sheymaziggy: This is so good, now the SE and SS is not totally certain for gej, many people don pour sand sand for gejs garri o,I see buhari with 30-40% of SS and SE Votes , 65% of SW vote , 80% of NW ,65% of NE vote.mhen this is landslide victory o.
I can bet right now that ,the pastors on d east would start a religious campaign against buhari cos it's certain people down there are getting liberated day by day ,no more gej is my brother
1). Sagging of trousers Some guys can be naïve, when they're about to approach a girl they'll draw their trousers down to form bad guys unknowing to them that they are ridiculing them self in front of the girl
2). Forgetting rehearsed pickup line Am guilty of this after hours of practicing and craming what to say, when the time finally comes to put to what you've been learning to work nervousness and shyness join together will make you forget every single line
3). Telling flimsy lies when she knows the truth This one is very funny at the same time embarrassing he might be posing with his friends car lying that he owns the car when she already knows the real owner
4). Dressing like a gangster Some guys have no shame wearing to much blings or wearing chains that are meant dogs all in the name of swag.
5). Being overly lousy Being a talkative is different from being lousy when someone is lousy it means he talks and shout to much making ladies see him as no go area for them.
xpac01: Two things are involved: either Baba was surprisingly there to bid final farewell to the to be ex-president or baba was there to decently pick up a bed partner.
Bleep Bleep syndrome no allow most niggas ooo.forming I can't do so and so job cos am a graduate.
semochendo1: This message will be meaningless to countless number of youths who are not ready to take responsibility for their lives. I deem it expedient sharing this message after realizing that majority of us have resigned to the frustrating predicament of the national unemployment syndrome, and as such, many of us have relaxed, blaming the Government and wallowing in the "someday Isle", thinking someday, things would change for good, while we do nothing to take responsibility for our lives.
As it's the responsibility of the citizens to hold their leaders responsible/blame them for the national failures, so It's your responsibility to hold and blame yourself for your failure!
I gave the preamble above so as to provoke your thought and wake your subconscious mind. One thing we should understand is that as we waste time grumbling and doing nothing about our lives, time is going and the quality of that certificate you are carrying about is depreciating, age is a worrisome factor in the labour market now, so, what are you doing about your unemployment status??
The unemployment rate and status in this country is truly pathetic, in the true sense of employment, only 20% of us are employed, majority of us who raise shoulders that we have jobs are under employed, while the rest are unemployed.
Let me tell you a bitter truth today, if you think you have one uncle or someone somewhere who will help, my brother, you are just wasting your time, 98% of people who renders sincere help in life are strangers or someone you are not related in anyway, the rest 2% may now be family member, so, take your mind off that and get your thinking refreshened.
Let me give some simple principles from my understanding and experience. If you are unemployed take this simple steps, and see if your life won't change for the best in the shortest possible time.
1. Do as much fasting and prayer as you can, seeking God's mercy, favour and divine connection. 2. Go out everyday corporately dressed and go to environments where you could meet people that matters, in fact, you can go into any office, ask them what they do, and how would they compensate you when you bring customers, from there, you've created a platform for meeting new set of people in your life.
3. Watch the company of friends you keep, now you need to consciously chose your friends, chose those who could help your career or motivate you to be great
4. Stop saying I'm not a marketer, if you can't market your self, who will market you? Who will buy/ employ you?
5. Read as much motivational books as you can and see how many billionaires in the world rose from nobody to somebody,follow their footsteps,.and see what comes out of it.
6. Engage in a creative thinking, look for a particular problem of the people and how you can provide solution to it, so that money can move in your direction, there is no how you have what people need and they won't pay for it.
All these are my little contribution to make CHANGE in this country. I wish we are all successful in life....that's my sincere wish, and it shall come to pass.
Obipat: When is FeBuhari going to Enugu? I was impressed this morning in Oju-elegba when I saw youth campaigning for Buhari, I felt like parking my car and join them. Everybody is ready for change. I promise GMB 20 votes
nice one. Jus finish watching 2012 subsidy clip on how protesting Nigerians wr killed during d protest.Jonathan fink we r fools again.he was voted for 2011 and he decide to increase d subsidy 2012 Jan 1st .all d subsidy thieves then wr let go by Jonathan administration.and he is now deceiving us he is fighting corruption. Story
Like i lost my purse containing d money i wanted to usr to pay my skol fees.dis kinda statement from a lady is marrow weakening.
EroticAngelina: I created a thread on how to catch guys who only want your body, and guys asked for a counter thread. So ive decided to do it.
I actually typed this list before, and copied it, but i dont know how it disappeared, i cried coz to start typing it all over again is so hard
note, i made this up, i didnt copy from any blog. So bloggers back off!
- any girl girl that appears local and poorly dressed are actually the real golddiggers! Cos they are ready to make money in anyway possible.
- she always spend money too much. Watch closely, any girl who spends money a lot is like to be a golddigger! This is one of the major ways to know them. They spend a lot because they know that they have maga/magas (sugar daddies) that provide the money whenever they want. But a girl who works and sweats for her money will never spend it like that.
- she always tells you her financial problems. When a girl is always telling you the financial problems shes going through, then she is likely to be a money sucker! She never complains of anything else, except money.
-she always want to go shopping with your money. When you complain, she says that she has to look good so that you wont leave her for another girl. Na so!
- she doesnt wanna meet your relatives or parents because shes not spending long time with you, and dont wanna make a bad name.
