₦airaland Forum

VickyRotex:
Everybody go dey claim Arsenal now.

Abeg, Proudly Chelsea jare.

We will rise again

. Are chelsea dry bones? Only dry bones will rise again according to the Bible!!!

Daplux4:
What great plain with all this corrupt ministers. Nigeria will face another economic hardship in the next four years. I thought buhari will ignor Tinubu,obasanjo and all those corrupt leaders on his choice of ministers

some weapons can be source of deliverance to some people while also a source of destruction to others. When Li kwaen yu (may his soul rest in peace) became the president of Singapore, he didn't kill the corrupt people. The same group that were killing singapore before he came to power were also the ones he used in moving the country from poverty to wealth. Leadership matters a lot. We have a new president who has promised change. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt. Let's give them four years and if we don't see any sign of progress then we can shout. Our votes have become might weapon and all politicians have realised that.

cephaswizzy:
i swear i no understand dis man again

I'm very happy with your comment. If everybody understands u and everything u do,then u are very "ORDINARY". Jesus christ even said it and likened a man that is born of the spirit like "a wind". U can't understand where the wind is coming from neither where it is going to. We have seen many cases where weather predictions were absolutely wrong!. The summary of this all is that President Buhari has a big and great plan for Nigeria. Simple!!!

Let's pray your wife also "satisfys" somebody's widower the same way another person's widow is satisfying u. Don't cry "cheating" when it starts happening. Also post it on nairaland so that we all will comment,congratulate and celebrate with u and your wife for the awesome achievement! We will also advise your wife on more ways to satisfy more widowers both within and outside the country!!!

Ojestas:
Moreso, 80% of the corpers spell "CORPER" as "COPPER". . That was my survey during service.

even the "corper" u are talking about is wrong although most people make the mistake. There nothing like "corper". What we have is "corps member" or "corps members" and the "s" in the "corps" is silent.

kaycid77:
LET a SLEEPING DOG LIE ooooo....
To before WAR is to before ARM ooo....
The economy of the country is already very bad oooo
Boko Haram From The North, Niger delta Militants from the south and IPOB from SE and SS will crumble this country in a week ooo
BUHARI and his greedy cohorts tread with caution ooo

which IPOB in the SS? Please correct urself. It is only in the SE. Stop claiming what isn't part of SE. SS has never had IPOB and it will never have it!!!

hinwazaka:
I suggest you read George Orwell's ANIMAL FARM.

IF u have read it u will realise that the case of animal farm is more applicable to PDP govt where many people are above the constitution and anything goes.

hinwazaka:
This is why I love the new PDP. United in diversity. That's what you call a movement.

u are very right! The same way they united to loot this nation for 16years. Though they are gone,the consequences of their actions will still be felt many years from now. Apc isn't a saint either but we have faith that they can never be as evil,heartless and wicked like PDP.

World bank is also are thieves! Imagine only 7billion dollars! What happened to the interest?

This our chief of army staff loves too much publicity. Must he always show himself in every pic?!!! I expected to see somebody else or even nobody behind that banner. Our military is also fond of doing the right thing very late. I expected them to have done this long ago!!!

I don't know if I'm the only person noticing this. Why is it that most of the times the calibre of weapons recovered from these terrorists is not what we expected them to be. 2 AK-47,one general purpose machine guns,2 dane guns also popularly known as hunting guns and some bombs. Are these enough to capture a whole community and kill many people? These aren't sophisticated enough. They aren't even enough to go round the killed terrorists. I expected large cache of sophisticated weaponry!!! Not only in this particular incidence but I keep observing it in many other incidences. Anyways kudos to our military.

Explorers:
11. AZIM PREMJI.

EST. NET WORTH $19.1BN.


One of the richest men in India, the chairmanof Wipro, he’s known for his focused concernwith the company’s resources. That extends to monitoring toilet-paper and switching off lights when leaving an office; apparently he still takes rickshaws to and from the airport.


http://www.thegentlemansjournal.com/10-billionaires-live-surprisingly-normal-lives/
cc: Dominique

. Still boarding keke napep despite the billions! God please give me a humble heart! Pride will not deprive me of your wishes in my life!!!

She looks more like an aids patient than a cancer patient. Both of them na sickness sha!!!

bandely:
Even though I'm happy with MTN, this fine is rather too much. I hope they'll reach some sort of agreement for a lower fine.
MTN shouldn't try to take it out on customers though, because I know they are shylock, Hades and the Devil rolled into one! >:-

. The fine isn't too much. Critical situations require critical solutions. Mtn knows the right thing to do but will never do it. They have always believe that "nothing will happen" for getting that a new sherriff is in town. They make many times more than that amount a year!!! If u can't do the time don't do the crime!

Na wa for Gej o! I believe even akpors can deceive him! I thought he had a phd! Phds are for smart people!!! I doubt if he really had it!!!

kaycid77:
That is just the Truth....Buhari's brother inlaw just did APC's bidding with Amaechi looted money galvanizing the quick pronouncement carried out on a SATURDAY.

