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[size=14pt]BROS, I say wey ya certificate ? Na driving license be that one when you pick commot for pocket so. Na him be say you no fiti read at all ? [/size]

sammily:
Are those missiles I'm seeing there

Damn straight my brother, your eyes are NOT deceiving you. Uncle Sam is ENGAGED with the enemy in northern Nigeria. No further evidence is required. Period.

[size=16pt]Oga Seun this is an explosive POLITICAL report. PLEASE, please approve for it to be transferred to the politics forum. This is earth-shaking news that the whole world needs to hear about.[/size]

Ffuck yeah. Thank you Uncle Sam. That is an armed drone, WITH a pair of small air-to-ground missile still attached to the under-wing weapons launch pods. Yeeeeeeeeeeehawww ! Ride 'em cowbow. Give 'em HELL ! Light those muffukiz up like the fourth of July, and send them off QUICK, for their 72 in hell. Yeah buddy !


I knew it. I ffucking knew it ! Obama he mama didn't raise no fools. Obama he don't be half-steppin'. Obama he be ffucking muffuks UP !


Look at those Boko Haram terror toddlers dancing for joy over just one specimen, out of a ffucking aerial ARMADA of drones already prowling the mean and deadly skies of northern Nigeria, dealing summary explosive death and incineration from above, for all who deserve it.

Where are all those die-hard African isolationists now that concrete EVIDENCE is there on the ground at the battle front. Where the ffuck are those pessimistic head-in-the-sand ignoramuses ?

babadee1:
How childish can PDP supporters get. SMH.

No worry Oga Babadeeeee, because I don see say you first forget yaself, dey follow us laugh for inside ya room, before you come do hurry-hurry tight face like person when chop bitter-cola for morning time.

Chai ! Man pikin don because of so-so laugh fall-down for on top chair, gburu-gudu-gbiiiii.

Anyway, make dem no forget to ask for Buhari hin HIV clearance join am, because as the man lean like bonga-fish so, many people dem dey suspect say AIDS don enter hin body finish, sotay he fiti die throway at any time.

Diaris God !

Adminisher:
The Egbesu war god is a small god. It exists only in the collective mind of Ijaw people.
It is not to be compared with the one and only true God who is father, son and holy spirit. If the Egbesu God wakes up now it will be to consume the government of Jonathan and all the Ijaw billionaires made from a struggle they called him to but all they dis was steal the collective wealth of the Ijaw people. You will be surprised what will happen. The Niger Delta probably has 100billionaires yet the region is still backwater. The Ijaw oppressor has replaced multi national / Nigerian government / northern oligarch but Egbesu is not fooled, he knows whose blood he wants this time.

You have touched on a thought-provoking consideration, Adminisher, which is that the concept of an Izon deity could be subjective, and thus inherently dependent on the perceptions and culturally reinforced convictions held by mortals. Extrapolating this premise further, I would venture to speculate that the notion of ANY God could equally be classified in precisely the same manner as you propound in the above quote, whereby the mode of worship imposed on black Africa by Arab slave-trading vagabonds of yore, along with the belief system imported by post-colonial white missionaries for the "benefit" of "primitive" Africans, ALL fall under the same category of cultural perception which may or may not be verifiable under the harsh glare of dispassionate scientific scrutiny.

If, for the sake of academic disputation, a suggestion is tentatively accepted that the existence of ALL Gods belongs exclusively to the realm of the hallucinatory human imagination, it is crucially important to bear in mind that such dearly held beliefs and philosophical constructs DO in fact intersect with tangible reality, in that religious persuasions have, over the course of human evolution, constituted the PRIMARY motivating forces behind every conceivable endeavor located along the entire spectrum of individual and collective BEHAVIOR, ranging all the way from the choice of marriage partners at the most benign, right on up to the open declaration of war, at the the most virulent and destructive extreme of the continuum.

With all this in mind, your contention that the Izon Egbesu God of War belongs exclusively to the tribal homelands from which this deity is recognized, can only ring true in times of peace, when the human adherents to this belief system have NO basis for discontent or collective rage. Suffice to say, 2015 is NOT a time of peace for Nigeria, as evidenced by the wanton genocide in the north of Nigeria that is being perpetrated by purported adherents of a religion whose origins hark back to the Arab world, who are further motivated by financial inducements doled from the sizable coffers held by allies of serial election loser Weeping General Buhari, all in the hopes of cowing an entire nation of 200 million souls into submission, so as to skew election day decisions in favor of a blackmail-enforced "peace" in northern Nigeria that can ONLY be attained with the return of a terrorist genocide instigator to the seat of federal power.

