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Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Attacks President Elect Asiwaju Jagaban Bola Tinubu Video by otipoju(m): 3:43pm On Mar 18, 2023

StreetFight:
Sour losers.

Somebody who was chased away from his father's house in Rivers by Nyesom Wike the wicked one, is now talking when men are talking.

He should go and join other useless celebrities who are on Twitter and Instagram spewing nonsense. Those are his mates

Wike will soon vacate the state house, then they can fight on equal terms.

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Politics › Re: Polling Unit In My Area In Alimosho Lagos - Photos by otipoju(m): 2:36pm On Mar 18, 2023

MissOpe:
Na here me sef dey doing the Lord's work of Inec.....

Nice one

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Romance › Re: Why's My Penis So Small? by otipoju(m): 10:09pm On Mar 16, 2023*

You are a grower not a shower.
6 inches when erect is decent. 7 inches when erect is above average.

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Health › Re: Why Does My Hand Shake Tremendously (propanol) by otipoju(m): 12:53am On Mar 16, 2023*

Go check your blood pressure and take care of your heart.

Drink plenty of water and begin to exercise very very frequently

Most of the sudden death that we Africans attribute to witchcraft are the result of bad hearts.

Our foods are delicious but extremely dangerous to our health. Our grandfathers survived because they were doing strenuous physical labour and sweating and burning the calories.

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Politics › Re: Oba Elegushi Fixes Oro Ritual On Election Day by otipoju(m): 8:54pm On Mar 15, 2023

Moh247:

I just love Oba Elegushi

Dubai is the most richest state in UAE

California is the Richest state in America

Texas is one of the richest state in America

One thing this States have in common is Indegeneship laws that covers their land territory and businesses, except for free trade zone outside the city.. you can't incorporate without a local

Oya try you fate in your God against Oro

I hope you know that Oro is a bamboo sticks with strings that are swing over the head at night by men.

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Sports › Re: Yana Voloshchenko: Brown Ideye Is Reason Why I Am Stranded In War-torn Ukraine by otipoju(m): 5:00pm On Mar 15, 2023

Guy has probably made up his mind never to step in Ukraine again because the girl dey suck am dry. but him suppose dey take care of his children. But some people are cold sha.

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Romance › Re: To All Japa Guys"dont You Ever Make This Mistake" by otipoju(m): 4:10pm On Mar 15, 2023*

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Hello guys!!!sequel to the story of a young man............I read somewhere today on nairaland............who hurriedly bring his so called Nigeria wife to join him in UK............

Unfortunately the wifey got in and started disobeying his words then again started CHEATING ON HIM RIGHT UNDER HIS NOSE..........

So I'd be sharing my own simp big brother story..........so others I'd learn from them both.......and from other who had made similar grave mistake..............

Okay.........mum collected loan so close to her retirement period and handed it to our first born(my brother).............we all settled for Dubai since the money wouldn't be completely enough to process other available option................

My brother............entered Dubai and hardly listen to us even when we tried complaining to him bout how hard the loan servicing was biting....................rather he'd end up telling us how he's been facing one wahala to another.................Hardly does he send money too.................mum even sent him money(my school fees) from Nigeria so has to cuisine whatever wahala he might be facing(that particular action made me lose my admission that year)..............

Okay years and year rolled by........... nothing much was done by him...............

Later..........what we heard from him was "he has moved his wife to be with him"...........and this is someone who always complaining how thing we're just terribly bad over there lol.....................Most painful aspect was that he never informed any of his family member not until late when he has perfected the travelling............

Mind u.......... all that was still acceptable by us Oooooo...........even tho the so wife never for once called on phone nor came to check on us in person if not for anything at least for her ageing MIL sake while she was in Nigeria.............

Same brother............still gather all his saved money and proceeded to send his wife to Germany for further studies...........while he himself stayed stagnant in Dubai..........only God knew how she manage to convincehim lol.............

Problem now is.......ever since she(wife)entered Germany she's has not being reasoning my brother matter again lol..........infact she instructed my own simp brother to get another wife and should stop nursing plan of ever coming over to Germany...........and even if he does she will never let open her door to him............btw they have a 6yrs old daughter in between them already Oooo.......

Funny enough..........late last year one of our cousins was interested in processing my brother traveling which wud have seen him leave Dubai for Australia.........but nigga was adamant he couldn't leave his wife...........

