₦airaland Forum

By reviving a dead and buried tyrant from Nigeria's dinosaur era named Boko Hari, Jonathan Goodluck's second term in office is assured. Why the Nigerian opposition party had to reach yet again into the septic tank of history to retrieve such a blood-thirsty and uneducated buffoon as Buhari to serve as a presidential candidate is as perplexing as it is fortuitous.

Why the northern oil mafia did not see fit to field a highly educated proven leader of men such as former military governor of Lagos State, Alhaji Marwa, to contest Nigeria's upcoming presidential elections, is one of those puzzling enigmas that will persist for a good while after Weeping General Boko Hari suffers his 15th electoral defeat in a row, and proceeds to order the usual civilian massacres out of loser's spite.

mrrock:
Buhari is as rich as his contemporaries like IBB, Abdulsalami and others. He just managed to hide his loot well because he've always intended to come back as civilian president. In Nigeria, Na who they catch be thief.
Everything about Buhari is fake. He's such a fake man.

The world can now see through the amateurish and unintentionally amusing "poor man of the people" act, staged by terror gang leader Weeping General Buhari, and his ugly wife.

Boko Hari's presidential election chances are about as good as mine would be if I sought electoral victory to become Pope of The Vatican.

A northern Nigerian is needed to renew the oil field leases that expire in 2016, as illustrated beautifully in the above write-up. Any northern Nigerian will do, since his tribal obligation will of course be to ensure that the most lucrative oil leases in Nigerian territory REMAIN in the hands of northern Nigerians, EXACTLY as listed in this damning expose published here by SamX4Real.

An election victory that sees Jonathan Goodluck serving a second term in office is an outcome dreaded above all else by the hidden oil barons of northern Nigeria, who stand to lose their strangle-hold on Nigerian oil fields FOREVER, as southern bidders for those precious oil drilling leases are FINALLY allowed to complete on even terms with the born-to-drill northern elite, all of who "qualified" for oil field ownership thanks to systemic decades-old tribalism and nepotism which kept the wealth of an entire nation in the greedy hands of a few select northern family networks linked to past military dictators.

The shuffling out for presidential candidacy of a geriatric and senile ex-military tyrant, Weeping General Boko Hari, by the northern oil mafia and their southern stooges, is a last-ditch desperate lunge to maintain the old order, by its network of beneficiaries who can no longer depend on the re-organized Nigerian military to support their personal agendas of silent petroleum monopoly, as was the case back when the military top brass was drawn largely from the north of Nigeria, during the darker years of the nation's history.

With no re-election worries to complicate his decision making process, Jonathan Goodluck's second term in office will logically sound the death knell for the oil cartels of northern Nigeria, whose covert diversion of most of the oil belonging to 200 million souls will be relegated to the garbage heap of history.

Vote Jonathan Goodluck until 2019, because Nigeria's oil is not Alhajis' Danjuma and Abubakar's personal property any more. The sooner that new reality is made official, the better for Nigeria.

Redoil:
It is well.

You tanda for where war no dey, come dey declare say "It is well".

Just pray make reality no jam that ya declaration one day.

xest:
For those of u who argue without reasoning,check d media is all over the news. Meanwhile Gombe quarter guard has been bombed and the BH personnel hav taken over d barracks but fighter jets exchanged gun duel with them few minutes ago. For now no gun shots again, we pray d military chase dem away. God help us

You are a brave mean Xest. Tell us more about the fighter jets. Can you see them directing fire on the enemy ?

Can you see troops outside, or terrorists ?

Are you in the town or in the desert outside of town ?

eyeview:
When the Federal Ministry of Health warned that smokers were liable to die young,they didn't mean it this way.

The ISIS Ministry of Health advisory on cigarettes should be changed to read : Smoking is EXTREMEMLY dangerous to your health

ketiy77:
he is richer than dangote and he is worth $900 billion

No chit ? I will alert the press on your great discovery.

Drug runner Tinubu is mocking the military, and as a result COULD one day stop a stray round from a military rifle with his frog head, as a reward for his over-sabi yanga attitude towards armed men.

That is a stroke victim for sure.

If, for the sake of argument the video clip posted here actually originated in Iraq or Afghanistan, and is in fact footage of a US drone operation or even a routine manned air strike, there is no need to get all agitated and flustered over the possibility that some resourceful person edited the footage to display the Nigerian flag on-screen, and thus give the impression that the action took place in Nigeria.

