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The practice of bung-holing is utterly disgusting, and is by far the best way to catch and spread AIDS.

I cannot understand the appeal of stirring up a stinky waste pipe. The mere thought makes my flesh crawl.

messpero90:
oboy d part of hell dat u will be taken to will be deeper dan d devil's own, i bet u

Come on dude. Is this supposed to be a curse aimed at frightening people into imagining that you can COMMAND your fake prophet to send folks to hell ?

You'll need to threaten DIRECT bodily harm, and show me your weapon collection, to accomplish anything more substantial than merely amusing me, you horrid little ankle-biter.

Once again, and with all due respect, may I humbly suggest that Killer Pastor Jaguda kiss my mangy dog's asz until it howls like a demented coyote.

Thank you and your thieving Pastor Jaguda for your cooperation.

As e be say na for inside to-to man pikin pass enter this world, na him cause wey dem dey take eye find toto untiiiil dem don old finish, sotay some people dey even mistake die on top am, for where dem dey take power dey nak am gbi gbi gbi.

brize:
Eeehyaaa its that why Buhari refused to come out for debate? ? you want job, you no wan come interview, you dey there dey shout change change change nawa o, come tell us how una (BUHARI) wan rule us joor, cos no be change go rule us, beside it can probably be, change from worst to wor-wor. chang na only word ........ #PRESIDENTIALDEBATE, #BUHARIMUSTDEBATE

Una no see am ?

Wetting the man talk be say to siddon for house dey shout "change" like mad person, no dey win election, and na only for Nigeria we go see person when never open primary 2 book, just wake up one day begin dey halla say hin go do president and Commander in Thief, by force.

Yields:
No.


Are you stretching first? If you did "various types of pushups", did you use correct techniques for each? If you're not stretching & warming up your muscles and if you're not doing the exercises properly, you're definitely going to feel sore. Working out when you're sore as a result of your previous workout isn't a good idea. You don't want to injure yourself.

No pain no gain. Stretching is important of course, but if the man is working out and feeling no soreness, he is either using too light of a weight, or is not exerting himself enough.

For weight lifters seeking to gain weight, pain is GOOD, for it signifies that muscle fibers have been torn at the microscopic level, and will then build back up BIGGER during the subsequent hours of sleep. The paramount rule is NEVER to exercise the same group of muscles for two days running, since that will bring slower development because the torn muscle fibers are being attacked daily with no rest day given in between to allow for the muscle fiber "repair" and bulk-up process.

mkpakanaodogwu:
He is not going to win

Boko Hari's loss is assured, but we are not talking about reality here, just fantasy, so all theories and speculation are welcome.

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e7ejinima:
While agreeing with you that a Buhari presidency will naturally prefer a much more regulated media space, I will agree with those who believe that it might not be anything like his military era when he could make decrees on the spot and even backdate it a million years to rope in any culprit.

Yes, the leadership in China banned Facebook outright. The possibility is there but in practical sense, a new law will require the national assembly's upper and lower chambers. On existing statutes, it will be difficult to completely bring down a media platform like Nairaland. If the fed govt approacjes the court, they will need to specifically cite the offending content and seek for it (or them) to be pulled out, request a rebuttal and perhaps a monetary compensation as damages. But again< all that will take time and motion in a typical court process and Nairaland (and Nairalnders) will have opportunity to put up a good fight.

So, summary, no much course for alarm.

I believe current content policies on Nairaland are adequate. So worry not dear Nairalander

The press of Bokko Hari Village in Chad are certainly going to be worried now that the Weping General is about to become their Seriki-for-life.

Bright2:
What ever you sow, that you will reap.
Fela is dead but his manhood lives on!

Is the manhood kept in a museum somewhere ?

I hear that man, but make that MORTUARY for Boko Hari !

The sane world eagerly awaits the day when that lunatic monkey Pastor Jaguda shuts up forever and dies.

After erecting an illegal 6-floor structure on a foundation designed for ONE floor, and then preventing rescuers from saving the lives of those trapped inside for a whole ffucking day after the building collapsed into rubble, this thieving bastard still has the gall to issue his usual brain-dead declarations to the press, even as the South Africans get ready to sue him into well-deserved bankruptcy, over their citizens killed alongside 120 other lemmings in that rickety building.

Ffuck you Pastor Jaguda, and you can take your death-cult press releases and cram them up your crusty asz, you ffucking greedy little goblin.

