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Education › Re: Man Shares WAEC Result Of Orphan Whose University Education He Would Be Funding by otomatic(m): 12:28pm On Aug 10, 2022
[quote author= post=115563713]This Is Good News Sighted By[/quote]Hahahaha. Congrats bro.
don finally sight good news for a change.
Celebrities › Re: Being Rich Is Only Sweet In Africa — Speed Darlington Shares Experience (Video) by otomatic(m): 6:05pm On Aug 09, 2022
I don't think so bro. Did you see Elon Musk doing his laundry too?
There are levels to these things.
You may seem rich in Africa but when you reach some places, you then understand that you have not started.
Politics › Re: INEC Backtracks, Recognises Lawan, Akpabio As Senatorial Candidates by otomatic(m): 3:52pm On Aug 09, 2022
INEC is always led by Professors without integrity.
Returning officers at the states are also always Professors yet results are usually doctored.
Professors o, who should be role models, showing the highest standards of discipline o and professionalism.

For them, working with INEC is another forum for collecting sorting.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi will Not Last If He Wins, He Will Be Impeached by otomatic(m): 4:44pm On Aug 08, 2022
The national assembly will not dare anybody whom the youths, against all odds, chose as the president.
If they do, then be prepared for a popular uprising.
Politics › Re: Obituary: Don’t Harm Our Son, Omatseye’s Family Pleads by otomatic(m): 4:00pm On Aug 05, 2022
The family is an irresponsible one. Their son wrote an article titled "Obi" about someone's son. Yet the family head is trying to twist the title to "Obi" even in the face of the printed evidence.
Crime › Re: Policeman Threatens Rufai Oseni Wth Gun. Broadcaster Says He Will Call Governor by otomatic(m): 3:11pm On Aug 02, 2022
naptu2:
Why did the mod add "Policeman Threatens Rufai Oseni Wth Gun." to the title? That's not shown in the video.

This was the title that I wrote when I created the thread: "Video Of Rufai Oseni And The Policemen That Stopped Him On BRT Lane".
Because sensationalism is what sells the news. In this case, sensationalism is what drives traffic.
Do not say I told you o.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by otomatic(m): 7:50pm On Aug 01, 2022
bjtinz:
Abeg GTfund users any update? I got the link to the new site but still can't log in. Called CC and advised to give some time.

Has anyone logged in to the updated site?
I Successfully logged in.
Business › Re: GTBank Website Hacked - Customers Cry Out by otomatic(m): 8:15pm On Jul 31, 2022
I thought site downtime is different from site hacked.
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Who Haven't Given Birth For Years Finally Gives Birth To Twins? by otomatic(m): 10:05pm On Jul 30, 2022
Lamom:
Hello peers


I have been observing this trend now and it has seen that it is a natural phenomena. Most couples whom i have seen online or heard offline after trying to give birth for years without getting one now gives birth to twins, Triplet and co . Is it that if they dont give birth,the woman's womb will keep holding on the eggs till years then release it when it meets a sperm?

Please is it a medical condition or natural?
The miracle of science.
The testimony of fertility treatments.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by otomatic(m): 3:23pm On Jul 27, 2022
iamrichiefola:
I just check my Stanbic IBTC Equity Fund (after a long time of not checking) only to find out that there have been losses. I checked just now and noticed more loss.

Would you advise I pull out my money or just watch it for some time?

[b][/b]PS: More than half of the interest accrued over time is gone
That's an equity fund. The stock market is tanking right now. I think this is a bad time to pull out because you will concretise the loses.
Education › Re: Nigerians React As ASUU Announces Plan To Extend Strike Indefinitely by otomatic(m): 7:57pm On Jul 24, 2022
Story. ASUU will call off the strike for election duty when it's time.
Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Begins Refining Of 60,000 Barrels Per Day In 2023 by otomatic(m): 8:49pm On Jul 23, 2022
Misleading title. Something wey dem de plan for 2023 na im you say "begins".
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 4:46pm On Jul 22, 2022
Today, Zenith dived 5% plus to close at the same price with Gtco.
Romance › Re: What Would You Do, If You Walked In On Your wife's Mother inLaw Like This? (pic) by otomatic(m): 3:17pm On Jul 21, 2022
AgentGoat:
What's wife mother in-law?
My brother! And I thought your wife's mother in-law is your own mother.
Travel › Re: Bear Ate Billionaire Couple And Pilot After Their Helicopter Crashed In Russia(P by otomatic(m): 7:34pm On Jul 20, 2022
DuvanZappatta:
Bears don't eat dead animals
'The remains of dead tourists after the crash of the Robinson helicopter in Kamchatka were dragged away by bears.'

