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plaindealer:
In fact, lets look at SR's fake news and it's rellevance.


So, according to fake news SR, the president's plane developed faults, but are planes and machines in general immune to faults?

Why is this newsworthy or in any way a cover-up issue?

Do you cover up when your car develop issues and you take it to the mechanic?

Of what relevance is SR's usual unintelligent gymnastics and tales by moonlight?

Even if the president's plane develops issues, is it a crime?

Is it a crime or illegal to take the plane to a qualified and obviously insurance approved repair location for repairs and pay the necessary fees?

Where is the relevance or newsworthy rubbish SR is masturbating over?

I'm beginning to think the news story from SR is why the president's bowl movement routine is deceptive or a crime?


SR's comedy is not even funny anymore, it's just dumb, silly and moronic.

You are so right but what amazes me is the sheer number of unintelligent Nigerians that lap up their BS. I always tell myself that if it wasnt for my conscience my fellow Nigerians of this generation will be so sweet to swindle.

The headline talks about avoiding a crash but yet the story doesnt say anything about a mayday declared or the nature of the fault that supposedly made the plane almost crash. Instead they provide a list of what reads like scheduled stops which they must have gleaned from sites like FR24.

Imagine a plane that almost crashed was flown 6 hours to Germany only 2 days after the alleged near disaster . No incident report, no Boeing investigation, nothing... Dem just put key, jump start the plane fly am go Germany.

Morons, the lot at SR

Starzo:
pulisic might not have lied but there's age cheating even in the west. But that one is foneby the state. I men one or two govt top govt official is involved and it's mostly done for entertainers. Do you believe cardi b is 29?, As in she was 24 when she released bodak yellow video.

You are ignorant. Stop showing it

There is no state sanctioned age cheating in the west. Cardi B can lie about her age all she wants as you claim but all her official documents will carry whatever you suppose her real age is.

Sorry Mr Vice President I disagree. The game changer is not heath insurance, it should be the FG looking for ways to stop our exponential population growth!

The population of Nigeria is expected to double to 400 million by 2050 and I cant see us having the resources to cater for 400 million people then when we struggle to cater for 200 million now.

Our infrastructural development is slow and oil fortunes are dwindling as the rest of the world move towards cleaner, renewable and nuclear energy (e.g. No new petrol cars will be sold in the UK from 2030). The best legacy for this government will be to embark of an aggressive drive to slow the population growth through policy and education.

texazzpete:
Man, you come across as a truly unpleasant fellow. What’s it with this relentless sycophancy to this company? what do they have on you? what favors are you trying to curry from them at your age?

Kai.

They gave me N5,000 , promised me a marketing job and a free coach ticket to Cotonou.

You are one of the online only noisemakers. The OP don apologise, company don gree, OP don say thank you.... Una still dey provoke.

Again all na online gra gra... In the real world things are different.

DriverX:
Seniority and claiming right inside bus? Shey your head correct so?

The guy is a f00l.... And to think that he brought this here.... Its like some people's brain doesnt function properly.

Good thing you have apologized. Do not be fooled by social media hype and warriors. Not everything goes viral.

Where are all the people who were egging you on in your first thread? One talked about reporting to his friend in the FBI, another one said the I.G of police was on the case

Did anyone of them communicate with you outside this forum to offer real help? They were just playing to the gallery and pushing you closer to the fire. I bet they all moved on to the next trending topic once your thread fell off the front page, never to return again.

A certain Sunday Igboho comes to mind. He was egged on by mostly virtual supporters till he landed in a Beninoise jail.

Go and sin no more!

Why is this not on the front page?

The mods posted the first 2 threads on the home page but why not this?

N910,000 for a phone

You pipu have money in that Nigeria sha.

JackDaAlienz:
I went to pick her up from uni then drove her to my house.
We chilled drank wine then bleeped well
After sex I decided to drive her back to school.
On our way my back tire brake just lock
The wheel stopped rotating.
I had to Shell out 10k to repair

2nd time with this same girl yesterday night we had sex
This morning I got a message that the items I planned to ship from Canada was cancelled.

Why do I experience these badluck events after having sex with this girl

F00l!

