that God is partial and has his favourate pastor or that all them so called pastors are just liers? It boggles the mind

darkid1:
Honestly if someone broke your windscreen and ran you would wish he was even locked in your bunnet...so ya all saying abuse of power should just shut up.

About the guy saying he ran because he was afraid bla bla is a lie,he is a little rascal. If you do something bad by accident, be a man and approach them responsibly, they are also humans...he acted like an animal they treated him like one...sorry case sha, i pity the airforce guy...you cant fight luck, the boy was just a lucky chap

my friend go and sit your ass down! You think its ok for them guys to put some one in the boot of a car just because he broke their windscreen? I will break your wind screen and beat the hell out of you too and see how you like it , idiat!

If any one knows this man? Tell him to contact me through mod. I would like to start him up 5000 naira

Very funny, girl! Have considered writing comedy , this is brilliant comedy .