₦airaland Forum

If it is flat and sagging after child-birth, do NOT show it off, since at that point it is only of interest to nursing babies.

AreaFada2:
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Patrick's lexicology has transposed me, bisma disma, into the galaxy of ephemeral bewilderment, cis-alpi nac ally and trans-alpi nac ally sine die. In the order of Helvetic alpine range and herculean proportions.

Chai ! Chai !

Wey my Latin dictionary ?

The facts of Boko Haram terror gang leader Buhari's thieving endeavors dating back to when he was in government, are already well known.

More attention needs to be paid to the murders of government election officials, committed when terrorist financier Weeping General Buhari learnt he had AGAIN lost his bid to become "selected" RULER of Nigeria, back in 2011.

The world must also note the thousands of lives taken by Buhari's terror gang, whose campaign of genocide has dramatically intensified, now that the 2015 presidential elections in Nigeria loom large.

Poor man's private jet.

I expect that instead of just weeping. wailing and sobbing, while threatening more blood soaked baboons and dogs, terror gang leader Buhari should throw himself on the ground, and roll about while bellowing like a wounded rhinoceros.

amsoslim:
Dunno wre dis is but I fink ya shuld al c dis pix...

Botswana is where that is, brother. The King chooses several new wives every year from thousands of young women with no tops on, and very little covering the rest, come to think of it.

olatemitayo:
The number of persons killed cannot be ascertain now but, 4 policemen, a soldier, and about 7 civilians have been conffirmed dead. By 2mrw, newsmen shld hv gotten d full detail. Right now, I just need warmth.

Wow that is some major carnage, no doubt.

What is the latest ? How many did they kill ?

As I recline pensively in this hallowed chamber, suffused with contemplative and introspective neurological cross-currents that materialize spontaneously amid the unrelenting cacophonous bedlam of discombobulating ambiguities rampaging and cascading like flood waters through this public arena of sociopolitical discourse, I am concurrently inundated with reciprocating distractions of both contemporaneous and metaphysical nature, yet I remain inexorably grounded, focused and transfixed ONLY by those elemental constituents of empirically verifiable reality which supersede the established delineations that are both inherent and systemically inextricable from the compartmentalized thinking currently pervading the The Establishment, ad-neusuem, ad-intinitum, nihil incarburendum illegitimi.

tonytony208:
madam, forgiveness is for someone who begs for it. God won't forgive u if u don't beg him to.

Buhari is not the type that deserves mercy or forgiveness. He was called to the RECONCILIATORY oputa panel, but he refused to show up; meaning he doesn't give a damn about all d pple he hurt, killed and maimed while he was military president. Buhari's hands are stained with blood, blood of the innocent. It is strange dat d south is even associating with buhari today, despite d wickedness he had perpetrated in the south while he was military president. Buhari is a wild animal and should be treated as such. His true intention is to place northerners above other Nigerians. Buhari can only be a good northern president, but he will make a bad Nigerian president.

Quoted for emphasis.

Can someone PLEASE direct me to a church where the women show up ttopless. It is imperative that a join such a church right away.

Latest reports coming in suggest that the Weeping General is ABOUT TO present his kindergarten passing certificate to Nigerian election authorities, who will adjudge the authenticity of all documents submitted, and then decide whether or not to DISQUALIFY the Weeping General from participation in the nation's presidential elections of 2015, on account of his being a stark illiterate, and a credential forger to boot.

redsun:
Did anybody noticed that the killing intensified again when buhari certificate became an issue? Northern kleptocrats are killing their poor like rats just to get their dirty hands on Nigerian oil once again. It is a blackmail and they are using their suffering people as baits. Dissidents like athieku should be held responsible, not gej.

The death of a whopping two THOUSAND villagers in northern Nigeria, at the hands of terrorist mercenaries hired by Weeping General Buhari, is a grim reminder to all Nigerians still resident at home to fasten their safety belts during the year 2015, and prepare for a BIG thunder-storm on the political front.

These pictures document the complete overhaul of Nigeria's rail network by the Goodluck Jonathan government.


