₦airaland Forum

AlfaSeltzer:
If Buhari wins on 14th February but dies before handover, what happens? Will GEJ hand over to Osinbajo?

Will the North accept that?

That would amount to good riddance of a cancerous growth, which in turn would make the world a FAR better place for everyone.

mathskill:
The certificate issue again. I guess you hv run out of devilish ideas to tarnish Buharis name.

Ha ha ha oh no, there is more to point out, starting with your idol's fear of engaging ANYONE in a public debate, coupled with his premature and laughably presumptive threats to KILL a free press in order to hide the truth about his own primordially demonic antecedents.

Anyway, for the sake of your own health, I advise you to try and cheer up despite the impeding electoral landslide defeat of your terror gang fugitive from justice - Weeping General Bokko Hari.

All is well in the known universe on this fine day. All is well ha ha ha.

johnbu:
i want you to realize the fact that God is using tinubu to propagate the goodness of democracy in nigeria, that would ensure uniformity in all sectors, abolishment of insecurity conundrum, through nomination of leader and changing of serving corrupt cabinet.

I like your sense of humor, because that is what it takes to wax poetic over a fugitive drug lord called Tinubu, who dare not set foot in the US, on account of an assured trip into jail that awaits him there.

Seriously, you are a hysterically funny guy, and I urge you consider parlaying your talent into a career on TV as a stand-up comedian.

mathskill:
U can only capitalize on my spelling error but not on the content. Since u r empty in the head like your ogogoro master cum zoologist fake phd holder dumboo president you fail react to my points.

Oga no vex o. Na only to correct ya kindergarten FAILURE grammar I dey try to do here, and na like this you come dey thank me ?

You too wicked, just like ya oga Bokko Hari. Oya, two of you, show us ya certificate.

1009ja:
And these are the fools who wants to moderate the so called presidential debate. I support #SAIBUHARI to ignore the PDP paid fools. On 14FEBUHARI, they will all change their tones because they would like to keep their jobs under the ZEROCORRUPTION government that GMB will run.

Oh yes, Bokko Hari the mass-murdering terror gang leader buffoon can COUNT on the votes of illiterates nationwide.

slimfit1:
These two stations are not very professional at all in performing their duties.

We are so very sorry that you too cannot help but weep copiously, over this FACTUAL documentary.

Just take heart, for Bokko Hari will soon be on the way back to his village in the Chad Republic, and his comedy of errors will be long forgotten.

Wait a couple more weeks in your mom's basement, and your anguish will be over for good soon enough.

drey076:
I have not seen what can stop buhari from winning except God dat knows d end from d beginning. Those campaign are only allowing buhari to gain more popularity....

Oh yes, just as shouting that you want to be a rich man, 7 times per day, will result in 10 million dollars materializing in your bank account.

I am heading over to your house with my skunk smoking apparatus as we speak. so please don't be stingy with that good chit.

joeyekembele:
Just a presidential candidate, Buhari wants the freedom of the press denied by sanctioning. If he wins what becomes the fate of the pressmen? Outright proscription I am sure. Once a dictator, always a dictator.
[size=16pt]BUHARI, Wey YA CERTIFICATE?[/size]
Do not utter any word anymore until you show your certificate and prove that you are qualified.

Ha ha ha ha ha you are too mean to the expired tyrant, dude. You know how easily Bokko Harri breaks down and gets to WEEPING, yet you have no pity on that mass-murdering bastard.

mathskill:
It simply means u and your friends dont hv the brains to differrentiate btw propaganda and a well researched documentary. Gabbaje in gabbaje out. No intellctual capacity to analyse information.

When you return to kindergarten in the company of Bokko Hari the terror gang leader, one of the spellings that you will be ordered to write on the blackboard 200 times as DAILY punishment, will be the world "GARBAGE".


Once you have mastered that very difficult and confusing spelling, you will be asked to write the words "tyrant", "loser", terrorist" and of course "illiterate", until you are blue in the face. Then, inevitably, you will FAIL the course, and be asked to REPEAT kindergarten again, and again, and again, just like your Weeping General and terrorist gang leader has been cursed to repeat his election toilet runs over and over again, until the end of all time, or until the 150 cows come home, whichever comes first.

Chukwugekwu:
Hahahahaha Buhari is a failure

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Na really waaa for the loser-man Bokko Hari. So-so vex no dey let am sleep for night, no dey let am chop for afternoon,

Seed how as him body dry like bonga-fish. Upon all the money when him teef, common to siddon chop food, he no fit ha ha ha.

Dem never flog am yet, but he don dey cry ALREADY, dey narrate, dey complain, dey shout say him go jail dem all.

Buhari don FAIL already, and referee never even blow whistle to start election. Na God go solder than Mumu-hari him dirty yansh ha ha ha.

joseph1832:
The documentary was a total attack on Buhari's person, if it was aired against GEJ, we'll be hearing something different from Rhino Omokri and Okupe!.

