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How soon can we expect some Holy Slaps to be delivered to the enemy forces hiding amid the sand dunes of the Sambisa mountain range ?

Hey, I like the "Speaking in Tongues" that the good pastor uses to spice up his official curse :

[size=14pt]Shaka laka boom shaboom kuka jaba jaba booom ![/size]

I love it. I am so MOVED by that gibberish speaking that I am sending ALL my salary to this miracle Pastor, for at least the next 7 years ha ha ha, so that he can use MY money as well, to fuel his FIVE private jets when his wife needs to visit Paris for those "anointed" shopping sprees ha ha.


[size=14pt]Boodoo yagga jugga joooom. Va va vooom Shaka laka jamo-jamooo ![/size]

emiye:
I have told you GEJ has lost it.
Only shallow minded , one way thinker accuse Buhari of sponsoring suicide bombings /terrorism. That you believe your lie tells a lot about your intellectual composition, i rank those supporting GEJ simply because of "na our pikin" syndrome on a higher strata of intelligence than you.

Denial will keep your mood up for now, but I suggest you stockpile lots of whisky to drink and remain merry when terror gang leader Buhari is defeated AGAIN at the polls.

rozayx5:
pa buhari should be with his grandchildren and stop hovering his illiteracy around

Ha ha Paaaa Buhari, and the kindergarten failure certificate he hopes will qualify him to RULE Nigeria at the geriatric old age of 72.

emiye:
Yes, roughly 1000hours more. Do not say few months, it looks far that way.

Ha ha months seem too long for you at this stage even before the upcoming Nigerian 2015 presidential elections ?

I wonder how you will cope with 4 more YEARS of enlightened leadership by President Jonathan, during which Weeping General Buhari will finance yet more terrorist suicide bombings of innocent voters who will have earned Buhari's loathing and spite for rejecting slavery in favor of freedom.

donphilopus:
Do you have the "droit moral" to call Buhari an illiterate?! First, you couldn't spell a liar, I thought it was a typographical error. Now, your inability to spell the so-called 'illiterate' sold you out!

At least to his credit, our man Sealion has NOT declared any intention to "RULE" Nigeria, unlike that buffoonish weeping general called Buhari, who has now CONFIRMED the total absence of so much as a speeding ticket that can be presented in place of an academic credential duly earned.

emiye:
Unfortunately, your witty composition will not come handy when the final votes are collated. I can bet None of your thumbs can even make a vote.

Come off your high horse, it is a loss. The gods are not to blame, GEJ is the architect of his impending but certain failure.

The die is cast, and the next few months will reveal the truth to which ALL will adhere, for better or for worse.

emiye:
GEJ is losing this time around.

SE- 90% , SS-85% SW-35% NC-45% NE-25% NW- 15%.

If you think, the above is an overall win for GEJ, you are sleeping on Okada.

Most of pro GEJ on nairaland are SS/SE, while Pro Buhari SW.

Buhari is winning this time around

Clearly Weeping General Buhari will remain a winner in your imagination, even after he racks up yet another resounding defeat at the polls in 2015, but, in the final analysis, all is well, as long as you remain happy with your illusions, despite the fact that President Jonathan will most certainly remain in office until 2019, after handing Weeping Career Loser and Expired Tyrant Buhari his second of two installments in a sequential pair of humiliating electoral defeats.

Say no to impotent anger and overgrown boys weeping.

Jonathan Goodluck WILL remain Nigeria's president right on through until the year 2019, regardless of how many empty accusations are thrown his way by supporters of expired geriatric military tyrants, and how anguished the gnashing of teeth will be when the incumbent president retains his post for another term of office until 2019.

Say NO to blood-soaked Baboons and terrorist gang leaders. SAY NO to expired tyrants. Say NO to massacre instigator fugitives from justice.

Say NO to Rule by Inheritance.

Say YES that a too-long-excluded Izon brother hoist the freedom flag of nationwide inclusion and fairness, for another triumphal term of office.