Damn that woman is UGLY enough to frighten livestock.

chistev12:
I started working out yesterday because i want to get stronger. I did various types of pushups. Today, i woke up and my body was aching me. My arm and back ache slightly. I want to do pull ups today but someone told me i'm going to strain my muscles.
Should i continue the workouts despite the pain, or should i wait for the pain to stop?

Rest for one day between workouts of each area, for the best results. Working the same muscle groups on consecutive days is not as productive as when you alternate upper body 3 days a week, with legs 2 days a week.

pacifique:
Don't worry, he is going nowhere

Well at least Bokko Hari can be encouraged to close the internet in Buhari Village, Chad Republic, where he will soon get elected as Seriki-for-life.

Yes, pellow kwantiri-man, me I go close am fwa all internet and news paper and radio, yowaaaa.

Nobody can talk am nansense, andi make embarassimenti fwa Born-to-Rule Feresident of Nongeria, yowaaaa.

Normal parachutes are worn in a back-pack, and only deploy AFTER the person has jumped from the plane, so it looks like the Weeping General and terror gang leader Bokko Hari is wearing a LOCALLY MADE parachute tailored in Buhari Village, Chad Republic.

That locally-made parachute will NOT save the Weeping General from falling to his well-deserved death, but it might slow him down enough to give time for the terror gang leader to contemplate all the innocent people he ordered to be killed over the course of his wasted existence on this Earth, before he eventually hits the ground at 120 mph and is liquefied on impact.

Damn, that is one seriously ugly FAT hoe.

lowgeorge:
It's been awhile.... Operation ghost mode deactivated...... Ibos ibos ibossssss....... Una wan dieeeee on a Yoloba forum..... Sango punish all of una 1 by 1.....mad parasites.... Supporting cluelessnes cos of cash promised... Fire burn all of u... May you all die a tragic death... Mad Men tribe

So, George, have you been getting any puszy lately ?

Wow, brains, beauty and bravery all in one.

It takes a brave soul indeed to publish a lot of the news and speculation that appears in Ms. Ikeji's blog.

Her outfit is not as revealing as the OP promised us, but from what is visible, I would not play hard to get if Ms.Ikeji were ever to suggest that she and I disrobe and explore the Karma-Sutra together.

otukpo:
I keep imagining how a person, in his/her right senses would want to be ruled by buhari.

Even frim what I read about buhari regime, gmb would be more clueless than Jona.

I would rather stick with Jona, who I have seen his effort in reviving the economy which has been destroyed by over 45 years of bad governance.

The effort of Jona is really visible to thoae who don't understand that there has to be a foundation before visible structures can be seen and felt.

GEJ has been laying that foundation and we have even started seeing some of the results.

The prizes of home grown foods have even come down, our roads are looking better, etc.

So fellow Nigerians, vote wisely.


Why would one pick an old illiterate dictator over an educated young democratic and silent achiever like GEJ.

Shine your eyes people, do not be deceived by the packaging the bitter APc is offering you.

And remember, SAY NO TO ELECTION VIOLENCE

Sho' y'right.

100Cents:
He refused to show his certificate.

He refused to participate in a debate.

He prefers townhall meeting.

He refused to travel to US after all the hype by APC that US govt invited him to a strategic symposium.

Buhari and his supporters are mean illiterates..

Bokko Hari will soon be declared a genocide-organizing fugitive by the International Criminal Court in Holland, and it is with that sobering concern foremost in mind that Weeping General Bokko Hari REFUSES to set foot in the United States of America.

Yes indeed, fear of internationally recognized arrest warrants is the beginning of wisdom, to coin an over-used Nigerian-ism.

The Nigerian opposition party STILL has time at this eleventh hour to SUBSTITUTE as their presidential candidate former military administrator of Lagos State, Buba Mawra, an eminent and universally respected Master's Degree-wielding son of Nigeria's Hausa north, whose presidential candidacy would check all the important boxes - nationwide popularity, northern tribal extraction, Muslim faith, tested in office, educated to post-graduate level, military bearing, articulate conversationalist and orator, charismatic, bold and inspirational to the public.

Let the cow herder Paaaa Buhari go to face his charges of massacre instigation at the International Criminal Court without further ado, and while he is being bundled away for that long overdue appointment with justice,......

[size=18pt]"Move Over Bokko-Hari, and let Marwa take over ![/size]

This formal recognition by an association of courageous northern Nigerians, that Bokko Hari is primarily a blood-thirsty genocide instigator, is the most positive development to materialize in Nigeria since the time Buhari's rented hoodlums slaughtered civilians in the wake of his 2011 election humiliation.