I believe the appropriate authority should take decisive action against the media houses responsible. Although I don't see them doing anything against the NTA because its own by the government!.

Please pack your chit and go live in North Korea, you dumb ffuck, for that is where you can worship the Dear Leader to your heart's content, given that you are evidently very confused about the VITAL role of a FREE AND UNFETTERED press in the context of a true democracy.

Goodbye sir, and please do write us from your new home in North Korea, where there is NO press to muzzle.

rozayx5:
the illiterate hates a free press

Yes sir, and if only Bokko Hari could read up to the kindergarten level, he could chit his pants at what the press has to say with respect to his demonic exploits past and present.

calebo101:
Hmmm, na wa. He never win e don start to gag the press already. I hope Nigeria does not turn into North Korea soon.

May God see us through.

It is a very good thing that the terror gang leader Bokko Hari is demonstrating that his fundamental EVIL disposition and character remain essentially unchanged despite the passage of DECADES since the dark age during which Weeping General Bokko Hari was a power-drunk military coup plotter.

Never one to engage his limited faculties for any sort of strategic or tactical thinking, Weeping General Bokko Hari is ALREADY celebrating an election victory that will ONLY ever exist in his sick and depraved imagination, and this is a GOOD thing, since this latest bout of impotent screaming and ranting illustrates beautifully that the legion of chronic maladies afflicting this ugly and sadistic creature are NOWHERE NEAR subsiding to make way for rational thought anywhere within the bony recesses of his largely vacant cranial cavity.

baybeeboi:
sorry Mr Buhari,no body is sanctioning no body.
We enjoyed watching it
If you have yours you just have to pay and get it aired.

Yes we are so VERY sorry for the Bokko Haram leader, Weeping General Buhari, because his delusions of grandeur are the cause of such PAIN ANGUISH and BITTERNESS to the terror gang leader and his brain-dead lemmings.

Ffuck you Boko Hari, the days of any Pellow Kwantiri-man muzzling the press are LONG over, never to return until HELL freezes over.


Once again, Weeping General Bokko Hari, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY and SORRY again, for your miserable failure of a life that you created for yourself with each killing of the innocent that you organized.

The arrest, torture and murder of newspaper reporters will mark only the beginning of the reign of arbitrary, vindictive subjugation that Bokko Harri the terror gang leader has planned for Nigeria, IF election rigging allows that illiterate certificate forger to IMPOSE himself on Nigeria as civilian tyrant accountable only to himself.

With the newspapers cowed into submission, Weeping General Bokko Hari will then zero in on internet writers and websites, in the hopes of silencing them all with targeted murders and summary jail sentences imposed in secret, EXACTLY as was perpetrated during Bokko Hari's military dictatorship that was inflicted on Nigeria way back when Africa was truly the DARK continent, where power changed hands by force of arms rather than the electoral will of the people.

Jonathan Goodluck WILL complete his second term as Nigeria's President and Commander in Chief, REGARDLESS of how many Chadian mercenaries and impoverished virgin-hunters Bokko Hari engages to attack cities and slaughter civilians in northern Nigeria.

The sore loser, Weeping General Buhari, can see the writing on the wall ALREADY, and is ALREADY whining like a stuck pig, in anticipation of YET ANOTHER landslide election defeat.

tit:
the civilian JTF do mop up and pick up wounded enemy and stragglers.
they are the reason you see enemy KIA without "trousers".
they are not frontline shock troops.

Still and all, my hat is off to them guys. When the battle is raging, the front-line can shift in seconds and anyone, civilian or military, can find themselves under brutal, withering fire, with no escape in sight. It takes balls of steel to drive TOWARDS gunfire, when every cell in your body is screaming for you to run away from the roar of heavy weapons.

Every last one of those men is a hero in my book, and their supporting role to the military must not be underestimated. If those guys decide to recycle items of clothing off dead enemy combatants, it just goes to show how desperately poor and deprived their normal every day lives have been all along, which in my humble opinion makes their bravery, even on the periphery of war, all the more remarkable and praiseworthy.

WTF ?

Ffucking awesome. I got goose-bumps checking out the shots of these wild men who faced death to protect their city.

It is one thing for a trained soldier to go into battle, but it takes entirely another level of balls-out bravery to pick up a frigging machete or muzzle-loader gun, and then board a truck with fellow civilians, all chanting war songs, to head into battle against invading hordes armed to the teeth with infantry weapons.

That, my friends is what is known as "Chutspah" in Yiddish, or more simply, heroism, in the face of overwhelming odds, in plain English.

Amefrica:
Get intimacy gadgets!!

This is the ONLY correct answer that has emerged in this thread, after ten pages of guessing and speculation.

Get a vvibrator, and use it as needed. All men lose interest in sex with their wives the INSTANT kids start popping out, and their eyes start to wander, in search of those magical women between the ages of 18 and 23, who have NEVER yet given birth. If he says he is not lusting after those firm young women, he is quite simply lying.