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BusinessRe: Breaking: CBN Increases Weekly ATM Withdrawal Limits From ₦100k To ₦500k A Week by otomatic(m):
Is there a circular to that effect on the CBN website?

Modified: circular seen.
PoliticsRe: Court Stops DSS From Arresting Emefiele: Full-text Judgement By Justice Tsoho by otomatic(m): 8:56pm On Dec 20, 2022
Emefiele has really terrorised vote buyers.
PoliticsRe: Court Stops DSS From Arresting Emefiele by otomatic(m): 11:24am On Dec 20, 2022
dyera:
Emefiele should be arrested. Four days after the release of the new Naira notes by CBN, banks ATM have not started dispensing cash. Is this part of their plan, it's almost Christmas, when will banks ATM start dispensing cash.
The old notes are still legal tender till January 31, 2023.
Are you saying that ATMs are no longer paying any money at all?
In which case you should report them to the regulator.
RomanceRe: Men, Avoid Marrying These Kinds Of Women[Photos] by otomatic(m): 7:57pm On Dec 19, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
Really....Tattoos too?

U have 2 tribal marks, stretch marks
scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my friend ......u be zebra?!!
Pally, you get bad mouth I swear. I don laugh sotey my sides de pain me.
FamilyRe: How Can I Move On by otomatic(m): 9:42pm On Dec 18, 2022
Pls stop saying I did nothing wrong. This is just pure romance scam. Saying you provided companionship in exchange for money is just you rationalising it.
Everyone doing romance scam can say so too.
CelebritiesRe: Nick Cannon Expecting His 12th Child: I Feel Guilty Not Spending Time With My Ki by otomatic(m): 9:29pm On Dec 18, 2022
Guy is a real cannon. Keep firing.
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu: Cartel, NIPOST Staff Colluded To Embezzle Stamp Duty by otomatic(m): 5:40am On Dec 14, 2022
In one breath, a cartel has cornered the money. In another breath, such an amount does not exist.

This statement is not clear.
CelebritiesRe: Korra Obidi Lands In Nigeria. Her Bag Ripped Apart, Money Stolen (Video) by otomatic(m): 6:04am On Dec 13, 2022
She de deceive her family people. She no carry money come.
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Convoy Almost Killed Me In Abuja – Tinubu’s Spokesman, Onanuga by otomatic(m): 11:39am On Dec 12, 2022
Pictures or ...
PoliticsRe: Political Parties Say Withdrawal Limits Will Cripple Campaign Funding by otomatic(m): 6:10am On Dec 12, 2022
They should fund it via transfers.
Science/TechnologyRe: Yemi Akinyemi Dele Selected By Yusaku Maezawa For Moon Trip by otomatic(m): 7:50pm On Dec 11, 2022
@Op, choose one: Nigerian man or Czech choreographer?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Quit My Job And Continue With Business by otomatic(m): 4:52pm On Dec 08, 2022
Is that 150-200K your monthly profit?
EducationRe: AAUA Students Dressed As Bandits Storm Class For A Presentation On Terrorism by otomatic(m): 9:43pm On Dec 05, 2022
Straight A.
Everyone understood the lesson.
HealthRe: 1-Year-Old Boy Drowns After Falling Into Bucket Of Water In Anambra (Pix, Video) by otomatic(m): 10:27am On Dec 05, 2022
Nunam:
How is this possible considering the size of the baby and the bucket?
My neighbour's 2 year old drowned in a similar paint bucket filled with water.
EventsRe: Calabar Carnival Returns After Two-Year Break by otomatic(m): 6:58pm On Nov 30, 2022
"Tourism is one aspect of culture..." abi culture is one aspect of tourism.
Anyway, December is Cally will be lit.
But there will be a lot of work to be done to clean up the city and bring back the crowds.
RomanceRe: Newly Wedded Nigerian Army Officer In Trouble For Posting Wedding Video by otomatic(m): 11:08am On Nov 27, 2022
Munzy14:
Person wey hate am for class don go report am because he married a beautiful lady grin grin

Na man dey fellow man.
Na true o.
RomanceRe: Newly Wedded Nigerian Army Officer In Trouble For Posting Wedding Video by otomatic(m): 11:01am On Nov 27, 2022
But he did not post it on an open forum. The membership of the WhatsApp group is limited to his course mates in military school. I don't understand it.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 3:13pm On Nov 21, 2022
Phlinx:
Pls be careful how you handle your money. Putting money in the NSE and holding the mentality that you are investing is a big mistake. I am not saying you cannot get ROI make money on your 10m I am simply saying you should not, must not approach NSE thinking you are investing.