That is from the second post the OP made.
Travel › Re: Bear Ate Billionaire Couple And Pilot After Their Helicopter Crashed In Russia(P by otomatic(m): 7:00pm On Jul 20, 2022
Light78:
There should be guns in every helicopter in case something like that happens again.


A billionaire should have a licensed pistol or short gun.
They were already dead before the bears found them.
Politics › Re: After Osun, Opposition Parties Will Go Into 2023 Elections With High Hopes by otomatic(m): 2:15pm On Jul 19, 2022
Not just opposition parties but voters too. Voter apathy will reduce in the coming elections.
Politics › Re: AAC Party Unveils Caroline Danjuma As Akwa Ibom Governorship Running Mate by otomatic(m): 8:54pm On Jul 18, 2022
You no wan win. You just want to be called a one-time governorship aspirant. That's all.
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by otomatic(m): 9:16am On Jul 18, 2022
Jokerman:
Pastor.... many of you still need to learn what the Lord Jesus Christ is about
I'm not a pastor and never aspire to be one.
But I know Jesus was disciplined enough to flog and chase out the money changers in the temple.
Why didn't he just forgive them?
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by otomatic(m): 11:12am On Jul 17, 2022
Enny2013:
Hmmm...
Wot of mine dat was delayed more dan 2hrs,bcs their almighty Doctor cudnt provide my pregnancy test result on time? D test I did 3 days to d wedding fah.
Not winners Chapel though!
Some churches give the couple a marriage list of items to provide.
Some, you buy suits for the officiating pastors and their team.
You even power the generators for that occasion which will last the whole day.
They even collect church offerings and do launching of church projects during weddings.
Such churches can afford to wait because you have paid them and they will make money out of your event.
Winners Chapel does not collect shishi. Not diesel money, no church offering, no project launching, no list of things to give the church or pastors, nothing.
And they would have stressed this issue of punctuality and what the bride and her girls will wear during narriage classes.
People should learn to follow rules.
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by otomatic(m): 11:03am On Jul 17, 2022
The church has 1 hour for wedding events and you are coming 35 minutes late. Is it 15 minutes that they will use to wed you?
And you were well aware that the event will start at 10 till 11 am.
Abeg free the church jor. You are not disciplined?
So people who are officiating (which is free, by the way) will just suspend their itinerary for the day because of you? Do you know another place the pastor has to be at after that 1 hour?
Did the church ask you to provide the diesel they are using to power the occasion? So you will just use your indiscipline to overshoot their fuel budget.
We want a better society but nobody wants to play their part. We want everyone else to be better while we remain spoilt brats.
Crime › Re: Stranded Boat Passengers Cry For Help As Gunmen Kidnap All The Men On Boat by otomatic(m): 4:29pm On Jul 16, 2022
Karlovich:
embarassed Hmm, Igboland!
And this one will still call himself a Nigerian?
Politics › Re: How Kabiru Sokoto Plotted To Kidnap Shettima’s Children At Borno Lodge by otomatic(m): 6:50am On Jul 16, 2022
This one na election yarns. It took 10 years to come up with this nonsense and ingredients.
Politics › Re: "Emir Of FESTAC Town" In Sallah Parade In Lagos (Pictures) by otomatic(m): 1:37pm On Jul 12, 2022
LegendHero:
Oga, there is even Eze Ndigbo in Oyo state.

No one give a bleep. There is only issue when the Eze go beyond their limit like we had in Akure the last time.

