₦airaland Forum

Francis5:
APC should present another candidate or hand the election to PDP for free. We cannot afford to have a liar, perjurer and semi-illiterate as our president in 2015

The fraud called Buhari is guilty of crimes far greater than any of those listed above. He directly and publicly instigated post-election violence that claimed the lives of many National Youth Corps members drafted to serve as election officials during the 2011 presidential polls during which Buhari suffered the most recent chapter in his litany of humiliating defeats.

Weeping General Buhari is a homicidal psychopath who has a LOT of innocent blood on his hands. Such an evil entity must be kept AWAY from political power for as long as he wastes precious oxygen and space on this earth.

Thank you Charles Darwin.

A very unintelligent and insane specimen of human being has personally made sure that he NEVER breeds more of his kind, and that is good.

Orikinla:
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May your later years leave you as an ugly scare scrow and frail and it is a pity that at your age, you can never ever achieve what General Muhammad Buhari (retd) achieved in his youth as a patriotic national hero of national security. peace and unity.

You will never achieve the following:

At the age of 33 in August 1975, after General Murtala Mohammed took power that year, he appointed Buhari as Governor of the North-Eastern State, to oversee social, economic and political improvements in the state.

At the age of 34, in March 1976, the then Head of State, General Olusegun Obasanjo appointed Buhari as the Federal Commissioner (position now called Minister) for Petroleum and Natural Resources. When the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation was created in 1976, Buhari was also appointed as its Chairman, a position he held until 1978 and that was when the Warri Refinery, the first Nigerian government wholly owned refinery was commissioned in 1978.
Has President Goodluck Jonathan revived or even built a single refinery?
But prefers importing fuel in million dollar fuel subsidy scams when he would have been able to build a refinery within two years.

Neither your your father, uncle or you will achieve the above.
You have seen Buhari and his beautiful family.
Show us your father and his own family compared to Buhari's.

And you can never ever achieve what I achieved at the age of 21 when Buhari was head of state.
I was the only Nigerian artist who represented Nigeria as a book illustrator at two world book fairs in Japan and I was engaged by the Johns Hopkins University's Population Communication Services (JHU/PCS) to produce 9 family planning education booklets in Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo and Pidgin English for nationwide family planning in Nigeria and also commissioned by another American organization to produce more booklets in Hausa for the campaign against early girl child marriage and promotion of girl child education in northern Nigeria under Buhari with the full support of the American government's USAID.
I hope you know what working for a world class American university and USAID mean?
And I was only 21 then.
Of course, you can never achieve this till the end of the world.

And later under General Ibrahim Babangida (retd) at only 25 and 26, I was employed as national Program Consultant by the United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF) for nationwide child survival and development project and nomadic education that is more comprehensive than the so called almajiri schools of your GEJ.
And at only 27 I was in the publicity team for the Alhaji Bamanga Tukur's Presidential Campaign. And lest you forget I am 100% blue blooded Igbo from Uhuhu, Umuahia North LGA.

What have you achieved at your age?
MOFO!

Attached is the photo of General Muhammad Buhari (retd), the Ogbuagu 1 of Aba! The Lion Killer and yes he deserves it as a brave Nigerian soldier like my great father too. And as head of state and even before he became head of state, he crushed Islamic terrorists in northern Nigeria within months and not like your GEJ who has failed woefully to crush the Boko Haram since 2009 to date, causing the untimely deaths of over 15, 000 Nigerians who would have been alive today if only GEJ has the balls to prove that he is a competent and efficient Commander-in-Chief and not an apologist of administrative failures.
You can see my own heroic photo on http://www.amazon.com/House-Dogs-Michael-Chima-Ekenyerengozi-ebook/dp/B0065KCBE2
Can you show me yours on such a global level?
And not just coming on a free for all forum to post idiotic comments showing that you are intellectually re-tarded.
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Please can you adjust the size of print so that I can read it better. All I can make out on my screen here is a lot of text and some internet links, but in very small print.