If you want to put your money in something and go away for ten years, maybe you can look to NASDAQ and buy shares of a viable technology company this is far better than the NSE. However, this too IS NOT AN INVESTMENT!
Based on your last line, what do you consider as an investment then?
FoodRe: My Simple Recipe For Roasted Chicken by otomatic(m): 9:46pm On Nov 19, 2022
You didn't open it up?

It looks yummy, just that I'm not sure if i can endure for an hour for you to be doing this.

Enjoy your meal.
AgricultureRe: I Turned My Home To Garden Of Eden by otomatic(m): 8:58am On Nov 11, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Pictures of the Serpent or I don't believe it.
Garden wey serpent no dey inside, that one na Eden?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 8:58am On Nov 08, 2022
juniorrate:
15.5% is likely to be 365days stop rate for tomorrow auction and cbn might raise benchmark rate to 18% for next MPC meeting on 23rd Nov same like Fed
I doubt CBN will raise the MPR in the next meeting. This Naira redesign will increase bank balances and they may not want to increase costs for the banks. Especially as the banks will likely incur additional costs during this period.
PoliticsRe: FIRS Appoints MTN, Airtel, Commercial Banks To Collect VAT by otomatic(m): 8:54am On Nov 08, 2022
forgiveness:
Why is Glo a Nigerian Mobil company exempted from this arrangement?
Maybe we should all port to Glo since dem no go collect vat from us.
PoliticsRe: FIRS Appoints MTN, Airtel, Commercial Banks To Collect VAT by otomatic(m): 8:52am On Nov 08, 2022
culf:
God help us!

I enter street go hustle, dem comot vat. I carry remaining change enter shop to buy something drink, them still collect VAT. yet I pay for my water, I pay for my security etc.
what are they using my vat for?
Your vat is used to get fat.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 8:33pm On Nov 04, 2022
As you are reasoning this dom account, remember Lebanon. Government forced people to withdraw their dollars in the local currency at official rate. At a point, they even started rationing withdrawals to the extent that people were robbing banks for their own money.

May we not get to that point.
Foreign AffairsRe: UN General Assembly Rebukes US Embargo On Cuba by otomatic(m): 9:02am On Nov 04, 2022
29 times they have not obeyed the resolution on Cuba. What makes the 30th non-binding resolution different?
The185 countries should just disregard the embargo.
CelebritiesRe: Fans, Celebrities Mourn As Davido's Son, Ifeanyi Dies by otomatic(m): 10:29am On Nov 01, 2022
Obidient4life3:
Say no to swimming pool.
Very painful thing to experience. God let this kind of temptation not come to us.
About 10 years ago, my neighbour's 2 year old toddler drowned in a bucket that was kept outside to fetch rain water.
He fell in headlong with his feet in the air and couldn't save himself or shout till he died.
So, danger can come in any form not just as swimming pools.
As someone already said, always try to childproof any environment with children even though you have nannies.
PoliticsRe: Redesigning Of Naira Notes: We Are Not Aware - Finance Minister by otomatic(m): 8:07pm On Oct 28, 2022
This is corruption fighting back.

The CBN already said they have the presidential approval necessary, not a ministerial approval.
The politicians with hoarded cash are now feeling ambushed.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 11:30am On Oct 28, 2022
Gavrelino123:
The non investor has the flexibility to mutate to a favorable investment of better value while the investor in TB is trapped until the tenor matures..
You don't have to hold your TB till maturity
PoliticsRe: Obidients Tell Us Why Obi’s Children Don’t Attend His Events - Reno Omokri by otomatic(m): 8:27pm On Oct 22, 2022
So the children don't have their lives to live and their own interests to pursue?
Must they be tied to their parents apron string?
Are they incapable of charting their own path in life?
Must everyone be a politician?
Some of the people with children following them up and down is because those children are not independent. They depend on political patronage to survive. For them , being in government is a family business.
They are not in it for the service but for the loot.
CrimeRe: Professor And Family Beat And Strip 20-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by otomatic(m): 5:08pm On Oct 22, 2022
What do you expect from a Professor with cartoon characters on his shirt?
The man is a joke, meddling in teenager's squabbles instead of reprimanding them.
Or maybe the daughter doing hookups was how the family was able to survive the ASUU strike.
He is only protecting his second source of income.
PoliticsRe: Professor Ignatius Uduk Collapses In Court by otomatic(m): 4:03pm On Oct 19, 2022
Very silly and annoying act. Justice must be served.
PoliticsRe: Daniel Bwala: Church Rat, Poisoned Holy Communion Is Comment Offensive by otomatic(m): 1:05pm On Oct 18, 2022
KGD10:
Church rat idiom is older than yourself and your ancestors.

Of course it would be Offensive to olodo like you who don't understand figure of speech. Since you take it literally, go and join the church rat to eat the poisoned holy communion na. Yeye dey smell
How about "poisoned Holy communion"?
Is that an idiom too?

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