₦airaland Forum

Where is Joselyn Dumas?

She set pass all these ones jor.... Cougar toh badt

Eriokanmi:
It can't be proved because education hadn't gained enough grounds in Africa at the time most of them were born. If you go to some villages, you'd see very old men and women still walking unaided.

Even my dad that was born in a village in Ogun state didnt know his date of birth. He just chose a random day and month and used 2 different years 1938/1942 depending on what he was providing the DOB for.

I think be arrived at the years based on stories of events he was told happened around the time he was born.

OgbeniOptional:
This is not the world oldest, people lives more than 140 sef I. Osun state and some parts of Nigeria.

Nonsense. In the 1800s when they were born, who recorded their birth? Where were the records kept?

Endsars Lagos panel concluded its public facing work on Monday 11 October. Thats like 6 weeks ago so how did she testify at the panel just a few days ago according to the report?

She wants us to believe that she had a full on conversation with 3 armed men who informed her of the reason for their attack. Is this a movie or what?

She is most likely just a victim of the menace of armed robbery and is using her purported appearance at the panel to get the story out there and hopefully get some money through crowd sourced funding of gullible anti-government/Nigeria morons.

wfjimmytobby:
I meet this girl around September we got so close and have always spent on her, going shopping and all that and always tell her how I feel.

She do make demand from me and have always responded..but I suspected that she has lots of suitors trying to get her and even her ex..cos she told me he is trying to get back so I decided to demand for sex so we can get serious but she refuse and said she is not ready and that I should wait but she keeps requesting for assistance and even wants me to get her a new phone cos her previous phone got spoilt and all..

So I need your advice should I wait for her to be ready to give me her body and keep on assisting her or should I just give up on the relationship cos she might actually be trying to scam me or something?

Mumu dem don format you....

Spending without reward. 2 months uno! In 2021 o! You are working and next man is chopping the kpomo.... I always aim to knack on first date. Max is 3 dates. After that cut your losses.

Towma:
So you turned your kids product of broken home because of sex?
Imagine if na woman write this rubbish the kind curse nairalanders for curse am.

You are fool! You evil woman. If you know what I did to keep my kids in a 2 parent home, you wont come here and type this rubbish.

As I type this, my kids are here, spending the weekend with me. Fed them good, my boy is on the PS5 and my daughter is on her phone. Daddy is happy, children are happy.... Win, win. My only regret is not leaving that frigid dutty biyatch earlier.

I used to be married and suffered from the same issue.

We lived together for like 2 years before marriage and we had a fantastic sex life. Almost immediately after we got married, sex life stopped being great but it wasn't bad. After the first baby, it deteriorated a bit more. It was like going to work when we tried for a second baby i.e. wake me up from sleep to have sex with the sole purpose of conceiving having calculated her fertile days.

After 2nd baby, sex dried up. I tried to reason with her on a few occasions but all to no avail so I eventually looked outside and never looked back. I lost interest in her totally and the outcome was divorce.

I honestly think this refusal of sex thing has something to do with how comfortable a woman gets. When you get married, they know you are stuck with them and either consciously or subconsciously, start to withdraw their sexual services.

Now I have like 6 girls I am running concurrently (God forgive me) and the one that came closest to refusing me sex is the one I let live with me for a bit. The rest wey na come and go, dey gimme steady sungbàlaja. Even when dem dry, we go use lube. I quick wake up from my slumber pursue the one wey wan turn landlady for house.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. At my big age? Never Again will I let any woman run format on my head!

thebosstrevor1:
No proof, nothing, just video of people carrying rumours and a headline and people believed it.


Something is wrong with our educational system

It is painful. Too many educated illiterates.

Kayberg:
I'll choose the car.
Sell it, build a house from it and use the remaining to still get a smaller car.
One shot, two kills.

Those choosing A, which of them is A o?

Wait, which Toyota model is that car?

