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The skeletal, cadaverous appearance of Bokko Hari is a triumph of the embalmer's art, to borrow a phrase.


Anyone who doesn't look closely at Boko Hari would fail to notice that he has actually been DEAD for 9 years. It must take hours to apply all that makeup that "brings it to life"

delishpot:
Him try.

The less likely of two possibilities with this story is that the "victim" who paid $100K USD to an un-seen stranger was in fact getting scammed by a young man POSING as a woman, in that classic and frequently seen MODALITY employed by internet 419 scam artists.

Far more likely, this story is not legitimate or truthful on any level. The "gullible" American man featured in this planted news story MUST be running a classic reverse-sting to entrap and waste the time of Nigerian internet scam artists.

That creative and comical counter-scam discipline is known as "Scam Bating", and features in by far the most hilariously funny internet website in existence - The Ebola Monkey Man, along with its British counterpart website called 419 Eater.com.

seunmsg:
Really? That must be something to brag about.

No fess Oga. We nogo do so again.

On another related front, buttnekkid pictures of terror gang leader Buhari's UK-based daughter are circulating among millions of internet celebrity muff connoisseurs, and further threatening to expose the expired geriatric tyrant as a woeful failure of a parent, as AMPLY evidenced by those jaw-dropping, what-the-gynecologist-saw pictures that leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination.

Can you say "Balder is better?"

seunmsg:
And the president stumbled. This is a sign that he should retire quietly. At 90, you have no business being president.

I bet you Mugabe gets to service and paw more fine young puszy on a monthly basis as a 90-year old president, than you will ever get over the next 10 years of really working at it.

Very skillful job, that picture is.

The subtle way that both men's faces were reverse-aged to look far more youthful, while remaining very recognizable, is a real work of artistic genius.


Looking at that picture of Boko Hari's youth reminds me to ask him yet again this burning existential question :

[size=18pt]Bokko Hari - Wey ya certificate ?[/size]

coolzone73:
I laugh when people talk about university especially in Nigeria looool, just imagine your self 5% of Nigeria graduate hardly get jobs and this jobs are created by those who do not attend the University check most Nigeria billionaire I bet 1% attend University, with the hundred of prof in the country what tangible has they invented in the country where are their research, innovation nothing to show for

No forovlen, Megida. Unifasty no be fwa ebiri-body. Sikool, no be fwa ebiri-body. Yowaaa

tomakint:
@Op dream on, afterall dreams are FREE.........

When I want Bokko -
-Hari to wiiiin

Even though I know
He'll lose agaiiiiin

Whenever I'm confused
All I gotta do

Is dreeeeam,
dream, dream, dreeeam, dreeeeaaam

I'll dreeeam
Dream dream dream, dreeeam hmmm

Defeat he doesn't miiiind
He'll just go home and cryyyy
When Bok--ko
gets trounced again

The only problem is
Gee whiz
I'm dreaming my liiiife awaaaayy

Classic BokkoHari Brothers Hits All Day Long, Right here on Bokko Radio !

johnbuck81:
wat d heck do u xpect from an illiterate who wants to rule d most powerful n populous black nation in d whole wide world...
its a very big shame for a presidential candate to be caught up in such mess.
no certificate.
not even waec.
let him go n be d president of his 150 cows.

This is true. Even cows require a Seriki-for-Life. This is a very important consideration that Bokko Hari must act upon right away.

Monkey no fine, but him mama love am

Bokko Hari go fail AGAIN, but him village love am.

No chit ?

In MY dream the Bokko Haram terror gang leader was apprehended at night under the full moon in a camel enclosure near Buhari Village in the Chad republic, inserting his maggot-like phallus into the hind-quarters of the startled animals, whose cries attracted night watchmen that raced over and grappled the Weeping General to the ground while the camels stampeded away into the darkness.