I am ashamed of you as a fellow man

omoadeleye:
They said he acquired MAJORITY shares which means above 51% shares

First bank market cap is N430B. Did he spend N215B?.

Nodogragra4me:
How can the news trigger a run?

I wanted to reply the dullard but my mouth too bad so I just ignored. The ignorance and lack of knowledge I see on this forum dey weak me.

salbis:
Lady K and the other detainee should sue FG ASAP.

Lady K kor, Mrs P ni.

The problem wey she enter she no go comot am anytime soon. Someone who is on video asking for 'warriors to reinforce, flank and attack the soja from the rear' na him wan sue FG?

I dont know why these judges are granting these terrorists bail.

Buckeyemedia1:
This stupid lawyer is going to Court shouting Jurisdiction, instead of dealing with the allegations?, quite obvious the lawyer is a Mumu, let them be still playing tribalism & not go & seek the services of a Yoruba SAN, Mazi will receive the maximum 88 years imprisonment.

Real mumu.

If dem born any of them well make dem do constant sample radio broadcasts from AfghanEastern calling on militants to kill American soldiers, policemen and the president in the US and see if all these jurisdiction mumbo jumbo na true

ijustdey:
https://www.thecable.ng/british-envoy-arrives-in-court-for-nnamdi-kanus-trial

The British envoy no get name abi... Una dey too put importance on top this rascal head... If him comot jail before 2023 call me a bastard!

The mofo is a Nigerian citizen first and the UK cant and wont do nothing for him. UK wey abandon plenty dual citizens for Afghanistan in dire circumstances na dem go dey worry about one yeye dual citizen from AfghanEastern? Gerrarahere man!

Nbotee:
Shameless old man.. Jus the other day he claimed the govt have already sent d Tucanos to the North East to fight insurgents and jus yesterday we read reports of how the Army can't use d Tucanos becos Bandits are not Insurgent

You are an illiterate.

Insurgents = terrorists/ enemy combatants in a theatre of war

Bandits = criminals embedded in civil society

You cant use fighter jets against criminals in our midst. There are on average 400 shootings and 100 homicides in Chicago every month, should the US government use F-35s against the 'bandits' carrying out these shootings?

Iyaebe:
Hi,thanks alot sir.There was a will and unfortunately non of his kids appeared in the said will.It was a deliberate act which was planned between him and his mom to get back at my aunt and her kids,it's such a messy and pitiable situation.I will get back to you via mail sir though I hardly check my mail,sorry about that.

Well if there was a will and the wife and children are not listed as beneficiaries then that is E.O.D. The strange man you talk about was listed as the sole beneficiary and that is that.... It does seem strange that a man will leave all his worldly possessions to a total stranger so if the interested son has the financial means he can challenge the will in court to see if his dad was of sane mind when he wrote the will or if the will is genuine.

Forget all these traditional king and spiritual rubbish.

Favfables:
In the absence of a will, the next inline to inherit a deadman properties is his next of kin...

And sometimes people use different names as next of kin for different stuff, for instance, when opening a bank account, I can use you as next of kin and then not use you as next or kin when I get a land(or make a business transaction)...

Their best bet is to know who the next of kin is in the individual property of the man...

Absolute rubbish and a somewhat illiterate write up.

Read up on Obusez v Obusez (2007). If a man dies intestate and is married, his assets will be shared between his surviving wife and children (including those borne out of wedlock). No next of kin rubbish or customary law BS.

tillaman:
We call it Ale in SW
Paale si oko

Puyanga! Awon awo Cherokee

Dumb tribalist and bitter children of perdition. Always quick to talk down about their country. There is not a single African country on the list including their favourite saner clime Ghana but somehow it is Buhari's fault.

Andorra
Antigua and Barbuda
Australia
Austria
Bahrain
Barbados
Belgium
Brunei
Bulgaria
Canada
Croatia
Republic of Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Dominica
Estonia
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Israel
Japan
Kuwait
Latvia
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Malaysia
Malta
Monaco
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Qatar
Romania
San Marino
Saudi Arabia
Singapore
Slovakia
Slovenia
South Korea
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Taiwan
The UAE
The UK
The US
Vatican City

advanceDNA:
Brace yourself nigga....those 20 body counts and several abortions babes are coming for you... It might be a long night...

