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Foreign AffairsRe: Ivan Sushko, Putin Chief, Killed By Car Bomb by otomatic(m): 4:13pm On Aug 24, 2022
The Ukrainians have gone guerrilla. That kind of unconventional war is always difficult to win.
PoliticsRe: Keyamo: We Can No Longer Hide From Nigerians, Subsidy No Longer Sustainable by otomatic(m): 10:12am On Aug 24, 2022
You can no longer hide yet you are signing a subsidy removal to take effect one month after your tenure.

You are callous and wicked to set up a bobby trap for the incoming government.
PoliticsRe: Salary Protest: Community Policing Is Voluntary, Not A Paid Job - Kwara Police by otomatic(m): 8:04pm On Aug 23, 2022
Those constabularies knew that the thing is voluntary just like FRSC Special marshals.
If not, let them take their appointment letters and head to court.
PoliticsRe: Sowore Condemns Attack On Tinubu-Shettima Bishop At Dei Dei Market In Abuja by otomatic(m): 9:26pm On Aug 21, 2022
IbileIfe:
Please, what makes him a fake Bishop compared to your popular pastors who are forking female members of their congregations?
Hypocrites!

You don't know Almighty God.
He is fake because, " by their fruits you shall know them".
So, popular pastors fork female congregants while unpopular ones do not?
Well-done, assistant almighty God.
PoliticsRe: Sowore Condemns Attack On Tinubu-Shettima Bishop At Dei Dei Market In Abuja by otomatic(m): 9:05pm On Aug 21, 2022
That should tell you that Nigerians are tired of bad leadership. Afterall, it was neither Obi that accosted nor ordered for the fake Bishop to be accosted.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: FG’S Proposal May Lead To Lecturers’ Pay Cut by otomatic(m): 8:47pm On Aug 21, 2022
FG wan try divide and rule tactics on the union so that they will start fighting among themselves.
CelebritiesRe: Police PRO Gives Update On The Issues Between BNXN And The Police by otomatic(m): 10:09am On Aug 19, 2022
This guy bungled his opportunity to teach those dirty cops a lesson because he was chasing clout.
He is lucky to be left off the hook lightly and must have learnt some lessons too.
The cops involved should thank their stars, they would have been shown the way out by now.
PoliticsRe: Darkness Looms As Electricity Workers Embark On Strike Tomorrow by otomatic(m): 8:41am On Aug 16, 2022
Electricity consumers should also go on strike.
No more payment of bills nationwide until everyone gets metered or Electricity becomes constant - whichever comes first.
InvestmentRe: Us Stocks Pick Alert by otomatic(m): 11:32am On Aug 13, 2022
Are people on Trading212 still able to fund their account using Gpay now?
Foreign AffairsRe: WWIII: Billionaires Around The World Are Acquiring Luxury Bomb Shelters(Pics) by otomatic(m): 8:53pm On Aug 11, 2022
Who knows? Maybe a future generation will study these as some kind of abandoned engineering.
It may even serve as a time capsule to a generation after the nuclear apocalypse.
That generation will study the bunkers for insight into the technologies of the moment.
Their conspiracy theorists will have a swell time spinning stories upon stories.
Quite fascinating.
EducationRe: Man Shares WAEC Result Of Orphan Whose University Education He Would Be Funding by otomatic(m): 12:28pm On Aug 10, 2022
[quote author= post=115563713]This Is Good News Sighted By[/quote]Hahahaha. Congrats bro.
don finally sight good news for a change.
CelebritiesRe: Being Rich Is Only Sweet In Africa — Speed Darlington Shares Experience (Video) by otomatic(m): 6:05pm On Aug 09, 2022
I don't think so bro. Did you see Elon Musk doing his laundry too?
There are levels to these things.
You may seem rich in Africa but when you reach some places, you then understand that you have not started.
PoliticsRe: INEC Backtracks, Recognises Lawan, Akpabio As Senatorial Candidates by otomatic(m): 3:52pm On Aug 09, 2022
INEC is always led by Professors without integrity.
Returning officers at the states are also always Professors yet results are usually doctored.
Professors o, who should be role models, showing the highest standards of discipline o and professionalism.

For them, working with INEC is another forum for collecting sorting.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi will Not Last If He Wins, He Will Be Impeached by otomatic(m): 4:44pm On Aug 08, 2022
The national assembly will not dare anybody whom the youths, against all odds, chose as the president.
If they do, then be prepared for a popular uprising.
PoliticsRe: Obituary: Don’t Harm Our Son, Omatseye’s Family Pleads by otomatic(m): 4:00pm On Aug 05, 2022
The family is an irresponsible one. Their son wrote an article titled "Obi" about someone's son. Yet the family head is trying to twist the title to "Obi" even in the face of the printed evidence.
CrimeRe: Policeman Threatens Rufai Oseni Wth Gun. Broadcaster Says He Will Call Governor by otomatic(m): 3:11pm On Aug 02, 2022
naptu2:
Why did the mod add "Policeman Threatens Rufai Oseni Wth Gun." to the title? That's not shown in the video.

This was the title that I wrote when I created the thread: "Video Of Rufai Oseni And The Policemen That Stopped Him On BRT Lane".
Because sensationalism is what sells the news. In this case, sensationalism is what drives traffic.
Do not say I told you o.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by otomatic(m): 7:50pm On Aug 01, 2022
bjtinz:
Abeg GTfund users any update? I got the link to the new site but still can't log in. Called CC and advised to give some time.