The terror gang leader, Weeping General Buhari, has NO credentials of any form to submit, and that is why this very long explanation has been offered, to confuse people, since there is no actual substance with which to impress them.

NJPot:
I have noticed that any post or comment than supports GMB/Osibanjo gets more likes than that of GEJ/Sambo. I suggest Nairaland put up a poll soon to confirm what I have just observed.

An easy 90% of the Nigerian voting-age public have no access to the internet. Of the 10% of the voting-age public in Nigeria who do have internet access, an unknown but comparatively small number log on to the Nairaland politics forum to read, write and pontificate.

With this larger picture in mind, your expectation that Weeping General will meet with "success" in the upcoming 2015 presidential polls, based on the number of "likes" various topics have garnered in this forum, is a hasty notion based on a flawed premise that was in turn deduced from a statistically insignificant sample size randomly picked from the numerical vastness of Nigeria's voting-age population.

In other words, the number of "likes" any write-up in this or any other internet forum garners from readers is no more a viable predictive indicator of election outcomes than would be a census quantifying the number of fleas infesting my faithful hound-dog on a typical Summer's day.

Whether or not the above quote actually originated verbatim from Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka, it is safe to assume that Soyinka would NEVER express support for any political movement whose ranks include odious rabble-rousing terror gang financiers like Weeping General Paaa Buhari.

By logical default therefore, Wole Soyinka will do and say ALL within his capacity to ensure that Nigerian President Jonathan Goodluck's tenure of executive duty in the federal capital continues uninterrupted right up until the good year 2019.

Ffuck you Pastor Jaguda, and prepare to lose most of your stolen money in a class action lawsuit seeking damages for the people you murdered in your slum building's collapse.'

Pastor Jaguda is truly a devilish and properly evil creature, with his habit of rejoicing every time there is a disaster reported on CNN news.

Again, and with all due respect, go ffuck yourself Pastor Jaguda, and may you rot in hell, you horrid little vermin.

There seems to be a lot of disagreement and conjecture regarding whether terror gang leader Buhari is suffering from advanced stages of some hideous venereal disease, or is the deserving victim of terminal, inoperable brain cancer.

Can any medical practitioners in the house help us out here by rendering for the esteemed Nairaland readership a more detailed breakdown explicating just what specific diseases have infested the tissues and atrophied cranial contents of this career loser, Weeping General Buhari, so that we can better arrive at an estimate of just how many weeks or months that oxygen-wasting terror gang leader has to live.

Please can someone encourage Boko Haram terror gang leader Weeping General Buhari to PLEASE hurry up and join his ancestors, without further ado.

As the unrepentant instigator of post-election massacres in northern Nigeria when his defeat at the 2011 presidential polls was confirmed, Buhari does deserve a fair trial for mass murder, followed by a life sentence spent in protective custody under the auspices of the International Criminal Court in Holland, HOWEVER, if the immutable laws of Karma see fit to strike the terrorist financier Buhari dead with a slow, progressively excruciating disease, then all is well in the universe after all, which is always cause for thankful celebration, since by kicking the bucket, Weeping General Buhari will have done his part to ensure perpetual dynamic equilibrium between the planet's existential Ying and Yang.

It is of zero consequence whether Miracle Pastor Osibanjo has earned a record as a saint, or as a sinner, because the outcome of Nigeria's upcoming presidential elections will relegate the power hungry pastor to well-deserved obscurity, where he will join his doomed-to-lose partner in futility, notorious Boko Haram terror gang leader Weeping General Buhari, whose mere presence always assures the attainment of unmitigated failure in all measures of human achievement, particularly with respect to democratic election results.

Daninya11:
When converting it to powder, it should not be dried in the sun because it will lose its medicinal values. It should be dried inside the room before pounding into powder..

You have made a good point about the drying process Danin, but, indoor drying is only possible in the dry desert climate of northern Nigeria, or, during the dry season in other parts of the country where the average year-round humidity is much higher than it is in the north of the country.

For any Moringa growers living in a humid climate, such as is the case in most of southern Nigeria during the rainy season, indoor drying must be avoided because poisonous white MOLD frequently forms on the leaves before they are properly dried, thus making them unsafe for consumption.

