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Politics › Re: Lady Put To Bed Safely After Shouting ''The God Of Gov. Wike'' Thrice (video) by otomatic(m): 6:22pm On Jan 11, 2023
Before nko? Didn't you know that Wike is an MOG? He go soon be Daddy GO when he retire from government house.
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Don't Want Court Marriage by otomatic(m): 6:20pm On Jan 11, 2023
If you like do only traditional marriage. Customary court still dey to dissolve the union. Just be an honest and trustworthy person and you won't gave some kind headaches.
Politics › Re: Aisha Bichi Orders Arrest Of Abba Yusuf, Orders His Aide Garba Kilo To Be Killed by otomatic(m): 11:56am On Jan 09, 2023
The President or whoever the DG teports to should sack the man ASAP.
Education › Re: Teacher Shot By 6-year-Old With Gun In US Classroom by otomatic(m): 9:45am On Jan 07, 2023
Triangles1:
Gun everywhere like pure water, until the day somebody will shoot their President that's when they will take it serious to ban Gun, imagine 6 years old have access to gun.
American presidents have been shot in the past. It's not a new thing.
Politics › Re: I Am More Experienced: Kwankwaso Explains Why He Didn't Step Down For Obi by otomatic(m): 1:22pm On Jan 05, 2023
Which education? In a country where a Professor is deputising a Nepa certificate holder?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban 'Worried About Andrew Tate' As They Ask For His Freedom by otomatic(m): 9:44am On Jan 05, 2023
So the Taliban are now supporting pornography as the answer to feminism?
Wonders!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince Harry Says William ‘Attacked’ Him & Left Him Knocked To The Floor by otomatic(m): 9:39am On Jan 05, 2023
Make dem run DNA on that Harry ASAP.
Politics › Re: Court Stops DSS, Police, CCB From Investigating Mahmood Yakubu Over Asset by otomatic(m): 5:08am On Jan 05, 2023
It appears that some desperate politician does not mind setting this country on fire for his lifelong ambition.
First was CBN governor, now is INEC chairman. Who will be next? Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?
What baffles me is how agents of state are fully incorporated as willing tools in the conspiracy.
If security agencies know their jobs, they will know there is a law of timing in everything. You cannot be arresting important state officials in a month to a crucial exercise when you could have done so some years back and will still have a chance to do so afterwards.
This just reminds me of Pablo and all the bombings of aircraft carrying opposition candidates.
I hope our democracy is safe from idiots in uniform.
Crime › Re: Police Defend Drambi Vandi Who Killed Pregnant Lawyer, Call Him ‘Nice Man’ by otomatic(m): 6:55pm On Jan 04, 2023
Rubbish. Tell that to the Judge.
Celebrities › Re: Alexx Ekubo Made Me Issue Public Apology And I Fell For It - Fancy Acholonu by otomatic(m): 6:12am On Jan 03, 2023
joeeee240:
This is exactly what happened grin
It's typical women behaviour. They will plot, scheme and manipulate yet be playing victim.
Celebrities › Re: Alexx Ekubo Made Me Issue Public Apology And I Fell For It - Fancy Acholonu by otomatic(m): 5:30pm On Jan 02, 2023
You broke up publicly, called off the wedding publicly.
Then you probably wanted to make up privately but he insisted that you should apologise publicly too.
So since the public apology did not make him bend as you envisaged (as evidenced by him unfollowing you) you decided to play victim by claiming that the man is manipulative.
Politics › Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area Today? by otomatic(m): 2:45pm On Jan 02, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:
Lie mohammed cousin angry
Why is it a lie?
Stations in my area are selling at 320 a litre and most are not even selling.
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Favours The Rich More Than The Poor – Tinubu by otomatic(m): 10:02am On Jan 02, 2023
Since when?
You that organised people to occupy Nigeria because of this same subsidy removal need to be stoned.
One even called subsidy a fraud because of personal interests.
You intentionally misled and incited the masses for your own gain now the rooster has come home.
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Family › Re: My Father Wants To Chase Me, My Wife And Kids Out Of The House. by otomatic(m):
Haba! You are not yet ready financially to stand on your own yet you have a wife and 2 kids?
I'm Sure your father is tired of feeding you and your family and paying all the bills in that house.
You are a financial burden to that man.

