₦airaland Forum

charllyen:
Have a coconutty weekend ahead.

Ha ha let me just add the old saying that a person who intends to break a coconut with their head, cannot possibly expect to partake of the meal inside the coconut.

Chiscomax:
will u sponsor me there?

I have approved sponsorship for numerous cold-fearing Nigerians to Norway, and many of them went on to become famous snow-skiers and mountaineers who scale the craggy peaks of the icy Norwegian mountain rages in the dead of winter.


Send me 419 US dollars cash, right away, for more information about how you too can conquer EXTREME cold in Norway this winter.

Nihilist:
Freedom of Speech does not imply Freedom from Consequence

A self-declared nihilist like yourself would have done better to express the opinion that all acts of genocidal depravity perpetrated by sick and violent people should be permitted under the existential law that there is, ultimately, no law, in your opinion.

Bayswater:
Just tell me you are kidding. Can Allah not fight for himself? France does not have a native muslim population, these people (mainly immigrants) have been deprived from their various nations; France made a mistake by opening their borders to these set of ungrateful and impoverished immigrants. So what's hard in being a muslim? These mofos were indoctrinated and radicalized by the same Quran all of you read. Is that a lie? Until you face the facts and start going after the imams radicalizing these youngsters, the dim perception most western nations have about Islam will never change.

Once again, human beings are massacred because a couple of mad men expect to service 72 virgins in "Paradise", as a reward for committing capital murder.

[size=17pt]The bloodshed is ALWAYS about the 72 virgins waiting in heaven. Always. [/size]

Miracle Pastor Adeboye's opinion about Nigerian politics can only ever be of importance to the brain-washed cult-worshipers that constitute the "flock" whose hard-earned income provides SOME of the wealth that enables the good pastor to own FOUR brand-new Gulfstream private luxury jets.

Miracle Pastor Adeboye, much like his jet-owning contemporary-in-deception, Miracle Pastor Oledepo, reaps millions of US dollars in commissions rewarding his services as a sneaky money-laundering Holy Conduit, for the illegal transfer abroad from Nigeria of large fortunes in hard currency, on behalf of embezzling government figures, as well as their associated entourages comprising friends, business associates and extended family members.

While President Jonathan should probably have been a bit less demonstrative with his expression of Christian reverence for a pastor evidently deemed by some of his advisers to be politically relevant, there is nothing inherently WRONG with the notion of an incumbent president making the effort to visit religious figures of ALL faiths, and, during those courtesy visits, according traditionally expected decorum to the religious personalities hosting the president.

All told, Miracle Pastors Adebole, Oledepo, and V.D. Joshua are free to say whatever comes to mind on all subjects including the political, BUT, such personal opinions, particularly when expressed by career confidence tricksters and cult leaders, are best ignored by all who do not number among the various flocks of the gullible, and the easily led.

With the roof removed as shown in the above photograph, this vehicle can be used to convey loads of firewood back to the fortress from No Man's Land, during the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse.

Buy six of these Beautiful Range Rovers TODAY, and you will automatically qualify to request a fleet price discount, along with a free, all-expenses-paid trip to Sin City Las Vegas Nevada, where the fun never sets.

klmm:
http://www.restlessfingers.com/tara-reid-offered-1m-explore-sexuality-new-porn-flick/

Now who in their right mind would ever be interested in the sight of a wrinkled OLD woman whose body has been ruined by age and failed plastic surgeries ?

Go and live in Norway for a month during the deep winter there. Your blood will thicken up in about 3 weeks, and thereafter NOTHING will feel cold to you.

Fash20:
I'm following but what is the work of d Tachometer

To determine the speed at which the propeller is rotating, most likely.

Anyone desperate enough to have blue eyes can purchase blue contact lenses, though that change will not make a black person look white, if that is the objective of the exercise.

They are not breaking any law, because they are actually typing on their Blackberry handsets, reporting crimes to their boss in the office.

Is he dead yet ?

Next time he will refrain from wearing a night gown as daytime attire.

MKO4ever:
I'm confused, maybe a dictionary will help!!!

E get as e be.

Sirius Black I list myself among the very earliest and most loyal fans of the photo-tour chronicling the Nigerian Civil War of 2014, that you were kind and brave enough to publish in this forum, and with that in mind I will frame my question to you with the utmost of respect and admiration, even as I seek clarification from you.

In reading your initial post here, the crux of your message to Ms. Linda Ikeji is evidently that her publication on the net of photographs showing the identities AND the internet communication screen names of active duty soldiers, COULD have the unintended consequence of exposing such troops to court martial.