Please don't be so mean to Bokko Hari's Born to Rule role-model, since what I see in the pictures is a 150-year young man whose false teeth fell out, and who was scrambling to find them and put them back in.

Alternatively it could be that Mugabe was break dancing to the delight of the adoring crowd. Either way it is a very entertaining spectacle to watch, and we look forward to more similar pictures.

Onasa22:
Papa Buhari should go back to School, afterall in APC life begins at 73!

It is doubtful whether the Boko Haram death-cult leader Weeping General Buhari could achieve a passing grade to enroll in primary school, but he should at least be permitted to re-take those exams as many times as possible while recording failures, just as he FAILED to attract anything more substantial than ridicule with each of his 23 futile election toilet-runs.

No Buhari No Cry
Nooooo Buhaaari no cry

I remember
When we used to vote
elect any president BUT you now

Each time you'd run mad,
begin to weep again
And tell us that its the laaast time

But after four years
You’ll come back again
Sayin’ you just got to ruuule dem.

No Buhari-Babylon no Cry
Nooooo Buhaaaari no cry

Well in twenty-eleven,
Ya told us blood will flow
from the dog and the baaaaboons

Next thing you know
They killing up in the north
While you keep going to the court-house.

No Buhari no cry
Nooo Bokko Haaaari no Cry

Rest in Peace Bob Marley, and please forgive I-and-I

Collynzo9:
If it is this kind of weak breästs they will display, they can keep the culture to themselves.

Right you are. Nobody wants to see children displayed this way.


Set the age limit for participants to be between 18 and 23 years old, and the whole world will converge on the venue with cameras rolling.

soludo93:
Their paradise must be short of virgins by now. How many virgins would be reserved for a renowned Jihadist like Buhari?

A panel of experts is debating this question at this very moment. News at 11.

The person who put that terrified child up on a ceiling fan that could break loose and crash to the floor really deserves to lose custody of that child, FOREVER, before they commit infant murder.

That picture documents reckless child endangerment and very cruel abuse, which would NOT be in the slightest but amusing to a normal adult human being.

This encirclement of several thousand Boko Haram terror fighters is without question THE most audacious military victory by federal troops deployed on the orders of Commander in Chief President Jonathan Goodluck, against the invading forces of evil, that has been recorded since the conflict in Nigeria's morth east commenced a few years ago.

With the Boko Haram terrorist horde's vital supply lines for food and ammunition blocked by federal troops, on-the-go decisions are no doubt being made about how best to comprehensively annihilate the enemy forces without inflicting too much collateral damage on the civilian population. At the same time increasing desperation among the largely untrained terrorist gunmen will call for extra vigilance by federal troops as pockets of renegade enemy fighters try to sneak off across the desert scrub when those sand-storms kick up.

The next few days will see military history being made by the Nigerian Armed Forces amid the burning sands of far north, and despite all political partisanship that accompanies the impending national elections, the man at the eye of the storm, President Jonathan Goodluck calmly bestrides the tiger for those headlong bugle-charges into battles both military and electoral in nature.

Go Johnny Go !

Alaormii, Governor Fashola's sterling record as helmsman of the Lagos State Government speaks for itself.


With that in mind it is essential to recognize and praise significant milestones attained by those seen to excel at their careers in the public trust, so as to incrementally raise the bar NATIONWIDE, with respect to the level of verifiable education, and PROVEN on-the-job accomplishments that should be both expected and demanded of ALL who seek elected office at ANY level within the Nigerian federation.

ALAYORMII:
If you were so convinced by ur above argument that GEJ has done well, then, why will you rather vote Fashola if he was fielded?

Simply put, current Lagos State Governor Raji Fashola SAN is by a very wide margin the most proficient, compassionate, industrious, cerebral, articulate, insightful and innovative political leader EVER to have assumed office in Nigeria since the nation's independence in 1960.

