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[quote author=LINTUNE post=109604936][/quote]Thick skin? You dey chop hippo or elephant?

My sense of humor.

Why are you making your intentions public? Are you indirectly telling the terrorists to take cover?

Count yourself lucky, she did not say EVEN AFTER MARRIAGE.

Women and regrets are just like twins. By the way, must all relationships lead to marriage?

AlhajiNatty:
Very easy case here to resolve. Divide the baby into two and share it equally amongst both claimant. The wisdom of Solomon is needed here.

I believe DNA would do the magic.

Bayaar02:
Burn the fvcking car and get a new one.

God bless our darling president.

Indeed, and you're thinking just like him. Burn the country and fly to Niger republic.

If professors can rig elections, what more of malpractice by students? Leadership by example!!

Yet the FG is finding it difficult to pay paltry 5k as hazard allowance to the striking doctors.

I think he was right. Cows are the FIRST ANIMALS in Nigeria today.

obaaderemi:
A kg of cooking gas is #450 where I live. How much is it in your neighborhood?

It's 504 naira per kg, I just bought last week.

The bandits are doing the bids of the politicians. The politicians are their masters; they can only abduct rival politicians.

Iyajelili:
South Africans and their destroy it mentality! How can you steal a coffin? Who does that? Nigeria has her issues but we are far better than some countries

Maybe he's numbering his days.

Go to some mama-put joints, you'd see expensive car owners patronising the joints. Most people have come down from their high horses, now that the reality of life has dawned on them.

seguno2:
You truly deserve your moniker- bullshit sniffer.
You are doing well boss

Are you suggesting he's high on some cheap shit?

EMAXIM:
She looks 25

Of course she should, or what do you expect a person dinning and wining with princes and princesses to look like?

Xhuntra:
This man always looks clueless in every picture of his. Na only to steal dollars na him he sabi

He no be APC member again?

Presegs:
You are buying its tyres right?

Maybe its wheel nuts.

I have seen some Peugeot 406 saloon cars with rear wipers.

How do you spread the gospel if you don't intermingle?

Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, not only in arguments but also in business.

DropsMic:
Nigeria is in the hands of Satan

Thank God my house is not included.

complexBoss12:
This guys just broke the Bro Code

By the time he comes out prison, the said girl will be enjoying her marriage. Probably, the girls daughter may even be old enough for marriage.


The only thing prison gives you is enough time to think about your mistakes. Learn from this guy, don't throw your life away for a hole you didn't dig.

Wow, that's strong.

spartan50:
Try mosquito also bro. Garnish it well o

Nah, I don't like mosquitoes; especially the anopheles. They're the warehouse of parasites.

SmartProf:
Very superb sports kit. I believe the International cricket council will love to adopt this. He handled the cricket bat with seriousness as though he wanted to cut suya.

You mean the parachute?

spartan50:
Shut up bros. Go and grill lizard.

Wow, I love grilled lizards. Well garnished with spices and drops of lemon, you will love it too.

santopelele:
Is buhari somebody's name or a dog name? Because my ekuke dog name is buhari

Ooooh. Should I congratulate or commiserate with you?

He should have simply walked away!!!!

The school environment looks like a glorified primary school, IMO.

Weedhustler:
After he don use soap baf

Na charcoal you dey use?

Dpharisee:
If they catch them in Saudi Arabia Abike Dabiri will say they were wrongly accused

She dey defend her garri na.

CaptainAyub:
Which one is stolen?
'Seized' is the right word.

Given is more correct.