This dramatic reintroduction of rail travel as a safe, quick and comfortable means of public transportation highlights yet another quiet triumph of the current administration, whose point man, Goodluck Jonathan will EASILY vanquish all presidential contestants pushed forward by the desperate opposition in the upcoming elections of 2015.

naijaking1:
I think this is simple, does he have a school cert or not? If not, we can change our constitution to accommodate him. The law is the law!
Going to US military school, going to the moon and back, and serving as a head of state are not relevant to the issue.
Does he have a school cert or not

But, but, but Weeping General Buhari has many COWS. Can't he at least be awarded an honorary diploma in cow rearing, so that he can make it into office as the Seriki of his village ?

ruffp:
Don't speak cuz its free......speak cuz u have something of note to say.

You might need to take a course in remedial English comprehension to understand the passage you quoted here, so please don't feel sad about not knowing what it all means at this point.

Nigeria is at war, so, as tragic as the statistic of 2000 dead in one day sounds, it is EXPECTED that war will claim lives DAILY.

France is NOT at war, and therefore it is NOT expected that people will be killed there whilst simply visiting a coffee shop.

That is the distinction between these two news stories, and it has nothing to do with racism.

Burger01:
Ogbeni Seun, what has happened has happened. Life goes on.

FeBuhari 2015.

Life goes on and Buhari will continue to fail in EVERY endeavor on which he embarks. Thank you for this illuminating reminder.

Well now, let us zoom in and take a closer look at the SOURCE of this purported diploma earned by an illiterate cow herder.

gede7744:
what hsppen to 'forgive and forget' being preached in churches? moreover ur dad dies 31 solid years ago. must u fight on behave of d dead? let d dead do their fighting when u face ur life

May I politely suggest with all humility that you go ffuck yourself. Thank you for your cooperation.

knightsTempler:
Who in the right senses will vote for a former coup plotter and dictator. Buhari has nothing to offer Nigerians.

On a another note;

Some Internet APC folks are really scary.

"My way or I send your head rolling on the floor!".

"Vote for my candidate or I'll do horrible stuff to you and your entire generation".

"If my candidate loses this election, I will show you pepper...wait and see".

"While my opponents were wasting their time in towns and villages, I the infallible know-it-all elitist was winning EVERY internet poll, cast by people with awesome imagination who live thousands of miles away from Nigeria. This simply means that I have won, victory is mine, the outcome of the actual election MUST mirror my internet poll victories or else...somebody's gotta go home with the body intact, minus the head".

Scary right?

Ha ha ha you's da MAN ! Imaginary victories will be won by all the real world losers who deserve to fail in ALL they attempt throughout their pointless, oxygen-wasting lives.

Not to worry Mr. Kuti. The spirit of your father, the Afro Beat King, has placed a powerful African curse on that evil creature now seeking for the 5th time to RULE over Nigeria as an imaginary birthright, and that curse will ASSURE yet another epic FAILURE for Weeping General Buhari who still basks in the illusion that the past has no bearing on the present.

Truth24:
God has his own ways of doing things.....
No weapon formed against Gej shall prosper...
Pa Buhari won't die ooo, but will live to see d goodness of God in Gej's life and administration....
Wish him quick recovery though....
Gej till Buhari turns 80yrs

Paaaaa Buhari. Sorry o.

Abeg make you no die yet o. If you carry ignition key enter hole go, na who go fit help us stop that Boko Haram engine ?

Revolution:
Cult. Notice how non of the camera men nor musicians fell even when the so called anointing was throw in their direction

The musicians might have been playing the tune without missing a beat even after they too fell to the ground. Any competent guitarist and saxophone player should at the very least be able to play a mean solo whilst lying down on their backs after being knocked down by the Holy Pressure Wave.

Having watched this video intently, I now understand how UFO flying saucers are able to preform aerobatics in total silence. Clearly this pastor has somehow harnessed that mysterious propulsive force employed by Martians to swiftly cross the light years of distance between their galaxies and ours, aboard a variety of craft ranging from the circular to the triangular.

The potential military applications of this pastor's Holy Pressure Wave are, simply put, enormous. First and foremost, a peer-reviewed empirical demonstration of this amazing alien technology must be arranged, to carry along the global scientific community as this epic discovery is unveiled for humanity.