. In malam Sanusi's voice "get urself a brain"!!! An election that was said to have been marred by both local and international observers. An election that was termed to have been a fraud. An election that led to the lose of lives of some people. An election with no result sheets in most of the places. An election during which some media personnel were attacked especially channel's tv reporters. It was shown live in many of the stations. No matter which party wins let the election be free,fair and credible!!!

What were will expecting before? A fly can never be antagonistic to a sore. A thief will always support a thief. It won't be surprising if the news is true. I just imagine the state world football will be in if kalu is made Fifa president. He will loot the association's treasury till the last pence. Appointing Kalu to be Fifa's president will be like jumping from frying pan to fire!!! PDP syndrome!

AustineE1:
Thats how we roll in Igboland!
Kudos.

. Yes o! That is how u roll Igbo with razler in the land!!!

Some Hackers are brilliant but they use the wrong victims for executing their plans and brilliance. Next time hack into the accounts of obasanjo, atiku,IBB,Deziani,Goodluck,patience,abdulsalami,abacha and many others. U can even steal billions of dollars and nothing will happen because they will be ashame to make it public!!! They have always denied they never stole from public coffers! People can't steal from u what u claimed u never had!!!

To answer your questions: 1. U are not alright. 2. It isn't ordinary. My advise to u is that since u have slept with dogs which are land animals,also look for a way to sleep with either a dolphin or shark and then proceed to an eagle or any other air animals. This will satisfy your urge! Arrant Nonsense!!!

Chinaimporter:
[size=13pt]i belive that the girl is laying....no delta man will commit this kind of abominable act of shame....such behaviour are only found among yorubas and if it was a yoruba cheif,i will have no doubt at all.....but i heard that itsekiris are the ancestors of yoruba people so if it is in their land,it may be very possible but no igbo,urhobo,isoko or ijaw man can do such a thing[/size]

stop smoking weed! It isn't good for u. It brings out the nonsense and foolishness in u!!!

Some men deserve to be dickless!!! It will save a whole lot of problems!!!

Imagine a principal say he was in a meeting when corp members lives were in danger! It only happens in Nigeria. Govt will never scrap the programme despite the fact that it has outlived it's usefulness because people are making cool cash through that programme. I served in Ayetoro,Yewa North Local Govt Area of Ogun state some years back. NYSC was a programme I looked forward to but was later disappointed when I discovered there was nothing to write home about it. All these dramas we sometimes watch on Tv are just ways of promoting the usefulness of the programme. We all know it is a scam. Majority of the places of primary assignment don't even need corp members. That's why they don't give a care what happen to them. They neither provide accommodation,transportation or any other basic amenities to make a service year interesting. They tell u from the beginning so that u won't complain later on when u are giving nothing! NYSC is a waste.

SeverusSnape:
Whoa!

I feel like biting a breast now.

Ehmmm... Did he bite the nipple or areola?

u forgot the second part of the story! U bite a breast and get some months prison sentence!!! Do the crime and the time!

Madness starts little by little especially with things that u think aren't important. When it finally turns big and increase gear people start asking "why,when,how"?

PunkyVeer:
I totally agree. They need to work out something that works for both of them. And communicate more of course, because it doesn't seem like there's much understanding between them.

yes. U are right. Another thing is that when a marriage is all about sex then something must be wrong with that marriage. It seems the man has nothing better to look up to between them when he comes from work than sex. The lady should check herself properly and try to recreate those happy moments without sex before the marriage. They can play games,watch/discuss films and even discuss the day's events. There are many things they can do!!!

PunkyVeer:
Lol, you're not a woman so I don't expect you to get it. Bottom line, if she's feeling stressed out or tired, she's not gonna feel like giving it up. Unless of course you wanna make love to a log

I understand u perfectly. I just feel that it's better her husband gets it from her than looking for it outside.

PunkyVeer:
Open up her legs so he can filet mignon that P

On the other hand though, everyday!!!!? Women have a lot on their hands during the day eg. she has kids. So sometimes the last thing you want is someone pawing you while you're trying to take a rest from a stressful day. I think he needs to be more understanding that she's not always gonna be up for it.

. Na her p*ssy she take dey do all the work u mentioned? All these na excuses. Abeg open your leg joor!

If kissing can take this style I wonder what the real deal will be like indoors! Make una no go break una spinal cords o!

The man is yet to come to terms with the fact that he is an ordinary floor member. He still very surprised!!! A senate president who keeps on recycling bills without passing them. He has always presided over an ineffective senate. A senate of "U chop I chop no wahala". Looking back he will be ashamed of his no contribution to development even as the number 3 citizen of this country. That's why he would rather prefer to be silent because silence is golden.

The man is yet to come to terms withd fact that he is an ordinary floor member. He still very surprised!!! A senate president who keeps on recycling bills without passing them. PIB and some other bills have been recycled by him for a long time. He has always presided over an ineffective senate. A senate of "U chop I chop no wahala"

Truth24:
Dis one go hot ooo

. Yes o! But he shouldnt do age-cheating like his dad so that he won't retire from football at the age of 34 when his real age is 47years!!!