The International Criminal Court should now expedite efforts to arrest and deport Weeping General Boko Hari to the Hague, Netherlands, for a fair trial on charges of mass-murder, followed by a life sentence behind bars in a nice warm cell right next door to convicted Liberian war criminal Charles Taylor.

If it is SO vital that a northern Nigerian run in Nigeria's 2015 presidential election, then a highly educated, articulate and duty-proven candidate like former Lagos State military governor Buba Marwa can still be invited at this eleventh hour, to assume the role of an opposition party presidential candidate that would REALLY give President Jonathan a run for his money at the polls.

Terror gang leader Weeping General Bokko Hari is essentially a fugitive from justice, at this point, so he needs to be set aside like a broken-down rusty car, sequel to being towed away to the junk-yard for recycling into usable scrap metal.

Sagamite:
Because these days, the forum is mainly populated by extremely daft people:

www.nairaland.com/2018597/wife-awarded-sum-n92-billion/9#28673291


And I don't waste my time reasoning with fuuktards:

www.nairaland.com/1511419/stella-oduah-travails-hardworking-public/1#19531816

I don't attack people for disagreeing with me. I attack them for lacking any sense. And I am an expert in identifying those that lack any sense.

Oh well. To each his own, brother.

Sagamite:
A cretinous fuuktard that cannot write in English is claiming to be a doctor?

Moronic product of a failed education system.

Shagman you used to write so concisely and to the point, but these days your posts mostly seem to comprise just your favorite trademark personal insult, and so little in the way of actual substance.

What is going on man ? Why all this continuous anger ? Any medical doctor will confirm that anger floods our bodies with hormones that are cumulatively hazardous to the health. There is really no compelling reason to INVITE bad health to oneself by raging continuously in this way.

It is so much more rewarding and productive to patiently dismantle the arguments made by those who disagree with your stand, point by point, and maybe in the process win over a few previously undecided readers, as opposed to simply repeating the same phrase over, and over, and over again.

Relax, and just take it easy man. Forum contributors who disagree with you on certain points are not evil enemies to be attacked Rottweiler-style each time they try and speak, but rather they are potential converts to your own side of the dispute, depending on how you present your case in a dispassionate, COURTEOUS, and logical manner.

Good stuff. the terror gang leader is cursed to fail in ALL he attempts to accomplish.

CFCfan:
It's possible. But I think he's kinda too old to adopt kids.

Actually, it is possible for children to be created by medical teams, using sperm from the father, and donated eggs from a selected woman, such that the gender of the child can be selected and implemented per the customer's preference. This procedure costs serious money, which of course is no problem for Dangote.

CFCfan:
He can bequeath his wealth to his daughter(s).

It remains to be seen if his daughters get ALL of their father's wealth by inheritance. It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

I arrived at the conclusion long ago that women are FAR more prone to reflexive industrial-scale greed and gluttony, than men will EVER be.

Why this uniquely female trait evolved, I have no ffucking idea, but taking Nigeria as a test case, the list of women, who looted money by the truck-load the INSTANT they stumbled into positions of public trust, is a list as long as history itself.

It is interesting to note that one of Africa's richest businessmen, Mr. Dangote, has allowed NO women in his vast conglomerate to attain positions where they can get their hands on his money. This fact is particularly pertinent in view of the fact that Dangote has NO male children.

It costs roughly the equivalent of 100 first-class commercial airline round-trip tickets to London from Lagos, to take ONE round-trip by chartered private jet on the same route. This utterly disgusting hooker flies on private jets ALL the ffucking time, using money from the national treasury of Nigeria.

Even the most ardent supporters of Jonathan Goodluck should be alarmed and saddened that a pathologically greedy kleptomaniac woman of this nature, who really should be locked away safely behind bars, is allowed to CONTINUE reveling in her champagne and caviar lifestyle of decadent over-consumption, at the the expense of the Nigerian treasury.

Well, I did a few searches on the net about this supposed new discovery of a giant shark, and learned to my dismay that the entire "documentary" might in fact be an elaborate hoax in which most, if not all of the events described never took place at all.

Rather than delete the whole topic, I decided to leave it up here, to illustrate how easily a self-avowed skeptic like yours truly could be tricked by a cleverly packaged tall tale crafted by Discovery Channel script writers and recounted by paid actors, in order to boost viewer ratings.

