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I am a guy but you are an evil person.

For 15 years. You dey make am abort severally. You don't want to marry her, you don't want her to have children for you...even when she don't clock 34 years old...

So she should just stay and you'll be impregnating her and making her have abortions with no plans to marry her...you dey destroy her life buy you dey complain sey she run comot.

I wish her the very best because you are very very useless man.

Agile transformed me from struggling to thriving

adeniyioluokun:
2 units of newly built mini flats for sale
08082065553

How much and where

We have individuals who have covenanted their souls with wicked demons in in theri pursuit of power.

Their mindset is to steal , kill and destroy in an endless cycle.

Nigeria will continue to remain in this ugly state until we get upright and decent people in government.

obembet:
Good News for Chelsea Fans. At least he will use the opportunity to build the team to standard.


I wish they give him contract, I believe in lampard.

Are you kidding me

greatopec:
Good day Nairalanders
I will be 40 on Oct 19 this year and I am scared the kind of life I have always desired may not be
achievable. Let me list these things that worries me so that you can probably advise me or assist me in achieving any of them.
1) By 40 I had wished I will be living in my house with cars in my garage
Current situation- I am a salary earner who eagerly waits for the salary to drop before my family can eat conveniently every month.
2)I love cars and driving. Was thinking of getting a good car for Uber business.
Current situation- I have not been able to gather enough money to buy a car for Uber or personal use.
3)Seeking greener pasture abroad.
Current situation- I have not been able to have enough disposable income to even get a passport to start with in the first place.
4)Self development. I had interest in programming so I decided to learn coding and all that. I started with free code camp and also this thread by iyenimofe on nairaland has been so helpful https://www.nairaland.com/1383359/learn-web-design-live-nairaland/6#17571611
The issue I have progressing is that of enough data subscription to watch more tutorials.
5)Acquisition of at least Masters.
I have a passion for learning and self development but I struggled to have my HND with distinction. Gathering enough funds to start my masters program has been an uphill task.

Little about my background
I am an HND graduate
I have a sister who am responsible for also.
I have a wife and two kids.
I work 8-5weekdays

1. Look for Scholarships and tuition free schools in Europe and USA

2. You don't plan travel with "disposable income" You make it a priority and do what needs to be done in stages.

3. You have too many conflicting goals. Decide what you really want and focus on it.

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

No bid deal.

1. Don't argue loudly with anyone. A lot of crazies and frustrated people, they can shoot you at the slightest provocation

2. Don't drink and drive ever. If you get into an accident you could end up in prison and get your license suspended for up to 3 years...you go enter bus tire.

3. Don't ever try to bribe anyone. Submit the required documents and you will get your response in good time.

4. Don't touch a female anyhow ...she can report you for sexual harassment and can land you in jail and your record tainted making it hard to get a job.

5. Don't push slap or beat anyone no matter the provocation. Except in self defense when the person touches you first. Battery and assault carry jail terms

6. If a female tells you no, just leave her alone ooo. Rape accusation has destroyed many young men's lives without redemption.

7. Mind your business and don't try to correct your neighbour's anyone's child oo..or even carry them unless na very close family.

8. If police stop you for a traffic violation when driving keep your hands where he can see and politely do as you are told. Don't try and bribe or resist arrest..if you are innocent you could get a good lawyer and sue and make good money.

9. Don't go and piss on the road in the street. A young Nigerian was shot dead in one of the hood's for doing this a few years back.

10. Don't go knocking on people that you don't know door's without invitation...some people will not ask you what you are looking for and will shoot you dead for tresspassing on their property.

Long and short, your record is your life..don't let any thing damage it...if not you many doors will be closed to you for a very very long time.

shegzhkn:
You must be guy of extreme value then, married to one too I guess??

Yea. There is a time for everything. This stage of my life is to put in the work to raise my kids so they turn out right , do well for themselves and give me peace of mind in my later years.

shegzhkn:
Lol, otipor, otipor.
Caucasian nko, are they taking you serious??

They were the easiest for me back then. But I'm not on the market now and more important things like fatherhood has taken over

Merch:
Date a black american chick at your own peril, they are worst than naija girls

Lol. I avoid them like leprosy. Na only the ones wey dey go church steady you fit manage, even those ones dey unpredictable

Bvlgari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1CMH5bGqn0

Lady accosts her husband of 22yrs at his side-chick's home

Stupid woman. You are separated already, the man has moved on.

GoldenJAT:
This gist no complete!! Wetin Cubana cap Davido??

It no fit pass sey shey na him brother for movement hin dey relate to like that?

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!

Few days ago, I was on a transit when I spotted this. The passenger was sitting at the front, so when he crossed his hand at the back of the driver's seat, just right in front of me, I spotted this Rolex watch he was wearing.