Toyota Supra 2019

Maxymilliano:

Igboho did what any right thinking person will do in the face of death threats orchestrated by Buhari led Junta

Why didnt the Ooni, Alake and Jagaban all run away when he and his mentally challenged sidekick threaten to kill them?

lexy2014:
U seem hurt but your pain hasn't answered the questions I asked:

Can u pls interpret your screenshot? How does it negate the Sahara story?

Sorry I cant help you if you cant read.

pedel:
No airport charges €5000 parking fee per day anywhere in the world, even for for a Boeing 757 or Airbus A380.
Airport parking are based on the weight of the aircraft and there are facilities for long term parking which are even cheaper.
Sahara Reporter is being mischievous here.
Even a simple google search will show you how much is needed to park your aircraft at JFK, CDG, AMS, LHR and other big airports in the world.
Imagine British Airways paying €5000 on all their fleet that has to park overnight at Heathrow?
Think about it before you start hating on your government.
This is not to defend the corrupt politicians but to set the record straight.

Exactly.... Its like our youth cant even reason anymore. Maybe its poverty. If you have a broad worldview, without pondering over it so much, you'd know its impossible for an airport to charge $5000 per day for an aircraft that is parked for repairs.

It sounded so farfetched and thats why I did a little digging and found the official document for charges at the airport.

lexy2014:
Can u pls interpret your screenshot? How does it negate the Sahara story?

Are you blind? Or maybe you cant read. Does it not show you the hourly parking charges for planes at the said airport. Can you see anything close to $5000?

Its like you people have eba for brains

https://www.euroairport.com/en/business-partners/flight-operations/tariff-regulations.html

Download from that link and visit page 25 to educate yourself

This Sahara pipo can lie sha

The guy no too hammer like that o

$6m GYD = $28,000 USD

Not a brave as this dude. Opened a Lagos branded store right in the heart of London on Oxford Street!

shaybebaby:
Credit card is type of unsecured loan. With no securities backing the loan amount, the risk of lenders not getting their money back is higher.

Now, risk cannot be eliminated, it can only be managed or minimised. And with nothing in place to minimise the risks of defaults, sadly it will be virtually non existent in Nigeria for now.

Things used here to minimise risks usually include borrowers to demonstrate

1) proof of places lived spanning several years ( To be double sure you won't runaway)..utility bills, payslips, electoral roll, bank statements to that address.

2) pay slips and bank statements- to determine your income and based on that, the (un) likelihood that you can afford repayments.

3) information on your outgoings/ expenses to further buttress point no 2.

4) Credit history, whether you have any current debts, your history of paying those ( previous defaults, their frequency etc) ie how you have behaved in the past with other people. If you have no history, you are riskier.

In summary, the average Nigerian will have access to Credit when they can demonstrate that their are credit worthy.

So let's be honest, how many people can demonstrate the points I have listed above ( honestly without fudging anything?)

As someone mentioned, with unemployment at the current level, it is reasonable to expect that MOST will default.

With high levels of inflations, interest rates on the credit cards will not only carry a risk premium but also an inflationary premium meaning the repayments will be higher and thus adding to the financial difficulties of the holder.

Nigeria isn't ready for such on wider scale just yet. Too many unresolved underlying issues at present.

Good to see an educated response/post for once on this cesspit of illiteracy and ignorance that is Nairaland

Thanks for your useful post!

9japride:
Credit card system is very good and it discourages fraud. But those wicked entities in the corridors of power who love to see people suffer won't allow it to work. They don't want the common man to measure shoulder with them. For example with a credit facility anyone can get latest phone, car etc. In addition, we need to develop our social security number system. But due to mischievous ways of those in power, they won't allow it to work. If done properly the security situation will be reduced more than 50%. Those in power know exactly what they are doing, they all travel out and see how things are done in other countries. To me, its just pure black man wickedness and nonsense attitude. It pains me a lot that with all the wealth in the country, people can't just enjoy it fully but just a few numbers of privilege one's that are enjoying the goodies meant for everyone.

I am not so much surprised by the nonsense you wrote, its the 24 illiterates (so far) that liked your post that I feel sorry for.