What a total bunch of brain-dead lemmings, all ready to join in that ridiculous pantomime, even to the point of sustaining serious injury while pretending to be knocked down by an invisible force field emanating from the hands of the trickster who grabs all their monthly salary to fuel his private jet.

If gullibility and mass hypnotism could be quantified in monetary terms, Nigeria would be the richest nation on Earth.

Nihilist:
Your arguments are just bouncing all over the place and lack any kind of consistency.

Firstly, animal sacrifice has no bearing on this debate, but I'll indulge you for argument's sake. A tenth generation descendant on a 'Nigerian Ogun Worshipper' is still a British citizen and cannot have his citizenship revoked 'forcibly' as you said, except it is 'conducive to the public good to deprive the person of British citizenship AND provided revoking said citizenship does not render him stateless' according to Section 40 of the British Nationality Act of 1981.

I doubt that even the most conservative of judges would rule that Animal Sacrifice is a threat to the public good, so your example is irrelevant.
For the purpose of argument again, even if animal sacrifice was somehow seen as a threat to national security, a 3rd generation immigrant to the UK is someone whose parents were themselves born and brought up in the UK. Where would you send such a person to without rendering him stateless? Let alone a tenth generation descendant like you mentioned....


Now back to the matter at hand.



Can you not see that there is already censorship of the press that suits you living in the West as a black man? Abi is it your country?
Can you imagine if a White man was telling you that he had the right to use the word Nigger instead of black in his newspaper, and if you didn't like it, you could get out?

The West is quick to defend freedom of speech when the targets is Islam, yet when the Guardian published articles about Edward Snowden,not only were articles pulled, the GCHQ actually destroyed the Guardian's property.

Abeg jare....

I suspect you might be a solicitor. Hell you might be MY solicitor for all I know, so I will now retire into my lair to study up some more on my UK law basics, before returning here with my rebuttal.

Suffice to say, all nations are at liberty to define freedom of expression as they see fit. In North Korea one is free praise the Dear Leader to high heavens, with the option to die in a concentration camp for failure to toe the party line.

On the other extreme end of the freedom scale, Americans are at liberty refer to their own president with any number of obscene expletives, with no fear of arrest, provided they do not advocate violence against anyone.

Similarly, France, as a free, democratic sovereign nation, retains the prerogative to legally define freedom of expression as they see fit, regardless of which minority groups may feel culturally excluded from a mainstream society which permits a wide latitude of printed opinions to to be published.

In short, the onus is on citizens to comply with state laws, rather than for the state to craft its legislation with the interests of fringe groups as a guiding and limiting framework.

Bayswater:
Ahhhh! So I would be deprived of my chilled beer and double jack daniels (straight) if Buhari becomes president.

Lailai, I hereby support Aare Musiwa on the formation of Oduduwa Republic where my right and freedom to drink beer will not be infringed.

The person that said Buhari will take us back to the stone age ain't lying, this is just an example of what to expect under a Buhari presidency.

On Oduduwa Republic I stand!

Seconded. Aare Musiwa please report for your presidential duty.

funkiebully:
Na so,

If they bend rule for illiterate buhari , they must continue to bend it for all.

We are watching.

Meanwhile, buhari is a futajalon certified terrorist and a cattle rearing illiterate bastard.

Yes indeed he is too. You right about that.

Nihilist:
And the calls for Muslims to 'vote with their feet' and leave France is also quite ignorant

There are muslims in France who were born there as 3rd and 4th generation of immigrant families...

Where do they go?

Citizenship is in most nations regarded as a privilege that can be revoked for misconduct, and not a right that can be abused with impunity.

If a tenth-generation descendant of a Nigerian Ogun Worshiper should wake up one day in the London borough of Hackney, also known as "Little Nigeria", and decide that the UK government MUST bow to his demand for the RIGHT to slaughter stray dogs in the playground of his council flat, as sacrifices for the God of Iron, then such a wild-eyed misfit can expect either a stiff jail sentence for animal cruelty, OR a recommendation that they LEAVE the UK, where animal sacrifice is NOT allowed, and relocate to Nigeria or Haiti, where such cruel and inhumane forms of "worship" are permitted by law.