It is indeed a pleasure sharing ideas with such learned forum contributors as yourself, sir, and I look forward to further input from your enlightened perspective. Have a good day, and taker her easy.

Izon tuya kileme !

barcanista:
@PapiWata, why are you denigrating Egbesu and reducing it to politics? be careful so that you won't invoke the wrath of Egbesu upon yourself... Egbesu is not a political God, he is the God of ALL Ijaws irrespective of clan, gender or political affiliation. Egbesu rise to fight for the Injustice against the Ijaw nation and not politics. Egbesu will not back anybody that decide to cause trouble should Jonathan lose. Please be warned!!!

I am proudly Ijaw and I support Muhammadu Buhari

No offence intended Barcan, but others from the delta may interpret the motivations of that very powerful entity differently from yourself, as I sought to convey in my initial post.

StunningCEO:
sorry to say it but some of them r just so sad n steewwpeed. how can we force d whole of nigeria to vote us. Papiwata carri comot. U be total fool.

No need to lose your temper CEO. Express your disagreement politely as I do, and the world will turn.

ilugunboy:
OP....

Why not tell us just to cancel the elections so that GEJ continue.

You guys are pathetic in reasoning....we are in democracy ...numbers count.

I share your belief in elections should be seen as the legitimate and most peaceful means to empower the people, BUT, when an illiterate and geriatric terror gang leader emerges as the ONLY candidate that the opposition party can find out of millions of highly qualified prospective alternatives, then something is clearly amiss, and justice will, like the flowing rivers of the Niger Delta, find its own level when all is said and done.

Thanks for the input guys, especially those of you whose origins trace back to the Niger Delta. It is good to hear your voices on this subject.

Small time now Bokko Hari go come talk say na good ting him gang dey do for him hometown there. No forlovlen. Baaa kwome.

vivian001:
@ op..i'm Ijaw too, bt I dont support violence, let d vote of d masses speak.

For every voice calling for restraint by the Egbesu God of War, there are many more who will not take kindly to being marginalized and enslaved in their own ancestral land, by an illiterate mass murdering terrorist gang leader, of all people. Let us watch and see which side of the coin faces up when it stops spinning, and lies flat on the table.

HOTWATER:
Just wandering what would have happened if it was GEJ that did this. I would have started seeing pictures of equivalent in China,New York . Now it is APC with two old desktop , it has become good job. We are in trouble with this propaganda

Small time now dem go show ya face for that two computer screen, and den you go begin dey beg say you nogo talk so again.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
you do not have to post your full pics,you can cut out the face region. I did it in all the pics i posted of myself.

E get as e be, my brother. Me I go hide myself UNTIL Boko Hari show us him primary school report card ha ha ha.

Chai ! See how as that oga Policeman him belle big.

Abi man pikin don dey get belle, born pikin ?

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
No pain No gain. Could you post your pics? At least this thread is for body-building enthusiasts and you sound like one of them.

As an active contributor to the politics forum, I prefer to remain strictly anonymous, to keep flying under the radar and speaking the truth.

StunningCEO:
as a man who has some ijaw blood runnin through my veins i reject dis warmongers.my Pipul are not savages n will respect d decisn of d nigerian masses.

Thank you for your response, CEO. I respect your stand for non-violence, but there are far more from the delta who will run out of patience and ACT, if the winds of war begin to blow.

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It is an open secret that Weeping General Buhari , by virtue of inciting and divisive public comments frequently made, is at the very least a besotted admirer of the Boko Haram terror gang, and at worst, and far more likely, a prime mover/financier of the slave-raiding Boko Haram gunmen hordes currently laying northern Nigeria to waste. The massive escalation of coordinated terror attacks in northern Nigeria, as national elections draw near, is a pertinent indicator that the Boko Haram terror group nurses an agenda that is implicitly political, as opposed to religious or sectarian in nature.

At the other geographical extreme of Nigeria, deep in the creeks of the Niger Delta, the guns of the speed-boat-borne Egbesu warriors dutifully fell silent when FINALLY, after a full half-century of systematic exclusion from Nigeria’s political power equation, a homeboy called Jonathan Ebele Goodluck became the first Izon tribesman to attain the pinnacle of political power as Nigeria’s president and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces.

Now as the countdown leads Nigerians inexorably to the polls that will determine who emerges as president of Nigeria in 2015, the battle lines delineate two diametrically opposed power blocks, one harking back to Nigeria’s ugly historical antecedents featuring northern Nigerian monopolist usurpers grabbing for themselves alone all the wealth that accrues daily from the oil fields of the deep south, now facing off against the progressive forces of inclusion and justice, who DEMAND that the man from the Niger Delta, from whose ancestral fatherland ALL of Nigeria’s wealth is generated, remains in power as president to finish off his second term.