20 body count.... Are you a learner? There are girls that have live 15 different sexual partners in a calendar year.

This generation different gan o. If you are in your mid 20s and find a girls with a body count of 20 or less, you are blessed.

DavidNative:
Need Advice Pls

Good Day, everyone, am having a serious challenge in my marriage, been married for a year and was no Premarital sex, since I need to promise her am a faithful guy and based on religion ground….

But honestly even in the marriage, it has been one sided, she said my private part is to big and I stay too long, I do every for her, love her, care for her, help her in kitchen, setup a home business/career for her to save her the stress of going out. I give her head, sometimes I suck and engage in pre-intimacy for long , but many times, since we had gotten married, I am the only active person, sometimes for a month no sex, am getting frustrated, I need advice.
Everytime i try to discuss it, she say i should try to understand that she is nott the sex type. Am tearing apart on my inside. What can i do pls

Sadly your marriage will eventually fail. If you dont have a child yet, just let go no matter how hard it feels. With this experience, in the future I am sure you wont buy 'No Testing' again.

Good luck bro

FutureIsFemale:
Oh! What a relief. Finally a man who uses his brain has been unveiled.

NB: I don't support infidelity.

My concern is the emotional breakdown of the kids and the family at large.

You are stupid. It is a personal choice.

This story makes no sense.

She was kidnapped/abducted. The complainant has details of her location, even a picture of her in a hijab with other women visible.

Has this been reported to the police? How was the picture obtained? The kidnappers are either dumb or too stupid to send pictures with their faces visible.

I can bet that this is a custody battle and the complainant has introduced the ethnic/religious angle to help the story get some steam.

Lava done finally consume the house o

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58733854

neonly:
Am not good writer please trying to make it short

Everything just falling apart in my house
Sometimes I hear some folks saying I will tolerate rubbish in marriage but honestly it easier say than done if it actually happen to you
Where did I get it wrong sef
We use to be good friends before church matter enter
Now she does nothing in the house
I go to work come back to go to market and cook clean the house wash the children uniforms for the younger ones

All she is interested now is her own career
What my fate when I grow old
Is this not a red flag for me
What will be the fate of my wonderful innocent children how will they feel not growing up with their mother and father together all these are pounding in my head
the issues are too much I can't type it all am really depressed but sha life goes on
But my children what will be their fate

Your children will be perfectly fine. I held on too long to something that was finished for the sake of my children but it eventually fell apart at great financial, emotional and liberty cost.

The children now..... Couldnt be happier. No more toxic home and my daughter loves that she can different sets of presents from both parents on special occasions.

Easier said than done though but the sooner you make a move the better it will be for you.

JESHAL:
A promiscuous man and a promiscuous woman are very different, one is a respected,the other is a hoe, it's extremely hard for men to get sex, it's very easy for a woman to get sex, most men are watching porn, masturbating or visiting/ paying oloshos/ hookers. A man that attains sexual abundance like Wizkid, Tuface, Davido, note I even mentioned only exceptional artistes, because they are the rare men that get abundance of pussy due to their status, sex is so hard that even rich men that can't game women compensate with money having sugar babies/ side chics

You are a smart one. I always try to explain this to this Google generation but they cant comprehend.

A woman can sleep with 20 men in a month without even trying no matter how she worwor reach. A man on the other hand regardless of how good looking or rich he is will have to be extremely lucky to score 20 gyal in a month (not counting PAYG girls)

Fake news!

£187M ko, 187 Murder ni

theInterpreter:
that is an hunting gun

Besides how do you know he doesn't have a permit?

Does that picture show a man hunting? Brandishing is illegal.

FreeSpirited:
You are a a fool. And you shall perish in this country. When did Igboho carry guns to protest. It shall not be well with u and everything u do. Herdsmen carry ak47 abt , they kill, rape abduct, but govt dint tag them criminal..it shall not be well with u again..for being evil and unjust. This curse is from the Bible against all unjust people. Oleribu eda

I dont know if you lot are really dumb or myopically ignoring the obvious.

Double barrel and machete are tools of peaceful protest abi