The same equitable logic must be applied to ANYONE who feels that they have a divine RIGHT to IMPOSE a dress code of Batman or Darth Vadar costumes on women in the heart of democratic Europe, and IMPOSE a regime of press censorship in a FREE democratic society. Such confused individuals SHOULD be encouraged FORCIBLY to leave the free country whose established laws they hope to modify to suit their personal whims, and relocate to any repressive rogue nation of their choosing on the globe.

lavatoz:
[size=14pt] You condemn the killings while contradicting yourself for justifying their reasons for killing[/size] the man. They didn't just kill the man they killed and shot other innocent people. For what? Mocking islam?

[size=14pt]Other religions were mocked; do their followers like it? Of course not they wud be furious but they won't kill people for that.[/size]

Ah yes these are the questions that are never answered, and to these may I add the following musings of a CNN news junkie.

If any particular deity is deemed all-seeing and all-powerful by its adherents, then surely that God will NOT require the services of madmen with guns, if that Supreme Being is in fact petty enough to become vengeful over a few magazine cartoons published by mere mortals in France or any other free, secular and democratic state on God's green Earth.

Bearing that consideration in mind, it just makes sense that any immigrants to France who simply cannot bear the agony of reading "offensive" magazine articles published in France, should exercise their constitutional freedom to LEAVE The European Union, and go live forever in one of those Third World backwater non-nations where women rank lower than pack animals, and the penalty for any number of infractions is state-sanctioned mob justice.

If you don't love FREEDOM of the press, vote with your feet and GO AWAY from the democratic West, to take up residence where the state controls every aspect of human existence imaginable.

Nihilist:
You are still missing the very simple point I raised earlier.

Free speech is a myth. If not, why are there restrictions on hate speech, inciting speech, and racially-tinted speech in those very countries you mentioned?

Expressing a sense of humor about religion in the print or electronic media is most certainly NOT the same thing as DIRECTLY inciting violence by a call to arms, which would not be allowed in any country that hopes to remain at peace internally and internationally.

If the satirical paper in France could mock Jesus and Christianity with NO violent reaction from anyone, then those who adhere to other religious belief systems would be very presumptive and arrogant indeed, to expect that THEIR religion should be EXEMPT from taking its turn as the butt of jokes of the sort which are routinely taken in stride by Christians.

Again, my humble opinion is that anyone who wishes to impose double standards on the concept of free speech is obviously confused about the very meaning of the term "freedom", and should thus be forcibly encouraged to move PERMANENTLY to North Korea or Afghanistan where they can mull over the concept of freedom and civil liberty, from a decidedly more enlightening and educative vantage point.

Nihilist:
Let's leave the philosophical debate that my username might provoke to the side for a minute.

Instead, lets focus on the fact that there is no country in this world where freedom of expression is not restricted to some extent.

Why?

Because every single Government in the world understands that unregulated speech is a recipe for Chaos. You can't let people going round saying everything they want to say, with the expectation that everyone else will just docilely accept it.

It's just common sense.

The French people, as do the Americans and most of the industrialized west, jealously guard the right to free speech that is enshrined in the articles of democracy that date back to the very inception of all those nations constructed on solid foundations of true liberty for all.

If any particular subset of people resident in, or immigrated into, a free and democratic society find themselves developing a strong enough disdain for the right to engage in the unfettered free speech to which ALL nationals of such countries are entitled by law and by right, then such aggrieved groups or individuals are equally free to vote with their feet, and DEPART the country where freedom is non-negotiable, so as to ship off their narrow little minds away, for PERMANENT re-settlement in any of those backward and repressive rogue nations whose names end with the suffix "--istan", where the Golden Rule applies, in that those who own the gold make the rules that apply to all others except themselves, their relatives and their cronies.

In a nutshell, anyone who resides in a free democratic country like France, the UK, the USA or Australia, and who feels that free speech BY ALL is not to their liking, MUST be shown the door and booted out unceremoniously, so that they can depart to any of the various dark and restrictive jurisdictions on this green planet where the very concept of freedom is an alien one that will never take root in this lifetime.

If you don't love it, leave it and go where you DO love it, WITHOUT engaging in mass murder in furtherance of a quixotic and futile bid to alter the long established society around you by force of arms.