₦airaland Forum

HarunaWest:
Are your windows and doors always shut. The snake might have entered vie the toilet. Check your manhole of its sealed properly

Via

Nehyooh:
Which assignment ?

It NATURALLY has only 2 assignments, urinating and the ULTIMATE.

Alooone:
once saw a lizard swallow another lizard live...uptill today i dont know how to explain that scenario

I witnessed one too.

GodPunishBiafra:


If you have a sister, you could easily solve the puzzle

His wife would be in a better position to help.

In my room or hers?

nifemi25:
I would have love to mind my business but my third leg might disagree with my thought....

Are you also thinking with your third leg?

Just stop the relationship now. Man up and call it quits.

It is normal. This is your morning parade; when you wake up in the morning, it wakes with you in readiness for any assignments.

Nigerian girls are LIABILITY grade one.

tunary:
Until you browse their website before you'll know the one that have evolved to the red sea

Ok o.

Grgton:
no, it depend on the proximity of network mass or phone specifications

MAST

YourNextLevel:
Yes

For instance 3G cannot give you 4G speed even though your using 4G or LTE handset and lives near the network mask

MAST

tunary:
The ladies know say Toto when tight dey sweet pass toto when don slack with too much allowance, that is why most of them dey use toothpaste, alum and different kinds of cream just to make am tight again but it can never be the same again. that is why we dey advice ladies make them no dey charge their phone with different chargers because different chargers go destroy their charging port. that's why some ladies don develop red sea

How can we know the culprit, slack charging port or small joystick?

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I mean I might tho but the only difference is I'd get away with it

First thing first. Kill him then think of getting away with it.

tunary:
E be like say veronica toto tight well well, when woman Toto too tight e dey turn man brain upside down

No make some women go meet tailor to saw their tin just to make am tight o.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I wish same fate to all men who cheat

Pray to have a cheating husband/bf so that you can kill him.

Lennylinconlee:
She allow devil to rejoice over her. Mercy is still available. So bad. Now she wll suffer and raise a child without a father because of jealousy

She will gladly tell the child that she killed him.

Iblak:
Attacks on men by women are getting rampant but who cares? He is not a woman


If you have a business or side hustle, check my signature

A time will surely come when 10 women will be killing themselves to have one man.

Ereolamide:
Philomena! so this is what you've been doing in school?

Wait let daddy come back from the brothel.

The mother nko, to come back from where na, beer parlour abi?

GamalNasser:
Woke should not kill himself over COVId ooo...he seems to be a good crisis leader unlike Buhari that's not good in anything

Anything?

Sonfethopia:
The man is funny o. Does he not have sisters?

Is his wife not a woman? His mother nko? He's a stupid man!!!

Does John 12:3 make any sense to the OP?

missimelda01:
lol what does short knicker nose look like? Never heard of that

It's a pity I have not come across one, I would have snapped. Maybe next time.

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dannytoe:
Thought FG promise free electricity for Nigerians,
Is this how the free electricity will start.

Accept everything you hear at your own peril.

The army is tellling Buhari what he wants to hear. They will soon demand for more millions of dollars. This boko haram fight is like chicken that lays the golden egg for some few Nigerians.

Mmuoojukwu:
The world is in difficult time right now. Every world leader is doing his best reaching the citizens, not by proxy or surrogacy. Is our case not pathetic where we see only recorded broadcast? No question, no answer, no smile, no laughter. Will this continue till 2023 or is our president going to come out one day and have interaction with the press and exchange pleasantries with the citizens? I hope I'm not asking too much as a citizen? You don't know how we miss our interaction with our president and how Nigerians hate recorded broadcast.

If you ask him about the nation's economy, he will start telling you about the school children feeding programme while they are at home.

DahOriginal:
Finally its ready

See how man dey cook. Some girls na so so noodles and fried eggs.

SeverusSnape:
Who's Mercy Johnson

We don't know her here in Madagascar.

Well, Congratulations to her.

Madagascar in Cameroon here?

Pubichairs:


The Chinese doctors that came to Nigeria..of what importance are they to this present situation

We haven't heard of them for long...

APC stray dogs ...I believe u guys have answers to it

Maybe they came to acquire our land. The land which the herdsmen couldn't acquire.

WHERE ARE THE DOLLARS?