His saving grace now.......is that that my cousin is still interested in helping..........but then not to Australia but uk.........cos nigga is always lamenting bitter to us but then nobody seem to care except our mum...........
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Your brother is very selfish and dense. A woman that watches you betray your own family will eventually find it easy to betray you when she is done with you.

How you treat your family is how your wife will treat your family.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Sanwo-olu Abandons MFM...Runs To C&S For Help by otipoju(m): 4:10am On Mar 14, 2023

Naira20:
More like King Saul's Visit to the witch in Endor before he died with his sons in battle.

The Blood of those youths wasted at LekkiTollgate will not be in vain.
He still had the guts to deny it even after Desmond Elliott admitted by thanking the LSHA speaker for condemning "the wanton killing"...before making that derisive comment about " children " tweeting

Typical Nigerian. Always thinking that their own tribe or religion or mode of worship is better than others.

Na devil dem dey worship for cherubim and seraphim abi your so called pentecostal pastors and their followers are not part of the nigwrians that engage absolutw moral decadence and corruption that is in every spher of the nigerian society.

Shift go one side abeg.

Politics › Re: APC National Youth Leader, Dayo Isreal, Woos Obidients In Ikota/VGC by otipoju(m): 10:09pm On Mar 13, 2023

Money don exchange hands.

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Politics › Re: Top 10 LGAs In Akwa Ibom With Best Internal Roads.. Photos by otipoju(m): 6:53am On Mar 13, 2023

Simeonjoe1:
I wish that too
But good things cost money

The problem of Nigeria is not a lack of money. I know you know that already.

Politics › Re: Top 10 LGAs In Akwa Ibom With Best Internal Roads.. Photos by otipoju(m): 6:19am On Mar 13, 2023

grandstar:
How many Nigeria pay taxes, be it income or company? For VAT, barely 25% of it is collected

For the sake of argument, so if some people do not pay taxes, the rest that do pay hefty multiple taxes should not have adequate social amenities and the taxes collected should be embezzled by government officials.?

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Romance › Re: Let Talk About Bruno Fernandes by otipoju(m): 2:43pm On Mar 12, 2023

One of the skills drilled into you as an aspiring proffessional is to manage your emotions on the field and keep a clear head...and complaining when your team mate makes a mistake is drowned upon because you are also prone to error as well.

If you complain very often, nobody will take you very serious anymore.

Politics › Re: Top 10 LGAs In Akwa Ibom With Best Internal Roads.. Photos by otipoju(m): 2:38pm On Mar 12, 2023

Roads do not have to have heavy traffic usage before they are built. The roads should be tarred to everyone's doorstep. That is why you pay taxes.

It's not a privilege. It is a right.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Former VP, Pence: History Will Hold Donald Trump Accountable For Jan 6 by otipoju(m): 2:34pm On Mar 12, 2023

UltimateTiger:
Dear Lagosians remember how APC Cabals humiliated 'Gov Ambode' and installed inexperience 'Sanwo-Olu'.

Let’s come out en masses on the 18TH of March to vote 'Gbadebo Rhodes'.
Eluu P(LP) from top to bottom ✅

I believe Ambode is in a blackmailed tight corner right now, that’s why he’s silent ever since they booted him out because he refused to do evil Cabals bidding...
Say no to Godfatherism!!! ❌
Vote Labour Party ✅

Ambode was not a Saint. His crime was he stopped others from eating and was consuming giant portions.

So they know what he stole and the enemies he made in the process will nail him with facts and figures if he makes any funny move.

He knows where they hid their skeletons, they know where he kept his as well. So na stale mate .

Politics › Re: ‘it’s Deceitful’ – Soludo Replies Obi’s Call For Anambra To Vote LP Lawmakers by otipoju(m): 5:38pm On Mar 11, 2023

Do me I do you, God no go vex.
First to do no dey pain...second to do na him dey pepper pass.

Obi ride on , na man you be.

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Celebrities › Re: I’m Falling For Tiwa Savage – Spyro Opens Up by otipoju(m): 5:46pm On Mar 10, 2023

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!

Don't take my colleagues too serious, this might just be a publicity stunt to push the remix of their beautiful hit single "Who's your guy".

Am also thinking of the publicity stunt to promote my new single "Vibes alive".
Maybe I will go and snap close picture with Tems and bloggers will say we are dating and boom!!

Otilo!
Dbull don blow!!!

