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@Op, choose one: Nigerian man or Czech choreographer?

Is that 150-200K your monthly profit?

Straight A.
Everyone understood the lesson.

Nunam:
How is this possible considering the size of the baby and the bucket?

My neighbour's 2 year old drowned in a similar paint bucket filled with water.

"Tourism is one aspect of culture..." abi culture is one aspect of tourism.
Anyway, December is Cally will be lit.
But there will be a lot of work to be done to clean up the city and bring back the crowds.

Munzy14:
Person wey hate am for class don go report am because he married a beautiful lady

Na man dey fellow man.

Na true o.

But he did not post it on an open forum. The membership of the WhatsApp group is limited to his course mates in military school. I don't understand it.

Phlinx:
Pls be careful how you handle your money. Putting money in the NSE and holding the mentality that you are investing is a big mistake. I am not saying you cannot get ROI make money on your 10m I am simply saying you should not, must not approach NSE thinking you are investing.

If you want to put your money in something and go away for ten years, maybe you can look to NASDAQ and buy shares of a viable technology company this is far better than the NSE. However, this too IS NOT AN INVESTMENT!

Based on your last line, what do you consider as an investment then?

You didn't open it up?

It looks yummy, just that I'm not sure if i can endure for an hour for you to be doing this.

Enjoy your meal.

VeryWickedMan:
Pictures of the Serpent or I don't believe it.

Garden wey serpent no dey inside, that one na Eden?

juniorrate:
15.5% is likely to be 365days stop rate for tomorrow auction and cbn might raise benchmark rate to 18% for next MPC meeting on 23rd Nov same like Fed

I doubt CBN will raise the MPR in the next meeting. This Naira redesign will increase bank balances and they may not want to increase costs for the banks. Especially as the banks will likely incur additional costs during this period.

forgiveness:
Why is Glo a Nigerian Mobil company exempted from this arrangement?

Maybe we should all port to Glo since dem no go collect vat from us.

culf:
God help us!

I enter street go hustle, dem comot vat. I carry remaining change enter shop to buy something drink, them still collect VAT. yet I pay for my water, I pay for my security etc.
what are they using my vat for?

Your vat is used to get fat.

As you are reasoning this dom account, remember Lebanon. Government forced people to withdraw their dollars in the local currency at official rate. At a point, they even started rationing withdrawals to the extent that people were robbing banks for their own money.

May we not get to that point.

29 times they have not obeyed the resolution on Cuba. What makes the 30th non-binding resolution different?
The185 countries should just disregard the embargo.

Obidient4life3:
Say no to swimming pool.
Very painful thing to experience. God let this kind of temptation not come to us.

About 10 years ago, my neighbour's 2 year old toddler drowned in a bucket that was kept outside to fetch rain water.
He fell in headlong with his feet in the air and couldn't save himself or shout till he died.
So, danger can come in any form not just as swimming pools.
As someone already said, always try to childproof any environment with children even though you have nannies.

This is corruption fighting back.

The CBN already said they have the presidential approval necessary, not a ministerial approval.
The politicians with hoarded cash are now feeling ambushed.

Gavrelino123:
The non investor has the flexibility to mutate to a favorable investment of better value while the investor in TB is trapped until the tenor matures..

You don't have to hold your TB till maturity

So the children don't have their lives to live and their own interests to pursue?
Must they be tied to their parents apron string?
Are they incapable of charting their own path in life?
Must everyone be a politician?
Some of the people with children following them up and down is because those children are not independent. They depend on political patronage to survive. For them , being in government is a family business.
They are not in it for the service but for the loot.

What do you expect from a Professor with cartoon characters on his shirt?
The man is a joke, meddling in teenager's squabbles instead of reprimanding them.
Or maybe the daughter doing hookups was how the family was able to survive the ASUU strike.
He is only protecting his second source of income.

Very silly and annoying act. Justice must be served.

KGD10:
Church rat idiom is older than yourself and your ancestors.

Of course it would be Offensive to olodo like you who don't understand figure of speech. Since you take it literally, go and join the church rat to eat the poisoned holy communion na. Yeye dey smell

How about "poisoned Holy communion"?
Is that an idiom too?

Wapgod:
Is there a nairaland thread for commercial papers?

There is one though not quite active.

https://www.nairaland.com/5010648/commercial-papers

Excellent. I was wondering who gave the state government such powers.

There is no 5 year treasury bill. You may research the bond market to see if it suits you.

backnbeta:
Why is this on the front page? Is this news in any way? Why are you giving political jobbers unnecessary attention?

Maybe it's a sponsored post

I don't understand. I thought the C C Onwu you highlighted is the @charmingfit that FS Yusuf referred to In his post as starting a crowd funding project.

First it was tax evasion, now, it's asset recovery.

How come the asset was transferred to Dangote without any consideration being paid?

Anyway, it's like price of cement will go up now as this altercation will lead to scarcity.

You have heard of people owing those loan sharks, yet you mistakenly downloaded the app, mistakenly registered and logged in, then mistakenly borrowed from them.
All because the process was simple you thought it would not work? Na so you like suffer and hard life? So in your mind, simple processes are not supposed to work?
Just mistakenly pay back the 19k and take the interest as your school fees.
If not, just wait for what those sharks will mistakenly do to your reputation.

She said she has taken care of the oaths abi. How did she do that? I think you are playing with diabolical people ...

There is nothing to celebrate about the 62 years of independence.
Today is a day of sober reflection. Government should have declared a solemn assembly because they have failed on all performance indices.
We urgently need to rescue this country for the sake of generations unborn.

May be one of their own sites that they went to. Otherwise where are the operators that were apprehended? The pictures do not look like the operators left in a hurry due to their approach. It looks more like an abandoned or prepared site.
This is just for the pictures.