By choosing an uncouth, knuckle-dragging Neanderthal savage called Boko Hari to represent the pinnacle of their political ambitions, Nigeria's opposition party have taken a gigantic leap of misplaced faith akin to bailing out the door of an airplane at 5 thousand feet altitude, while hoping to slow down their descent for a soft landing, utilizing only a brown-stained strip of toilet-paper clenched between their collective butt-cheeks.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Yeah you are spot on. I know you might have being distracted seeing those hot american chicks with their thongs.

If you are ever on the US West Coast on a nice Summer's day, and feel like checking out women of truly mind-blowing physical beauty all wearing next to nothing, rent a "beach cruiser" bicycle at the Santa Monica pier, just a couple miles north along the shoreline from Venice Beach, and then take a leisurely ride along the winding concrete beach broad-walk that connects those two seaside communities. I assure you that you will get your bike rental money's worth of viewing pleasure, and more ha ha. Watch out for the crazy roller skaters' though, because there are lots of them taking the same route.


Obviously for an iron-pumper like you, a stop at Venice Beach's famous open-air gym called "Muscle Beach" where your above picture was taken, would be in order, for that is where body-building legends like Arnold Shwartzenegger and Franco Columbo held court before they went on to attain global fame. I would venture to say that a visit to Venice's modest Muscle Beach weight arena would be akin to a holy pilgrimage for all bodybuilders both professional and casual.

Cool, I'd know that location anywhere. That is the open air weight lifting area at Venice Beach California, beside the tennis and basketball courts, where I used to go to scope out bikini girls back in the day.

Thanks for bringing back some fond memories, brother.

IamDejman:
I pity the future of the youths. Give me one genuine reason that is legitimate on why you support Jonathan? A genuine and legitimate and generally accepted reason

Thank you for your honest and polite inquiry. Hundreds of miles of NEW highway have been laid by the Jonathan administration, notably the Shagamu to Benin artery, which now takes 2 hours to travel instead of 8 to 12 hours. That highway is THE most heavily used road in the nation, and by refurbishing it so beautifully, thousands of lives will be protected for decades to come.

You asked for one reason to vote for Jonathan, but you will get three reasons out of MANY. The second notable accomplishment of the Jonathan government is the brand new railway network crisscrossing the nation, where NO rail network existed in the past. This huge project will boost Nigeria's economy in ways too many to mention.

Finally, there can be NO place in any modern society for an illiterate, mass murdering terror gang leader such as Boko Hari, and as such his defeat WILL be assured by the MAJORITY who are fully aware of just what a blood-thirsty demon that senile old chimpanzee has been for decades, and how much worse of a human disaster he has become today. Were the opposition party to have fielded a credible, highly accomplished and learned candidate like current Lagos State Governor Raji Fashola, the outcome of the election would have been EXTREMELY close, and, were I in the position to vote, I would have selected Fashola over Johathan any day.

By fielding a brain-dead genocide instigator, the opposition party have done themselves an ENORMOUS disservice that will most assuredly cost them the election, and you can take that to the bank sir.

Revolution:
I could almost feel a pain in his voice when he spoke

It is good to note that you are happy nursing the delusions that bring you comfort, even as the Nigerian people prepare to send the Weeping General Bokko Hari back to election losers' court of futile appeal, for the 23rd time in a row.

Your astute observation that the Weeping General sounds "pained" is noteworthy, since yet more of that pain and anguish is packaged and ready for delivery on February 14th 2015, whereupon the usual entertaining performance of wailing and sobbing will be expected from Boko Hari, when the electorate votes unanimously to reject the mass-murdering geriatric old fart on whom you have pinned such a dead weight of unattainable hopes and expectations.

Thank you ever so much, sir, for sharing these fascinating details of your hallucinatory episodes, and please do feel free to keep us abreast of any other unattainable ambitions that you might continue to nurse, even as reality dawns and your terror gang leader is shown the door to the septic tank of history, by Nigeria's very enlightened electorate.