While I await your edifying amendments, may I inquire whether you stand for or against Weeping General Paa Buhari posting inspirational youtube videos of himself breaking Olympic weight-lifting records LIVE in the main square of Buhari village, former Borno State, where a lifetime tenure as Grand Exalted Seriki awaits the terror gang leader as soon as he racks up another spectacular election defeat ?

Flets:
If Buhari tries this in a gym, his story will read thus

...... and he has since been buried according to islamic rites.

Ha ha ha yes, for elderly frail and geriatric people living on overtime granted out of pity by God, fear of exercise is the beginning of wisdom.

With that said, I would love to see that ugly scare-crow, Weeping General Buhari, pumping iron and going for a world record ha ha ha, oh yeah.

Maybe the ho turns tricks to pay her fees, since her paternal love-vendor claims to be broke.

ItsMeAboki:
If thats the way you want it, yeah sure; maybe thats why the whole world didn't recognise that small issue of the so called genocide.
LOL @ parasite, on what host?
Very ironic coming from an example of internally self-displaced refugee.

Thank you for the polite response, good sir. For over a half-century, your people have fed fat off the oil wells located further from your homeland that that of any tribe within the Nigerian federation. That season of free-loading is now over for good, which is a very good thing.

Now, at long last, an true-blooded Izon man, Jonathan Goodluck, whose direct ancestors OWNED the land and waters from whence all that black gold is pumped daily, is DESTINED to commence his second term in office, whether you born-to-rule folks like that reality or not.

When I refer to Northern Nigeria's oil bandits as parasites, I refer directly to the maniacal grabbing and plundering of Nigeria's oil fields by northern military men in collaboration with their greedy civilian stooges, in a criminal tradition that has effectively bled Nigeria dry ever since oil was discovered in the Niger Delta during the 1950s.

Now the tables are turned, and a Delta man is president of the Nigerian federation. The new unfolding reality is that federal power may NEVER "rotate back" to the north of Nigeria, so I suggest you and your fellow petroleum vampires had better re-tool URGENTLY for mechanized agriculture, in order that you can once again derive ALL the income needed to sustain your geographical region's caliphate with proceeds from recreating the groundnut pyramids of yore.

Goodbye and good ffucking riddance, you lazy, kleptomaniac dickheads. Go get a job already, and stop this infantile drooling over those oil fields, for they are OUT of your grasping reach forever ha ha ha.

notoriousbabe:
Bunch of lies. The guy died on top of toto,all dis yarn na to cover him shame and safe Nigeria from international ebaricement jo

Na from inside toto we all come, my brother, and na for inside toto me too I go die, EXACTLY like Abacha. Thank you Jeeesus !

ItsMeAboki:
Educated illiterate, where did I suggest preference for Buhari because he is a northerner or a Muslim, is Abiola a northerner or OBJ a Muslim?- you seem to have a problem with simple comprehension, maybe Otuoke disease has caught up of with you
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I can see how you dishonestly modified my post to give it a different twist to suit your purpose.
Well, it only goes to confirm your moral bankrupt way of life, how the end often justifies the means; its no wonder that many of your ilk dominate our domestic and international prison populations - through your fakeness, need I say more?

All is fair in war, you pompous little born-to-rule parasite. All is fair in war, and the entire civilized world is at war with your type.

Sanni Abachas wife and kids should be proud that their father died on the down-stroke, while ministering to a Indian hookers. That was a good end, which every red-blooded man should envy.

Of all the manners of death imaginable, to croak while humping beaver is by FAR the most desirable demise a man could enjoy, and late Sanni Abacha attained that lofty objective in grand style, so there is no need to try and concoct alternate scenarios to explain why that little midget kicked the bucket on that glorious day.

I hereby pray that when my time comes to shake off the mortal coil at the tender age of 99 years young, that transition should occur while I am vigorously exploring advanced Karma Sutra positions in the company of a 19 year-old woman. Amen.

shady26:
are u suggesting that christians in Nigeria are killing pottential muslim presidents with prayers? preposterous!