The battle lines of national destiny are drawn, as the Egbesu warriors of the Niger Delta observe intently whether or not the nation that has drilled and extracted pollution-inflicting crude oil for 50 years will realize just what it OWES to the impoverished and marginalized tribes of the delta, whose ancestral homeland has long been rendered barren of both fish resources and farmland fertility. As the Egbesu observe unfolding events leading up to Nigeria’s 2015 presidential election, they have, as expected, issued a grave warning that would be ignored to Nigeria’s peril, namely that crude oil extraction will effectively CEASE forever, by unrelenting force of arms, IF Weeping General Buhari, the Boko Haram terror gang leader, is IMPOSED as president of Nigeria after this pivotal election.

Thus, barring any perpetration of widespread election fraud, the destiny of the Nigerian federation lies in the hands of the electorate, who will now decide with their votes whether to facilitate a return to feudal subordination under northern Nigeria’s monopolist class, represented by terror gang leader Buhari, which will effectively SHUT DOWN the flow of that all-important crude oil national life-blood, as the Egbesu Boys make good their pledge to resist economic slavery with ALL means at their disposal.

So, Nigerian voters, the choice is yours to make. Vote for the Izon man to continue as president of an oil rich nation until 2019, or, vote in an illiterate cattle-rearing genocide instigator whose criminal imposition will once again awaken the Egbesu God of War that is ALREADY poised to set aflame the nation’s oil fields and render them as worthless as the bogus diplomas presented by the stark illiterate Weeping General Buhari. Once again, and at this eleventh hour, Nigeria, the choice is yours.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Funny enough i have not tried those max reps yet because of the injuries sustained by most athletes that attempt to do it the wrong way.

I hear ya man. Even with light weights doing shoulder work I lost count of the number of times I pulled a muscle in my neck and then walked around for the next couple of days unable to turn by head around without turning my whole body. Easy does it is a good rule to follow.

adanduka:
Let the doctors do their job, support them and your friend with your prayers

If he still has shotgun pellets in his flesh, the doctors will need to remove them to prevent blood poisoning from the lead pellets.

If he was hit with a rifle round at close range, one would assume there is an exit wound and there is[b] no [/b]metal left in his body, but that wound will still lead to serious complications if it not handled well by medical professionals.

How the ffuck did he get shot by a colleague ? Are they military men or police ?
I notice that Nigerian policemen do point their guns in unsafe directions all the time, so this incident is no surprise.

Gun Safety 101 : Never point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot, and keep the muzzle pointed directly up at the sky or down at the ground at ALL times, EVEN IF it is not loaded.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Hey my bro, it's being quite awhile. I know you must have gotten really hard and mean. Well my current max is 5 sets of 50 reps. Mind you though, it is all about the Quality and not Quantity.

I'd by lying for sure if I claimed to be lean mean and buffed, my brother, but I do my bare minimum bench press sets a couple of times a week so as to keep from turning into a couch potato, and of course I stay active in other ways, outside of my weight room.

I must confess that I have never in my entire life heard of anyone racking up as many as 50 repetitions per set in weight lifting, since the "industry standard" ranges from 8 to 12 reps per set, but hey, since you are clearly getting good results with that regime, I will not attempt to argue with a man who just killed a lion with his bare hands ha ha ha.

My question concerning your "max" was in reference to the maximum weight in poundage that you can bench-press using Olympic free weights, just once or twice, rather than the count of how many repetitions you normally perform.

Hey Pristine, how much is your current max on the bench press ?

Young children, unfortunately, are ideal subjects for indoctrination to become the most sadistic and brutal killers imaginable.

Furthermore, kids of less than 12 years old are utterly fearless in gunfights and will take suicidal chances in order to get at the enemy, meaning many are killed right away, which in turn fuels the demand for more child conscripts.

That nightmare scenario of child combatants being thrown in the battle to die and be replaced has, over recent decades, played out in African bush wars from Sierra Leone to Liberia to Uganda. The slave raiding terror gang invading northern Nigeria has now officially joined the ranks of those infamous armed groups who use children as cannon fodder.

The above photographs are further tragic manifestations of the desperation that has consumed the evil heart of terror gang leader Weeping General Buhari, whose thirst for the blood of innocents knows no earthly bounds. The International Criminal Court is monitoring these shameful developments closely, and, in the fullness of time, WILL collar Buhari the war criminal and flush him unceremoniously down where the sun never shines.

Pastor O'Yeah should kindly administer a few HOLY SLAPS to his victims before he presses his remote button to open the portal of hell where Satan is patiently waiting his turn to take over the Holy Slap duties, before sending all the accused to the pits of fire and brimstone for more bondage and discipline.