I decided to take some pictures and a video. I want to know if this watch is an original Rolex watch or just normal watch. How much do you think this watch he's wearing will cost?



Sannun ku!

Below are pictures of the watch;

Rolex watches are mad expensive. You can't wear Rolex and be riding a bus.

https://www.swisswatchexpo.com/watches/rolex/?gad=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw0ZiiBhBKEiwA4PT9z7nlgetD_ZbyWJYdEYgmEQrbARzCzN97Dw5Xcn_88IuNjmJl5nz_IxoCFgIQAvD_BwE

lokobyforch:
If are not married this is definitely for you, take your time and don't bow to pressure...we have a lot of harlot in wife form, be careful...and for those of us that are married, abeg try fu*k your wife well, most married women are sex starved.

By their actions and inactions they turn off their husband's sexual attraction to them.

Small small betrayals, undeserved nagging, big time selfishness and unnecessary stubbornness will eventually make that man loose any feelings for the woman.

SalamRushdie:
Most cities in Nigeria don't need airport, they do t have the numbers of air travel interest to drive them

Think before you speak. Every state should have at least one airport. Not just for passengers but cargo as well.

I should be able to fly from any state to any other state. Facilities will create demand.

Demonicus:
Nah, IMO that bond brouhaha is bull sh*t,

They only pretend to draw closer to each other, so they can be aware of each other's weakness and capitalize on it.

Drop your guard down and you'll be 6ft below the ground.🥲

I agree. There are some things that can not be unsaid or undone...and so are their consequences.

I am an extremely patient person and give people so many chances to redeem their image and so if you push me to the point that I have to call you out or fight you...there is no coming back and that friendship is over and done with...no matter how sorry you feel.

sonature1:
Tinubu cannot have unlimited access to the treasury of Lagos and still be involved in drug peddling. Some things don't just make sense. The story is hard to believe.

Never underestimate the power of greed. And a man's passion for something.

Mrwhite09:
my life has bleeped up, i was born on 14-04-1994. 29years old on this earth with nothing to show and the future doesnt look bright when i look into it. growing up i was a brilliant child always coming top of my class, my mother had a great hope on me,she thought that i was gonna grow up nd be successful or useful but unfortunately here i am useless as letter p the word psychology. i know my life is stagnant and bleeped up when i look at my childhood friends the guys that i grew up with, all my best mates are doing well. all my close friends when we were children are now with jobs and business while i work at construction sites carrying bricks like i am the one who insulted god. it hurts me when i see my friends married and own houses and lands while i wallow in poverty, i dont know who i offended in this life, im writting this with tears flowing down from my eyes. my life bleeped up because god created me with lots of sexual desires. my doom started when i was in junior secondary when one of my uncles dash me a java phone nokia3110c instead of me to use that phone to play games like my friends do, i discovered porn (waptrick) right from that time 2009 i still have never gone a complete week without watching porn and jerking off, since from that time i lost focus all i think about is get money buy data watch porn and jerk off. since 2009 i hv been living with pmo addiction in silence instead of me to get my life back nd be free from this addiction that stagnate my life another doom befall on me which add more pepper to my life (gambling addiction) 2021 i was a corper serving in kaduna state during these days i manage to raise 380k from my alawee, i thought about how to invest it nd be generating something from it then i discovered football betting via this nairaland nd within 2months i lost all that 380k and go back to my city empty handed. my life now is suffer in site, earn 1500, stake and lose it, go to my room, watch porn, jerk off, nd sleep (repeatedly). i am tired i tried nd tried to quit but always fail its like im cursed its like someone casted a spell on me. how can i get my life back? is it not too late for me to start afresh? will i ever be free nd live a normal life? i need advices abeg

Change your phone to one that does not browse.

You see porn as a problem but it is not if you stop feeling guilty about it.

Go and learn an in- demand work place skill that will set you apart from many other people and look for those who need that skill and sell yourself to them.

Whatever thing you do in this life, never stop learning and improving yourself

Question is are majority of Africans black skinned? And are Caucasians white skinned?

Nato008:
Something that happened since 2020....why now?

Once you put your mouth for Nigerian politics in public you become a marked man for destruction by politicians

lollyloly:
Please can anyone recommend any affordable shipping company to me, I want to buy some items from USA then ship to Nigeria. I use mall for Africa before but they are no longer in business

What do you want to buy and how soon do you want to get it. How large are they.

This man us being hunted for his prophecy on the presidential election that does not favor APC and Tinubu. They are scared of his prophecy and are simply punishing him and trying to shut him up.

TemplarLandry:
Probably his passport was flagged by the DSS.

Exact same thing they probably did to Peter Obi.

Bobloco:
A herb vendor with the username Mideshaven has called out Davido’s Logistics Manager and socialist, Israel Afeare, popularly known as Israel DMW, for blocking her after collecting N800,000 from her.