Turning guerilla tactics against the enemy is a very good and productive philosophy for the Nigerian army to pursue, as this incident illustrates beautifully.

I raise my glass to the front-line federal troops who are helping unite more virgin hunters with their heavenly reward, as each day passes.

baffah96:
When I create this topic I forgot to tell you I don't reply stupid post so keep calm and insult you all get tired and make your dirty mouth shut APC all the way 14febuharie] b-)

Clearly you have accepted that a peaceful election will NEVER favor your terror gang leader, Weeping General Bokko Hari, so you have chosen the path of war on innocent civilians who are out exercising their democratic right to campaign in furtherance of the electoral process.

Let us now sit back and watch just how successful your perpetration of terrorist violence proves when the dust settles and votes are counted in all areas on Nigeria that remain at peace, while those who have chosen NOT to participate in a peaceful election are simply ignored and rendered absolutely inconsequential while Jonathan Goodluck continues without interruption to complete his second term in office, leaving you and your type to stew in pointless and impotent rage.

For your own health and longevity it would be advisable that you refrain from trying to attack federal troops guarding the Nigerian state and people, because you and your minions will simply get cut to pieces in a hail of machine-gun fire, before your remains are carted away by the local government for disposal in the city landfill where it is CERTAIN that no virgins will be available, contrary to your amusing expectations before embarking on such suicide missions.

Have a good day sir. It is indeed a pleasure getting a peek into the twisted little mind of a malnourished, loud-voiced individual who lives by the sword, and may well ultimately taste the same in the fullness of time.

Very impressive, especially when considered alongside the hundreds of miles of new highway laid out by the Jonathan government.

No question, even grater heights of visible accomplishment will be recorded during President Jonathan's well-deserved second term in office.

DickDastardly:
Errrrrm.......you seem not to get it. Why should oil continue to flow from NigerDelta if their son is harassed out of office in this violent manner you are celebrating? Why cant you people wait till feb 14 to express your selves with your voters card? If this trend of intimidation of people with contrary political leaning continues, i only see a Nigeria with zero oil output soonest and i will love it cause its time we give meaning to one Nigeria. Its now or never. Vote out GEJ and we will all be fine, but harass him out of office and our oil will go caboom. Just try to remember this post when the thunders start clapping. Savvy?

Sometimes more meaning can be discerned from what is not said, than from the words selectively written or spoken.

Accordingly, Dick Dastardly is a sage philosopher of mean repute, for sure.

Who get sense go know wettin dem talk so. Who no wan' know go know when time reach.

The gentleman who started this topic is obviously delighted at the destruction and mayhem wreaked in his home town by those who seek to IMPOSE the Bokko Haram terror gang leader, Weeping General Buhari, as a dictator of an African nation in the year 2015.

Well sir, you can go ahead and utilize orchestrated anarchy as a localized methodology for preventing democratic elections from being conducted IN YOUR HOME TOWN, provided that you understand the irrevocable pledge issued REPEATEDLY by the Nigerian Electoral Commission to the international community, that Nigeria's presidential elections WILL hold on Saturday, February 14th 2015, in every part of the nation where it is safe to conduct the polls.

For those of you who chose to exempt yourselves from the national elections, by organizing terror attacks with your Boko Haram collaborators-in-genocide, just be prepared to accept the election DEFEAT of your illiterate, mass-murdering excuse of a presidential candidate, when the NATIONAL tallies of electoral votes are collated and published for the world to see. With self-destructive and unruly states of the union methodically excluded from the voting exercise in order to protect the innocent and the peaceful, that vote-counting process will be completed in a jiffy, and the loser will be free to take his usual grievances to court, as he did after each of his last 25 consecutive electoral drubbings.

Have a good day sir, and I hope you are aware that your IP address WILL be tracked and monitored by several local and international law-enforcement agencies henceforth, now that you have confessed to the internet world that you personally sponsor terrorist acts in Kaduna, northern Nigeria.