While all that is going in, Pastor O'Yeah will be aboard one of his private luxury jets, reporting directly to Jeeeeesus in the heavens, so as to keep Him updated about the ongoing Slap Operations deep in the bowels of Hades.

All this is going to cost SERIOUS money, so we urge ALL of Pastor O'Yeah's lemmings to at least give MUCH more of their salary to the good pastor, if they cannot afford to donate it ALL in furtherance of Operation Holy Slap.

Thank you Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus !

SalC:
Lol I have been in touch with a lawyer all along, but, well that was after I notified the company,

Am reluctant about the suing though, I only got angry kind of when they seem slow with the investigation.

I couldn't have just headed to the court without notifying the company, could I?

Hell yes you could have sued without personally notifying the defendant company. Your lawyer would have issued that alert notifying them of the litigation targeting them, at a time of his professional choosing.

The company has ZERO incentive to address your serious complaint, and while they stalled and delayed any tangible action, they must surely have been thanking their lucky stars that you did not have the foresight to unleash a ferocious Pit Bull attorney on their aszes.

Now that you have taken a do-it-yourself layman's approach to the matter, it may well be too late to involve a lawyer, though there is no harm in speaking with a legal practitioner, and showing them any correspondence from the company that you may have, IF, the company was in fact careless enough to commit to writing anything that could potentially implicate them.

SalC:
I had a similar case last November, with one of the popular energy drinks around. Well in my case, the product which was supposed to be sweet turned out to be as bitter as bitter leave water that I threw up just by merely sipping it once, but was never hospitalised, I reported to the company and so far they have confirmed the lot number and production date and time to be from them, the last time they sent me mail, the lady incharge of the case said she will meet with the stakeholders to know what they will do next, that was after the content spilled when I sent it to them. Though I still have enough pictures both when I sent it to them and the ones they sent me confirming they received the parcel.

Well it's been one month since they replied me last and someone said I should sue them for food poisoning, and negligence and all what not. Funny how things happen in this country.

You would have done better to head straight to a lawyer who would have fined a lawsuit against the drink selling company. By approaching the company directly, you effectively foreclosed any chance of suing the crap out of them in order to rake in a few million naira for your trouble.

debeginin:
Tell GEJ dat we r taking back our shoes frm him.

Yowaaa. Baa kwume. ha ha ha Sank you pellow kwantiri-man. Sank you. Sank you.

[size=14pt]Anyone who doubted for an instant the murderous desperation of Nigeria's Boko Haram terror gang leader Weeping General Buhari should read this latest news story, digest it, and hopefully then begin to fathom the true demonic character of the serial loser Buhari, so as to vote wisely to make DAMNED sure that the presidency of Nigeria does not fall into the hands of this profoundly evil and sadistic monster, Buhari, for the rest of all time.[/size]

saheedbadmus:
@ papiwata,no wonder u talk shit I guess. U ar not from this world of ours but from d water world..cos if u ar from dis world,u won't type that shit..why would u say buhari as ( theft from state treasuries) from d look of thingz,who stole Nigerias oil money nd lied to us..am not a politician,support no political party bt say d truth and stop Lieing to us just because u support. Jonathan,dont bad mouth others

Saheed I would have loved to respond to your contribution here, but I suspect that you may have attended the same cattle-rearing "school" from which Weeping General Buhari emerged with a forged diploma, as evidenced by your resorting to communicating in an obscure dialect of the Hausa language which I unfortunately have not found time to study enough to follow your train of thought. I will now endeavor to correct that oversight on my part.

Piyke:
Seriously considering reporting to NAFDAC, but I think I'll call NBC' s help line and make the complaint first

Because this sort of contamination is rampant in Nigeria, I would suggest that you consider suing the soft drink company to court with a competent lawyer, who will argue that you actually did consume a bottle of tainted drink bought at the same time as the one pictured here, with the result that you have developed severe intestinal pain that has cost you dearly in medical bills, which can be established by a cooperative doctor that you might know.

A lawsuit demanding a token 5 million naira product liability damages would not be out of place in this instance, given that SOLID evidence can be presented by way of the sealed bottle in your picture, and no, I am NOT joking with this suggestion.

In the decades since that picture was taken, the woman gained 150 pounds of blubber and married an Alhaji from Dongoyaro town, where they are now proud parents of 25 children and ten goats.

debeginin:
Dat's Ur problem!!There's a movement.
CHANGE is inevitable.

I generally leave my small change for the waitress as a tip. I would encourage you to do the same. Thank you for your cooperation.