I suppose I was so easily taken in by this story because it simply never occurred to me that Discovery Channel would stoop so low as to create a work of pure fiction and then fraudulently pass it off to the viewing public as a legitimate account of factual events. I had always assumed that such a blatant use of deception by a major TV station could invite lawsuits, but maybe even that assumption is not necessarily true.

Good job Discovery Channel, for I bought that entire story hook, line and sinker, if you will pardon the pun.

Gigantic 38-Foot Man-Eating Shark – The Legend of “Submarine”.

The all-time classic shark horror movie called "Jaws" was produced in the late 1970’s, and the villain of that movie was a Great White shark that measured 25-feet, which, until the year 2014, was believed to be an unrealistically long mythical specimen that could only exist in a fictional tale, given that virtually all Great White sharks that had been captured on film were, on average, a “mere” 15 feet long.

Recently, the Discovery Channel aired a TV program about a surreal incident off the coast of South Africa that completely re-wrote the history of Great White sharks, by showing CLEARLY filmed evidence and multiple eye-witness accounts describing a Great White shark of absolutely GARGANTUAN proportions, that measured a mind-blowing 38 feet long, and, as if that astonishing size was not enough, displayed almost human-like intelligence of the sort never before in history associated with the already impressive Great Whites of South Africa.

This earth-shaking discovery occurred just LAST YEAR, in 2014, when a tourist whale-watching boat set sail from Cape Town harbor, transporting nature enthusiasts on a leisurely cruise close to a rocky island off the coast of Cape Town, in an area known for good reason as “Shark Alley”. The boat’s captain pulled his vessel too close to the rocky island, and in the process ran the vessel into submerged rocks, causing the boat to capsize and spill 23 people into the shark-infested waters, where commenced a spell-binding and utterly terrifying series of events which would NEVER have been taken for a fact, were it not for MULTIPLE cameras that captured what was to follow.

Before the stricken ship keeled over and sank 40 feet to the bottom of churning seas, radio SOS messages summoned a number of rescue boats that all raced to converge on the scene, where frantic efforts were made to pull the terrified swimming passengers from the freezing waters. As cameras rolled from multiple angles, several 15-foot Great White sharks quickly converged to circle around the swimmers, one of whom suffered a bite in short order, before being hauled aboard a rescue boat alive but bleeding profusely.

Ghostly green images of the circling monsters were clearly captured on the screen of underwater sonar equipment, as the frantic rescue operation progressed, but then something occurred with baffled and mystified all observers present. In an instant, all the circling sharks departed the scene at speed, leaving the several panicked swimmers still floundering in the blood stained waters, and awaiting their turn to be pulled aboard rescue boats.

It was at that point that a woman who had tied herself to a 25-foot long inflatable plastic float was pulled under water by an unseen force of such magnitude that the entire float and the woman vanished forever. Based on the flotation characteristics of the vessel to which the woman had tied herself, scientists later calculated that a downward force of 4.8 tons was required to make that 25-foot float vanish underwater forever, along with the woman who was evidently swallowed whole by a yet unseen mega-beast of biblical proportions.

In a few short minutes, a scene of mind bending horror was beheld by all aboard several rescue boats, as multiple cameras captured the stranger than fiction events. The colossal 38 foot shark emerged from the murky depths, and began to push a second screaming victim methodically AWAY from the rescue boats, and out to open sea. The beast was evidently waiting for its first victim to digest, while carefully keeping possession of its second meal of the evening. After about ten minutes of gently nudging its new victim with its nose, the shark that was later nick-named “Submarine” broke the surface with its mouth open wide, and swallowed the thrashing victim WHOLE in one bite.

The drama intensified dramatically, as a brave diver in a metal cage was sent down to evacuate the last three people who were trapped in an air pocket inside the sunken boat, 40 feet under water. With the giant shark now ramming the boat with its nose, and breaking it open to get at the four people inside, a narrow escape into the cage and up to the surface was carried out in an utterly heroic finale that no movie script writer could ever have dreamed up.

The shark called “Submarine” bears on its nose the huge scar of a harpoon fired back in 1976 by a South African fisherman, and so is readily identifiable in the film footage captured on the day of that historic ship wreck just last year in 2014, and with that, a new sea legend was born. To this day, that previously unimaginable Great White shark continues to prowl the waters of Shark Alley, South Africa, keeping a keen eye out for more tasty humans on which to snack. Anyone with even the slightest interest in sharks and maritime legend MUST watch this jaw-dropping Discovery Channel documentary that turned upside down all previous assumptions about the mysterious Great White Shark.