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[size=15pt]Please can anyone confirm whether or not Weeping General Buhari has been able to forge a kindergarten completion certificate as yet ?

With all this argumentation back and forth, this VITAL question doesn't seem to have been answered definitively. [/size]

Since Buhari evidently has such great difficulty speaking the English language such that the world can understand a word of his babbling, we now need to rely on interpreters to get at the truth.

Thank you in advance for any light that can be shed here.

IbnSultaan:
NA has repel the attack!!!!!

This is great news, Sultan, but these terrorist hordes are relentless.


Unless you have NO means to do so, I again urge you to leave Maiduguri at the FIRST chance that presents itself, never to return until the guns FINALLY fall silent.

idupaul:
Which Airforce Jets are U guys always talking of please? For ur info Boko haram has stopped Guerilla warfare for a year , the sieze towns and hold on to them and even set up criminal governance in some places , for ur info the drive around in a porous poor battle formation of up to 30 Hilux soft body pickups which is when our Jets (if we have any) should pounce and extinguish them with ease.. Since they always get away scot free with their hilux convoy I would be right to say Nigeria doesn't have a single function jet that can hit things on the ground

Those on the ground in Maiduguri this morning are confirming that the Air Force is delivering serious firepower on the advancing enemy troops. If the air force was not up to speed in the past, it is safe to say NOW that the beast is WIDE awake, and the enemy IS learning to fear the bear in the air, in downtown Maiduguri, as we speak.

IbnSultaan:
No. I was inform

Thanks for the confirmation. Keep you head down, brother. An RPG shot is devastatingly accurate out to 500 meters.

ednut1:
do we even hav airforce in dis country

Oga Tunde Nigerian air force jets are bombarding the enemy on an industrial scale as we speak RIGHT FFUCKING NOW, in downtown Maiduguri.

Princecalm:
Yea, rocking around with my AK47

So what is your best score on Sony Playstation's Tour of Duty ?

IbnSultaan:
RPG hits a house. Killing occupants

You heard this, or you saw it with your own eyes ?

Sultan, what is keeping you there ? Can't you relocate southwards to Kano or even Abuja, after the dust settles ? They may be defeated today, but Bokko Haram WILL return to Maiduguri before long, and possibly in larger numbers, backed by artillery.

Wait till the coast is clear, and then get the ffuck out of there with your loved ones PRONTO !

Promhize:
That's what you don't understand, this isn't a war between two different territories. There are definitely over 5,000 terrorists in those forests, if not double or triple those numbers, relying on element of surprise to carry out their attacks. Going into unknown territory, our military will most likely be massacred.

Whatever the case, we those military men knows better than us

You are right Promhize. This is a guerilla war being waged against Nigeria, where the enemy mingles with the civilian population, only to gather and attack in hit-and-run fashion, with very few direct confrontations that would enable the air-force jets to wipe out large enemy troop concentrations. This is a very cunning and cowardly enemy, but they are very dangerous nonetheless.

jars9:
If Pa Bunari can't control his boys or call them to order with the incident in jos and kaduna, then if he's elected we all doomed, i know he stands no chance of winning the election is this the kind of leader nigerians want?we deserve alot better.

Fulani-Buhari Supporters In Jos and Kaduna Burning Dr. Goodluck Jonathan Campaign Bus

They are chanting praises to Buhari, while acting violently and destroying GEJ campaign bus.

This is the true nature of the Jihadist Buhari, this is what he is known for, causing death and destruction of Goverment and private properties.

IS THIS THE LEADERS WE WANT?

Human life has ZERO value to serial election loser Bokko Hari. He wants to get at the money from the Niger Delta oil fields, BY FORCE.

IbnSultaan:
Sulemanti ward of Maiduguri is under siege by BH residents are fleeing for there lives, while fight intensify

I visited Maiduguri several times in years gone by, and it is so hard to understand what these people hope to achieve by taking that sleepy town.

Can you see or hear helicopter gunships Sultan ?

IbnSultaan:
The attack started at about 02:00hrs

One wonders whether these mercenaries use night-vision gear, since they do seem to launch their offensives under the cover of darkness.

IbnSultaan:
NAF Jets hovering the sky in Maiduguri! #VictoryforNigeria"

You's da man Sultan. We await confirmation that the enemy has been neutralized totally and driven back in disarray.

chukwudi44:
Buhari should first probe how he enlisted into the Nigerian army without any certificate and after that hand himself over to the police for prosecution.

He can further help by pointing out those other fake 'Generals' whom he helped into the Nigerian army through the backdoor.
It is fellow illiterate'Generals' like him that are stifling the war against boko haram

Ha ha ha ha Yeah buddy. PULL OVER BUHARI, and show us your fake papers.

monteriza:
GREAT! Are the jets ours?

The Boko invaders only have re-supply helicopters, at least thus far.

eyeview:
The Nigerian army will decimate them in a battle,the boko haram will retreat after suffering heavy casualties,instead of our soliders to go after them and finish them,they will allow them to retreat and regroup for another attack.
Why can't we be on the offensive for ones?

Another armchair general in the house. Oya go there and direct operations now, if you know you can do the job better than the officers on the ground.

IbnSultaan:
BH is loosing fighters presently at the outskirts of Maiduguri. Kudos to #NA #CJTF"

Sounds like the Nigerian Air Force is giving very good account of itself in the field of combat.