Now, since I never did get around to checking out the fabled Linda Ikeji Blog on the internet, the specifics about the report to which you called Ms. Ikeji to task are not known to me, so I may be missing a key piece of the jigsaw puzzle here, BUT, I would like to understand better the distinction between the level of professional risk posed to the military subjects shown in your own series of internet-published photographs from the battle front, in comparison to the case of those troops identified in pictures posted in Ms. Ikeji's internet blog.

If the Twitter ID of a soldier was made public in the blog to which you refer, and assuming that the solder was not being foolhardy enough to disclose operational details on the internet, I seek to learn how simply being an internet user places such soldiers at any greater risk than would be the case if they were merely photographed saddling up for battle.

Thank you for any explanation you may find a moment to offer here.

temitemi1:
Is the family issue nah, brothers attacking brothers .. GEJ till apc stop attacking themselves n lookin for who to blame...

When they finish fighting amongst one another, they should still help us inform Boko Haram leader Weeping General Buhari that his lack of even a simple kindergarten certificate is going to prevent his selection bid from moving forward.

The long-suffering people of Buhari Village, in north-eastern Nigeria, shall remain without a Grand Seriki UNTIL we can see and scrutinize that kindergarten certificate which Buhari has so far REFUSED to hand over to the Nigerian people.

Say NO to Village Seriki's who are stark illiterates.

[size=14pt]Buhari, When you don order dem to throway bomb finish, BRING YA CERTIFICATE ![/size]

Perhaps the ambush described in this new report, IF it actually occurred, and was not simply another attempted highway robbery, but rather happened to be orchestrated by none other than Boko Haram gang leader Weeping General Buhari himself, in another FAILED bid to seek public sympathy for his feudalistic ambitions as the future Grand Sheikh of Nigerianistan.

shawnfamous:
Our wives go grow old 2 oooo

As dem dey upgrade computer to get new one, na so dem dey upgrade wife, but any husband when never ready to upgrade and put new model for house, go fit manage himself with secret girlfriend of 22 years age when never born pikin, for one corner-side.

Why you self dey talk the kind word when fit make man pikin dey see bad dream for night.

My brother my only advice be say make you take eye find correct young woman when she age no pass 23 years, when never born pikin before, AND, when no get big yansh like that load when Cash Madam dey carry for back like cow.

When that fine girl of 22 age take hand commot she brassier say make you come take ya korro-korro eye see wettin Papa God give am, you self go come testify for Nairaland here, say you don witness, observe, and HANDLE well-well, how as fine woman full-beam suppose to stand up and VIBRATE, without look down witi sadness like ol'mama own.


Please, from now going, make you no mention ol'mama for any discussion when concern chuku-chuku matter. Thank you, and God breastt you.

Lie no good, the ting when been dey vex me pass for this matter be say all the old-mama dem, wey nobody like to see dem commot cloth at all, go come dey open dat slippers when dey dem chest, take am show everybody like say na betta ting to look, [size=14pt]BUT[/size] the fine-fine girl dem all, wey man pikin dey hungry to see dem commot cloth, dem nogo 'gree go do am unless na for inside room, under pay-per-view agreement.

This life no dey fair, but e get as e be.

Diaris God o.

Buhari has a Masters degree in WEEPING, and a doctorate in KILLING innocent people, with the help of his Boko Haram terror gang, so in that respect, Buhari has all the educational qualifications he will ever need to rule his village, and all the goats that reside there.

Sir, with all due respect, I would like to make the observation that you are indeed a twisted and perverted individual, to even suggest such an abhorrent and disgusting desire for OLD, WRINKLED, SAGGY grandmothers.

What the ffuck. The very thought of what you are suggesting makes me feel nauseous. Check yourself into a mental health facility right away, so that you can be caged and sedated for your own safety, and for the safety of all elderly women in the are you live, you sick bastard.

ShakaZullu:
Honestly i find his posts interesting and educating

But he seems intellectual than his real master without certificate "kworopshun"

You mean the one who starts all speeches with "Pellow Kwantiri-man" ha ha ha ?

ifyalways:
looks like she's preggie

It is usually very difficult to tell if a fat woman is pregnant, or just fat. Either way that woman is seriously out of shape and UGLY ha ha.

Ha ha another Musiwa don carry madness come display for Nairaland. See pages upon pages when nobody go get time to read ha ha ha.

Oga Seun I beg make you send those doctor when dey wear white coat to catch this one, go throway put for where dem carry Musiwa lock am, before the madness get chance push am to commot him cloth and pant all for inside market-place.