D' bull get everything but him no sabi sing. Go and get a voice coach, learn how to write rhyming lyrics ...you may stand a chance. But for now, you no get the natural talent.

...honest feedback after listening to your songs.

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Sports › Re: Klopp Admits He's Still In Shock About Firminho's Decision To Leave Liverpool. by otipoju(m): 5:43pm On Mar 10, 2023

If a player is no longer starting or coming on as a substitute frequently during games, it is best he leaves especially if he is at an advanced age.

He could go to a smaller club and be a regular starter especially when he has won a lot and has nothing to prove.

Family › Re: My Dad Send Me Packing Because My Mum Left Him And She Want To Go Back To Him by otipoju(m): 3:26am On Mar 08, 2023

Save yourself first and leave toxic people behind .

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Family › Re: Everything Is Wrong In My Marriage by otipoju(m): 11:18pm On Mar 07, 2023

Do you know know if that friend has saved his life in the past. Do you know if he is trying to protect you from them cause he knows what they are capable of?

Do you know if that is his gay friend. And you are just a nominal wife.

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Celebrities › Re: K1 De Ultimate Speaks On His Refusal To Kiss Wife In Public by otipoju(m): 7:53pm On Mar 07, 2023

Man simply did not want the red lipstick on his lips.

Nothing more nothing less.

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Politics › Re: If You Are S Yoruba And You Don't Support APC Tinubu/sanwo Olu You Are Omoale. by otipoju(m): 4:40pm On Mar 07, 2023

knowhowk:
Governor Umahi ,Gov.Uzondinma,Oshiomole,Wike etc Are they Bastard /Omo Ale Igbo ,Edo and rivers men too for Supporting a Yoruba Man ..Tinubu for President ? Since any Yoruba Man that Supports Peter Obi / Gbadebo is Omo Ale ...

El-Rufai ,Ganduje etc Left Atiku and Supported Tinubu ,Are they Omo Ale Hausa Fulani too

I'm a Yoruba Man but truth be Told ,Many of us are Full of Hypocrisy...Abosi ...

I'm not into Politics ,But anyone has the right to Vote for whoever they like.

I just tire for their matter and sometimes feel like slapping some sense into their head with their emotional blackmail.

There is even a Yoruba proverb that say that we cannot all lay down and sleep in the same direction. Meaning Yoruba culture encourages and accommodate expressing variety of opinions on societal issues without backlash.

I still cannot understand how you want me as a proper Omoluwabi to support a man who is the Patron of an army of violent thugs who extort and oppress market women and road transport workers morning, afternoon and night collecting all forms of irrational levies that can never be accounted for and remit to him because he gave them legitimacy.

This same man collects at least 10% of all taxes paid by residents and businesses in Lagos and no one can question him without being dealt with. Yet in spite of the billions he collects annually, no one can point to any school, hospital or bridge built by him for the benefit of the people he claims to love dearly.

You want me as a Yoruba man to support a man who is a thief that converts Publicly owned landed properties to his own. LASPOTECH stolen and converted to his TV Continental. School of Nursing is another example.

How can I support and follow such a thief?

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Politics › Re: Rhodes-Vivour, Labour Party Governorship Candidate Campaigns At Lagos Markets by otipoju(m): 12:09am On Mar 07, 2023*

helinues:
Gbadebo will lose this election even Jupiter residents go feel am.

Imagine those who care less about the development of their region want to impose a failure Gbadebo on us who has no family achievement not to talk of political achievements. Thunder punish devil

We go show una say SW na indeed Sophisticated West

Atowunrinwa can not lord over us

But it is okay for Tinubu and his gang of violent thugs to Lord it over you. Collecting owo Aaro, Owo Irole, Owo Chairman, Owo council, Owo load, Owo parking, Owo ticket from struggling bus drivers and market women who hustle in the sun and rain.

It's okay for Tinubu to continue to collect 10% from the taxes collected from all Lagos workers and businesses.

It's okay for Tinubu to continue to convert Public buildings like Laspotech and School of Nursing to his own personal property.

So we should allow a thief to continue to steal from us because he comes from the same ethnic group like us. If he really loves and cares about us, why is he oppressing and extorting is and stealing our property.