The old saying goes that the first casualty of war is the truth. Nigeria is at war, and so the use of psychological warfare will appeal to BOTH sides of the conflict, as just another tool in the box, designed to wear down the morale of the enemy, in this case discouraging the Boko terror gang from taking to the roads in convoys as was common in the past, thus potentially saving both civilian and military lives.

Those scoffing at the notion that armed drones are already laying waste selected enemy targets in Nigeria's war on terror, remember that an ARMED drone did crash near the theater of war in Nigeria's north-east just last week, meaning that even if the Nigerian Air Force has thus far deployed only manned aircraft, nothing stops the federal government from SECRETLY sub-contracting the deployment of armed drones to a competent foreign partner like the US, Israel, or even China.

Free your mind, folks, and your asz will follow.

Chai ! See how Boko Hari dey face that pit, to see where he go fit pick the kindergarten diploma wey dem say make he go bring come.

emonye6:
Vote for buhari 2015 as EFCC chairman,corruption must be killed,b4 it kill us o

Boko Hari cannot become Seriki of his village and also chairman of anything else, so it is best he stays in Buhari Village, Chad Republic, from 2015 until the rest of all time has elapsed.

This warrior woman definitely knew a thing or two about the martial arts.

Her response to the threat was swift and deadly, with no hesitation, all of which adds up to evidence of hand-to-hand combat training.

Hallmark08:
He finally reacted to him unholy behaviour of the past, but he fail to tender unreserved apologies, meaning that he will do more if he is given 2nd chance. In other word THE APC's CHANGE is actually CHAIN!!!

Good analogy. Let Bokko Hari go and CHAIN the nomadic cattle-herders in Buhari Village, Chad. They are waiting for their new Seriki Buhari there.

Boko Hari is a LIFETIME foe of freedom, a murderer of democracy, an organizer of genocide, but above all, a sniveling coward, so pathologically desperate to RULE, yet studiously avoiding a public debate against his highly articulate opponent, even as the countdown to election day commences.

There is NO back door to presidential power open for any scheming pretender like Bokko Hari to sneak in without having tendered even the most basic academic credentials, and without having bothered to honor any of SEVERAL invitations for a pre-election televised debate before the electorate.

For regarding the Nigerian voting population, and the electoral commission's constitutionally mandated qualifying requirements with such open contempt, Bokko Hari will, as always, be served up another steaming hot plate piled TALL with abject, humiliating defeat, per his assured fate.

Nigeria is in very short supply of true national heroes, but this heart-warming African update, on the "Schindler's List" true war story made famous by Stephen Spielburg at his finest, features an unlikely hero by the name of Ibrahim Garuba Wala.

If the story told by the OP today is factual, then Ibrahim Garuba Wala will, in the near future, be feted in world capitals where rapt audiences will hear the first-hand account of this daring and audacious exodus on which 500 school children were led by one brave giant of a man, away from certain death or abduction, and to ultimate safety.

The death-defying good deed credited to Mr. Wala transcends culture and nation. This was an act of GLOBAL good, worthy of planet-wide recognition, and universal acclaim.

WOCKHARDI:
Nobody is questioning his credentials. We want to sight them, ( the originals ), as is required and done in every interview--especially his basic School Cert. Surely, that is not asking for too much from the highly educated general. The Cambridge statement of result his former school presented on his behalf can never stand in a court of Justice and may even put him in more trouble.

[size=16pt]In short, Boko Hari, show us ya kindergarten certificate.[/size]

Investigations carried out in the vicinity of Bokko Hari Village, in the republic of Chad, have authoritatively confirmed that our Weeping General Buhari did in fact obtain an HONORARY Masters degree in nomadic cattle-rearing and wife-stoning, both of which credentials were bestowed by none other than the Exalted Seriki of that famous village.

As Mr. Bokko Hari prepares to announce his usual pointless lawsuits challenging yet another defeat at the national polls this glorious year of 2015, his paid followers can at least take solace in the fact that Bokko Hari's cattle-rearing diploma can FINALLY be put to good use, when the terror gang leader is officially turbaned as the Grand Seriki for Life, over ALL desert-welling Chadians seen within a 2 good miles of Buhari Village, Chad.