When sufficient numbers of voices are united in the cry for JUSTICE, this Boko Haram terror gang leader, Buhari, who ordered the slaughter of Youth Corps election officials as vindictive calculated vengeance over his resounding defeat in Nigeria's 2011 presidential elections elections, WILL, in the fullness of time, be called to account for his genocidal ways, before the International Criminal Court in The Hague, Netherlands.

Sad indeed is the commentary on Nigeria 15 years into the new millennium, that a geriatric rabble-rousing financier of warfare AGAINST the state is deemed free to rear his ugly head as a candidate for the highest elected office in the land - that of democratic President and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. A semi-literate one-time coup plotter with NO academic credentials to tender before the Nigerian people for scrutiny, 79-year old Paa Buhari stands out from all other heads of state in his maniacal desperation to IMPOSE himself YET AGAIN, as Maximum Leader lording over Nigeria, even as he dodders with one aged foot in the grave.

What a diabolical, blood-thirsty demon this monster called Buhari must be, with his audacity to REPEATEDLY scream for disorder in response to every election he loses. May the angry spirits of the innocents, who have been killed on the orders of Buhari after every such loss, wreak upon Buhari the full measure of retribution permissible under the immutable laws of Karma, ESPECIALLY as the Nigerian presidential election of 2015 unfolds.

Damn that woman is obese. Probably never attempted a minute of physical exercise in her whole life.

OK, I forgot, she lives in Nigeria where fat and obesity are regarded as GOOD afflictions ha ha ha.

A giant among men, is Barak Obama. A giant among men, and the pride of Africa, his motherland.

Let it no more be said that a black man cannot aspire to become president of the United States, for that glass ceiling has been broken forever more, by Barak Obama.

Something tells me this entire story is made up for the purpose of tricking people into handing over cash, to solve an imaginary problem.

Buyer beware, and check out the screen name used by the OP, if you are still inclined to place an iota of faith in the stories told by faceless strangers on the internet.

Monimatik haba na the OP you wan fight again. Abi you no read the ting when the man write well-well.

The picuture when OP post don show we all say na Presido Goodluck dash Buhari the ONLY certificate when Buhari get.

That one mean say Buhari never take eye see inside classroom since dem born am, sotay Jonathan kukuma DASH am certificate out of pity.

Oya apologize for OP now, and promise am say you nogo drink kai-kai belle-full again, come begin dey type for internet like how as you do today.

I can see that the certificate being handed to terror gang leader Buhari, as a peace gesture by Nigeria's president, is a BIG certificate, with nice BIG kindergarten lettering to make it easier for the semi-literate recipient, Weeping General Buhari, to read when he gets home to his village in the desert.

The only thing wrong with the above picture is of course that Buhari evidently mistook that Election Loser's Certificate for a licence to kill civilians any time he suffered another electoral defeat. It is therefore advisable for President Jonathan to REVOKE that certificate with immediate effect, or at least declare it null and void, to render it a worthless living-room wall decoration.

drwebs:
Who said Tinubu is not wise, I'm sure he and his party knew this all along that's why they fielded a professor as his deputy to guide him. There is no doubt Nigeria is going 10 years back under GMB because this is not military era where you lead with guns.

We need someone who can think and take wise decisions on how to move Nigeria forward. Nigerians should reject another rule of Vice Presidents acting a as the president while the supposed president just sits there doing nothing or claiming tomb fighting corruption.

If GMB wants to come back just to fight corruption and insurgency because of his military training, I will say Nigerians should reject him because Nigeria needs more than that to move forward.
We need someone who can come up with policies that will handle the issue of corruption and not using force by jailing corrupt officials. We need someone who can come up with policies on how to handle the issue or terrorism and militancy and not by killing or bombing the whole State or North because of the bad elements(as in the case of Odi in Bayelsa State)

GEJ still remains the best man for the job.

By pushing forward a semi-literate goat herder as a presidential candidate, the Nigerian opposition party has GUARANTEED that President Jonathan continues his tenure in office until 2019, without interruption.

There is nothing wrong with buying fake academic credentials from the infamous forgers of Lagos's Oluwole area, but Weeping General Buhari must learn to understand that ALL fake credentials are of ZERO value if they are presented by anyone seeking the post of elected president for the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Take your fake diploma in goat herding to North Korea, Buhari, and MAYBE, just maybe, you might win a position as a zoo exhibit over there.

Please can someone from among our esteemed readership be so kind as to post a few more pictures that show the terrorist gang leader Buhari either WEEPING, as is customary after his every election loss, or SCOWLING AND FROWNING, as is the case whenever the Weeping General is asked to produce his educational qualifications.

Thank you in advance for your assistance in this urgent matter.