To rapidly dry Moringa leaves in a humid climate, it is best to dry them directly in the sun, only taking the harvest indoors during the night and early morning hours. The amount of nutrient lost by drying Moringa leaves in the sun is minimal to insignificant, especially when compared to the potential damage and total harvest loss that can result from the formation of MOLD on Moringa leaves placed indoors to dry. Three successive days of bright outdoor tropical sun will dry Moringa leaves sufficiently for them to be ground to powder in preparation for storage lasting up to 6 months with no refrigeration needed.

viperman:
Thank you. Some silly kids on nairaland dont know when to post and when to shut up

No vex o, Oga Shakis-man. We dey follow you for back, and na ya eye we dey look, because we know say any one when Chairman Shakis-Man chop remain go dey ground for we to take manage.

Shun Sir ! No shaking. Carry go !

cartquin:
How does one take moringa leave?

Moringa leaves can be eaten fresh off the tree, if you have an area where you can grow your own Moringa tree, or, the green powder made from dried, ground and filtered Moringa leaves can be bought readily all over the world, and added at the rate of one table-spoon per meal, AFTER the cooking process has been completed and the food is ready to serve.

Fresh Moringa leaves will lose most of their nutritional value if they are cooked like normal vegetable dishes, therefore it is recommended that fresh or powdered leaves be added to meals that have already been cooked, so that the Moringa is not subjected to excessive heat before being consumed.

Moringa trees grow from cut sections of stem BETTER than they do from seed, however, the cut stem section measuring a foot or two long MUST be placed flat on the ground, with both cut ends covered in earth, for it to sprout leaves. After planting the cuttings, they will need to be watered regularly to prevent them drying out as the new shoots and roots form. Once your Moringa tree starts to grow, it is recommended that you periodically cut it short, in order that it produces healthier leaves close to the ground for easy harvest.

What in the hell was going on with the placement of boiling hot water near a child ? What in God's name is meant by the term "making" a child's hair ? WTF !

Was that water dropped on the child by accident, or was it being used to inflict some dangerous, pointless and painful "beauty treatment" on the poor child's hair ?

Every year untold numbers of brain-dead African women and innocent CHILD victims get severely burned with hot water and acidic chemicals intended to straighten African hair, in a FUTILE bid to FORCE that hair to magically become silky and flowing like that of a WHITE person. All that idiocy arises out of SHAME about the UNCHANGEABLE physical features of one's own black race, which gives rise to an utterly mad and reckless determination to CHANGE their race from black to white, by the use of chemical warfare on the offending black skin and frizzy African hair.

I am sorry to say this man, but the criminal responsible for inflicting that burn on your child should be prevented from having contact with ANY child by court order, or, at the very least, should be barred from setting foot anywhere near the child she already tried to kill with her sick "beauty treatment". Seriously, in a just world the person who attacked your child ought to be medically STERILIZED to prevent that dimwit from breeding and passing on mental illness to a second generation. What a chit-for-brains asz, and what a damn shame that dumb-asz is a woman.

Damn. This sad tale makes me mad as hell.

This is African street comedy at its best, and it serves as an illustrative example of buffoonery in public office, for which Nigerian officials are renowned globally.

If Nigerian police salaries have NOT, as usual, been paid in time for Xmas, then delivering speeches to an assembly of sad-looking police officers, while wearing a ridiculous Michael Jackson surgical mask and handing out clucking CHICKENS, of all things, amounts to a mocking SLAP in the face of the Nigerian Police Force, regardless of the intent that motivated such a bone-headed idea for a publicity stunt.

Hey, Governor, ditch the Mike Jackson mask in favor of a Santa Klaus suit and beard more befitting the Yuletide season, and also you need to cut down on the beers, because you look 6-months pregnant with that huge Santa Klaus gut you're carrying about so proudly. Get rid of it and live 25 years longer.

Ho ho ho, Governor, you's a publicity ho ho ho.