For this equitable and just win-win outcome, EBERI-BODI can be heppy. Yowaaaa.

jars9:
They tyranic slowpoke smiled like if it was a complement!
A reaction even unbecoming of a dingbat.

To the twisted little mind lurking deep within the bony recesses of Boko Haram terror gang leader Buhari's cranium, being recognized by a CNN interviewer as a blood-thirsty tyrant IS a badge of honor, meaning that the vacuous smile seen spreading across Bokko Hari's mug was one of genuine elation that his abuses of human rights are FINALLY being highlighted and appreciated by a wider global audience.

As Mr. Bokko Hari prepares his stunted intellectual faculties for the impact of yet another humiliating election drubbing, it will dawn too late on the semi-literate one-time decree writer that his bungled CNN interview only served to cement the comprehensive defeat that will as usual send the Weeping General scurrying to court in a futile and forlorn hope of overturning the electoral choice exercised by an enlightened Nigerian public.

This story is as bogus as terror gang leader Buhari's recurrent presidential ambitions.

If at all a man residing in America was considering hiring an African as house help, he would engage a young and sexy woman, and NOT an old man.

No man will hire any hard-head old man into his house to interact with his children for ANY purpose.

Arysexy:
Hmmmm

These Bastards again?

Buhari is this d next gimmick or just expressing ur frustration for election postponement?

The desperation of terror gang leader Weeping General BokkoBuhari knows no bounds. In the wake of yet another threat to order bloodshed if things don't go his way, Buhari has evidently directed his virgin-hunting anarchists to attack at will, in the hopes of FORCING things to go his way.

Onyiridike:
Buhari and his Northern muslim brothers MUST be saddened by this news.

Of course, they believe that Boko haram is fighting for their right.

You need to live in the core North to see how these guys jubilate each time Boko haram bomb the church.

On the contrary, terrorist virgin seekers still alive will envy those killed by this drone, since such death-cult followers all aspire to be killed quickly so as to claim their reward of 72 in Paradise.

As a supporter of a renowned terrorist gang leader Weeping General Bokko Hari, this dead man will surely be awarded the usual allocation of 72 in Paradise, so all is well that ends well.

Achutebe:
Such hatred for a person you never met personally. Thank God that the rest of the world are not controlled by prejudice like you. Such behavior reminds me of mistakes that humanity has gone through in history, thank God that not all of us forget where the human race has come from.

Any person who employs thugs to PREVENT the saving of lives in his own collapsed illegal structure is worse than Satan himself, and is fully deserving of ALL condemnation. If you personally are not happy with this reality, please accept my condolences on the obvious death of your reasoning faculties.


Are you one of the cult worshipers supporting this evil entity, Pastor Jaguda, who murders his own followers by leaving them to die under the rubble of his slum building ?

If you are a Pastor Jaguda devotee then at least try to say out of any new building erected by his crooked building contractors, if you value your life.

okiezman:
You sound dillusioned

Good for you. I am glad you are happy following your demon-goat pastor.

Don't forget to starve your children so that you will have enough money to give Pastor Jaguda, but, whatever you do, stay away from his newly constructed buildings, since they tend to collapse without warning, after which rescue squads WILL be kept away as the crushed lay dying, while Pastor Jaguda rejoices and predicts more death for others.

xreal:
The plant fine for face oo.

E fine for body too, according to how dem tell me.

okiezman:
Ahh y d attack on a man of God please?

But for my respect for the rule of law, I would gladly load my long-range rifle for bear, and blow apart Pastor Jaguda's bony head to leave just that ridiculous goat-beard as the only identifying feature retrievable within a twenty-foot radius of the twitching cadaver.

Pastor Jaguda is a callous and pathologically greedy, mass-murdering beast, who is long overdue for brutal dispatch to hell, his assured destination when his criminal career of deception has run its foul and demonic course.

Toofan007:
making such a blanket statement is wrong, sir.

It is your Pastor Jaguda that makes "blanket" statements, always predicting doom and death for OTHER people, but never for himself or his brainwashed lemmings, of whom he has now murdered 150 or more, thanks to his construction of an ILLEGAL building that collapsed even before it was completed, crushing his cult followers like so many bugs.