I once read how a son sued the patents for giving birth to him without his consent. He was asking that for doing so, they should take care of him for life. You seem to be someone in that category.
Politics › Re: Naira Redesign: Senate Seeks Deadline Extension To June 30 by otomatic(m): 6:14pm On Dec 29, 2022
The old notes are still legal tender and are to circulate side by side with the new notes till 31st January 2023.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 9:52am On Dec 29, 2022
Coolcash1:
Yours truly entered at N16.70 grin. Pull back expected at 200EMA on WTF. Na from there we go load up again upon confirmation grin
I thought the lowest it went to was 16.8?
Family › Re: ..... by otomatic(m): 7:12am On Dec 27, 2022
Whois:
Cut your coat according to your size
According to your material, you mean.
Properties › Re: Landlord Just Gave Us Quit Notice by otomatic(m): 4:50pm On Dec 24, 2022
The man has not ejected you yet. He is just telling you to vacate his property at the expiration of your rent.

Why do you want him to give you quit notice only when your rent expires, won't you pay for that period of notice? Most people who have this your mentality usually think that the notice period should be rent-free.
Politics › Re: Ekiti Government Seals Off Petrol Station For Selling Above Pump Price by otomatic(m): 11:33am On Dec 24, 2022
When stations in Akwa Ibom are selling at 300 per litre
Food › Re: Alien Miss Road.. If You’re Home Alone And You See This Animal, Don’t Run. by otomatic(m): 9:41pm On Dec 22, 2022
What kind of creature is this?.
What is it called and is it common in your area?
Business › Re: Breaking: CBN Increases Weekly ATM Withdrawal Limits From ₦100k To ₦500k A Week by otomatic(m): 9:35pm On Dec 21, 2022
Business › Re: Breaking: CBN Increases Weekly ATM Withdrawal Limits From ₦100k To ₦500k A Week by otomatic(m): 9:34pm On Dec 21, 2022
emorse:
Yes. I'll get it for you in a minute.
Modified
Here you go
https://www.cbn.gov.ng/Out/2022/CCD/ReNairaRedesignPolicyRevisedWithdrawal.pdf
Wow. Thanks
Business › Re: Breaking: CBN Increases Weekly ATM Withdrawal Limits From ₦100k To ₦500k A Week by otomatic(m):
Is there a circular to that effect on the CBN website?

Modified: circular seen.
Politics › Re: Court Stops DSS From Arresting Emefiele: Full-text Judgement By Justice Tsoho by otomatic(m): 8:56pm On Dec 20, 2022
Emefiele has really terrorised vote buyers.
Politics › Re: Court Stops DSS From Arresting Emefiele by otomatic(m): 11:24am On Dec 20, 2022
dyera:
Emefiele should be arrested. Four days after the release of the new Naira notes by CBN, banks ATM have not started dispensing cash. Is this part of their plan, it's almost Christmas, when will banks ATM start dispensing cash.
The old notes are still legal tender till January 31, 2023.
Are you saying that ATMs are no longer paying any money at all?
In which case you should report them to the regulator.
Romance › Re: Men, Avoid Marrying These Kinds Of Women[Photos] by otomatic(m): 7:57pm On Dec 19, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
Really....Tattoos too?

U have 2 tribal marks, stretch marks
scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my friend ......u be zebra?!!
Pally, you get bad mouth I swear. I don laugh sotey my sides de pain me.
Family › Re: How Can I Move On by otomatic(m): 9:42pm On Dec 18, 2022
Pls stop saying I did nothing wrong. This is just pure romance scam. Saying you provided companionship in exchange for money is just you rationalising it.
Everyone doing romance scam can say so too.
Celebrities › Re: Nick Cannon Expecting His 12th Child: I Feel Guilty Not Spending Time With My Ki by otomatic(m): 9:29pm On Dec 18, 2022
Guy is a real cannon. Keep firing.
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu: Cartel, NIPOST Staff Colluded To Embezzle Stamp Duty by otomatic(m): 5:40am On Dec 14, 2022
In one breath, a cartel has cornered the money. In another breath, such an amount does not exist.

This statement is not clear.
Celebrities › Re: Korra Obidi Lands In Nigeria. Her Bag Ripped Apart, Money Stolen (Video) by otomatic(m): 6:04am On Dec 13, 2022
She de deceive her family people. She no carry money come.
Politics › Re: Atiku’s Convoy Almost Killed Me In Abuja – Tinubu’s Spokesman, Onanuga by otomatic(m): 11:39am On Dec 12, 2022
Pictures or ...
Politics › Re: Political Parties Say Withdrawal Limits Will Cripple Campaign Funding by otomatic(m): 6:10am On Dec 12, 2022
They should fund it via transfers.

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