The herb vendor made the call in a video shared on Instagram on Friday.

In a now trending video on social media, Mideshaven said, “I contacted Israel DMW for an advert promoting my herbs on his page. He charged N1 million, and I deposited N800,000.

“@isrealdmw wants to rip me off 800k. I am calling online because all effort to reach him has failed. I’ve been begging since December, I sent emails to the Dmw lawyer and managers to speak to him no response guess they didn’t see it.

”In December, I contacted Isreal DMW for an ad video of him promoting my herbs to be posted on his page. He charged one million, and I paid N800,000 deposit when he did the video, and I like it, I’ll send the balance so he can post.

”So, I met him at the airport to give him the products, but he never told me he can’t post. A few days after, he started asking for balance, and I asked for the video. Then he mentioned he can’t post at the time because of what happened to Davido’s son, but he had never told me this before. So I asked for a refund, and he said 30BG don’t refund. Okay, when will you post? He said he doesn’t know.

”After he mentioned this, I also understood the situation, and I was like, I didn’t even think of this, and you didn’t tell me either. Meanwhile, the money was my marketing budget for December. So I said okay, make the video since you can’t post, I will take it to blogs to promote, but he refused, and he said I should send the balance first. And I was like wouldn’t that be stupid of me to give him more money when I haven’t gotten value for what I paid before. he blocked me, and any number I reach him with will block. He has blocked four numbers so far.

”It was just this month after the album launch that he posted a picture of my product bag on his story. This was never what we agreed after waiting four months plus. So when I called him, he said I should bring 10 million for video. Tunji Dmw also talked to him, but he still refused.”

https://dailypost.ng/2023/04/14/herb-vendor-calls-out-davidos-manager-israel-dmw-over-n800000-business-scam/

Some people are just naturally wicked. If the girl do am strong thing and he begin to suffer, him go dey beg for mercy and pity...meanwhile na wetin him chop na him kill am.

You take what you brought if you are leaving.

Fight no dey there

True talk.

My BP had risen to 200/148 by the time I went to Fire service to check. They used 3 different machines just to confirm because the readings were unbelievable.

They told me I was one step away from slumping dead, heart attack or irreversible stroke and should go to the emergency right away.

I did and found out that vital organs were already being affected.

African men too dey unnecessarily stubborn and the thing dey kill us.

SKIBiNSKI:
You are contradicting yourself, if christ's parents were warned and if they had listened then the death (fate) of jesus wouldn't have happened, co's the same fairy book called bible tells us and christians read from it and confirmed that Jesus christ's fate was to come and die to save them from their sins. sinners so called would then not be saved, so why would they have fleed with Jesus? Or listened to the warnings? And if God woulda saved him why should they obey the or listened to the warnings? The bible can be very contradictory, everything written in that book by humans is questionable. Do you know how many times the bible has being edited and written again and translated differently before recent days?

It's late you can go to bed now

SKIBiNSKI:
So if it is by fate why does it need to be revealed or averted? Or is it advert? If It is fate, it will surely happen, so why prevent fate? And if it is by design who designed it to come ones path? If your fate is to become a millionaire why prevent it through praying? Look you are right i wouldn't comprehend it co's it is not logical. It is some made up shit. People die daily, does it mean they shoulda listened to prophets, prophets cannot even predict what could happen in their own lifes let alone other people's lives.

What you are bringing up is nothing new. The question on the relationship between Freewill and Determinism is as old as man itself. I will not start engaging in an argument that will never end.

Important fact is that the incident is seen and a remedy is provided if applied correctly.

Also, predictive text is a good and bad thing if you are not paying close attention. Averted is the right word.

Even Jesus Christ parents were warned of sudden death for him and instructed to flee into Egypt. Mary did not say because the child was special..she won't move and God should save him anyways.

She obeyed and avoided sudden death for Jesus at Herods command.

SKIBiNSKI:
Absolute rubbish! Hocus pocus! I have being clubbing drinking, having sex with different women and smokes weed since i was 16, after 30 years i am still here doing the same thing! Your so called pastors are liars and scammers

You need to learn comprehension of passages.

Wether a person is partying and frolicking with women or not has nothing to do with sudden death.


It is what turns up in an individuals path either by fate or by design that is revealed to him to pray and advert.

The only thing APC is good at is propaganda.

Any thing else dem no sabi.

Devilish liars

Wagwanbrethren:
Rest with this garbage, my son!

Let me assume you are intelligent.

What parts of my opinion is garbage. Say something meaningful if your mind is not dense.

And I know that you no go pass 20 years as you dey so wey you dey open your gutter dey call stranger whey you no know your son.

If dem dash you gift wey go reduce your lifespan now your mama go dey cry for your burial.