Has anyone logged in to the updated site?
I Successfully logged in.
BusinessRe: GTBank Website Hacked - Customers Cry Out by otomatic(m): 8:15pm On Jul 31, 2022
I thought site downtime is different from site hacked.
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Who Haven't Given Birth For Years Finally Gives Birth To Twins? by otomatic(m): 10:05pm On Jul 30, 2022
Lamom:
Hello peers


I have been observing this trend now and it has seen that it is a natural phenomena. Most couples whom i have seen online or heard offline after trying to give birth for years without getting one now gives birth to twins, Triplet and co . Is it that if they dont give birth,the woman's womb will keep holding on the eggs till years then release it when it meets a sperm?

Please is it a medical condition or natural?
The miracle of science.
The testimony of fertility treatments.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by otomatic(m): 3:23pm On Jul 27, 2022
iamrichiefola:
I just check my Stanbic IBTC Equity Fund (after a long time of not checking) only to find out that there have been losses. I checked just now and noticed more loss.

Would you advise I pull out my money or just watch it for some time?

[b][/b]PS: More than half of the interest accrued over time is gone
That's an equity fund. The stock market is tanking right now. I think this is a bad time to pull out because you will concretise the loses.
EducationRe: Nigerians React As ASUU Announces Plan To Extend Strike Indefinitely by otomatic(m): 7:57pm On Jul 24, 2022
Story. ASUU will call off the strike for election duty when it's time.
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Begins Refining Of 60,000 Barrels Per Day In 2023 by otomatic(m): 8:49pm On Jul 23, 2022
Misleading title. Something wey dem de plan for 2023 na im you say "begins".
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 4:46pm On Jul 22, 2022
Today, Zenith dived 5% plus to close at the same price with Gtco.
RomanceRe: What Would You Do, If You Walked In On Your wife's Mother inLaw Like This? (pic) by otomatic(m): 3:17pm On Jul 21, 2022
AgentGoat:
What's wife mother in-law?
My brother! And I thought your wife's mother in-law is your own mother.
TravelRe: Bear Ate Billionaire Couple And Pilot After Their Helicopter Crashed In Russia(P by otomatic(m): 7:34pm On Jul 20, 2022
DuvanZappatta:
Bears don't eat dead animals
'The remains of dead tourists after the crash of the Robinson helicopter in Kamchatka were dragged away by bears.'

That is from the second post the OP made.
TravelRe: Bear Ate Billionaire Couple And Pilot After Their Helicopter Crashed In Russia(P by otomatic(m): 7:00pm On Jul 20, 2022
Light78:
There should be guns in every helicopter in case something like that happens again.


A billionaire should have a licensed pistol or short gun.
They were already dead before the bears found them.
PoliticsRe: After Osun, Opposition Parties Will Go Into 2023 Elections With High Hopes by otomatic(m): 2:15pm On Jul 19, 2022
Not just opposition parties but voters too. Voter apathy will reduce in the coming elections.
PoliticsRe: AAC Party Unveils Caroline Danjuma As Akwa Ibom Governorship Running Mate by otomatic(m): 8:54pm On Jul 18, 2022
You no wan win. You just want to be called a one-time governorship aspirant. That's all.
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by otomatic(m): 9:16am On Jul 18, 2022
Jokerman:
Pastor.... many of you still need to learn what the Lord Jesus Christ is about
I'm not a pastor and never aspire to be one.
But I know Jesus was disciplined enough to flog and chase out the money changers in the temple.
Why didn't he just forgive them?
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by otomatic(m): 11:12am On Jul 17, 2022
Enny2013:
Hmmm...
Wot of mine dat was delayed more dan 2hrs,bcs their almighty Doctor cudnt provide my pregnancy test result on time? D test I did 3 days to d wedding fah.
Not winners Chapel though!
Some churches give the couple a marriage list of items to provide.
Some, you buy suits for the officiating pastors and their team.
You even power the generators for that occasion which will last the whole day.
They even collect church offerings and do launching of church projects during weddings.
Such churches can afford to wait because you have paid them and they will make money out of your event.
Winners Chapel does not collect shishi. Not diesel money, no church offering, no project launching, no list of things to give the church or pastors, nothing.
And they would have stressed this issue of punctuality and what the bride and her girls will wear during narriage classes.
People should learn to follow rules.
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by otomatic(m): 11:03am On Jul 17, 2022
The church has 1 hour for wedding events and you are coming 35 minutes late. Is it 15 minutes that they will use to wed you?
And you were well aware that the event will start at 10 till 11 am.
Abeg free the church jor. You are not disciplined?
So people who are officiating (which is free, by the way) will just suspend their itinerary for the day because of you? Do you know another place the pastor has to be at after that 1 hour?
Did the church ask you to provide the diesel they are using to power the occasion? So you will just use your indiscipline to overshoot their fuel budget.
We want a better society but nobody wants to play their part. We want everyone else to be better while we remain spoilt brats.
CrimeRe: Stranded Boat Passengers Cry For Help As Gunmen Kidnap All The Men On Boat by otomatic(m): 4:29pm On Jul 16, 2022
Karlovich:
embarassed Hmm, Igboland!
And this one will still call himself a Nigerian?

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