I suspect that what he means is that the death toll recorded over recent decades, directly on the orders of Buhari, will never be forgotten by the bereaved, who most likely have placed very powerful traditional curses on the head of that sadistic killer, Buhari, with the result that he will find himself compelled to squander every last dollar of his stolen fortune on a sequence of futile campaigns to seek election as despotic RULER over an enlightened nation that universally loathes all he stands for.

Please feel free to ask any more questions that come to mind.

Hidentity:
This is how far having irresponsible leaders can go in pushing people with weak resistance and lack of discipline on wants to any level. Still, hard work and determination pay. There are millions of people who are living in a more critical state (financially). Yet, they hold that crime is no noble option.

Rest in peace. May your child modestly achieve great feats in life.

Yeah right. Criminals ALWAYS have someone else to blame when they get caught. You sound like you might be one as well.

ItsMeAboki:
Northerners believe they are destined to rule.

And I believe I am George Washington, regardless of the stark reality that I am not.


Buhari is welcome to run for office as many times as he wishes, provided that you born-to-rule types understand that the Boko Haram terror gang leader will NEVER be voted into any office higher than that of Seriki in Buhari Vilage, Kontagora.

Please move to that area right away so that you too can live under the arbitrary rule of of your kleptomaniac expired coup plotter and terror attack organizer, Weeping General Buhari.

Please what is the update on the issue of Buhari's missing kindergarten passing certificate ?

Have any documents been presented to the Nigerian people by the terror gang leader Weeping General Buhari ?

Adminisher:
The US and most countries have had it with your WEAK president. They are observing imaginary gains declared by Buhari in the polls and a deal is already in the works. Jonathan has SAILED on multiple levels and there is nothing that can be done to save the losing one.

The US wants stability in the region that only a strong minded leader can bring. The amateur is going out and Buhari the encrusted stiff will take over in his village.

Ha ha ha so you are the new US State Department Spokesman, sternly relaying patently FALSE news bulletins announcing that the US would EVER so much as contemplate betting the farm on a losing Jihadist horse in any presidential race taking place on this green planet.

Seriously though, Mr. Administer, as the unrepentant user of medicinal marijuana that you obviously seem to be, I must admonish and advise that you refrain in the future from writing in political forums for at least 30 minutes after you get done firing up a fat joint of that good schit, in order not to confuse your loyal audience, or ignite speculation that you may indeed have lost your marbles long ago. Thank you for your understanding.

"A deal is in the works." That has a nice ring to it, but in reality you are simply HOPING that your Weeping General might be able to curry favor with the West thanks at least in part to internet forum declarations made by good folks like you ha ha ha.


Here's a toast to ya, buddy. You actually made me crack a smile today, and I owe you a beer for that.

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asadike:
I only pray he won't go into coma before the d date

He is already in a semi-coma, where he can walk, and he can speak, but he cannot do both at the same time.

Death is not far away for Buharu now, and his allocation of 72 are waiting there for his arrival.

DickDastardly:
Good thinking! The Carbage brains will only play their private lives into the hands of the futajarlon invaders and not Nigeria's seat of power. Enough of dragging everybody back with their eagerness and lust for blind and crass illiteracy and backwardness.


The North is the only place that need "CHANGE" in Nigeria!
Sai Buhari for North East!

There is no reason why Weeping General Buhari cannot become the Seriki of his dusty village, so he should be encouraged to look inwards, and aim for that far more realistic goal, that will be attainable in his old age, without overloading his tiny little brain, now that it is so weakened and degraded by old age.

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If this mass murdering fundamentalist terror sponsor is in fact heading to the USA, breaking cover in that way would present a beautiful opportunity for the International Criminal Court to effect Buhari's arrest and bundling off to trial in The Hague, that final stop for all genocide instigators and terror gang leaders.

He ha ha I like It. A certificate to PLEDGE that the terror gang leader has in fact gotten over his record unbroken string of electoral losses, and will kill innocent civilians no more.