If to say the current crop of Yoruba politicians dey actually take care of their region, who go dey follow dem drag anything. Lagos Ibadan express road was/ has been unmotorable for over a decade, they can't merge forces and fix it, in spite of all the IGR being generated. Which hospital or University or bridge has the thief called Tinubu built in the last 23 years. All the Eleribu dem know how to do is to delay and inflate projects and block foreign investors who refuse to pay bribes and thereby block development from the region.

If Gbadebo enters make you go remove am...because his mother is Ibo and his father is a true Lagosian.

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Business › Re: American Like Voice Over by otipoju(m): 5:02pm On Mar 06, 2023

I can get you someone, but how much are you willing to pay for the persons services...and my own commission as well.

Politics › Re: What Is The Difference Between Competence And Capacity by otipoju(m): 1:23pm On Mar 05, 2023

You may be ABLE to do something...competence but not have the MEANS to do it... capacity.

A man may have excellent football skills...competence but not have the means to play at the world cup because he has a knee injury... capacity.

If you put him there in a match, even though he has the competence, he does not have the capacity and so he will be useless. Just like Tinubu who has the competence to be a Nigeria president, but does not have the capacity because his memory is terrible.

Politics › Re: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by otipoju(m): 8:16pm On Mar 04, 2023

FreeStuffsNG:
All of them who took days off to collect PVC must show they used the days off to actuallly collect the PVC.
If you took the days off and still do not have PVC then you will recieve query and refund those days off to LASG. shikena!
check my signature for free stuffs!

You deserve what you will get.

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Romance › Re: ... by otipoju(m): 9:05am On Mar 04, 2023

HellVictorinho7:
ko ti poju , make am 30 days, selfish thing.

21 is good. You can do 30. Na free service I dey render

Romance › Re: ... by otipoju(m): 4:07am On Mar 04, 2023

FemaleOutsider:
Hi

I just feel like pouring out my thoughts here cos there's no one to tell.

I'm turning 26 soon and I think I might kill myself one day.

Ever since I was a teenager, I've always had difficulty fitting in everywhere. My dad actively discouraged me from making friends, so I don't really know how to.

I just find it hard to be around people (I work from home). Whenever I go outside, I feel like I will have a panic attack. I can't get my face to relax. I start unconsciously frowning.

What's worse is that I'm not that pretty; I also have veiny hands due to lifting buckets of water. No one told me I was supposed to carry them on my head like a woman. Maybe if I had a female friend, she'd have told me

I just don't know what to do with myself. I feel suffocated. Can't turn to family. It's just too much

Everything feels so pointless. Like we're stuck in an endless loop of commerce and consumerism (earn, consume, earn, consume). How are you not losing your mind?

And please don't say pray to God, cos I'm an evolutionist, not a creationist. I believe that there is a source, but I don't believe in the Christian interpretation of it as a vengeful spirit that will make me burn in hell for eternity for something as trivial as wearing trousers.

Do you have any helpful advise?
I'd be glad if this can reach front page for more input

You need 21 days of good prick morning and night.
It will cure your depression and make you be smiling to yourself. If to sey i dey Lagos, I for help you.

Politics › Re: Tonye Cole APC Gubernatorial Candidate In Rivers State Deletes Message Congratul by otipoju(m): 5:01pm On Mar 03, 2023

AdaojoTheUrchin:
Chris Finebone, a.k.a Wike butcher. When that Saturday reach, carry your Selina or Shakabula come polling unit, come kill for Wike. Men dey wait you

Listen up, tell Wike that the best Thiefnubuu can do for him after killing his own people for electoral gains and stolen votes, is to ask EFCC to soft-pedal on his big head. Thiefnubuu has too many loyalist to pay with ministerial positions and other important post.

Except he wants to end up as NURTW management board chairman. Thiefnubuu can spare that one.

I have my sources close to Wike the big mouth cocaine smoker, and I hear say the guy belle don reduce, he has not eaten well in the past few days. UK and EU go soon revoke him visa, he has been blacklisted already. More hammer 🔨 dey come for am.

Send this message to him. Him regime don end totally. Heads or tails, Wike na meat for chopulating.

The guy really really miscalculated. What else does Tinubu want to give him that he does not have already.

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Politics › Re: Labour Party's Seyi Sowunmi Wins Ojo House Of Representatives Seat In Lagos by otipoju(m): 4:53pm On Mar 03, 2023

OBTOREPA:
Many of this guys will later decamp to Apc. This I've seen.

Very likely. But if they can have at least 5 to 6 governors and a lot of house of reps they may not.

Politicians are useless people though

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