Keep us abreast as the screaming eagles continue to pound the ground.

alaoeri:
PDP agents at work in a bid to disenfranchise NE one of the strongholds of GMB.

Boko Hari and his Arab mercenaries will be cut to tiny pieces by the combined efforts of those fighter jet-jockeys and their allies on the ground.

IbnSultaan:
#Maiduguri Borno under intense attack, heavy guns artillery heard around Molai Biu road.We sawJets now. Pandemonium all over town

Keep us posted Sultan, and do NOT allow yourself to be caught by EITHER side in this chaotic war situation. Summary executions will be rampant on both sides, since neither side will have the manpower to guard prisoners at the height of the skirmish.

This is SERIOUS chit. We await further reports from you, and may the Almighty protect you and your family.

udemzyudex:
lol...you're too dull to understand what the op is trying to elucidate.... No be by crowd.

You should have left him to wallow in his confused state of mind, just for our entertainment here today.

midolian:
Do we still hav anybody doubting buhari's victory ds time around?

The Weeping General WILL fulfill his destiny of becoming the Grand Exalted Seriki of Buhari Village, Republic of Chad, and NOBODY can stop this eventuality.

Trut:
PapiWata, I see you ooo, you take style dey toast de babe wey I dey eye since

Ha ha yes I am a proud member of the Broken Heart's Club of Nairaland.


I know wettin I dey find quite alright, but my hand nogo fit reach each am lai-lai. Diariz God.

Onasa22:
Has he showed his certificate? Why the dance? Pls show us you certificate

Can't somebody at least print that terror gang leader a certificate for dancing at the age of 92 years old, without dropping dead in the process.

Jennynkk:
I have nothing to hide. I am really proud of myself whether good or bad.

So that is you. Wow is all I can say.

Good thing you didn't post a bikini shot, or I'd wind up needing medical attention just from the sensory overload of contemplating the promised land.

Anyway, enough of that. Your sense of humor is as rare as your knockout good looks, and you bring to mind a younger, prettier Alicia Keys.

Lord have mercy. This woman is ILLEGALLY fine, and I ain't lyin'.

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eaglechild:
What a show of shame.

I could barely pick out the words he was saying.

"Ze frice of oil has been ridiculed"

What does that mean?

This man will cause problems for this country.

Yes we have been criticizing you for being rigid, [zise=14pt]but we do not want you to collapse on the podium just to prove a point.[/size]

The federal government, out of humanitarian pity, will provide a private jet to transport Weeping General Boko Hari to North Korea for treatment if he suffers a heart-attack while trying to recapture the youth he left behind in 1932, while break-dancing on stage, in celebration of an imaginary victory in the contest to rule over his heads of cattle out there in Buhari Village, Chad.

Come to think of it, The Weeping General does look stoned most of the time, in addition to looking lost and confused, as though he hates having to explain his dream of RULING Nigeria, over and over again to paid crowds of jobless people gathered in parts of Nigeria whose "locals" he has always viewed with haughty disdain.

Even as he sits uncomfortably at the endless stream of campaign stops, wondering in the back of his mind whether one of his many mortal foes might have posted a rifleman atop a building a hundred yards off, Bokko Hari the terror gang leader must already be contemplating the new wave of bloodshed that he will unleash on the civilian electorate, in the very likely event that Nigeria elects to retain her incumbent president for another term in office ending in 2019, while showing the sore loser the door, AGAIN.

mohammedmagnus:
dude your harsh ooo," prostitute"

Ok sorry professor. He should have referred to that woman as a call-girl, or maybe even a "recreation consultant".

mikeansy:
This is very weird

A man seeking the people's vote is simply not interested in communicating not connecting with the people and yet some say its ok to vote for him based on speculation on what kind of President he will be?

For the sake of our country I really don't want to find our how disastrous Buhari Presidency will be otherwise I would have said let Buhari enter make some people eye open.

How can a man seeking votes not be interested in speaking to his people
How can a man seeking to be elected not be willing to fill his INEC forms correctly?
How can a man seeking votes just arrogantly boycott election debates he was invited for?
All of this have arrogant dictatorship written all over it.

You are talking about a delusional, mentally unstable fantasist who is utterly convinced that he is BORN to rule over a nation of 200 million souls. Why would such a confused and illiterate person waste precious mental effort struggling to speak the English language for the purpose of seeking electoral support from people he regards with silent contempt, despite his pained crocodile smile during campaign rallies ?

Obviously Buhari will be defeated at the polls AGAIN, just as he was the past 17 times he sought to RULE a nation of people he mostly loathed, so he is obviously putting in the bare minimum of effort during this latest of his campaign toilet runs. Weeping General Buhari HOPES that his CORE supporters and financiers, the kleptomaniac northern politicians and ex-military usurpers of Nigeria's oil fields, will be able to maintain their death-grip monopoly on oil-drilling rights in the Niger Delta by IMPOSING their puppet Buhari as RULER of Nigeria, for the sole purpose of ensuring that the leases to operate Nigeria's multi-billion dollar oil drilling rights are quietly renewed for the same cast of filthy rich villains, as has been done over most of the nation's history, come 2106 when the leases are scheduled to expire.