As another presidential election in Nigeria approaches, and the perennial court jester and terror gang leader, Weeping General Buhari, is once again poised to cap off his impressive track record with by far THE most humiliating electoral defeat in the history of mankind, one cannot help but feel genuine pity for the geriatric Paaa Buhari, particularly since he only recently received the welcome news that he will soon die horribly, of prostate cancer and terminal untreated syphilis.

Now then, as this latest defeat looms on the horizon for terror gang leader Buhari, compassionate observers are bound to wonder what can be offered the serial election loser, in the way of compensation for his cumulative wasted effort and pointlessly squandered electioneering funds.

Here are a few token placebos that can be tossed like food scraps to Weeping General Buhari, in furtherance of the need to discourage Buhari from ordering the mass murder of yet more election officials, when his defeat is again confirmed by election results this coming February 2105.

1. Personal Assistant to the Ambassador of Nigeria, posted to the Republic of North Korea, Haiti, Somalia or Afghanistan.

2. Grand Exalted Seriki-for-Life of Buhari Village, located in the Fundamentalist Federation of Sharianistan.

3. Living zoo exhibit of primitive man, who can be caged at the Berlin Zoo, and put on display for crowds of holiday makers to see in the flesh.

4. Honorary Rector of the Boko Haram University of Decapitation and Disembowelment, located in the desert north east of Nigeria.

5. Toilet Cleaning Administrator overseeing ALL buildings and out-houses located in the premises of Aso Rock Campus, Abuja, Nigeria.

Readers expressing support for awarding the above five consolation prizes are welcome in this thread, along with learned contributions from any pundits that may have thought up other alternative suggestions in this vein.

Thank you for your cooperation, and God bless.

No forovlen. Some dogs have been bloodied by the baboon horde. Good riddance.

Donmarrius:
Lol,Pa Buhari,your grand children will hate you if they learnt you killed yourself because of political greed.

BTW,you shouldn't die,cos i would love to see you cry again after election

The only thing more pleasurable than seeing Buhari cry would be to see him die, slowly.

icebeatz:

You people are missing the point of this post.
It is highly commendable for a political party to remember the citizens and go house to house in order to reach as many as possible despite limited resources. Look at osinbajo, always campaigning in buses and public places. It is commendable. This is not about who did this or whondid that. If you see a good thing, please commend it.

Ok I commend am FOR NOW, but when I read am finish, I fit condemn am.

rekeson:
And I wonder where ur insignificant father was when Jonadumbo contested for d post of presido... [size=16pt]I doubt ur father can even one day make it to the position of Chairman of Farmers Association of ur village [/size] yet u have d guts to insult the president of dis great nation!!


Ur likes is the reason I feel the signing of FOIB was a grave error on d part of Gej!! Insulting the office of d president is also an insult to me as a citizen of dis great nation.

It is better to be chairman of the farmer's association than to be chairman of my own room and parlor alone, which is my story so far.

One day I will RISE to become President of the Poultry Farmers Union in my own village, and if I hear any rumor that you visit our area, you will be forced to part with MULTIPLE taxes and levies before the area boys let you go on your way, and it won't even matter whether or not you personally rear chickens.

I wonder how many innocent trees were needlessly felled to make the paper on which this endless dissertation was printed.

For readers of this forum who could not care less what Weeping General Buhari has to say on any subject, here is a summary of the points made in that colorful image-laundering attempt.

1. Buhari looted public funds at every opportunity where his grasping monkey paws got within reach of a treasury.

2. Buhari HATED freedom of speech, and ordered the KILLING of people whose opinions he hated.

3. Buhari HOPES to destabilize Nigeria with the help of the mercenary Boko Haram terror gang, in desperate bid to "get back at" the administration of Jonathan Goodluck, who trounced Weeping General Buhari in the 2011 elections, and who will repeat that feat in a few short weeks from this January day in 2105.

4. Buhari holds NO educational qualifications, and speaks the English language with such a pronounced halting accent that listeners are left uncertain as to which national language the serial election loser is attempting to ape.

