₦airaland Forum

NeoWanZaeed:
I n0 get car. So make a n0 register"

You don't need to have a car before you obtain the licence.

Phelix111:
A Everything!

So a woman married as a virgin CANNOT be UNFAITHFUL in her marriage?

xProfx:
If you get brother like me you fit drop am for T-junction as sacrifice for Buhari... I go support you with transport fare.

Sorry o, I no get brother like you. You are specifically made for such a sacrifice.

xProfx:
I said it... Nice one. Government directives sometimes lack direction. Nobody wants to go to early grave because of the government. We don dey get sense small small...

You no wan sacrifice for dis government?

What has VIRGINITY got to do with being FAITHFUL in marriage?

Imstrong2:
those men are way beyond enemies this time around this is pure wickedness and there's no peace for the wicked that's the gospel truth

I can understand how you feel. We shouldn't allow our utterances to derail us.

400billionman:


My dream is to have 80 cars in my garage, 2 private planes and a yatch in Monaco.

Why Monaco, and not Lagos?

LiesSlayer007:
very shameless bastards loitering the east,sons of darkness who hates the light and would always eliminate any who is progressing. reason development eludes the zone. what has this man done to warrant this?
may the killers and their sponsors never see light..
may they die in the open field,and let the vultures and birds of prey eat their carcasses
may their wives and daughters become prostitutes and exchange bottle water for sex
may their wives be publicly rapped
may their mothers mourn them
let the day become darkness for them
may worms eat them alive
so shall it be
may they never repent
so shall it be

If you're a Christian, would these verses mean anything to you? Matt 5:44, Luke 6:22.

femi4:
yes cos BVN reg didn't capture data like your height etc

Why can't they use our driver's licence, it has our full details; including facial marks, blood group, and height?

NaijaRoyalty:
She looks like a runs girl

Looks could be deceptive.

Bornsinner7:
While I was busy sleeping..

.......you dreamed that you're the new Dangote.

Combination of 2 professors, an experience Nigeria never had.

It is a taboo in this regime to see poor people smiling. The only thing that fuels this government, is the tears of the masses; that's why they try so hard to make us cry by all means.

Olunmercy56:
Somebody should please take me out of this country! Enough of these wahala

Are you ready to go to Afghanistan? Free flight available.

ethicallyright:
The first week of this year has produced stories with diverse themes , hopeful and thought-provoking news contents and revealing current affairs nuggets.

Few of these captivating pieces of information have made it to the front page of Africa's largest Internet forum, Nairaland. One of the trending media content that got to the front page was that of a cultural masquerade who relieved himself of his traditional duty after a convincing sermon by a young christian lady.

From twitter retweets by conservatives to Facebook timelines of Pan-Africans and even in the Nairaland thread provided immediately after this paragraph, there has been a battle of wits between citizens who believe the Nigerian culture of masquerading has outlived its importance and those who find pride in the ways of their ancestors who came before them.

https://www.nairaland.com/6344670/lady-converts-masquerader-christianity-makes

The purpose of this thread is anything but an argument. This thread simply reveals, with concrete evidence, what multinationals and foreigners think about our masquerades and masks.

Have you ever wondered why a rich successful man with educated and beautiful woman as a wife, yet goes after his housemaid? Or even a woman married to a rich husband, yet goes after her driver or gardener? We, naturally, go after things that are missing in our lives.

Babzrockman:
Nothing really change from this pic. The face and the big head.

Na brain full am.

NwaAmaikpe:




This is pure injustice.
Shockingly funny how one can become an overnight pauper by a government that should enrich you.

The callous treated meted out to this woman for an unsubstantiated claim leaves me heartbroken...a claim that is not even a crime in the first place.

My spirit is moved to help her recover some of her losses. The Kaduna State Government should replace her building and everything she has lost...but they should just leave the pregnancy replacement for me.

I will come in there.

Do you want to plant on somebody else's farm?

Kriss216:
If I eventually find myself in Canada, I’ll first go and barb Kodo, so that Canada breeze go comot all the nonsense Nigeria suffering from my head.

This can be regarded as HATE SPEECH by the Buharists.

Racoon:
Same terrorists your government is granting amnesty as repented, rehabilitated and deradicalized BH terrorists? After all, "a fight against BH is a fight against the north."

Here is baba commiserating with his real brothers on the other side of the country Meanwhile, similar situation full ground in Nigeria today but he just does not care.Always "unaware, shock, or surprised." Sai baba!

You didn't mention the "I CONDEMN"

jumper524:
sorry bro I meant shouldn't.

Ok, happy new year.

Go to Afghanistan, Mali, Iran, Iraq or Somalia. I believe you would appreciate your home country, Nigeria.

MaxInDHouse:
Well from my past experience in those days, it's a covenant with the spirits that when you're having sex with a celebrity you're attracting more goodies to yourself spiritually!
So it's another form of ritual!

Unholy communion??

jumper524:
lol..
getting land in the northern part of the country should be a problem.
you just need to relate well with some individuals and your good to go.
if you can't, you can still get lands at cheap rate for rent.
bro I suggest you buy your seedlings now and preserve them till farming starts

I don't believe you.

Romanoff:
Yes it Yoruba.

Thanks again, enjoy your weekend.

donbachi:
Apc is a citadel of deceit..lai mohamed,femi adesina and garba shehu are all course reps.

Sometimes I wonder how their family members feel when these people conveniently tell lies.

Romanoff:
Kokumo means "can not die again.

Thanks, is it in Yoruba language? There was a song we used to sing when we were little kids.

Romanoff:
Larry King live.

His Simpsons episode is one I remember accurately.

He has lived a long life so if he survives this, his name will be kokumo.

I have been hearing of this word, but I don't know the meaning

Macgyver1:
Lol prophet wey dey play away match.

You mean him dey visit other churches?

Charmingrascal:
Read again bro
What I am saying is that there is no way non Nigerians can get Nigerian national ID and without that FG is threatening to block people's lines.
Does that mean that those who are not Nigerian citizens will get their lines blocked?

Read and comprehend!!

The NIMC would issue them with a temporary ID number that will enable them do the registration.

XXXXTENTACION:
Monkey village


dem dey chop Monkey for the village ni

Dem dey chop banana for banana island?