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Mason mount will now miss the second leg of this fixture at Stanford Bridge.

So sadddd!

garfield1:
On penalties.in normal time,rivers won

I know,but they won by the same margin enyimba won in de first leg.So they couldn't rubbish the Elephants as u wer predicting.

garfield1:
They only scored one goal at home so how will they score away? Rivers will rubbish them

They couldn't.I said it.Enyimba carried the day!

The People Elephants will trash Stanley Egwuma's boys come tomorrow!

It's a pity that a whole Chelsea team now have only one player.And the player is a young boy.His name is MANSON MOUNT!
The rest are FARMERS!

I am not a fan of tikitaka kind of football inside opponent's18 yard box.Wot happen to long range shooting that Chelsea is known for?

Godbless3:
I simply thing in what so ever it is, student shouldn't be ask to cut their natural hair.
This should be a choice and only rule should be no attachment.
She should be dealt with and properly investigated on how she got the gun.

They said COLOURED hair.Is coloured hair now a natural hair?

janedonez:
This is very shocking. But wait, what kind of reporting is this, no specific area was mentioned to help the reader understand better, do we have Woke Soyinka? Why the haste?

Read well,they said it happened in Ikot Ewa,Cross River State.So which particular area are looking for again?

What a school boy error by Juve defenders!

Una no go kill person for dis NAIRALAND with hilarious comments

DenreleDave:
Don't be happy yet, 0.1% still remains... Find out who top up your sperm after you donated urs into her.. Someone came and toppled it again

Nonexistent:
Somebody praaaaaaaaiiiiiise the Lord. Hallelujah. For the first time in a while, Nigerian wife has passed hoe test.

The title of ur own test nah diee..oo!
Like Mr A just walk into hospital n tell a doctor, Pls Doctor,I want to conduct a HOE TEST on my wife.
Hahahahahajaaaaaa

Shugar1:
Mehn this beating sweat me for my kidney... But let not forget this PSG na useless team, hopefully they wont bottle it up in 2nd leg

Nah dia way..oo!

We are the Blues!

nairalee:
Na lie

In the future archeologists will dig up the ground and see one valentine card from king Solomon

Chii59:
I don't know what it is with men and ghosting when you can simply say "I'm not in love with you".

So,it didn't start today as you can see.

Some people wer de wear zebra dey get like 3--4 penalty per match.Arsenal own dem no fit give those poor boys two penalty.Nah to cancel one manage give them one.
Issorite!

Arsenal sorry,unah no be PENALTY UNITED nah im VAR cancel una clear penalty.Take hrt

Man U try..oo to escape with a point.Albion were marching them man to man.Next time,dey will not be dis lucky!

SirMichael1:
Man U is the Real Madrid of Epl. They're so useless. If I have my way, I'll disband that club, tell the players to go and learn how to farm but bring fernandes to Liverpool.

kalu61:
Calm down. Your wailing is too early

Basicend:
Oga stop calling this touts peaceful protesters and stop deceiving yourself.

You are funny.I don't deal with political issues with sentiment.I just condemned the act of stripping suspects naked when the law court have not found them guilty yet n prescribe that as a form of punishment.
Meanwhile,I have followed the news of this incident since yesterday till today on both print and electronic media.I have not seen any of them describing the arrested people as touts.They addressed them as protesters who were arrested at lekki toll gate while protesting or attempting to protest.Even the police that arrested them addressed them as protesters.
So,who am I or who are you to tag them as touts?

I strongly condemned this inhumane treatment meted out to the peaceful protesters!
If Amnesty International talk now,they will say they should vacate the shores of Nigeria,that the are enemies of the State.
God dey sharr!

Kaduna1stson:
What's bad about it, doesn't he remove his cloth at home?

He was trying to topple a good northern president.

We northerners cannot sit idle and allow the SW to paint our president bad. This same president built the Lagos to Maradi Niger Republic train tracks to ensure that the yorubas travel to Niger to get education and tourism.

Travel to where to get education? Some of these Nigerian youths are comedians without knowing.

I dey think all this while,weda Rogers go fit borrow me like 3 of his front line players make I take go play Athletico De Madrid.Those him boys sharp for goal mouth pass Gillette razor blades.Dem dey score with ease.See as dem year Liverpool defense apart within just 6 minutes.But u see those my Chelsea Frontline players? Dem blunt past shovel wer dem never sharp before since dey make am.
Dem n goalscoring no fit go in the same sentence.
If the man go gree borrow me,I promised to return dem uninjured to him after de two- legged match with Diego Someone's men.

uniqueuser:
We go still win the Europa League

Against Sevilla?

Come n win nah!

Angelfrost:
At least you saw them carry it in your lifetime... Many were not that fortunate!!!

Instead of Liverpool to allow the game to end in a barren draw as it was already tilted towards that direction.They decided to send Firmino to display a 1920's skills to set up Salah who then played a fine volley into the top right corner of the net for a one goal lead.That was the genesis of their woes.They went on to conceit 3 cheap goals within the space of 6 minutes.The most cheepest n funniest is the second goal were TRAILER Alison jam TIPPER Kabak leaving TEACHER Vardy with an empty net to score.
Looserpool, you are surely walking alone nowadays!

Congrats my guy!
Though ur father is no more but his MANHOOD has really lived on.

ChizzyBuna:
Photo of Cuppy's Lawyer After Been Paid
With 2 bottles of Stout For His Services

So you mean DJ Cuppy paid his lawyer only two bottles of small stouts for his legal services?
Ojaar,be prepared to tender ur own apology to Cuppy within 24hrs.Your written apology will be 20 pages, published in 7 most widely read National Dailies.
Your time starts from now.

Davidblen:
this one small, come unizik ,during my 100 level gst people were dropping like flies, and the management was just packing them like as if its normal, we were told that its normal every year ,when you see questions your brain cells go fail you

And tomorrow,they will say Nigeria students are not performing well in various works of life.How will they perform,when they are learning in an unconducive environment?

youngking22:
Actually 3 girls are dead now, yesterday was so bad, Asin bad. Instead of bringing in Ambulance the school brought in police. The matter heavy for mouth...

Imagine that!

Acecards:
we will sanction the United States for this