5. Buhari DIRECTLY ordered the killing of election officials in the aftermath of his epic defeat at the 2011 Nigerian elections, with the result that several dozen National Youth Corps members were hunted down and slaughtered by Buhari's rented mobs and rampaging thugs. With his assured defeat at the 2015 presidential polls, Buhari will most certainly call for more bloodshed, further documenting his identity as an unrepentant perpetrator of systematic genocide who is richly deserving of appropriate punitive justice.

The unfolding Apocalypse currently claiming THOUSANDS at a time in northern Nigeria DOES indeed threaten to move southward, as Ms. Hafasat Abiola and her multinational cast of eminent co-signatories have reminded the world with this timely open letter to President Jonathan.

President Jonathan's surprise visit a couple of day's ago, to the Maiduguri epicenter of Nigeria's war on terror, was judiciously timed, particularly given the attendant perils and logistics required to spirit a head of state into and out of a veritable war zone, augers well for troop morale, and for public confidence in the leadership of Nigeria's incumbent president as those landmark 2015 elections draw near.

The insistence that an embattled wartime head-of-state, of necessity engaged in nationwide re-election campaigns, should issue public denouncements each time a terrorist attack claims lives along ever-shifting battle-fronts, is a very tall order to fill for any administration rightfully concerned with preventing the onset of panic amid the populace.

The Nigerian military will prosecute the current war on terror FAR more effectively if the Jonathan administration does seek military assistance from the West, as well as from China, as is already the case. The battles comprising Nigeria's war on terror will be ferocious and costly in human lives on both sides of the front lines, but ultimately, Nigeria's fabled high-quality crude oil will once again play its pivotal role as the Joker in the pack of cards from which Nigeria's ultimate destiny will be deduced and debated by historians yet unborn.

Chai ! Chai !

Come and see how the music make me stand up by force, begin dey take vex dey dance, throway my yansh go left, throway am go right.

Chei ! Buhari pull over. I say REVERSE, Buhari pull over !

Linqsz:
You to have one back in my university days ..

A berretta
Na confra something

As a die-hard rifleman, I never owned a handgun in my life, but they do look sexy fer sure. One day EVERY Nigerian will pack one of these. Thank you Jeesus !

olu77:
I used to have a gun many years back, my friends had too. We used to load our gun with water from the tap and off we go shooting and spraying one another. I used to clean my gun first thing in the morning. I can't remember if I sold or gave out my precious, self defense gun.

Chai ! You be water warrior, no question.


I keep one of these for long range dialog, as needed. Mine is fitted with a massive telescopic sight, which means I can shoot the hairs of a flea's asz from 300 yards away. Thank you jeesus

http://www.steyrarms.com/products/hunting-rifles/pro-hunter/

Do you have one ? If you do own a piece, describe it for us fellow gun enthusiasts.

Post pictures of your armaments that don't show your face, and let us check out your gat.

Do you own a gun for target practice, for hunting, or for self defense ?

Have you ever opened fire in anger ? If so, was the threat neutralized, or did it just go away ?

Buhari stop ppimping that ho. My woman friend is WAY better looking that this person you claim to have fathered, so I am NOT impressed with your picture collection.

Ffuck you Buhari, and may you rot in hell, along with ALL your embezzlement-fattened relatives.

Please Buhari, stop trying to change the subject by showing pictures of family members. The world needs to see your academic credentials, and not random pictures of some woman purporting to be a relative of yours.


Temporarily setting aside your crimes against humanity in your ongoing role as a terrorist sponsor, we need to see your school certificates, in order to determine whether you are qualified to run for president or not.

Beautiful women are a dime a dozen in Nigeria, and even more plentiful in the UK, so take your daughter's picture and stuff it up your crusty Boko Haram asz, as punishment for trying to ppimp that average looking woman, in the hopes that will get you elected as RULER and SERIKI of Nigeria.

In short, ffuck you and your offspring, Buhari. You have murdered quite a few people, so your own relatives are nothing but potential targets of righteous revenge, therefore you keep posting their details online, and watch where that leads, you dumb ffuck.