- most ladies who want your money are usually the ones who fake shyness and quietness. You will never know what they are upto. But the talkatives are usually caught because they can talk too much and they wont know when they talk what they shouldnt.
- 60% of golddiggers are very intelligent, and 40% are not. So be very careful and extra smart with them cos they know what they are doing
- she always ask for money. This is a direct appraoch. Its not bad to ask for money from ur man, but dont do it always or u will be labeled a golddigger. A girl who always asks for money..hmmm think twice about her.
- she is ready to do anything for money. Watch her well. Her eyes shine when ever she sees or hears money, and she is very smart and quick when it comes to money.
- she is never interested in your life or what you have to say or share with her. She doesnt act like your companion, but when the issue of money comes up, shes more than available. Such ladies should be avoided
- she steals. When you catch her stealing or trying to eat your money by decieving you, my dear brother, run away from her like shes the devil!! Cos if you still stay with her after she must have sweet talked you, you are on ya own!
- golddiggers are extremely sexy and can make you agree to what you wouldnt normally agree to if you were in your right senses. Some are even witches!!!
- shes extremely jealous when you look at other women. Trust me on this one.
- she doesnt like sharing any of her things, especially money!
- she is too secretive!
- she always goes for high class stuff. Now theres a difference between a woman who goes for high class stuff with her earned or inherited money, and a woman who goes for high class stuff with a man's money!
These are all i can remember. I hope they help guys no insalts! Add more to the list!
Kakpos: data from inec show that Enugu, abia, anambra and ebonyi total register voters are 3million which is not up to kano
and again Jonathan is in his own den.wait let buhari carry his campaign train to d north .u will see wat we analyst are talking abt.even if Jonathan/pdp go win dis election. Its not gonna b easy d way it use to b then.
funny people.wn he was in support of Jonathan.u ppl didn't say he shldnt b partisan oo.now he is now against d same person u guys r complaining
Firefire: "Mbaka as a man of God should have stayed out of politics and concentrated on winning souls for God. He does not understand the issues he dabbled into and he appears to be under the prodding of fifth columnists. His followers expected him to give them spiritual food but he is now giving them a spiritual poison,”
Many god of men are parading the street as election is here
2undexy: hmmmm...i should have known that not all men have 'common' sense cos their are some who have 'rare' sense...**** **
chairman na small pikin u b? Smh sha.it is well.for a gal to b giving u such a condition. Am sure one smart guy somwr is flogging her with p***** for free.nonsense
haba so this is how ppl r misquoted. I actually watch d program.d way u guys r reporting wasn't wat he meant nah.abi u want make DM sack am like tukur.na dm sabi sha.APC all d way
symbianDON: The strike by the health workers union, JOHESU has claimed the nation’s only neuropathologist, Professor EU Akang. He died of a heart condition on December 30, 2014 on his way to a private hospital to seek medical assistance.
The 52-year old Professor Akang, who had become ill and was experiencing some symptoms, put a call on the day to a cardiologist at the University College Hospital (UCH), Ibadan, seeking assistance.
Already assured that he could come to the hospital’s accident and emergency department, the professor was driven down to be met at the hospital’s emergency department by a senior registrar in cardiologist, who claimed not much could be done for him, but subsequently referred him to a private hospital.
The professor, who already had challenges breathing and really sick, however, was not fortunate to get to the private hospital because he died on the way.
Chief Medical Director, UCH, Professor Temitope Alonge, in a reaction to his death that spread through the hospital and his professional colleagues, described the incident as unfortunate.
The CMD, while stating that all the various machinery at the emergency department should have been deployed maximally to attend to him, declared “I want to believe that the strike action and the fact that the facilities available at the emergency department not been fully utilised contributed to his death.”
myhoodlink: It's so saddened that a man of God will be so immensed in politics to throw pastoral ordinances and decorum to the floor. How can someone be speaking from both sides of his mouth, if truly he said what was written. Thank God man is not God. We pray the better candidate wins. May God bless President Goodluck Jonathan. There shall be peace in Nigeria in Jesus name, Amen!
silverdam: Like seriously! This is the first time ever that I would see Denrele dressing like a real man, Denrele wore suit? Doesn't he look so good, he looks so good better than those scary outfit he's known for. He was guest on Ebonylife's "Moments with Mo". I guess he was forced to dress like this...... Do you wanna see Denrele more often in this look?
dis em suit nearly turn coat oo.he shld learn from wizkid n olamide ways of wearing correct suit.
eleojo23: Holding our leaders accountable does not apply to only the president. People usually forget the governors and LGA chairmen. The progress of the country lies very much on them since they are the ones who are to ensure that development reaches the people at the lowest levels.
shey na d governors and lga chairmen promise stable power supply latest April 2011? Or d federal govt.if u don't have anything to say please free us abeg
nooo dey r jus trying to show how clueless oga is.to allow d wife do somfin like DAT on two different occasions. My man I think I now believe oga is a clueless man
hedonistic: These are old pictures, you slow poke. At least three years old. Besides, it has already been widely discussed on the Internet when it first appeared years ago, so what's the point of digging it up now?
Politics › Re: Support Jonathan, PDP Begs Obasanjo by ozo13(m): 2:16pm On Jan 13, 2015
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funny people.wn he was in support of Jonathan.u ppl didn't say he shldnt b partisan oo.now he is now against d same person u guys r complaining
after hours of practicing and craming what to say, when the time finally comes to put to what you've been learning to work nervousness and shyness join together 