Unemployed Chadian rebels now roam Africa as guns-for-hire. Alongside, and often subordinate to militiamen from Libya and Algeria who are clearly of Arab ethnic stock, black African gunmen, from the desert wasteland north-African failed nations Chad and Niger, re-enact the Arab Slave Trade of dark centuries past, as they relish demonically the wanton plunder and sacking of desert-fringe Nigerian schools, villages and towns, abducting for enslavement people of both genders and all ages, while killing scores amid hellish scenes that bring to mind Rwanda and Burundi at their historic worst during the 1990s.

The forced smile of a career genocide instigator, like the grin of a hungry crocodile, fools nobody.

As the primary financier and leader of the Boko Haram terror gang whose specialty is kidnapping school girls as sex-slaves, Weeping General Buhari clearly supports the sexual exploitation and enslavement of children, THEREFORE, among Buhari's many futile dreams would be the federal legalization of paedophile criminality in Nigeria, IF the terror gang leader is able to rig or bomb his way into power as an imposed tyrant over a nation of 200 million souls.

Nice. Those two gentlemen might even be related by blood, or at least by both being bloodthirsty.

mastercee:
That was a gunshot aimed at the driver.

Now I believe all these interstate drivers uses black magic. How can they fire a bullet at you and yet you stepped out unscathed.

Simple. The bullet missed the driver. No magic spell will deflect or stop a flying bullet since the forces at play arise from physics and ballistics, rather than magic.

It is extremely hard to hit a moving target with a rifle, so most of the shots fired at a speeding vehicle WILL miss the target for that reason.

IdomaLikita:
Nigerians and Bush!
Sometimes I wonder, if we had no Bushes, what would People like OP do in times like this?
Please STOP DEFORESTATION TODAY!!!

On a Serious Note, May God keep you safe!

Even for a those who are reluctant to explore the bush, a few gunshots close by is all the encouragement such "city people" would need in order to become as comfortable running through deep bush, undergrowth and forest, as an antelope in its prime, sailing over obstacles and ducking under the brush with a natural ease that can only be found when one is confronted by approaching death.

Say NO to deforestation. The bush is your friend. Become one with the bush, and fear not the snakes that live there, since NONE of them is as dangerous as the bandito holding that ugly AK rifle.

mastercee:
Yea! You are right.... But if your company decided to send you on trip, I'm sure there will be less to what you can do in that regard

Work is a compelling reason to travel, no doubt. At least you are not in the danger zone voluntarily, because you are going to attend a yam festival, Xmas parties, a church "retreat" or some other non-essential event that puts people on the road for no good reason.

I wish you a safe journey, but if the trip becomes unsafe again, I wish you the fastest running speed that your legs can deliver.

mastercee:
You Gerrit..... Thank God no death was recorded but people sustained various degree of injuries.

Come and see nursing mothers running with their babies strapped at their back. One of them fell just in front of me, nobody even looked at her twice. I felt so bad, but seriously there is nothing anybody could have done. Your own safety first

The last months of the year are the worst possible time to be on a Nigerian road. I would not travel by road inside Nigeria at Xmas even if there was a million dollar reward for doing so.

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Fash20:
Nice but I guess you don't live Nigeria cus it seems you think the props are easy to get here in Nija.

Unless I am mistaken, Parkingzz has already made a few purchases from Hobby King, in one of his earlier projects, so it is safe to say he is familiar with the ordering process at Hobby King.

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Killing Boko Haram terror gang members is in essence depleting the ranks of Weeping General Buhari's genocidal foot-soldiers, while also seizing the weaponry acquired, imported and distributed thanks to Buhari's looted wealth, thereby effectively preventing the use of all that materiel to further Buhari's open agenda of TRYING to AGAIN unseat an elected government in Nigeria.

All told, It is perfectly understandable to see terror gang leader Weeping General Buhari AGAIN sobbing hysterically over the battle-front deaths of his slave-raiding terrorist gang members, but far more difficult to fathom is why war criminal Buhari is STILL a free man to this day, untouched by the long arm of the law.