I came here for the senseless responses by bitter children and I wasnt disappointed

Fake news from AfghanEastern

A consul is a government official who lives in a foreign city and looks after all the people there who are from his or her own country.

This consul has no name and flew all the way from Lagos when the British High Commission is in Abuja. Please make it make sense.

Cownu is a naturalised British citizen, the UK cant do anything for him in his country of birth. Stop lying about him getting any consular assistance.

plaindealer:
In fact, lets look at SR's fake news and it's rellevance.


So, according to fake news SR, the president's plane developed faults, but are planes and machines in general immune to faults?

Why is this newsworthy or in any way a cover-up issue?

Do you cover up when your car develop issues and you take it to the mechanic?

Of what relevance is SR's usual unintelligent gymnastics and tales by moonlight?

Even if the president's plane develops issues, is it a crime?

Is it a crime or illegal to take the plane to a qualified and obviously insurance approved repair location for repairs and pay the necessary fees?

Where is the relevance or newsworthy rubbish SR is masturbating over?

I'm beginning to think the news story from SR is why the president's bowl movement routine is deceptive or a crime?


SR's comedy is not even funny anymore, it's just dumb, silly and moronic.

You are so right but what amazes me is the sheer number of unintelligent Nigerians that lap up their BS. I always tell myself that if it wasnt for my conscience my fellow Nigerians of this generation will be so sweet to swindle.

The headline talks about avoiding a crash but yet the story doesnt say anything about a mayday declared or the nature of the fault that supposedly made the plane almost crash. Instead they provide a list of what reads like scheduled stops which they must have gleaned from sites like FR24.

Imagine a plane that almost crashed was flown 6 hours to Germany only 2 days after the alleged near disaster . No incident report, no Boeing investigation, nothing... Dem just put key, jump start the plane fly am go Germany.

Morons, the lot at SR

Starzo:
pulisic might not have lied but there's age cheating even in the west. But that one is foneby the state. I men one or two govt top govt official is involved and it's mostly done for entertainers. Do you believe cardi b is 29?, As in she was 24 when she released bodak yellow video.

You are ignorant. Stop showing it

There is no state sanctioned age cheating in the west. Cardi B can lie about her age all she wants as you claim but all her official documents will carry whatever you suppose her real age is.

Sorry Mr Vice President I disagree. The game changer is not heath insurance, it should be the FG looking for ways to stop our exponential population growth!

The population of Nigeria is expected to double to 400 million by 2050 and I cant see us having the resources to cater for 400 million people then when we struggle to cater for 200 million now.

Our infrastructural development is slow and oil fortunes are dwindling as the rest of the world move towards cleaner, renewable and nuclear energy (e.g. No new petrol cars will be sold in the UK from 2030). The best legacy for this government will be to embark of an aggressive drive to slow the population growth through policy and education.

texazzpete:
Man, you come across as a truly unpleasant fellow. What’s it with this relentless sycophancy to this company? what do they have on you? what favors are you trying to curry from them at your age?

Kai.

They gave me N5,000 , promised me a marketing job and a free coach ticket to Cotonou.

You are one of the online only noisemakers. The OP don apologise, company don gree, OP don say thank you.... Una still dey provoke.

Again all na online gra gra... In the real world things are different.

DriverX:
Seniority and claiming right inside bus? Shey your head correct so?

The guy is a f00l.... And to think that he brought this here.... Its like some people's brain doesnt function properly.

Good thing you have apologized. Do not be fooled by social media hype and warriors. Not everything goes viral.

Where are all the people who were egging you on in your first thread? One talked about reporting to his friend in the FBI, another one said the I.G of police was on the case

Did anyone of them communicate with you outside this forum to offer real help? They were just playing to the gallery and pushing you closer to the fire. I bet they all moved on to the next trending topic once your thread fell off the front page, never to return again.

A certain Sunday Igboho comes to mind. He was egged on by mostly virtual supporters till he landed in a Beninoise jail.

Go and sin no more!

Why is this not on the front page?

The mods posted the first 2 threads on the home page but why not this?

N910,000 for a phone

You pipu have money in that Nigeria sha.