Aside that, life goes on.
If you pay attention to the argument, you will notice that Eze Ndigbo of Oyo is very different from Eze of Oyo.
The first title connotes a leader of Igbo people in Oyo( which is mutually beneficial to both hosts and settlers), the second has territorial ambitions (a direct threat/challenge to the host's territorial authority).
So, Emir of Festac will be different from Emir Fulani of Festac (or whatever appellation)
Properties › Re: Why Is House Rent Calculated 11 Calendar Month Instead Of 12 Calendar Month? by otomatic(m): 9:22pm On Jul 11, 2022
You rent should expire on July 10, 2023. Assuming you paid rent in January 1st, it should expire December 31st.
In the same way, July 11th to August 10th makes 1 month and so on till you count 1 year which is 12 months. That brings it to July 10th 2023.
Assuming your rent started on 1st July 2022, then it would expire on June 30th 2023 as your landlord says.
Politics › Re: Primate Ayodele: Peter Obi Not Ordained To Be Nigeria's President by otomatic(m): 2:09pm On Jul 11, 2022
JBriel:
True. I agree


Mark my post and check it by August-November next year. The hardship of Nigeria is just about to begin. And what is being experienced presently is child's play to what is coming.

Stop being enthusiastic about elections and begin to activate your Plan B. Nigerians.


If we look at the terrain from as far back as the Era of Tafawa Balewa, Nigeria always by default chooses the wrong leader. It has become so consistent that it is as clear as water that it is indeed a curse


The army rejected Ojukwu who was more educated and qualified for someone far less. Same with sacrificing Zik for a primary school teacher. It trickled down to MKO and the decline and degeneration continues


2023, Obi is by far speaking on development and progress and all. But Nigeria being cursed with her curse will live the right path, make the wrong choice because it wants to continue to gnash. I'm not igbo, neither an Obi supporter.

Even if Obi wins, he won't be declared winner


The North won't sacrifice its own because dog it's attachment to power and yes, Atiku is just a step from winning and being declared winner


Suffering will continue. Hardship will increase. Kidnappings and gang theft on road side is just about to enter another dimension. Mark my words.


There is a solution to Nigeria. But it has absolutely nothing to do with the presidential system of election

I will stop here for now
That is the power of foolish people in large groups.
They keep electing one of their own and then wonder how things keep getting worse.
Politics › Re: You Can’t Buy My Conscience, Igini Tells APC by otomatic(m): 4:06pm On Jul 09, 2022
Sack which Igini? The man is a well-known no-nonsense man.
Such a man should end up as the Inec chairman eventually.
The country will be better for it.
Agriculture › Re: Giant African Snails Force US Town Into Quarantine (pic) by otomatic(m): 9:03pm On Jul 03, 2022
I am surprised to learn that a 4 month old snail can lay thousands of eggs at a time. How come them no de reproduce so much in my area?
Politics › Re: "Sit Down And Shut Up" David Hundeyin To Pastor Poju Oyemade by otomatic(m):
Pastor wey no get the definition of Faith, that one na pastor?
Faith does not SEE, otherwise it ceases to be. Hence, it is miraculous. Biblically, "Faith is the SUBSTANCE OF THINGS NOT SEEN, THE EVIDENCE OF THINGS HOPED FOR." In layman language, it is the coming to reality of things one did not foresee but hoped or longed for, a miracle.
It is blind believe. We have Faith in God but do we see him?
Also, "Faith without work is dead."
Young Nigerians do not see a country to be proud of, yet they strive. They have faith! And this season, they are working to make it happen!
Give them the benefit of doubt.

Don't allow shenanigans to confuse you. Read the scriptures yourself.
Politics › Re: Hijab Ruling : Pandemonium As Lawyer Appears In S/court In Traditionalist Attire by otomatic(m): 7:10pm On Jun 23, 2022
muykem:
Supreme Court committed a grave error in their judgment. They should have said everyone should follow dressing code of his/her organisation simple. If your school allows it, so be it.
Thank you. We need sensible fellows like you, not people beclouded by religious sentiments.
Imagine the child of a babalawo being dressed in traditional religious attires to school, with the bangles on the ankles, making noise at every step.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's $12.24m Investment In Breweries Now Worth $5.38m - TheCable by otomatic(m):
He tried. The investment was NGN1.9B now worth NGN2.2B. That will increase if one adds dividends.
It's just that the exchange rate moved from 155 naira per dollar to above 600 naira per dollar.
The depreciation/devaluation of the naira is not his making. Its the fault of the FG that cannot manage the economy well.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 2:44pm On Jun 20, 2022
Mpeace:
By buying low and selling high. When ever your see your target stock falling, wait till its done falling and buy. Sell when it rises.
How do you know when it's done falling, to buy?

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